/tg/Station 13

Davidchan

I just had a cook call me an edgy autist cuck because I didn't run away from the singularity. Later on he welder bombed my botany tray on the escape shuttle because I pushed him down for not letting me on the same shuttle. What's wrong with mid-day players? Does anyone who have less than two hours ...

Davidchan

A special atmosia guard who gets an air rifle that needs to be pumped to fire, pumping it three or more times will knock a person prone, 6 or more is a short stun and anything above 9 pumps deals brute damage. /s

Davidchan

I kinda like the idea of a dept focused sec. The brig, Warden and HoS all remain. Each Dept gets 1-2 sec guards who have basic access in their area. A Civ/Bar guard might be worth fleshing out. Sec Officers patrol their areas, have a holding cell in their 'office' for minor offenders and take anyone...

Davidchan

Dear Syndicate Defector.

What is this damn beeping noise coming from the tunnels behind my office?

Sincerely, The CMO

Davidchan

Remove assistant, increase Security Officer role openings to 999

Davidchan

Ya know, i could get behind the RnD shake up if the new tech levels were relevant to their origin. Genetics for engineering? I'm sorry what fucking part of randomly bombarding monkeys with radiation makes it possible for me to make a welding mask or generator? Botany being the only viable option is ...

Davidchan

Fuck the feature freeze. We need this.

Lizard clones pop out as eggs the chef can use for cooking. Also speaking of chef cannibalism: baby back ribs.

Davidchan

Having the doors shut and bolt before launch would fix this, maybe a 1-2 second delay?

Emagging or tampering with the console could result in the safety-free verzion we have now..

Davidchan

Move the entire station to lavaland with ashwalkers and hostile mobs regularly trying to breach it.

Davidchan

Are you retarded Sec is the second most high-stress high-activity job on the station, right below AI. If shit starts going down you're expected to either be there or be running there, and if you miss it EVERYONE gets mad. sec is higher-stress than AI. sec is higher-stress than AI. sec is higher-str...

Davidchan

could just make it a generic departmental airlock malfunction event itd be a real grey tide that way, imagine admins pressing the airlock malfunction button and flocks of assistants migrating to different departments as they get hit So long as the bridge gets its own. Could even have a mega rare ev...

Davidchan

iirc the greytide virus was added into the game years ago as both a joke and as a reason for sec to not completely abandon the brig, especially when they have prisoners. I don't see much of a reason to remove it since it's not the end of the round and most antags get executed soon as possible anyway...

Davidchan

This brings me one step closer to being able to properly RP as a supervillain. I swear to god if we get green joker toxins I'm out. THE CLOWN DOES NOT NEED A PURPLE SUIT THAT MAKES GREEN LAUGHING GAS WHEN HE FARTS!!! oh who the fuck am I kidding, the coders didn't even finish reading this before th...

Davidchan

in4 people start using N2O/Anesthetic tanks from medical so they can instagib their target and put everyone else around them asleep not wearing internals.

Or just atmosia super heating/chilling some gas to completely fuck up an entire room.

Davidchan

Well one the one entertaining Security role was removed [Hint, rhymes with SecGorg] because a few shit players we abusing every thing they could, those players were made to take on carbon roles which involve being even more shit to get the result they want: Killing antags and getting their valids. B...

Davidchan

Payday 3? Fucking nope. Don't get me wrong, I loved Payday 1 and Payday 2 had it's moments but the game was far more ambition than its studio could hope to produce. Throw in the constant DLC and finally microtransactions and they poisoned that well too much, they'd need to give away all their DLC fo...

Davidchan

Don't aid creator. Just make them hostile to everything, give them permanent Hallus or Drone vision so they can't distuingish people and everyone looks like Carp or something.

Davidchan

70* All sec jumpsuits have melee 10

Davidchan

Giving the HoS 70 melee resist with default equip.

U fukkin wot?

Davidchan

See April Fools where stuns were removed as a joke and it made various roles and antags usless.

Davidchan

Without the inaction clause an silicons literally has to obey orders like "Let me into the engine room so I can release the singularity and kill everyone.", "let me into the armory so I can steal all the guns", "borg go place all the plasma canisters in the hallway." A...

Davidchan

yackemflam wrote:
Davidchan wrote:
gangs don't get armor.
Yes they do, their outfits give armor.

I can't find anything on the git that says gangs have armor, but I haven't dug fully into the module. If I'm wrong so be it, gangs shouldn't get armor if revs/non-antag crew can't get ahold of it either.

Davidchan

Antagonists are really well armoured, such as Nuke Ops where their defense is great for longer term attrition, in terms of taking occasional hits from spears, bullets and batons. But is not so powerful to withstand being stunned and shot at ten times by a Laser. Whereas the Deathsquad Power Armour ...

Davidchan

I'm curious where this 'We need more armor' is coming from? Nuke Ops, Cult and Changlings are the only ones who get comparable armor to begin with. The base armor vest doesn't need improving either, the armor made for actual combat and shoot outs is in the armory, the vests that are handed out round...

Davidchan

Jetpack is fast but they don't last terribly long. Should still be faster than station bound movement though a minor tweak to lower it from ludicrous to ridiculous speed would be fine.

Davidchan

I kinda like goons system with collumns. Its hard to read at first but its qucik and easy to see and adjust want you want.

Davidchan

[youtube][/youtube] >Closed Oh right I forgot that any buff to security is literally Hitler and will be denied without chance of contest. Silly me. It is no different for Silicons. Antags hate to lose. If we are "furries", then they are 12-year-old Halo kids. It is no different for Antags....

Davidchan

Kor did mention that he has some cool Lavaland Mining Hardsuit sprites from Ausops ready to go and that he wants to add them in some way. I do think adding the Mining Hardsuit as a end game Hardsuit you buy to provide you immunity to ash storms would be a good addition. Perhaps couple that with mak...

Davidchan

MrStonedOne wrote:Lag isn't fixed, but it should be much less common now.

So far my long term network profiles confirm a significant reduction in delayed or dropped traffic.

Davidchan

13 game modes, 4 conversion. Thats 30%, not 40. Conversion modes are generally brought about because it keeps players involved in the round and not a bunch of salty ghosts in ghost chat while an antag does a 90 minute rampage on the station ahelping for ERTs so they can get vengeance. As for convers...

Davidchan

Make burnt messes and other ineble toxic crap the chef can make extra good for them. Eating regular food makes them tired or even does some damage. Shorter life span and unstable DNA makes them uncloneable and SE injectors have a chance to effect a different block. (Hulk SE? Oops, RNG gave you toure...

Davidchan

Amputations are fun, when people wanna steal supplies just steal their limbs and put em in a freezer. In all seriousness killing them is probably a bit far, buckle cuff them to a stretcher and have sec pick them up. Anyone who doesn't trust medbay enough to get healed there can look in maint for som...

Davidchan

Super Aggro Crag wrote:because the coders think it's funny

if you stand 4 tiles away it doesn't even shock the person who threw it, i use it to grief hoplines by smashing the window and firing a pneumo cannon of paper at the grille to fry everyone.

Basically the only thing its good for is grief.

Davidchan

Sec was so shit that their grey uniforms make them indistinguishable from your average grey tider.

Davidchan

Mining bot upgrades would be awesome, paradise has a few, like an AI upgrade that functions like a bot sentience potion. Burn kits would be applicable since burns are now way more common than bruted damage, maybe even a thermal coating that could be applied like goliath plates to give resitance to b...

Davidchan

2AM GMT is 9PM CST. So I'd assume anytime between 11PM and 4Am you'd find someone.

Davidchan

That's just called the fucking chef.

Davidchan

People barely use sec records as is. 'Is he set to arrest, brig him and spend the next 20 minutes finding out what his crime was.'

Davidchan

DemonFiren wrote:They're purple and gold, and the design's made for quick recognition so your bleeding corpse will be easily visible to search parties.

Also so your sprite stands out against the blackground.

Isn't the whole point of lavaland so that nothing stands out?

Davidchan

Anonmare wrote:I think Wizard is underpowered

That's not an opinion, that's just denying a fact. Like evolution or gravity. Have you ever seen a Lich lose?

Davidchan

Activating a hulk jean causes your jumpsuit to fall off and you can't put cloths on till the power is removed.

Davidchan

Reece wrote:I despise blob rounds and wish they'd be removed entirely.

Wrong thread.

I enjoy playing silicons in a non-validhunter style.
I enjoy trying to roleplay a gangmember. [And getting curbstomped by security for it]
I don't like anything to do with changelings.

Davidchan

Make the surgical drill modifiable to be used as a fire-and-forget ~3 minute hacking tool for doors/safes/cyborg panel covers - anything hacked in this manner acts as though it's been emagged. Make it jam like a bitch if it isn't babysat Broke dick drills that you can donate ten dollars to the serv...

Davidchan

Grief Ghost gets no love?

Davidchan

Red was perfect for security. Red represents the greatest threats to the station, and valid hunting security have ruined far more non-antag arounds than a murderboner ever has.

Davidchan

HoPcurity spawns more from the all access, they used to have sec channel on their headsets but that's gone. Cecurity happens a fair bit anyways between telebaton, stunprod and cable cuffs, and we still have CMOs who will hellmix anyone who pisses them off valid or not. If getting a free gun was all ...

Davidchan

Well the HoP gets one, and he's clearly a fucking civ. And the fit on instead of belts, shotguns can't do that so they are smaller than that.

Davidchan

So long as the eguns in the armory are replaced with Laser rifles or something, it's supposed to be 6 officers 6 lethals for when shit goes south.

Otherwise it actually sounds like a decent idea.

Davidchan

>2) Create NC

Does your Shotgun come with a banjo or do they just duct tape them together now, corp slave?

Davidchan

Sec was so shit they arrested the singulo for tresspassing Sec was so shit they sent the captain to gulag. Sec was so shit coderbus gave them another gun Sec was so shit they arrested botany for tower cap mushrooms. Sec was so shit they moved the chef to perma and made him cook donuts Sec was so shi...

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