/tg/Station 13

InsaneHyena

Doctor Pavel, I'm Centcomm.

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> Be lavaland golem.
> MIne.
> Mine.
> Mine.
> Me and my battle brothers collect enough to set up RnD.
> Do RnD by myself.
> Build a Durand, fully arm it
> Take it for a joyride
> Don't notice a chasm, fall into it and instantly die.

gg

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What is this dumb meme, kobolds were never scary or dangerous in 3.5. 3.5 isn't a game about adventurers going into the dungeons and fighting kobolds there, it's a game about omniscient supersonic god wizards operating an avatar from their demiplane and swarming people with shadesteel golems. Still,...

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> ss13
> lore

Yes, that's funny.

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Ashwalkers should be kobolds (manlet lizards), not simple lizardpeople. Make it happen, Kor. You know you want it.

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imblyings wrote:mimes are valid

This is all I've needed to hear.

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One of my most unrobust rounds ever. > Spawn as a roboticist. > Begin typing "suicide". > GANG LEADER > Oh crap, I can't play gang leader for shit. > Pen the other roboticist, then pen the RnD guy. > Go to xenobiology and ask if they need help. They say no. > Break the window. > Xenobiolog...

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Keep dreaming, dirty lizard.

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Basically, the entire question is in the title.

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Offtopic, but for some reason my general hate for lizards and lizard players doesn't extend to ash walkers. Several rounds I've went out of my way to find and pen/loyalty implant ash walkers and introduce them to the civilization. You don't have to kill the primitive, badly armed liggers, you know.

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Command's Approval Rating: 90% The head revolutionaries were: Siserith was Siserith Vassada the Shaft Miner and survived while fleeing the station The revolutionaries were: Yuri00 was Mike Donovan the Shaft Miner and survived while fleeing the station MaximumSpider was Argus Savalas the Shaft Miner...

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Bryce has a point.

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Make lizards be able to be heads.

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> Finally get an antag
> Server crashes after five minutes.

Happens again and again. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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> Mediumpop box. > Be scientist. > It's gangs. > Don't give a fuck. Make telescience, have fun with it. > Never get recruited. > Gang murderboner visits me and kindly shoots me to death. > Next round. > Lowpop box > Cluwne > Time to build telescience again! > CHANGELING > Don't give a fuck, I'll bui...

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Theoretically speaking, if I set up telescience and teleport AI core deep into depowered derelict, will it eventually run out of power and die?

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Secborgs were cancer, and any attempt to fill their niche ("but not really, guys!") is cancer by default.

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Let lizards use sharpening blocks to increase their claw damage and butcher cadavers barehanded.

No, this does not belong in the other thread.

Better idea - all lizards spawn at the giant gassing chamber. It's full of burning plasma from roundstart.

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Unexpectedly good admin and coder. He also fixed newcult (by removing it), so any wrong he might do is automatically forgiven.

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npc zombies are round ruining shits though

It terrifies me to agree with Zilenan, but "round ending shit" is the definition of a wizard. Just look at his other abilities.

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People who try to use guns in Highlander are automatically insta-gibbed for being dishonorable.

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Walking Talking Stephen Hawking

I actually smiled.

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Broken Never played cargo with goofchanges (I'm too dumb to understand stocks), so unsure what is broken on this picture. If syndicate items are available to cargo, why the fuck is this, fix this shit immediately. If the problem is the amount of null crates cargo can get after emagging the console ...

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Surprisingly, has done nothing wrong so far. As far as I'm aware of.

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Secborgs are shit. And I say this as a person who's played a secborg often. 1) A secborg is unstoppable. He can't be slipped, he can't be stunned, he can't be slowed. There are flashes that require you to get into melee range with a secborg. Good luck with that, because a secborg has a very powerful...

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Time for another quality salt from me. > Be RD. Be cultist. > Fucking oldcult, Oldman is based. > Get a shitload of paper, hide in the science maint. > Instruct one of the science cultists to do RnD and subvert the AI. > Make stun talismans. A lot. > Scientist did not actually do RnD at all. > Culti...

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There was this pAI called Myth-Inform. It told the crew... Curious versions of famous myths. [Common] Myth-Inform declares, "There was a mortal woman named Arachne. She had claimed to be the greatest weaving in history!" [Common] Myth-Inform states, "With such a boast, Athena, the God...

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> Run a gimmick
> Headrev gets selected as a new captain
> NO, VALIDSVALIDSVALIDSVALIDS

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> Log in as Donald Trump, the captain. > My gimmick is gonna be the election. > Demand that the station divides into the parties, nominates the candidates. > Eventually, CABAL, Baron von Honks, Reiyo Fluke and some CE are nominated. > It's rev, turns out. Don't care, I have my gimmick. > RADIATION >...

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Changelings are gone? Why?

Because nobody enjoyed two hour rounds, where changeling slowly, slowly murderboned everyone and recalled the shuttle for ten thousand times until every ling did his objective. Even changelings didn't enjoy changeling rounds.

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I feel I (and others) would enjoy this addition more if it was more thematically appropriate to ss13. It seems to stand on its own as ill-fitting of the universe of the game. How about giving them more connection to the lore, or alterting their identity/appearance/background to fit somewhere into t...

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1) Captains who valadin and validcop AI are pure trash.
2) It's an IC issue and should be handled as such

I'd arrest you specifically because it's a Trump lawset, and Trump is trash. Any other lawset is fine.

Found the berniebot.

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Coders, listen to me. Newcult is a piece of shit. No one, NO ONE except Zilenan likes it. NO ONE.

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>decide to try and find the white ship on my way to the station from the derelict
>lost literally for the entire round in space

How on Earth did you manage this?

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hahahaha oldman's whole point is that if he wrote revamp nobody would acknowledge the changes and here you are just pointing out the title and saying how great of a change it is
oldman you absolute evil genius madman

I have no clue what you've just said or what did you mean by it.

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And theeeere's Zilenan, with yet another shitty "opinion".

I'm terrified of how much I'm agreeing with you recently.

OP, genius idea. AI should not play the role of a sec officer and should not validhunt. Your ideas need to be adapted into the policy as soon as possible.

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Actually, that's a great idea. But it would only lead to security distrusting all the loyalty implanted people, however.

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Don't listen to this arse, you're doing god's work here. Demons are awesome, and I'm going to TC trade for them A LOT. I suggest giving sintouched his objective based on the power he got. For example, if you signed away your stole for prestige, you get pride objective, and if you wanted wealth - gre...

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Experimentor REVAMP!

Honestly, that won't be too bad. I'm not even sure what experimentor does and how it does it.

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No, thank you. Enough is enough, I'm sick of this motherfucking nuke op gear on my motherfucking station!

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AND HIS NAME WAS CUBAN PETE! The last thing I've heard before the crash was "beep, beep".

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> Botanist > Nope! > Suicide. > It's fluke ops. > Do you want to be an operative Bryce Pax? > Yex, I do! > Can't find my uplink anywhere, and people seem to be pissed at me for some reason. Explain the situation. > Eventually we managed to find Bryce's uplink (with 60 TCs on it, which must have been...

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Now THIS is pod racing! Absolutely love this. Second someone's opinion on github - remove lizards, merge this.

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1) Guns. Abductors and wizard shouldn't use guns. For abductors the taser is an easy mode - the ayyyliens who drop into armory and never use their advanced baton are the most dishonorable kind of scum. Shadowlings can't use tasers - why ayyliens should? As for wizard, it just doesn't fit them themat...

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Oldman's pr doesn't say anything about making cults need to research or sac for more words again, so I've assumed they also start with all of them once again. This means that, at round start, the cultists have cult robes, cult swords (30 brute), full use of constructs, teleport runes, and all kinds...

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Are you an operative team? Try and negotiate for the disk. Take someone hostage if you have to; have the crew evacuate to Mining. They don't know how many of you there are, so you can use your power to your advantage. Are you a shadowling? Tell everyone about this fantastic new celebrity. Spoiler: ...

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It seems that shadowlings can still ascend if their thralls were turned into zombies.

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I never thought I would say this, but Robustin is based.

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This is a horrible idea, and you know it. Swarmers, demons, revenants and syndrones are often much more fun than actual roundstart antags.

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This is the only argument that outweighs my hidden agenda of "on a syndicate ship, humans can't be command staff and the AI runs lizardmov".

Would you stop bringing cancer to the game

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