/tg/Station 13

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Confirmed as Steelpoint's alt

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Why don't you organize something that already exists in the game, instead of a nice thing nobody has the attention span to learn or play

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Don't touch Armhulen, or I'll slap your shit

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>tfw met my character from the previous campaign on today's session
>Who, in turn, is a part of a paladin order named after my character before that
Man, it's great when your DM's campaigns all take place in the same world

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>It's a "Yakumo posts I ded pls remove thread" episode again
Somebody change the channel, I hate this show.

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President: the Trumpening

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Soon.

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Joined: Tue May 20, 2014

a what

Makes you think

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The one that overthrew James II.

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>In his country, you could not sell serfs like cattle
Get on my level

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Once we reenacted the Glorious Revolution, when captain kept calling the shuttle 20 minutes in because he was bored. I personally imprisoned two or three people in xenobio, then let them go after the captain was deposed.

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When I press a button on my signaller, and the next two things I hear are "BOOM" and "FUCK, CALL THE SHUTTLE". I love blowing shit up so much.

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In other words, everything that you can't shoot with a taser.

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Yes, the bombs are bugged, and with how slowly explosions process, they are nearly useless as well. Everyone knows that. I still love making them, because I love making shit go boom.

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Yeah, it happens sometimes. Also, if he was wearing his hardsuit, it would not gib him anyway.

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There are already a lot of gambling/board games on the station, including cards against humanity. No one ever fucking plays them, because nobody has the attention span to remain still for more than a minute. Do we really need one more unused feature?

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>It's a "Heads of staff win the revolution by hiding in space like little bitches" episode again
SOMEBODY CHANGE THE CHANNEL

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The former is the default setting, you can toggle between the two by using a multitool on it.

Oh, so that''s why it didn't work.

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Thank you for editing the note, but I'd like to also point out that your lecture on maxcaps was shocking hypocritical for someone, who routinely filled the entire station with kudzu in team antagonists rounds.

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I will get you next time, Gadget. NEXT TIME.

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>When your bomb kills fifty billion people, EXCEPT for your intended target, because he just happened to walk away from the spot he spent 90% of the round at

>Bomb DemonFiren's bar
>He left for cargo at this exact moment

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Then I should have mentioned that it was 5 minutes before the shuttle arrival.

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Byond account and character name: InsaneHyena Banning admin: bobdobbington Ban type (What are you banned from?) : General ban Ban reason and length: Maxcapped Medbay as cultist, killing and gibbing at least one cultist. I get that you had a reason but you aren't empowered to spend your teammates' l...

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The most fun I ever had as ling was using hive mind to out the other lings to security so the round wouldn't be as shitty.

High five.

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I intensely fucking hate toxins on this station
>Hurr durr, let's make a gas mixer that doesn't mix gas
Why not use a layout that makes sense?

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>Unbanned >Continue my bombing adventures >You're a head of revolution! >Yes, that's really exciting and all, but first I'm gonna make maxcaps >This time I'll use the method without the burning chamber >Those bombs nearly kill me by leaking plasma and setting me on fire, one of them even blows prema...

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I felt my brain cells dying as I read this

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I feel a little ashamed about asking it, but how do you open medkits and boxes with one arm?

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SYNDICATE MAJOR VICTORY I was there, and it really was this epic. When you collapsed near the nuke either out of bloodloss or radiation, I was about to lose my shit. Also, fuck Brandon. Seriously, fuck him. He was the most useless operative of all, so much that he even failed to bomb the armory, be...

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That's not how the meme works tho.

...yes, it is?

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That's what they want you to think

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Fine, move it.

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>Comission new sprites for augs
>Literally the same day, an art about augs

Hm-m-m-m-m...

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Unless I have an episode of self-serving memory again, I think I remember quite clearly that when I was answering your bwoinks, I was either cloning him already, or dragging him there. Unless there are some logs we can check, I guess it's your word against mine. In which case I won't push it.

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>Be scientist >Literally in the previous round learned how to make maxcaps >Make more maxcaps >Hear the news about the blob >I will bomb the blob! >First blob is in the medbay >Rush there >He's already dead >The last blob is near kitchen! >Rush there >Holy molly, I am literally one tile away from th...

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Byond account and character name: InsaneHyena Banning admin: Danno Ban type (What are you banned from?): Note Ban reason and length: Not actually a ban, a note "Beat a flyman to death in brig for no real reason because they allegedly weren't aware that flyswatters hurt them. Warned" Time ...

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When CPTANT plays AI.

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MSO ruled that pAIs are not beings, and interacting with them is fine.

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I guess, but when we look at the sprites, it tells us a different story. Also, don't tools, like, replace your palm? What is it supposed to look like, when it's still biological?

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Sweet. I'm currently trying to figure out how to make toolset arm automically augment your arm, since it doesn't make much sense right now.

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Well, at least the head is visible most of the times. Hands too. Also, maybe we could make jumpsuits invisible when worn by an augment. Darth Vader wasn't wearing one.

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Reposting this, but this time in the proper subforum and with "GET MONEY" in the title. When you think about being fully rebuilt with robot parts, it's usually something extreme. Think Robocop or Darth Vader . Or... This guy, whoever he is . On /tg/ you too can be rebuilt entirely with rob...

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Cargo gets points for shipping living ashwalkers into slavery to NanoTrasen job training centers

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>Retard spawns as ash walker >Retard goes off on his own and dies to some stupid bullshit like a stupid retard he is >Retard spawns as an ash walker a second time >He dies again >Retard spawns as an ash walker the third time >He dies >There are no more ash walker eggs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why, Kor? How is this not going to be anything but a huge nerf?

Good. R&D deserves more than a few hits with a nerfbat. Enough is enough.

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kevinz000 wrote:if i wanted 2 dna points i'll click on dna extract and altclick two people.
not do some dumb nerf by someone who can't get good.

Aren't you that guy who gets outrobusted by clowns?

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Changelings are extremely formidable on their own. Everybody knows that. Changelings get a free traitor radio, so they can unite and destroy the crew. It happens all the time. Traitors also often ally, but there's a catch involved - paranoia, if you will. You're never sure if you can trust your ally...

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Yeah, this will not work on /tg/.

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My players: '...I just noticed that this campaign has a recurring theme of every body of water trying to kill us.' I suppose it got literal with the water elementals, but still. What do you expect in a campaign setting based on northern Australia plus extinct megafauna, dinosaurs and rogue robots? ...

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