/tg/Station 13

TheColdTurtle

Fuck off cheese head

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Savage

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Stupid aloraydrel

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W H Y

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Spears are not in skyrim though because bethesda does not know how to use them.

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Spears are in general the best melee weapon in real life. It takes barley any training to use one since it is just a sharp long range poking stick that can easily kill a man. Plus the distance on real spears is amazing. If anything we should allow spears to attack at least 1 tile ahead of you

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He is implying that if it was just a test you would only go on once

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Neat thread, when can it be alive again?

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Doritos wrote:(And is NOT how I play.)

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Can we donate a washing machine? I can hand deliver him to it if he wants.

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
TheColdTurtle wrote:Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, citadel station is two blocks down
FUCK YOU

ah fuck you penguin head. Maybe you and I should settle it right now in the dome if you think your that robust

TheColdTurtle

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, citadel station is two blocks down

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ColonicAcid wrote:plymouth

Hell yeah MN represent my fellow snowman

TheColdTurtle

Matey there is a huge difference between 'they welderbombed' and 'he looked like he was gonna welder bomb' besides you were an assistant, and damage to the brig would be minimal. There is no reason to space the corpse or crit body either, since you could have just given it to medical and called sec ...

TheColdTurtle

Just wait, spess corrupts all. Also TB is just a pile of shit honestly. He sperged the fuck out when trump won for some reason, even though it will barley affect him with all the youtube shekels he has.

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So just scream at the golems to get out and if they don't just kill them?

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Surgically implant bombs inside random crew members and hold the station hostage until I get my objectives done.

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Just download the executable and run it.

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Welcome back goof

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It worked

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What the fuck is that post

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But it will be absolutely horrible when it is first added, with everyone wanting to be a Spess Explorer. See chef and whetstone, mining, Captain and his sword, chappy and snowflake gear.

Spoiler:

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Everything past here is hypothetical >get awful roundstart lag >grey tide breaks in and steals everything >you can't do anything for the rest of the round >find the person who stole your shit >beat the shit out of them >get arrested and put in perma and get banned This will be a great feature I'm su...

TheColdTurtle

Chuckleberry cunt is my clown name, give me some gimmicks I can run

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My computer to stop shitting itself

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D&B wrote:Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to make sand golems the cheapest golems to produce and the ones that counter colossus the hardest?

The different golem types do different shit now? Is a scooter still the best golem strat?

TheColdTurtle

Did he make a pizza?

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What did the trophy say?

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>game called tyranny
>HG posts in the thread
Is this pottery?

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Jomanjonquiqua Hitler. Cap this and save it for 500 years, someone will be named this

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Slimes are cute, do NOT ruin them

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LZIMANN WHY DID YOU DELET EVERYTHING REEEEEE I CAN'T READ THE THREAD NOW

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>tfw too smart to participate in this thread

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Spessmen can suffocate from oxygen, saw a medical doctor bring an o2 tank into a bolted room and kill herself with it

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A new gpu since mine finally killed itself and tried to take the computer with it.

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How do you not know who punnches was? He was a super shitposters 3.

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Is that the "I'm sorry I fingered a Borg and called it a qt" episode oranges?

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Remember when Dante forced a medical borg to remove the exile implant so he could get more valids and murder bone everyone as a ghost role?

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>feel tiny prick
>scream sec help x is a tator

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So basically there are too many counters to every tator weapon, making the dual esword the best thing to use. Since email is very easily seen, sleepy pen has tiny pricks on it. All guns are loud and allow people to scream before death. Poisons are ineffective. So basically just get a bomb payload an...

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>x-ray walks into maint and scours around looking for valids
>JUST GET GOOD LMAO YOU CAN EASILY COUNTER THAT IN 3.14159 SECONDS BEFORE HE SCREAMS "CULT MAINT"
What did the table man mean by this?

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DrPillzRedux wrote:Being a huge faggot

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Zombierobin is a good boi, he did NOTHING wrong. Do not debate this it is a fact. *drops mic*

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It is an assessment I dislike, therefore he is wrong

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(You)

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Why is my name Lessens-Crag's-Burden?

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It's OK Pk, most of us have been there

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Make me a disgusting furry fam

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Sawrge did you forget your alt?

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How did go from feminine penises to trans stuff

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