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- Sat Jan 08, 2022 3:46 am
- Forum: Player's Club
- Topic: someones canonically seduced a changeling
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1303
Re: someones canonically seduced a changeling
We know exactly who seduced a changeling. Her name was Amy Lessen.
- Sun Jan 02, 2022 10:21 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Make the syndicate lavaland base self destruct require 4 different agent IDs to be used on it
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1948
Re: Make the syndicate lavaland base self destruct require 4 different agent IDs to be used on it
Put the self destruct device in the center of the base, rather than one wall off a lava lake that any half brained miner can cross. Three hides, a few bones, and a plasma cutter, and BOOM, syndie base is no more, often without the inhabitants knowing they are getting blown the fuck up.
- Mon Dec 06, 2021 6:37 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Mining Changes?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 3765
Re: Mining Changes?
Mining as it is could get some incremental improvements. At first, I would suggest building auto turrets outside the main entrance. This means that if miners are having trouble with mobs, they can run home and have the turrets take care of the rest. These also could get emagged for shenanigans. The...
- Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:20 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: best AI laws for war ops
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3784
Re: best AI laws for war ops
Just give them a law purge. Most ops wouldn't expect it, and I haven't seen ops compromise the AI in a very long time so it's unlikely they'll even try to change it. Gives the AI the freedom to door crush any operatives they get a hold of, and the borgs don't need to listen to anything they say. Let...
- Sat Mar 21, 2020 4:37 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652865
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
>Late join Manuel as security officer >Wander around, checking stuff out >Hear the chaplain talk about holding a sermon >"Meh, alright, lets see what gimmick they have." >It's a cult of Ronald McDonald >Alright then. >"I must go get burgers for sacrament!" >"Alright, you hea...
- Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:41 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
- Replies: 2833
- Views: 848858
Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Do you hear that? That whisper on the ash? That murmuring of the legion skulls? The bubbling of lava? It saysTimonk wrote:>beat hiero
>come to station
>get Club stolen
Every damn time.
[center]git gud[/center]
- Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:26 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
- Replies: 2270
- Views: 727871
Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Super Aggro Crag wrote:She is so scrawny all of my ss13 characters could beat her upRaveRadbury wrote:BangingDonk has set me up with this amazing Heart Emoji pic.
My headcanon is all former ashwalkers (All digitigraded legged lizards) are short and scrawny, due to their nature.
- Mon Mar 02, 2020 11:34 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Announcement on lavaland and off station content.
- Replies: 21
- Views: 5273
Re: Announcement on lavaland and off station content.
Or remove the power gamer gear. Kinda feels like throwing the baby out with the bath water to just cut it all.Skillywatt wrote:Lavaland is only used by power gamers looking for gamer gear, a place to feel like you “won”when you escape there after nuke ops get the disk, and gulag.
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- Mon Feb 24, 2020 10:04 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Screenshots General
- Replies: 2758
- Views: 914417
Re: Screenshots General
You can also tame and ride goliaths.knacker48 wrote:Did you know that you can ride sentient bears and carps now?
- Sun Feb 23, 2020 10:28 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: I'm bored as fuck give me something SS13 related and I'll sketch it
- Replies: 75
- Views: 18557
Re: I'm bored as fuck give me something SS13 related and I'll sketch it
Bytube wrote:yeetKel-the-Oblivious wrote:Cultists in lavaland base, being all culty, with a miner tossing activated gibtonite into the room.Spoiler:
Glorious.
- Fri Feb 21, 2020 12:21 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: I'm bored as fuck give me something SS13 related and I'll sketch it
- Replies: 75
- Views: 18557
Re: I'm bored as fuck give me something SS13 related and I'll sketch it
Cultists in lavaland base, being all culty, with a miner tossing activated gibtonite into the room.
- Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:59 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Minor Suggestions
- Replies: 3767
- Views: 953127
Re: Minor Suggestions
Relocate the Lavaland Syndicate base self destruct device into the middle of the base, behind R-Walls. Too often Timmy Greytide comes visiting with an RCD, build a little bridge with an RCD, breaks down a single wall with said RCD, and bomb the place. Kinda pointless working down there when it's so ...
- Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:41 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Classic traitoring tactics that need to be used more
- Replies: 92
- Views: 22315
Re: Classic traitoring tactics that need to be used more
Corpse conga line into the mining shuttle, and a relocated mining shuttle terminal. Lead a mega close, wait until they spot the corpses, run out of aggro, let them "Ooh, a piece of candy" into the mining shuttle, send to station.
- Wed Jan 15, 2020 11:25 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: I fucked up, want to say I'm sorry.
- Replies: 15
- Views: 5131
Re: I fucked up, want to say I'm sorry.
Before jaunters were reworked, I lead a Bubblegum onto the station with in the bar because megas could follow through jaunter portals.
We've all fucked up in the past, and the fact you are remorseful about it means you'll try to avoid doing it again, unless you roll that tator, then have !!FUN!!
We've all fucked up in the past, and the fact you are remorseful about it means you'll try to avoid doing it again, unless you roll that tator, then have !!FUN!!
- Fri Jan 10, 2020 2:02 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: .
- Replies: 78
- Views: 19489
Re: Manuel feedback and suggestions
Needs more admins who enforce the RP rules. Last couple of rounds have been a slow devolution where all the power gaming "Roleplay, that's for unrobust NERDS" are migrating over because the other servers are depopulated, and bringing their shit with them. And then they mock folks who are t...
- Fri Jan 10, 2020 1:57 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652865
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
>You are the shaft miner! >Alright, time to strike the earth. >Digganob around >Huh, comms are awful quiet >Oh, hey a fellow miner >Wait, they don't have a survival suit? >OH FUCK THAT"S A DESWORD! >Hit twice, deploy legion core! >Small skirmish where they try to rush me, but have to back away ...
- Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:09 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
- Replies: 2282
- Views: 622197
Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Slowdown from lockers Crates don't slowdown but they can't be made with metal and it's harder to move a dead body around some fucking memelord running up to you, walking into you and stealing your locker by pushing it just for shits and giggles. People opening lockers and crates in general, I was m...
- Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:18 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Ash Walkers and their Fluff Text
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4194
Re: Ash Walkers and their Fluff Text
Just gonna post some old idea I had for ash walkers https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=14863
- Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:46 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Veteran cloaks - time reward
- Replies: 26
- Views: 5636
Re: Veteran cloaks - time reward
A department cloak would allow folks to tell experienced players at a glance, which is totally a thing. And it's part of the reason I'm against it. I don't want to look at somebody's character and say "oh, that's <player>, he's competent or probably competent because he's got one of those fanc...
- Mon Jun 24, 2019 4:25 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Veteran cloaks - time reward
- Replies: 26
- Views: 5636
Re: Veteran cloaks - time reward
Lets not. I'd rather we didn't start mixing OOC into IC just because Because we don't have an ever living fuckton of OOC in our IC items. The random oranges dotting maint, various items named after infamous players, the Griffin and Owlman costumes, etc. A department cloak would allow folks to tell ...
- Mon Jun 24, 2019 3:01 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Veteran cloaks - time reward
- Replies: 26
- Views: 5636
Re: Veteran cloaks - time reward
lol fuck off with frequent player circle jerk itd benefit me just as much as you but any form of IC reward is fucking stupid, goes for donor as well Unless the cloaks act like head cloaks, and provide some form of defense, they would be purely cosmetic items with no in game benefit besides putting ...
- Thu Jun 06, 2019 11:24 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Make the Experimentor have an in-depth purpose.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 2650
Re: Make the Experimentor have an in-depth purpose.
Scavenger hunting RnD was more entertaining than "Stare at screen as points rack up, and pray someone doesn't research useless shit while you are still working on High-Eff parts" I agree with scientist being reduced to xenobiology for something to do all round. Everything else can be learn...
- Thu May 16, 2019 6:58 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Increase the material cost of printing upload boards
- Replies: 1
- Views: 766
Re: Increase the material cost of printing upload boards
Command Staff Protolathe, where all the super risky stuff is printed. No more assistants breaking through 1 R-Window to BoH bomb the station or One Human the AI.
Re: Gauzes
Better idea, you should have to dip gauze in healing chems otherwise they fester and get infected. You can only stop the bleeding safely by combining gauze and a bruise pack, otherwise your patient gets gangrene and the arm drops off or he dies of sepsis. lmao no have you played polarismed infectio...
- Thu May 16, 2019 2:58 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Self-surgery for amputation and augmentation
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3177
Re: Self-surgery for amputation and augmentation
I disapprove of any form of self surgery, although auto-surgery is fine. Again, have it be a research piece of technology, pretty deep down the web to ensure those who want that sweet sweet augmentation at round start have to wait for all the bars to fill. Have the malfunction chance be linked to th...
- Thu May 16, 2019 9:26 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Self-surgery for amputation and augmentation
- Replies: 10
- Views: 3177
Re: Self-surgery for amputation and augmentation
Frankly, I'd like to see researchable automatic surgery table. Need to build it, program it, and provide it with the materials needed for the operation, but you don't need someone to assist you with the surgery, so long as everything but the operator has been provided.
- Thu May 16, 2019 6:50 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Give me your trade goods wishlists
- Replies: 23
- Views: 5823
Re: Give me your trade goods wishlists
Sell blue slime potions. Miners will pay good credits for one of those, more so if xenobiology isn't working, or dumb as fuck.
- Sun May 12, 2019 12:17 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Uses for Power
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3458
Re: Uses for Power
Food fabricators: Far too often Botany or the Kitchen do fuck all, and the crew is forced to rely on expensive junkfood to sustain them through the day. Add a not!Replicator research project that is a MASSIVE power drain, but allows you to produce any food item in the game. Have the cost in energy j...
- Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:12 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Minor Suggestions
- Replies: 3767
- Views: 953127
Re: Minor Suggestions
More uses for the modular receiver besides making a ghetto shotgun. Shitty pistol, shitty disabler, shitty whatever. Give it more uses.
- Mon Apr 15, 2019 11:53 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4544
Re: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
Nobody remembers CC fondly The mode was confusing, but CC was still pretty cool. The gameplay would probably have to be rebuilt from the ground up to fix the problems, however. I'm not looking to bring back yet ANOTHER antagonist mode. I just want to take the best part of the mode, the look and lit...
- Wed Mar 20, 2019 8:15 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4544
Re: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
Nobody remembers CC fondly Might not be someone of importance, but I am somebody, so your statement is factually incorrect. Erase all evidence of Clock Cult ever existing from the code. You can erase Him from the physical realm again, but He is still in our hearts and minds, so you can never truly ...
- Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:55 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
- Replies: 17
- Views: 4544
Ratvar Lives! Kinda...
Many remember Clock Cult fondly, if not as a game mode, then as a piece of fluff and lore in the weird sci-fantasy that is SS13. In the depths of Lavaland, His broken, shattered husk remains. The corpse of a god. But a god can not die so long as there are those who believe in them, and worship them....
- Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:09 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
- Replies: 2270
- Views: 727871
Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Fuck you, I have more money than braincells, let me give you money for arts! hi, regarding the fuck you, i'm taken, regarding the art: i mostly draw girls though keep that in mind and people call me anime, i've posted some stuff here and i'm hungry for moneys because i'm planning a trip and need th...
- Fri Feb 08, 2019 12:12 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
- Replies: 2270
- Views: 727871
Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
Fuck, drawfags of /tg/ station 13, if you want to make some extra dosh, I'm looking to make a bunch of commissions, because I finally have the dosh for the, If you want to say "Yes, buy my fucking commissions!" I want to make a BUNCH of different /tg/ based stuff! Hit me up, I can't find y...
- Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:59 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
- Replies: 2270
- Views: 727871
Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
A little something I had commissioned. What is it? It's a shaft miner who decided "I want to be pretty today" and used various lavaland critters to make herself a dress. The gal who drew it never played SS13 before, but I gave her tons of references, and this is what she came up with, and ...
- Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:51 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
- Replies: 1582
- Views: 383793
Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Moths are superior combatants on low gravity worlds. Flying about is a greater game changer than having some claws and pointy teeth.
Planets not low gravity? Don't worry, we'll extract enough mass and send it spaceward that it will be.
Planets not low gravity? Don't worry, we'll extract enough mass and send it spaceward that it will be.
- Wed Nov 14, 2018 9:11 am
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
- Replies: 1582
- Views: 383793
Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Lizards are chattel
Catgirls are domestic servants.
Moths are battle thralls.
The Glorious Plasmamen are full citizens.
Catgirls are domestic servants.
Moths are battle thralls.
The Glorious Plasmamen are full citizens.
- Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:45 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
- Replies: 1582
- Views: 383793
Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
We can only hope. The mind boggles as to why you would do such a thing. There is plenty of free porn for every niche known and unknown to man. Why not go rearrange your genitals to that?Anonmare wrote:Is this gonna make my sexual stellaris mod obsolete?
- Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:08 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Catgirl McSnowflake nyas "AI, Law 2!"
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2741
Re: Catgirl McSnowflake nyas "AI, Law 2!"
Have it be meows then. Point remains, let silicons know at a glance of the chat box if the person ordering them about is human or not.
- Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:06 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Catgirl McSnowflake nyas "AI, Law 2!"
- Replies: 12
- Views: 2741
Catgirl McSnowflake nyas "AI, Law 2!"
Lizards hiss.
Moths flutter.
Catgirls nya.
Easy enough to code, and makes it easier for borgs to know who the FILTHY catbeasts are.
Moths flutter.
Catgirls nya.
Easy enough to code, and makes it easier for borgs to know who the FILTHY catbeasts are.
- Mon Oct 08, 2018 12:57 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
- Replies: 1582
- Views: 383793
Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Looking forward to the change in planet organization. The tile mini game was fine and dandy early game, when you only had a few planets to control. Later on, it's just "Welp, this is science/industry/energy world, I don't care that I'm paving over a +4 food node, I NEED more engineering researc...
- Sun Oct 07, 2018 9:31 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652865
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
>You are the blood brother! >Kill someone, prevent someone from escaping >Decide "Things sort themselves out" and go xenobiologist >Doing slime things, invite blood bro into xenobio to learn the ropes >Is... Is that a xeno egg? Yes. Yes it is. >Grab a pAI >ROGUS, the diplomat >Have Rogus t...
- Tue Sep 18, 2018 9:34 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Mech Rework
- Replies: 11
- Views: 3157
Re: Mech Rework
We Armored Core now.
- Fri May 18, 2018 5:12 am
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
- Replies: 1582
- Views: 383793
Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
Haven't played with the Zenith mod. Mostly been using mods that add more anomalies and planet mods. I feel every world should be unique and different in some way.
- Thu May 17, 2018 3:34 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
- Replies: 1582
- Views: 383793
Re: Paradox Grand Strat meets Sci-Fi 4X; Boners Explode
>tfw you begin forcibly assimilating the fallen spiritualist empire, who has been humiliating you for over a hundred years, because you happened to think cybernetics were a better option than huffing magic space dust and going to the "Spirit world" All shall be uplifted into the glorious e...
- Thu May 10, 2018 5:48 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
- Replies: 2270
- Views: 727871
Re: SS13 Related Art / Hand Drawn Art
I want to see more, wubli. You got a nice style, and it always warms my heart seeing more spessman art.
- Mon May 07, 2018 3:45 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: What situation would be ok for someone to BOH as nonantag?
- Replies: 43
- Views: 9393
Re: What situation would be ok for someone to BOH as nonantag?
As a miner main, I can tell you that if xenos over run the mining base, nuke it from fucking orbit. Since we lack nukes, the Singularity is a viable alternative. A xenohive in full swing is a round ending event, and I would rather see lavaland getting fucked over instead of the station. One stranded...
- Thu Apr 26, 2018 6:14 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: What are you nerds playing?
- Replies: 3331
- Views: 869673
Re: What are you faggots playing?
Got Battletech on Tuesday, already put in 16 hours into it. Stability damage bonus LRMs are brutal. Knocking down heavy mechs over and over again is a great way to get some good salvage, since headshot or pilot incap mechs give a full three pieces of salvage, making it easy to stock your mechbays re...
- Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:30 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Gatfruit
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3918
Re: Gatfruit
Because one, a Gatfruit takes roughly 30 minutes to grow, and it's lifespan is shorter than it's growth period, meaning that if you just throw a seed right into the hydro tray without doing some gene tweaking to ensure it survives, it WILL die before being able to get harvested. Two, compared to som...
- Wed Apr 18, 2018 2:14 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Philosophy problem that genuinely keeps me up at night
- Replies: 79
- Views: 25328
Re: Philosophy problem that genuinely keeps me up at night
Same problem with transhumanism. If you upload your mind to a mechanical shell, are you transfering your consciousness, or merely making a copy, with all your memories, feelings, thoughts and dreams? Where in the mind is the seat of consciousness, or does any alteration to the brain alter the person...