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Reece

Dammit! Why can it not just be a funny little feature?

Reece

Eh, to be honest whenever I'm tator or wizard or whatever my loadout choice is determined first by 'what will permenantly remove the least amount of players permenantly' Hence my favourite wizard move list is stone touch, staffof animation/poly etheral jaunt, teleport and lich/soul shards. Murderbon...

Reece

To avoid the murderbone you must become the murderbone.

Reece

Indeed, the most useful thing you can do is use 'discover' to summon up shit loads of corgies for the cook, or accidentally summon a legion of really pissed off mobs who will geefully fuck you up and then (assuming you're being a moron and used the new item outside the blast door sealable chamber) g...

Reece

Ah...this is awkward, I used to break the teleporter hub to loot all the shit from it; now I use it to explore spaaaaace.

Reece

You cannot dunk your doughnuts in the coffee, no it doesn't add anything, no it doesn't change anything if you could.
But when being a shitty overpaid uncaring jackbooted fascist of the law the inability to dunk my sugary, fatty rings into my coffee like a true spess cop is truly disheartening.

Reece

You know you can follow the pinpointer to find the station? I was the designated toolbox holding as well, essentially what happened to put it into long format was that I kicked off at the wrong point, the person inside the shuttle moved it again, I called for help expecting them to just come and pu...

Reece

> Nuke ops. >Oh cool this is fun, second time playing it, was a blast last time. > 'spend everything entirely on bombs and blow the station up that way' > ugh > Talk the crazy team leader out of it. >One guy sneaks in, I C4 the armoury, two others take out the AI. > Bitchin lets do this. > All geare...

Reece

I dread the answer.

Reece

Thanks, got it working now after gutting the admin file and replacing the host with my key.

Reece

I editied the config to make me an admin, compiled it and ran it. But I'm just spawning in as a guy.

Reece

Thanks.

Reece

Is there a way to play singleplayer to just test certain things out on TG's code?

Reece

Is there anything wrong with the counterfeit exosuit machine? Or is it okay to use.

Reece

So I played wizard for the first time today, definitely would pick wizard.
Plus RL deadchat must be whiny as fuck.

Reece

For competent Lings
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Reece

Oh...yeah that's kind of shitty.

Reece

In fairness, that wet floor man. I don't care how many signs you have down, I'm still gonna run, and you're still getting blamed.

Reece

Maybe I'm lucky enough to get good sec guys more often than not. I think the last time I tried being evil tyrant as the captain the security team escorted me to the brig, took my weapons and then hashed it out until I was actually OOC willing to not go murderbone because of IC reasons; twas a pretty...

Reece

Ew, competent security is no fun compared to insane, off their tits with power shitcurity. Seeing them do their jobs effectively just isn't as funny as see them all gang up and beat the fuck out of a random greyshirt I claimed was trying to pen me and when when they find out he just had a normal pen...

Reece

What. Seriously?

Reece

>Bagil. > captain > low pop. >Engine set up > woot, lets experiment with low pop. > supermatter time! > drag crate from cargo. > open it to scare lizard doctor. > Shard won't go back into the crate! > WHAT! > Make a pun whilst shitting bricks. > start typing a warning. > Atmos tech charges into it. ...

Reece

Indeed, and I despise just breaking character and ruining shit at the best of time, so seeing someone not even trying, to the point where they just watch me burn to death and then leave science to go do bum fuck all (why not just join as assistant?) wandering around the hell that is birdstation is m...

Reece

> birdstation. > expermentator ignites within the first two minutes, > I catch fire, run out the room shouting help > stop drop and roll > lucas runs in to look at me. > does nothing. > runs into the on fire room. > I die > lucas looks at my body. > nothing. > leaves. > more people look. > nothing >...

Reece

I like Hades.

Reece

You're a stronger man than I, I'd have flipped my lid the moment the holo started fucking about.

Reece

Wait for the AI to free singuloth, cuck as he shows his wrath by bombing straight for the AI satellite.

Reece

Holoparasite injector.

Reece

Guys, you're all missing something important. The OP specifies that if you choose to be a traitor, you get 20 TC every other day and can have nukeop stuff. Nowhere does it say you can't stock up TC past 20. THAT MEANS THAT AFTER A WEEK OR SO YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A MOTHERFUCKING MECHA STOMP STOMP MO...

Reece

Nope, who is Noah?

Reece

That sounds both terrible and brilliant. Bring back the cluwn legion to flood the station.

Reece

Which would provide the most direct boost to your life as it is now, and which would you just prefer to be in general. Changeling. Shadowling. Wizard. Traitor (assume you get twenty telecrystals to your smartphone every other day, with nuke ops gear added in) I'd rather be a wizard over all of them ...

Reece

i'm pretty sure before i started playing there was a clown planet off-station z-level (kinda like the derelict but clown planet) i guess it's been removed and that coordinates ID is just unused memorabilia There is a clown asteroid still there with a crashed clown shuttle and a tonne of bannanium o...

Reece

i'm pretty sure before i started playing there was a clown planet off-station z-level (kinda like the derelict but clown planet) i guess it's been removed and that coordinates ID is just unused memorabilia There is a clown asteroid still there with a crashed clown shuttle and a tonne of bannanium o...

Reece

Can the clown use the mining shuttle to reach the clown planet? The quartermaster had a massive rant at me for giving clown mining access and cited clown planet as the reason why.

Reece

> Cargto tech on bagil. > YOU ARE THE TATOR! STEAL BLUEPRING, STEAL MULTIPHASE LASOR! >nah, fuck dat too much effort. >ordered syndicate bundle, toxins kit, bomb beacon, C4, stetchkin, soap voice changer, encyrptian key. >No one else got the key, fucking dammit. > Server crashes for three hours. > r...

Reece

You can use magic as a scientist via slimes cores, chemists can also create ressurection serum and life.

Reece

What do I love? The friendly atmosphere, the fun rounds, the effort some people put into simply having a fun round.

Reece

The paranoia. I don't bother even telling a person why I tased and cuffed them until I'm safely in the brig and they're naked, anything else invites greytide gangrape. Please don't play security As nightingale said, anything else is tabtamount to suicide, on something like gang, cult or revstopping...

Reece

The paranoia. I don't bother even telling a person why I tased and cuffed them until I'm safely in the brig and they're naked, anything else invites greytide gangrape.

Reece

I'm sorry I tried killing you cluwn. You just scared me when you turned up in the back of botany.

Reece

>Be robo. >R&D being done yay > No chemist. >rage >break into chemistry like a howler monkey flinging shit >Steal all the beakers and take all the sulphuric acid. >Now all we need is glass. >Used making borgs. >Cargo empty. >Order glass. >leave >come back, denied. >rage. >round goes on, no mech ...

Reece

>round where movement is bugged >arrange game in library >finally get a story somewhat going >nuke goes off On this for the same round./ > Get ten beakers of acid as robo. >yes. >R&D high enough for all exo boards. >Yes Warden coming down with a crate of weapons to get combat research. > YES! >...

Reece

Super Aggro Crag wrote:im real salty lately all my rounds have been stinky

Same. My hatred from revenants is due to my last two rounds.

Reece

Saegrimr wrote:
Reece wrote:Revenants, they're literal admin spawned anti fun machines.
They spawn randomly

God spawned anti fun machines.

Reece

Revenants, they're literal admin spawned anti fun machines.

Reece

I think the real clincher is that disarm mechanic, it's instant so if you're within a single tile of them and they're uncuffed you're getting your toy smacked out your hand. It's always annoyed me that disarm wasn't intent dependant, if you're holding a gun with harm intent than disarming the person...

Reece

>implying im not literally space gordon ramsay >implying i'm not screaming https://media4.giphy.com/media/VTzex4RfsJA76/200.gif No, what i'm getting at is that if the knowledge required to do a job isn't common knowledge or easily accessable via a wiki, it's a skill based job. Believe it or not, th...

Reece

Makes sense.

Reece

Another thing. Gang pens motherfucker can you use them! You do not need to beat me to death, prick me, then clone me to recruit me, that just pisses me off and makes me want to fuck you over. If the gang leader doesn't have the influence for implant breakers, that's really the only alternative sinc...

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