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kevinz000 wrote:Mekhi Anderson
Trait: Luck: RNG favors him
Flaw: Spray and Pray: Misses 50% of the time

Which one is it yo?

Also

>Grab LMG

>2.5/5 bullets hits your target

>Target goes into crit

Unless you are counting ALL shots hit having an extra 50% chance to miss.

yackemflam

A, being antag. You don't need to cause conflict as an antag. B, at least one person on my support team recognising that I'm essentially exposing them to mortal danger for my own benefit, and they're not gonna get jack shit outta it. Why would people just leave you alone to fight a valid? I can lis...

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I didn't shit up a plate yet :^)

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It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.

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Why doesn't HG just host his own server?

Just take this servers code, host his own, and name it HGstation13

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Unless I'm a naive guys who thinks that the admins aren't corrupt :^)

Basically we need a system of check and balances.

Except for MSO since he's the host.

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There are PLENTY of people who are willing to do this work.

Same concept for the game. If you want more power, you have higher responsibility.

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TechnoAlchemist wrote:no!

:^)

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TechnoAlchemist wrote:
yackemflam wrote:'With great power, comes with great responsibility.'

You signed up to watch over a bunch of autistic assholes.
I signed up to build dumb shit and test sprites in thunderdome when I don't roll antag

Then test shit on your own private server like everyone else

yackemflam

Then what makes this different?

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Well, I ain't. It's entirely possible to revolver someone while running away yourself. Meanwhile, as gunman, it's entirely possible to get dunked because you didn't run the fuck away from the spearfags. Solution: Avoid conflict, always run away, but when you've got something painful in your invento...

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I'll also be the devils advocate. What people usually when they go into the ban request forums is that they'll have the 'I NEED A VIAL OF BLOOD FROM THEM AND A SIGNED APOLOGY LETTER HAND WRITTEN IN THEIR BLOOD, AND THEN BAN THEIR ASS!' mentality. So I got a compromise. Set strict rules on how you ha...

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I didn't even mention cargo in the first place. I only mention that flaw = strength because you're contradicting yourself with these two phrases. It is when you still die packing OP guns because of a lucky disarm or knockout and will not fight without backup or GG-tier weaponry. You're in cargo, if ...

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'With great power, comes with great responsibility.'

You signed up to watch over a bunch of autistic assholes.

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The unloved rock wrote:Go war, get everybody a gygax and just sprint in with leg actuators.

kazeespada wrote:DARK GYGAX

Please note that this is a 40tc for YOURSELF ops thread, the team thread can be located here :^) https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic ... 94#p167594

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>Be greyshit >Ding you're a traitor, kill the janitor and escape alive. >Simple enough >Buy a holoparasite, a chamo kit, some cigs, and some no slips. >Tungstan Ivy the scout holoparasite comes online >Tell 'em to go search around >Find some suspicious people here and there but not much else >"...

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Dismemberment Note:This will require a crawling mechanic What is the core? The core is a simple hierarchy starting from the body Body -> Limbs Head You can add to every limbs if you'r autistic enough. Body -> Head -> eyes tongue mouth ears Arms Crotch -> Legs Genital For the Head - Body situation, ...

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You guys are alright. Don't go to okinawa tomorrow :^)

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DemonFiren wrote:It is when you still die packing OP guns because of a lucky disarm or knockout, then realise you coulda done the same to your opposition all those times before.

and will not fight without backup or GG-tier weaponry.

Sounds pretty much like just a strength that's made to look like a flaw.

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Here's my idea. You should be able to attach a brain/positronic brain to a cyborg arm. then use surgery to attach the arm to a living body. The arm would then obey the 'master' at all times but still have free will. To prevent this being used every round you would need some research to produce a chi...

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Incomptinence wrote:Jmad what are you gibbering about every antag role in the game is free.

I think he is saying that the ashwalkers are KOS at all times.

If you kill a traitor you better have a good reason to.
'He had a toolbox as an assistant' will get you banned

You can't get bwoinked for killing a ashwalker

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Luke Cox wrote:Dual Esword, adrenals, noslips. Nobody expects dual esword.

No one expect a e-shield either, funny shit to see when sec stun themselves

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DemonFiren wrote:Do tell me that the sharpening block actually increases sharpness.

Why wouldn't it?

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Here's how to do decapitation Since when you get debrained, you are the brain, not the body. this means a body is in a hierarchy. Head > Body > Limbs. So when your head gets cut off, you are the head, not the body/bigger mass. You also will die since lol no heart Limbs are turned 'off' in a sort of...

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Zilenan91 wrote:That system sounds interesting. You could theoretically keep someone's head alive if you injected it with iron and anti oxyloss chems.

We'd need an artificial heart to keep the body alive though.

We nazi experimentation now.

Plus it's easier for the coders.

yackemflam

This was from another thread

The thread has a suggestion of making it so that if you have a implanted sec role on low or higher, you get a high chance of being antags.

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Here's how to do decapitation Since when you get debrained, you are the brain, not the body. this means a body is in a hierarchy. Head > Body > Limbs. So when your head gets cut off, you are the head, not the body/bigger mass. You also will die since lol no heart Limbs are turned 'off' in a sort of ...

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TechnoAlchemist wrote:You doin' okay man?

I see two questions.

Either asking if my head is on right, which it is.

Or if I died from the lack of posting, which I haven't, I'm working since it's 2pm here.

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Another favorite is to buy 12 mags of 10mm ammo for my stetchkin, be a pseudo LMG, a adrenaline implant and a macrobomb implant.

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yeah, everyone does that, your body moves while you're sleeping or your muscle will degrade from the lack of use.

There's a reason a nurse moves your muscle if you are in a coma.

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Box News Channel 11 30 dead and 50 wounded in a chemical explosion today down here at a New York City this morning, when a crazed gun man blew up a local coffee shop. The NYPD says that the perp was a man in his mid 20's, has a beard. And screamed out words that only makes sense in a cult video gam...

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Toxins Scientist Log Entry 5: It's been 3 days since I left my room. I learned a lot of things. Turns out you can make bombs without plasma. Turns out that there is no bomb cap. Turns out they are stupid easy to make and a grayshit can make them anytime they want. There's a group dedicated to blowi...

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Even though that was quickly lifted when founded that he didn't do anything wrong for months?

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Toxins Scientist Log Entry 4: It's been 2 hours since I've killed that valid. Holy Honkmother, this guy was valid as hell. He didn't just have a .357 revolver. He had a syndicate armory. Revolvers, stetchkins, autorifles, the whole lot. I looted that shit, maybe I can put that into illegal tech for...

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Toxins Scientist Log Entry 4: It's been 1 hour since I've left my room. I found the shittiest toolbox possible. All it had was a wrench, a screwdriver, a wirecutter, wires, and other useless shit. How am I supposed to tear down walls with this shit? It was better than going naked though. After I pa...

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Toxins Scientist Log Entry 3:

What, the fuck. I was preparing to leave my room until I was out cold.

It's been 12 hours since the last log.

Why did I pass out? Did someone sleep toxin me?

Maybe there's a ninja? I gotta get out of here.

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Toxins Scientist Log Entry 2: It's been 2 hours since the last log I've found that this station is big, REALLY big. It has a commons, a kitchen, a 1 man bedroom, a shower room MIXED IN with a toilet room (one man each). All of that JUST for me as I've found out from my neighbor. I feel like a comdo...

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Toxins Scientist Log Entry 1: It's been 10 hours since I got banned. Fucking admins took the clowns side over me. The clown came at me with a banana. What am I supposed to do? Bend over and take it? 'You are banned from this server, reason: 'Blew a hole the size of his ego with a TTV as a non-antag...

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Flaw: Filthy Fucking Coward A ligger QM is something so highly revolting to both the common rabble and the bourgeoisie that it should have grown intimately familiar with combat after half a shift at most. However, this particular specimen prefers running the fuck away over taking his chances, and w...

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Lumbermancer wrote:That's one way to enact a mandatory policy of surgical tail removal of every lizard.

And then implant the tails onto sec and the captain just in case right?

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I can see the future now.
Shovel + Magic Missile
No one escapes.
Make it cost 9 magic points then it's balanced.

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I only brought this up because we already have catpeople in the game and all.
A handful of people already pray to be one and BECOMES one.
And there is no upside to it.
They are humans but not humans in the silicon eyes.

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You have to make the jobs a bit more exciting on the station. Every job on the station that isn't a head role is just following a list. But that shit is hard to make. Alternative solution is to make it so that the jobs need other jobs to functions well, like mining and science. 'Force' every job to ...

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Jose Sanchez Main skill: Ignored No one gives a shit about you, and with good reason, whenever you try to do covert stuff, you are 80% LESS likely to get caught. Sub skill: Hard working You clean quickly. You clean floors twice as fast when you use a mop. Flaw: A fucking liar You really aren't mexic...

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I liked playing as a prisoner from the crashed shuttle because it brought a new challenge of trying to survive. The note of what you did to get into the situation like 'Murder' was a nice RP touch.

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Why not put catpeople into sybil?

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I've always wanted this since I joined into the server. Glad I'm not the only one.

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NikNakFlak wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:
imblyings wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:
Kor wrote:
oranges wrote:nearly impossible to enforce adn will just cause drama

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All balloons. So two balloons? All medibeams Cross the beams in the shuttle and blow it up before we even get to the station We were only PRETENDING to be retarded. All flamethrowers All elite suits (for fireproofing) All the other junk (stetchkins for the 3 people with fireproof clothing, emags, c...

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Making a comprehensive policy for every situation in my OP would cause drama and be hard to enforce, but I think we can draw a harder line than just "DONT MURDER UR TEAMMATES INTENTIONALLY BRO". A simple policy like: Do not utilize weapons of mass destruction (Engine release, kudzu spam, ...

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