/tg/Station 13

Hatfish

what would you get for killing it with a crusher?

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the new meta now is to beamgun blobs from 3 screens away, there's no counter and the explosions are massive

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if the miners no longer need to deliver materials to the station, can we move the orm and department lathe down there?

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Delivering materials early before any scientist can even upgrade the ORM with tier 2 parts gives me a feeling of pleasure on par with an orgasm.

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it was more engaging and less hugbox (whatever that's even meant to mean anymore) than "wait a minute, press button, wait a minute, press next button" ad nauseum.

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If you make it consume plastic to create the toys/crates/whatever we can finally have a use for that as well beyond filling central primary hallway with plastic flaps.

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Why not make this Will be Legion? They're more or less the same concept, an ancient creature slumbering in the Necropolis that is immensely powerful but physically confined to the city. I can even see an alternate end goal where the ashwalkers need to gather enough sacrifices to open the necropolis ...

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The station nuke is still missing, instead there's the malf AI's doomsday device where it should be.

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Mining feels really unsatisfying now that techwebs are in and it's hard to explain why, but I think it might be in part due to mining having no reason to interact with anyone now that they get a protolathe and the ORM safely tucked away in cargo.

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Crib Morrowind's system and have unarmed attacks do stamina damage until the victim is on the floor, then unarmed attacks will start doing brute damage.

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what's the point of delivering mats as a miner if you've got everything you need to print advanced gear within arm's reach anyways? scientists withholding points is a nonissue, you can just yell at the AI to do research or steal a board from tech storage if they give you lip.

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I mean if there's a better way to make it autoupdate then by all means fuck tgui, but right now refreshing the stocks page is like playing a clicker game but somehow feels less rewarding.

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Because having to click the computer every few seconds to make sure your stocks are still rising and not falling is hell.

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Do this anyways, nonantag goals would be killer.

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Lizards irl are by and large plantigrade you filthy plebes

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Since charcoal doesn't seem to actually cure rads it should probably be reworked or renamed to avoid confusion. Or maybe we should get radiation medikits.

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why did we remove gender reassignment surgery if it's only a sprite change?

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I miss asteroid mining, hearing ambispace every round and the feeling you get when you come back to the station and everything's gone to shit so you're forced to Isaac Clarke your way to a pod through space to avoid the xeno nest in arrivals.

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Use a screwdriver on the gun to enlarge the barrel. Pretty sure it will eventually blow up in your hand after modification though, so be careful.

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What is the proper configuration of a Remote Signal Device / Proximity Sensor alarm? Do the ProxSensors only ever trigger once? Is there a way to Reset them so they can trigger each time something is detected nearby? What do each of the lines on a ProxSensor mean? Line 1 looks to be some sort of ar...

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Why do scientists get to cut out the middleman by building an aux base but it's a big no no for miners to get something similar?

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50 seconds is plenty of time to get to a pod from EVA.

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Lizards should turn into dinosaurs instead of monkeys when devolved.

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Here, some more concise guidelines: Is there a threat to the station that could possibly result in its destruction or the death of its crew(IE: a blob, ops, a strong cult, etc.)? Yes: Hand out extended access to trustworthy (heads, security, implanted) crewmen. No: Don't hand out all access you idio...

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>start playing on Basil again since it has a lower pop during my active hours >You are the Scientist! >get R&D finished as normal, round has been quiet so far >people keep walking into R&D to print things off themselves, even though my job is to do that for them >Donatello Versus is the fir...

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The Vaulters were specifically the Mezari who lived on Auriga before it went to shit, even though they canonically escaped the planet the Virtual Endless still managed to blow their ship up, creating the tear in space-time that birthed the Riftborn. Also, here's a handy guide on how to set up your t...

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The dwarf portal doesn't bring up a confirmation prompt when you click on it right now, it should probably have one.

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Why not just make a borg if you want a silicon made to fulfill a certain purpose? This would just cause drones to be produced even less often than they already are.

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I've probably said it five or six times by now but I don't think the marine ruin is any better than the prisoner ruin, because the goals of the marine (which is to migrate to the station) will inevitably cause conflict with the miners when they have to shoot the windows out of the outpost to get to ...

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I just watched a gang of 3-5 people successfully dominate a station with about 30 crew 16 minutes from round start. They tagged everything without much resistance from the other gangs (who were mostly killing each other in the halls), dropped their dominator in the testing lab and set up 2 machine g...

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It's actually not that bad at all right now, I can see it improving greatly once chasms are more visible though.

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Is there really no other way of making the drake fight challenging than to make it impossible to fight without having zero slowdown?

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Currently it's very easy to get trapped in the asteroid when re-entering the station z-level from space, which fucks you over unless you have a mining tool/an admin is on. I'd assume this is due to the size of the map, crunching the asteroids together a bit might fix this issue. EDIT: Turns out it's...

Hatfish

Ministation was complete, something that cannot be said of this map currently.

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Engineering has only one pair of insulated gloves.
There's no engivend or youtool in engineering either.
The chaplain's doors are all reinforced for god knows what reason.
The APCs STILL don't work.

I'd like to remind everyone that ministation died for this unfinished piece of shit.

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ORM is not oriented properly, ores feed into the top instead of into the side. Central hallway loses power every round. Robotics doesn't have an R&D console. R&D doesn't receive messages when the ORM receives ore. There isn't a disposals system. I don't think this map was rotation-ready, a l...

Hatfish

Best case scenario, after an hour of mining you'd generally see 100+ of every rare material in the ORM, and anywhere from 200 to 500+ of base materials like metal and glass.
That's assuming the miners all don't die early in the round, of course.

Hatfish

This kills the miner. Lavaland airpressure is set where it is because KAs can not operate fully in anything remote breathable, same with plasma cutters. So you could go and get two of those handy KA mods that eliminates that penalty (which also gives those mods a legitimate use outside of murder, a...

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Add a machine that will raise the atmospheric pressure of lavaland to breathable conditions as a colossus drop (since it doesn't drop anything useful right now anyways).
Unsure if there would be an easy way to do this without causing horrific amounts of lag.

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No, they're somewhere around 2-3 hits unless you maxed out your damage mods.

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What's the point of having all these fun items if you can't use them?

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Add a one-use item that can change your appearance like a magic mirror and give it to the space bartender/hotel staff/any similar ghost roles.

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Add a type of dental implant that expels large amounts of a chosen gas when activated so I can do this with traitors as a doctor.
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