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iloveusername

Yeah honestly it was pretty fucking griefy, thank you for the unban.

iloveusername

BYOND account: Moondromeda Character name: Von Hoenheim Ban type: Server Ban length: Permanent Ban reason: unknown.png Time ban was placed: 2021-02-28 22:17:42. Server you were playing on when banned: Bagil / Basil Round ID in which ban was placed: 157329 Your side of the story: I blew open Warden'...

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cacogen wrote:
Spoiler:
he has such zest

Aight I'd like to know how to make one of these to figure out all the stupid shit I say.

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Timonk wrote:
ITS ALL CONNECTED
COMPRESSED, V2

That's it, I'm convinced. Keep this ERP menace banned.

iloveusername

Wesoda is no longer welcome in the Lamp Hate club, please leave.

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Hey guys, if you feel attraction to Lava Lamps, feel free to comment below! Thanks!

iloveusername

Centcomm believes in the death penalty, let's fulfil this policy with a show.

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Farquaar wrote:
iloveusername wrote:Look, Hawaiian pizza is god tier, but you can't beat replacing tomato sauce with BBQ, then Chicken and Pineapple. That is the superior pizza. BBQ Chicken Pineapple masterrace.
You absolute madman. Where in the world could I purchase such a dish?

Dominoes will solve all your problems.

iloveusername

Look, Hawaiian pizza is god tier, but you can't beat replacing tomato sauce with BBQ, then Chicken and Pineapple. That is the superior pizza. BBQ Chicken Pineapple masterrace.

iloveusername

It can make me freeze and be silent by talking, never seen this before.

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Jaredfogle wrote: most people are too in the moment to think about getting a fire extinguisher

Unfortunately this is a well known tactic by now, the robust players always go for the fire extinguisher in my experience. Chem gang needs to always stay one step ahead.

iloveusername

Nothing like using some Lexorin on a rag and smothering some poor fool.

iloveusername

Or a sticky gunpowder bottle can be fun. They can run but they'll still blow up.

iloveusername

I've gotta go with dropping a plasma cig under someone, then throwing a CLF3 bottle at them to light it, blowing them up instantly.

iloveusername

It's time to ban clothes all together. When everyone is naked, no one is naked.

iloveusername

RaveRadbury wrote:This is similar to being a slimeperson but with ventcrawl and monki

I thought monkies wearing things can't vent crawl?

iloveusername

You know those Monkey Smartifier Helmets or whatever they happen to be called? What if there were a remote control varient of that, where one would go on a human and the other on a monkey, and it allows the human to basically be the monkey while his body stays intact. Maybe it could be a traitor ite...

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Hey what if it also dealt brain damage, explained by the monkey taking half the brain or something

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RaveRadbury wrote:If it's going to take half your mass why not also have it cut your max health by half as well?

Yes. Its time to nerf dwarfs, make em so they can't access consoles because they are so short.

iloveusername

You've got the Happiness reagent as an anti depressant, but some people are just too happy. Hit em with some depressants.

iloveusername

What if you injected someone with 50u of Monkey Powder, it'd take half their mass (making them a dwarf) but also spawn a monkey that's loyal to whoever it spawned out of. You could be monkey pals, it'd follow you and attack whoever attacked you. While we are at it, what if we let dwarfs vent crawl? ...

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Aight give moths a debuff to mood if they are more than 5 tiles away from a light, or in darkness. But also give them a mood buff while in proximity to a light. Give Lizardmen a mood debuff if they are in colder areas, and a mood buff if they are heated.

iloveusername

More than fair, thanks gamer

iloveusername

Aight we just went through an entire election since I've posted this.

iloveusername

BYOND account: Moondromeda Character name: Talso Eddington Ban type: Perma Ban reason: Moondromeda, who plasmaflooded the station during rounds 149528, 149531, & 149550 on Sybil as a non-antagonist. Given these actions and their many recent notes and bans, it's become clear that they're here onl...

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I imagine the human would be brain dead, much like the Humanized geneticist monkies. The rat can leave the hat and wander around, and while that happens the human will basically go SSD with an absent minded stare, maybe they'll snap out of it soon. If the rat were to take the hat off, the rat would ...

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Title.

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YOOOOOO Thank you

iloveusername

You could get some cloth, craft a rag, and dip the rag in a chemical of your choice. Come up to someone, aggressive grab and smuggle 'em with the rag. It would alert anyone who can see it, but it would prevent the victim saying anything that isn't mumbled while being smuggled. Honestly I don't think...

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Hey, I'm the chemist from the bombing botany situation. I believe it wasn't over escalation, the botanists bum rushed Chemistry round start and started bashing my windows with Oxygen tanks, most likely organized through metacomms. A doctor walked into chem, opening the door, and in came the botanist...

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For all your space cleaning needs obviously, and not for me to abuse chemistry in any way, shape, or form.

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Both of these are brilliant

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Given enough failed flips, possibly crit worthy. Throw in some clapping with it too. A little spinning cant hurt.

iloveusername

There goes my woes

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Do you know how absolutely annoying it is to try and do things with a window constantly closing in the way? Botany comes to the window, asks for 3 bottles of saltpetre and 3 bottles of unstable mutagen, and how about a little mindbreaker to lighten the mood for their shift. They open their side of t...

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Re: [GUM DISEASE] Moondromeda - Blew Open Brig

[GUM DISEASE] Moondromeda - Blew Open Brig

Re: peepee thread [intelligent commentary on a recent ban, from a former admin]

Re: not wilchen peanut

Re: Regular Lamp Hate Club

Regular Lamp Hate Club

Courtroom should come with an installed guillotine.

Re: pineapple on pizza

Re: pineapple on pizza

I've no brain trauma, anyone see this before?

Re: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?

Re: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?

Re: Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?

Chem Gang, What Is Your Favorite Way To Murder People?

Re: Invisible clothes

Re: Remote Controlled Monkies.

Remote Controlled Monkies.

Re: Monkey Powder Possibilities

Re: Monkey Powder Possibilities

What about a chemical reagent that makes you sad?

Monkey Powder Possibilities

Moth And Lizard Adjustments.

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] Moondromeda - Clear They Are Only Here To Grief

Re: [Phuzzylodgik] Moondromeda - Clear They Are Only Here To Grief

[Phuzzylodgik] Moondromeda - Clear They Are Only Here To Grief

Re: Have A Percentage Of Chefs Spawn As A Rat Controlling A Human Body In Their Hat.

Have A Percentage Of Chefs Spawn As A Rat Controlling A Human Body In Their Hat.

Re: Add a smuggling mechanic for pieces of cloth.

Add a smuggling mechanic for pieces of cloth.

Re: ArcaneMusic Adam Klein - Fair ban Unfair punishment

Dual Wielding Spray Bottles

Re: A Chemical That Forcefully Makes You Flip

A Chemical That Forcefully Makes You Flip

Re: For the love of Chemistry, please prolong window open time.

For the love of Chemistry, please prolong window open time.

Re: Rest in Peace, /tg/Station