/tg/Station 13

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Mister Dobalina, Mister Bob Dobalina,

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The act of deepfrying is what I call aggressive dickism. If you take X item and deepfry it you aren't just removing their item from the round. You want them to know that you did, or have a very high chance of them knowing. Tossing the item out an airlock? For the most part you can consider it out of...

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does this mean we're getting to be draculas again for halloween A PLAYER HAS BEEN BANNED IN SYBIL CITY WAKE UP CYBERBULLYING MAN HEY! BUILD THE EFFORTPOST AND OFF TO THE RESCUE DIAGNOSE THE ADMIN WITH A MENTAL DISORDER, BUMP THE THREAD AND MAKE THE RESCUE THE NEW NEETS COLLECTION FROM TGSTATION FOR...

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does this mean we're getting to be draculas again for halloween

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The ban stands and you need to ask your parents about early intervention in behavioral disorders so you have better outcomes in your future. See if your parents can apply for any funding through the school board for a neuropsych evaluation as many will assist with the cost and help guide them in the...

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Dumb ban, hulkamania is running wild and that's NOT ok.

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People pay attention to their moods, what.

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I'm gonna ban meerkats

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oranges wrote: ↑Fri May 20, 2022 1:21 am I don't see an issue with you being removed no, because this isn't a place where you get the benefit of the doubt, nor are you entitled to play here.

there are plenty of players who can call admins out without a word salad of grade school insults.

lol, you ever listen to Tool by any chance?

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Local fruit doesn't see issue with users being removed for calling out admins who are abusing their priveleges, violating their code of conduct, metagrudging, etc. Sidewise admits this is an ongoing issue so prevalent the outcome is set in stone. And they say those in the programming field are beref...

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The fact that oranges is even entertaining the idea that I should be removed for being negatively vocal about admins who are actively violating admin conduct rules, acting in bad faith, metagrudging, outright lying and such is a pretty big red flag to a systemic problem. Yeah, dickhead. You sure got...

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He's an enabler and that's what I appreciates about him.

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Conceited? What is with this "turns out to be right" shit, lol. This crap isn't taking a stab in the dark you doofus. Their behaviour was on full display. If it didn't seem exceedingly obvious to you that there was some rank conduct taking place then you have already made your mind up when...

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wonder what jorty will say when he finally gets cancelled for just being a pain in the ass to deal with and he realizes that he only existed here because the admins tolerated it Ah yeah, I'm totally in the wrong and should let people walk all over me as a good little second-class member of this com...

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Tak-kyon, Tak-tak-Kyon, Takyon, Tak-yon tak-tak? Summary: Triple Six Five Forked Tongue Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull , How I shot it on one, takin' it back to the days of tryna lose control , Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones. Oh shit I'm feeling it, Takyo...

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Your fursona is a yeast infection hoss.

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Whew, lot to address there guy-whose-fursona-is-a-pokemon. Long story short, no that's not a valid retelling of this particular situation. I appreciate your input but I'm going to have to ignore it because you're wrong. Professor Paintchips didn't do their due diligence in either situation, both tim...

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I'm honestly surprised he couldn't figure it out though. That's par for the course for a meerkat. Iwishforducks your fursona is a australian shepherd sheep herding dog. Cause I've worked on a sheep farm and let me tell you that those dogs get fucking sick of dealing with sheep, chickens are assholes...

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I beandipped that fool like a week ago massa, I have no idea what lit a firecracker under his ass today.

Legit been working and twerkin my way through life and just got his sourpuss all up in my face today because somebody pissed in his cheerios.

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Do you think what you just typed sounds remotely normal? I don't even mean in an ironic shitposting way. I mean like, do you think you're being a normal person right now given you bopped into a thread that wasn't about you, went on a tangent about how I didn't have your head on a spike or some kinda...

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That's why when he was ignored about how COOL he was taking things today he decided to bring that metagrudge in game and soil the GOOD NAME of Gene Parmesan A bit earlier.. https://i.imgur.com/N5t6Usf.jpg And the crowd went mild. However, proving that "It's just i'm busy bro I'm not a sack of s...

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Okay wow I'm in over my head here. Well a coffeedragon makes you think of a dragon drinking coffee but that's so on the nose it's actually suspicious. So obviously it's something that's trying to disguise itself and dragons are lizards in their own special way. Therefore you are actually a chameleon...

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i dunno a cat

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Anyways if you post in this thread I'll assign you a fursona but like, it's binding.

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why am i cactus i want to be anteater Okay so like, Super Aggro Crag makes me think of an angry caveman, but crag also makes me think of rock, because of rocky crags. Now cavemen and rocks go together like mustard and onions but one can hardly call a rock a fursona and a caveman isn't much of a str...

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What image did he post https://i.imgur.com/6roJxJM.jpg A dumpbearmin. I assign fursonas to everybody when I talk to them it allows me to understand them better. You're a meerkat, iamgoofball is a red-assed baboon, Super Aggro Crag is a small round cactus. You get the idea. This chowderhead is 100% ...

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:roll: Yeah, sure buddy. Gloss over everything you fucked up on to try and come back on me now that it's being aired out like a fresh highway diaper. It was a round full of clowns, literally. Thanks to a madman at the wheel of the manifest and given the context a bunch of honking and butterflies (So...

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If that's the worst part about me then uh, I'll take it. Thanks for being weird about seniority in a BYOND game? Does that look good on a resume or something? Listen, it's going to get my dander up when an asshole runs at me with a bowl of pasta salad and tells me it's actually greek. I don't see an...

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Eh, it varies. The cadence, the elegance, the eloquence, the bold, and the beautiful. For context here is how I treated this shitmin when he first got up my butt. This was a round of clowns, many clowns. Heya! Why did you drink every disease bottle you could from the virus crate and then run around ...

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We were attempting to sort out who was ASIMOV and what was wack. Head of Suck was screaming bloody murder to end the borg due to some kerfuffling in the armory. Borg was ended, secured and kept whole as good as can be until what was what was found to be what. Johnny 5 was not disassembled. It was pa...

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Cyborgs electric dangus they get when rogue. Please never remove that and their ability to insta-throw people out of airlocks/Into the SM. That would be awful and I would be copeless if it was altered

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The picture of the dump bear was actually pretty rad. Hey, you know who I'll threaten and bully with trumped up charges? The one guy that sent two admins into retirement! Way to go, potatohead. I remember you being endlessly aggressive and belligerent towards me, when you were still in the user clas...

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I bet the throwing kit is going to get nerfed with a TC cost bump because in the right hands its possibly to kill a crowd really easy. Shoot just one throwing star can be enough but man you hit someone with two? Goodnight gamer. Since people seem to be focused on the play window and reading text the...

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Sleep tight carpy

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SM shards, virus crates, anything from cargo really. If these banbot shitmins and codorks had their way the only thing we'd be able to order from cargo would be empty crates. The wiki blurb Space Station 13 is a paranoia-laden roleplaying game set against the backdrop of a nonsensical, metal death ...

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SM shards, virus crates, anything from cargo really. If these banbot shitmins and codorks had their way the only thing we'd be able to order from cargo would be empty crates. The wiki blurb Space Station 13 is a paranoia-laden roleplaying game set against the backdrop of a nonsensical, metal death ...

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A long long time ago you could run the engine on goonstation by shoving live monkeys into a furnace to burn as fuel to provide heat for the hot loop.
Since this doesn't even come close to that I'm going to have to give it a frown.

Sorry champ, better luck next time.

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SM shards, virus crates, anything from cargo really. If these banbot shitmins and codorks had their way the only thing we'd be able to order from cargo would be empty crates. The wiki blurb Space Station 13 is a paranoia-laden roleplaying game set against the backdrop of a nonsensical, metal death t...

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Removing the clowns megaphone or starting pies.

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Drinkable

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Oh fuck me that's even worse. They berate, threaten and when shown the mess they left on the carpet by stuffing their snout in it they just wander away from the ticket and leave it open ended? Grotesque behavior. Thank you for clearing that up drinkable man. Here I thought someone took them aside an...

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Ew, straight up again trying to rewrite history. I'm grateful there was actual admins without their heads up their asses there to reign you in, twice, in two rounds back to back. Uh, there was no hiding a borgs body in a room? There was no hiding of it at all and the fact that you've been told that ...

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Hello there. Back to back rounds now you've crawled up my shitpipe for things you are completely wrong and misinformed about and twice now you've caused bullshit with these bwoinks and laughed it off when I've told you that it's annoying you pick the worst times to do it. GBS that comes in virus cra...

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12:24:56 ADMIN That Engineer/(John Barren) checked the individual player panel for Realthoman_/(Phillip Thomas). 12:25:00 ADMIN That Engineer/(John Barren) checked the individual player panel for Realthoman_/(Phillip Thomas). 12:26:08 ADMIN That Engineer/(John Barren) has removed �Thief antagonist ...

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Hauling some dork you bulldozed to medbay is the best part of this escalation stuff. It's the walk of shame, their shame. It's your time to shine as you do all the surgery to bring them back yourself. Implant their ID in their chest and remove their tongue. Do they got some gear you want? It's yours...

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You don't got to agree with those people. Those people are rubes, they've been duped. Notice how they give the benefit of the doubt to YBS but not to you? Brown nosing boot-lickery is all they know even when the person is no longer wielding any authority. Sorry thomas, hopefully pieguy gets justice....

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Has pieguy got his justice yet?

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snip My brother in christ, it's a note appeal. Nobody got banned. Also you're not even directly involved, calm down. In other news, policy is changed. In a way I dislike. Whatever. Guess emag shuttles need to be even rarer now for some reason. Uncle Pete's Rollerdome is the only shuttle allowed. I ...

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What a dumb reason to ban someone. The system is designed with checks and balances. If one buys a flaming shitheap shuttle they're open to being lynched fair and square. That leads to fun on a bun and who suffers? Someone looking to get their greentext? They get advanced warning a shuttle of peril i...

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Just to clear the air, I quit because I am busy as fuck and multitasking with adminship was leading to bad calls (like this one) - not because a few self-righteous clowns said mean things to me online. Xoxo Don't forget Pieguy, your other bad call. Then the events in your admin feedback thread. Don...

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