/tg/Station 13

http://imgur.com/GnEImgX and http://imgur.com/fpbj1ay. Couldn't get that img thing to work.

Byond account and character name: Wesdo - Louis Murray Banning admin: Don't know Ban reason and length: Infinite, jobban because I didn't inform the admins I had to go, I think. Time ban was placed (including time zone): 14 October about 12:20-12:40 I think Your side of the story: Had to suicide bec...

Screemonster wrote:As QM or cargotech, occasionally I'll order an electrical maintenance crate, take all the gloves out, then electropack it and leave it unattended somewhere near a window.

It's an insulated gloves crate. And you should totally do it when it's malf.

I've been thinking for a while, and have come up with some ideas for new antagonist weaponry. TP-82 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TP-82 When the random event with the Russian cargo shuttle happens, the Russians are armed with bottles and bears. I propose that there should be a small chance, (say,...

A new trigger item for the grenade where you can use it to prime it automatically if you get stunned or drop it, could work by putting a button thing on a timer? It starts the timer basically when the button isn't held down.

SODA-12 Automatic shotgun constructed from a flamethrower+soda can w/igniter+box+metal rods. Holds three shots. Fires shots in rapid succession. Has a chance of blasting a hole in your face with whatever shell, chance increases depending on shell. -Beanbag: 25% chance of shooting self pointblank -s...

The mining voucher is supposed to be used to help out new miners, although since there are only three hardsuits it's kind of silly. Anyway, here's mine: Soda cans and coffee cups work like beakers that don't display their ingredients. Someone who's been cryostung will probably not object to being f...

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:What the fuck is a medipen?

Think it like as an Epi-Pen

Miauw wrote:

SkipsPro wrote:what do those bot control things under the floor tiles do? can you edit beepsky's path with them or something?

Yeah, they control bot pathing and MULEbot deliveries.

Can you put one in a MULE to make it so you can get a joystick and use it to control the MULE around and run people over?

You can use igniters (no i dont mean lighters) to light cigarettes and cigars and joints by just clicking them with the igniter.

As there's the document objective now, have it possible for someone to also protect the documents like "Make sure Mr. X's documents stay safe, if he loses them it is your job to secure the documents." That might just lead to Mr. Y killing Mr. X for the documents or typical DA metagaming w...

As there's the document objective now, have it possible for someone to also protect the documents like
"Make sure Mr. X's documents stay safe, if he loses them it is your job to secure the documents."

Fuck single cells, give us a big holding cell with all the luxuries mentioned above.

You can break pens by using a screwdriver on it, and using it again on it would fix it.

How about take the code that makes the Mining Mobs drop something, make this "Escapee" or whatever some alien, and have it drop something that has a random chance of effects on the consumer? 20% chance to breath without oxygen 1% chance gibbing upon eating 9% chance of sand speed Things l...

Maybe rather than being a direct threat, they could spawn with a cache of items and supplies other people might want? They could probably also have objectives to escape with more than a certain amount of whatever they spawned with, so they have a reason to protect it, but they could also use some o...

Edited the post abit.

The escapee is teleported onto the station by the Syndicate, as they failed to get the right coordinates in and they have to recharge their bluespace raygun thingy teleport. After 5-10 minutes Centcomm will notice this and send a message to all stations. There could also be multiple escapees. They'r...

>spawn as MD >don my usual gear >setup cryo >botanist broke into chemistry >"im a chemist :^)" >examine him, no he is not >spam all the walls outside of chemistry >bottom left wall is a false wall >manage to disarm push him and then table him >take his botanist id >starts toolboxing me ov...

If someone is stunned or on the ground, throwing handcuffs on them will insta-cuff them!

miggles wrote:HOLY SHIT THIS QUALITY

Spoiler:

THERES NEW ANIMATIONS AND SHIT TOO
WOAH

Downloaded it too, fucking love IT!
Can't wait to mod the guns!

Then people will not think they're being hunted and get rekt

allura wrote:

looks like the captain melted away

WeeYakk wrote:

Psyentific wrote:

WeeYakk wrote:Give glocks an RNG chance to explode for realism.

/k/ pls

Also 9mm should do like 3 damage and .45 needs to be buffed to at least 90 per shot.

9mm isn't a pea, the fuck are you thinking

Psyentific wrote:Buff toolboxes to 15(16?) brute to bring them in line with other high-tier nonantag melee weapons.

So you wish to die faster to greytiders?

Someone has been playing Payday 2 lately eh?

Reminds me of the movie ''I am Legend.'' This shit has to happen! It's too awsome to let it pass!

Just disable using the headset while cuffed, because it doesn't make any sense how can they toggle the headset on/off without using their hands.

AseaHeru wrote:Its not a mask...

And I dont think they are big enough...

Right, we need bigger buckets for hugger-proof helms...

Add bigger buckets to the autolathe.

I can't remember who, but someone was a fucking genius and suggested in OOC that we should be able to... Wear buckets as helmets! Bucket to head could be a poor man's blindfold. Throwing a bucket at someone would give a chance to land on their head (if they had no other headgear), making them blind...

More guns in the uplink, I'd like to buy an UZI from the traitor uplink when traitor and go play a gangsta and murderbone everyone I see and realize I have no ammo because the gun should cost like 8 TC and damage nerfed to something like 25-35

''I regret nothing''
Died with an airlock painter in my hand in space at the new maintenance.

Broke out of perma with just a L6 SAW through space.

I'd like to see targeting implemented in some manner, but probably not as something available for everyone. Make Targeting HUDs that go into your eye slot instead. Maybe make it an expensive RnD item (or even possibly available for purchase for operatives). Integrate with Sechud, but not Hudsunglas...