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I remember in an early version of Cataclysm, before cars were vanilla, when the streets were clear and Static Spawn wasn't a thing, I was playing some nerd. After slowly skilling up over a couple days in town (was oddly really quiet), I found a car on the opposite side of the city. That car saw some...

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I vote hideous piece of shit shack because I wasn't around to see Space House II.

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Aw man. The first space house has no pics anymore.

My sadness is infinite.

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miggles wrote:i vote in chang

Yayyyy.

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Happening status: It's Edit: I nominate BurningMan (I think that was his name). No idea if anyone remembers him, but I recall him being an incredibly competent and helpful engineer. BMan was an incredibly competent and helpful geneticist before switching over to Engi, also. He was just fucking good...

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LA Ulm is just as baller as other Ulms. ARROW STORMS. Will report on retarded Communion spam and Draculas Draculas Everywhere later. http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/christopher-lee-dracula.jpg **EDIT** This just in, 75g S1 mages that are recruit anywhere are indeed hil...

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Get me some motherfucking onmyouji robes yo.

Actually the Holiday robes look good enough, I just need one of those ridiculous hats.

Also, put the chaplain's hood in the clothesmate and the costume vendor.

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Let us now celebrate non-Online Dragon's Dogma.

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Call me a pussy but I added the mod where zombies move at half speed when I roll with Mall Cop, but most of the time I get Fast Learner, Night Vision, Parkour, Deft and Fleet Footed to out run zombies so I can reload muh guns. Bad traits I get Addictive Personality, Hates Vegetables, Heavy Sleeper,...

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http://www.capcom-unity.com/dragonsdogm ... r-ps3ps4pc

PS3/4 and PC

Get hype

Then feel bad because I'm hearing that it's gonna stay in Japan and might be missing the director or whatever

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I'm basically getting shrekt as EA Ulm by Arcosephale and Machaka from both ends right now but I've finally managed to field a Rain of Stones dude and routed one of Machaka's bullshit huge armies with him. Some Shield Maidens totally died luring off those gryphons so they wouldn't eat him, but godda...

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So blow it away then run away?

Shotguns are pretty nice as a panic button, though you'll want something with some armor piercing if you run into like, a Hulk or something. Well, excepting for the fact that they're usually really big.

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I'd be pretty okay with a buncha screams and stuff. Make them play when using say "*scream and such.

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I think I heard in one of the other idea threads that someone wanted to eliminate the Roboticist job together and just make it another subsection of Scientist - like how there's regular Science, telescience, toxins/bombscience, and xenoscience.

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Oh yeah. I remember one time during a wizard round wwwaayyy the fuck back, the Wiz died while me and this other guy were at the little bend in arrivals. It was a Summon Guns wizard, and we were both armed. DRAW. I think he nailed me with a laser cannon, but I had a bolter and dodged. His gun was sad...

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Upkarma.

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I'm assuming you mean Moonbase Alpha text-to-speech here, yes? It would presumably be a lot of work to not make you sound like you were Stephen Hawking. I also wonder how laggy it would be for BYOND to process 50 guys yelling AI DOOR through a voice synthesizer at once. I guess it would be a nice ad...

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Removing the need for teamwork is probably bad. I heard there was talk of making conversion possible with less people, but instead have it take time if you've not got the correct amount of dudes, though. Probably in the one thread you'll find if you search "Behelit"? **EDIT** https://tgsta...

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"Captain Connie Domm, you were deemed fit to ensure station Bear Hub 80's productivity and security. So, can you tell me why exactly you commanded the evacuation of all personnel on the station within twenty-five seconds of NT warning about xenoform detection within Bear Hub 80's vicinity, leav...

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Ah. I just worry that having the ERP around runs counter to the whole 'station is expendable' flavor that I'm pretty sure is a thing, and also sorta something that would just shit on a successful loud traitor. And yes, if the successful loud traitor just sits around with his thumb up his ass instead...

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As long as they get to keep the badass jumpsuits which are probably a reference to something that I am not aware of. Except for... I think Penny having fanart of wearing one, I guess. I am mentally resistant against the idea of homogenizing Geneticists and MDs but fuck it I can't come up with a good...

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VIVA

Also make it possible to use a tape recorder on the headpike so if you hit someone with it it says something.

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What's the diff again?

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Nar-Sie grenades you say. Botany, at a cost of ten to twenty pieces of wood, can make a chopping block. It works like a table, except anyone tablesmashed onto it is subject to being violently one-hit-killed by anyone with a wielded fire axe aiming for the head. The amount of circumstances required f...

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That sounds like some intense drone-ban action.

Also I still want Space Valhalla.

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I remember one time I nailed like 11 people on a siege tower with a catapult in Warband multiplayer. It was the first time I ever got fullplate in Siege mode. Felt pretty good. Then a buncha dicknuts who didn't know how to use that shit stole it. Fighting the first ogre in the Everfall early in Drag...

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So kill Genetics and/or give them something to protect from heat - like, a specialized shield blob or whatever?

Alternatively, put laser eyes on a cooldown or something.

Also I vote to keep it until I get to fuck around with it.

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Hideous loud guns.

Glorious bows.

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Sounds like bans and badmin overseeing are in order?

Also mousemode would be pretty fucking awesome.

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Can it be a blowup traitor that you can throw that says stock traitor lines, like that one thing in Phantom Pain. Also I remember an oooldass thread for traitor gear suggestions. I think one suggestion was like a little rolling holo-projector that basically duplicates you and moves off in the direct...

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Emag to create a shuriken launcher like them Space Elfs get. You know, because floor tiles are robust, right.

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I don't know if this goes here, but I can't see [youtube] stuff, both when I post them and when other people post them. Yes, I know to only use the ID dealie, not the full url. Browser is Chrome, and I've got that one Magic Actions addon dealie.

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We like references right? We totally like references enough to fuck with usability , right. Anyway, how about giving them a toggleable alt-fire that makes them leave persistent effects? Maybe a little orb that radiates heat/cold or whatever. Would be useful for, say, reducing the level levels of hea...

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1/100 chance of containing a Death Note. If anyone besides the librarian tries to interact with the desk, that hilariously elaborate trap whatshisface came up with sets the entire room on fire. Or you know, one of the currently existing freaky wizzardbooks. Also, the Librarian becomes the poet they ...

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Make having one on-station discount the price of whatever the fuck you can order to acquire Mime costumes, for maximum French revolution.

**EDIT*
Combine the theatre with the morgue and add a bunch of cute victorian clothes.

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Prototype Cloaking Device: Basically it would create a 3x3 invisibility field. You could put it in places where people don't often visit, and hide bodies or items there. If someone walks into the field, they can see what's hidden obviously. Oh man. That sounds HILARIOUS. Slap it down in some abando...

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Well yeah, the other shit's great. Although like ~85% of the time my wizzes ignore the casting orders I give them, so they can just spend like, all of their turns casting defensive buffs on themselves, until they pass out from exhaustion and someone armless cripple meanders up, jams a stick in their...

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Man all of my habits and shit on this game are outdated as fuck. Like, I mostly played when there wasn't static spawn, so I had the ability to actually loot towns without clearing them out first - just run like a fucking madman periodically. I'm still pretty mad that molotovs - the go-to panic butto...

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420goslingboy69 wrote:Do not stop people from using magic weapons, please.

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Man, I never use formations. The minus to morale makes me sad, and I don't like how a bunch of them are all thin and shit, like lines and stuff.

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Why are you trying to make a silly 'ghost is boring let's make robots instead' thing into a traitor item?

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Mmmmoostly related, I don't suppose I could suggest getting an executive suit, clown mask, and nitrile gloves added to the Guns Syndie bundle huh. http://geekcle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Payday-2-2.jpg I shall code this thing. It should be very easy. <cue me finding out that it will require t...

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AnonymousNow wrote:
Saegrimr wrote:
QuartzCrystal wrote:Make it a random chance of every time two people run into each other with disarm or harm intent active they both just gib instantly in a small explosion.
Do the little fight cloud thing.

I fully support this.

+1

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I have neither of those things though.

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Totally should be named the ERP. Like, I am serious. That sounds like a lot of buffs. Why the pulse carbines for everyone, when I thought they were specifically supposed to be just for ERP sec? Why the buff to making the pulse weapons more robust? If you want a deathsquad, just hit the deathsquad bu...

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Uh

Why does it matter and why do people care, again?

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Slightly relatedly, Dezz, do you know anything bout Illwinter's Conquest of Elysium? Shit's cheap on Steam presently. http://store.steampowered.com/app/211900/

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Plasteel Knuckles: Fits in your glove slot, but provides no protection against shock or shards. Increases your punch damage by 2 brute and maybe a higher knockout chance. Cost: 2-3 TC Good weapon for the bare-handed security wreckers(Yig) Underpowered. Security has armor too remember. That's why yo...

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