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Man I would fucking love an auto-drip automatic irrigation thing. On that note, give the Virologist a FLUDD watertank backpack like the botanist has. Let him fill it up with his viro-blood and hose people down with it. It'd be like a flamethrower. Except instead of fire it's blood. Also the blood ha...

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How about arcane spellcasting? Have certain spells be available if enough blood-research, or whatever, is done towards it. Maybe that'd require more steps and balancing, though. What does this actually mean ? Arcane as in like what, a Space Wizard? Because Cult and Wizard are like totally different...

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I always loot a red toolbox. The red crowbar goes in my backpack, the light/flare and the radio go in the box. Otherwise I don't use it much, because I'm too lazy to pull it out and dig through it and then put it back and all that bullshit. If I'm playing something that has a lot of crap on them lik...

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Kee-fuckin-rist I have no idea what is going on anymore.

C-can uh can someone tl;dr that bigass debate going on between Dezz and Sae for me.

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I HAVE A DREAM. A DREAM, THAT I WILL GET TRAITOR. AND BE ASSIGNED THE JANITOR AS AN ASSASSINATION TARGET. AND ON THAT DAY, I WILL MAKE A MESS HIDE IN A CLOSET AND CALL THE JANITOR. AND WHEN HE COMES TO CLEAN UP THE MESS I WILL POP OUT OF THAT CLOSET WITH A REVOLVER SCREAM "GARBAGE DAY" AND...

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Is the !NOTBehelit my bleeding-thing-on-a-stick that pays the brute damage for runes and screams and fucks people up with bullshit cursey stuff and screams and makes you bloody and leaves bloodtrails and is generally creepy and shit.

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ALL I wanna do lately is get borged but into a mech suit instead of a borg body, and name myself Dreadnought Chang Ling. The yellow Ripley, preferably. But apparently that shit is completely broken and I can't use my tools or recharge or anything? God fuckin' dammit /tg/station. I was totally a Dre...

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PLEASE NO.

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Reminder that *Mute is the best wAIfu.

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I-I don't think she has a brother though.

I've been watching ManlyBadassHero's LP of this on youtube, it looks hype as fuck. I'd totally get it if I hadn't blown so much dosh on other stupid vidya.

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Nah this would let people meta too easily. Now maybe add some sort of script that causes a round to have a lower chance to be chosen for each time it runs in a row. X% for the first time, X/2% for the next time, X/4% for the following. This way it would be rare but not unheard of for the rounds to ...

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Please no.

Also what. Was there ANOTHER Nuke Op round after I left?

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I don't usually mech so I have nothing to add to this thread

except that I am getting mad at the double negative in the thread title.

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I've been having fun with MGS Ground Zeroes. Though uh, it was like five bucks during the Winter Sale, so.

It has day missions also. How2stelth in broad daylight. (The answer is tranquilizer darts)

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MisterPerson wrote:Just remove rest, then. Simple solution to a simple problem.

Hhhahahahahahaha this is one of those cases where you can't hear sarcasm over the internet right. I mean like for real you even make a bait joke in the next post.

It was good. I laughed.

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Plasmaminer wouldn't be a mode, yes. Event or button only.

How rare is ninja? I am like 75% sure I've never actually seen one, just heard about them over the radio, so despite drawing a parallel I'm not really sure how often they show.

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Actually stealing prisoners will be harder, because you will be slowed down and officer won't be. It will be a much riskier business in any case. Wuh? You can rest while being dragged by the po-po and stay on your feet while being dragged by your 'rescuers'. Assuming standing results in no slowdown...

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I'm reading one of the CYOA threads on /tg/ right now and an idea hit me. Mostly because of the line "I'll grease my fucking drill with your guts, mutant." I propose a cross of a miner and that one sun cultist guy from the movie Sunshine, but replace the sun with plasma. An old, lost Shaft...

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Man this is a lot more controversial than I was expecting.

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Can't animate Supermatter

This is intended

Hatefun 2015

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I dig the current Detective's armor, personally.

Though, >not wearing your coat as detective.

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I have no idea what is happening in this thread. All I know is that I suddenly want to use the Staff of Animation on a Supermatter crystal.

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Make the slowdown tied to item size. What size is a corpse, again? I am slightly wary of making it require a hand, since I occasionally use that as a basically a really awkward third hand slot. It balances out for the non-ability to hold more than one thing in each hand by draping shit in my arms, u...

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Can we get a Father Mask or is that against policy? Because man, that would be amazing.

Also can we get some weeaboo Buddhist robes and shit in the Chaplain's locker. I'm still on my Hate Plus kick and I need to be the littlest magistrate. And/or Tao Wizard.

And/or komusou.

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Have a little sidebar with recently reported issues, PRs, comments on the git, polls, prominent known issues, etc. Maybe a little chatbox. You know, whatever the fuck shit like that. Also little shortcuts to important shit like the issue tracker. Maybe a little graphic for whenever the headcoder or ...

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Mayyyybe people aren't masturbating to yanderes

Mayyyybe people just think a mentally disturbed, obsessively 'in love' character is interesting and/or terrifying

jklal they're totally just spank bait.

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I kill myself.

Usually in the shower.

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He totally has access. It's called smashing the window and climbing over the table.

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My recommendation would be to tone down the power level of these guys a lot. I really don't see the point of them if they're just going to be the next Ninja, something ridiculously overpowered that immediately steals focus from the round and makes admins not want to press in the first place. With t...

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Do you think we could get the Father Mask as an in-game thing?

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How about ammo holders? Like a box or something. It'd be a small/medium container that only holds boolits, and if you apply it to a gun, it tries to load whatever's in the box in the gun. Saves space in shit like the barman's backpack.

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Give a 2% chance for a pizza to spawn stashed in the toilets.

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Senpai can be a grill. Fucking shit. http://i.4cdn.org/v/1413421279711.webm Also CORKPINS http://i.4cdn.org/v/1413423305665.webm Are you legit fucking linking to 4chan direct What the fuuuck are you even Also DEDICATED CREEPY LAUGH BUTTON DEDICATED CREEPY LAUGH BUTTON DEDICATED CREEPY LAUGH BUTTON ...

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Space beer is funny-colored man.

Also did I hear DMSO.

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I for some reason have got the idea that we were explaining why lizardmen exist somewhere in this thread. I figured they were just space scalies. Uh despite playing Chang Ling I have totally yet to solidify what Space China oughta be like. I think the general idea was that it was oppressive and shit...

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[oldfagmasturbating]I miss Dr. Strange. 10/10 would continue to be Strange-senpai's Genetics guinea pig.

Also Burning Man, Amy Lessen and Jon Riker. They were good times.

Alsoalso Crag. Crag was the best. Alsoalsoalso Tash.[/oldfagmasturbating]

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Uh Iunno, maybe because the lenses are huge and green?

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I-I've never been on goon. My experience with greenvision comes from some super-early Baystation shit.

Also I am totally serious about mmmmmost of those.

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I am pretty fucking super-okay with looted wizardship held together with magical duct-tape.

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Rumia29 wrote:Now you guys got me all sad that I don't have the chance to play this.
I never did, unfortunately.

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Forcefeeding it to people makes them sob.

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AR goggles that show A/S/L and other profiley shit that you can set in your character options round setup and maybe modify via PDA? Rose-tinted glasses for color overlays. In fact, ALL THE COLOR glasses for ALL THE COLOR overlays. (implement gas mask greenvision 2016) Including rainbow glasses for s...

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Pfff, fifteen minutes of swag are totally better than an hour of lameassery. Chainsmoke as the Detective, dress up in fancy Capclothes as the Cap, and become the prettiest security princess as the HoS.

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Hopefully the ERP would be a non-standard thing. That is, badmins understand not to slap that button all the time, since as mentioned it goes against the general design of the game. (>implying we have a unified design) I sorta dig the ERP as a way to shake up expectation of what'll happen - always t...

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Can that sprite get added to the available-list-thing in-game, then? Or is that against whatever policy or some bullshit. The like one time I managed to get AI'd I named my AI Hyun-ae (no asterisk because BYOND/SS13 don't like those I guess). It was kinda neat, except my holo-sprite was always looki...

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Badmin pre-roundstart button. Spawns an AI for each department, who only have access to that department's radio, command and general. Borgs are automatically assigned to the appropriate AI. The pre-roundstart button should probably alter the map to give an appropriate housing to slap the AI in. This...

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Really worried about discouraging loud antagonism. Would prefer the 'station is expendable' attitude of just Deathsquad and using Space Valhalla (televised on Bar TV) to satiate ghosts. That said, someone's already done a Deathsquad-renamed-as-ERT event dealie, so fuck it I guess. Also I am majorly ...

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Chang Ling
Honk.

Without the tattoos though. And like, with an accent. A really stupid accent. I imagine her to have Shenhua from Black Lagoon's voice, though harsher and more annoying. Uh, plus the accent.

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Personally, I'm more interested in the idea of machines degrading over time without maintenance work. Lube could be the go-to WD40 of spess chems to repair that mechanical degradation when the machine "gets stuck" or slows down. This would have the upshot of engineers having a minor routi...

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