/tg/Station 13

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In real life, if there's a mutiny, would the station security really believe that urist mcgreyshirt is innocent and has privacy protections? If the entire station is mutinying, then mass arrests would be the logical solution.

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law 4 is literally to protect the secrecy of the syndie agent.

how are you not banned

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Am I correct in reading that assistants make up like 85% of deaths? kek

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Atlanta-Ned wrote:
Steelpoint wrote: Considering security is one of the most unpopular roles currently
(fifth)

That site is awesome! Can you add a way to see the odds of dying perjob/percentage of that job that die?

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Reyn wrote:Smoking a blunt of lifeweed.

jokes on you becuz there's a bug that makes blunts not do anything

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also: Purged silicons must not attempt to kill people without cause, but can get as violent as they feel necessary if being attacked, being besieged, or being harassed, as well as if meting out payback for events while shackled. what makes you think we don't enforce this? Because I've seen silicons...

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oranges wrote:A nuclear winter would certainly halt global warming in it's tracks

patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

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Lone antagonists can do whatever they want. Short of metagaming/comms, bug/exploit abuse, erotic/creepy stuff, OOC in IC or IC in OOC, and spawn-camping arrivals. Team antagonists can do whatever they want as per lone antagonists, as long as it doesn’t harm their team. Non-antagonists can do whateve...

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bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad! Since when are you an admin? well, it all started when kraso called me armpit... you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me. the trick to becoming AC...

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using one of the plasmemes few advantages to survive while watching inferior human scum perish.

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>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you >Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them >be traitor chaplain >captain requests i report to bridge immediately >oh shit >gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible >go i...

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also

when a trial happens without shitheads screaming over the proceedings trying to make people laugh

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when a trial happens without any bombs

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Armhulen wrote:
D&B wrote:
Armhulen wrote:bagil has to use propaganda to get highpop, sad!
Since when are you an admin?
well, it all started when kraso called me armpit...

you became an admin like 3 days ago after shitposting in ooc that you wanted to be candidated. Whenever I do that people fling their shit at me.

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Foam force pistols exist, and you can put riot foam darts in them. pretty nice since most people don't expect them You can also screw off the cap of regular darts with a screwdriver and put a pen inside to make them do actual damage. You need a lot of pens as I don't think a dart does more than 5 d...

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The most annoying part is often dreammaker will refuse to open the map and you have to hand edit out bad paths. well it does tell you the broken paths. If there's a lot of broken paths, DM likes to corrupt the map and refuse to load it outright with the least helpful error message imaginable. Well ...

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ChangelingRain wrote:I kind of suspected that this would happen, why does our ban system have to randomly suck ass, lifted.

thanks

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Byond account - Tacolizard Player name - Lynwood Jones Ban type - Server ban Ban reason and length - Reason: You, or another user of this computer or connection (tacolizard) is banned from playing here. The ban reason is: (MANUAL BAN) Please do not suicide as a roundstart team antag; if you need to ...

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Ripleys are better on station because they can haul cargo and use an RCD attatchment.

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fifty_hz_clock_wave wrote:The most annoying part is often dreammaker will refuse to open the map and you have to hand edit out bad paths.

well it does tell you the broken paths.

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iamgoofball wrote:it's almost like infinite saturation of the market would drop the price or something

It's almost like NT is a private company not a market and they order these minerals specifically for research purposes.

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Side idea: armor should convert blocked damage into stamina damage to emulate PAIN

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When I'm running through the hall, and I try to fire my taser it seems the clicks only have around a 30% chance of actually registering, does anyone else get this? anything that uses electrodes seem to stutter. It's not related to electrodes, it's all click-related actions. The default game FPS is ...

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Mike "Mass electrocution is my final solution" Pence Mike "If dick you desire, fear my electric wire" Pence Mike "Gay and proud? Get a thundercloud" Pence Mike "Your perversion needs an electrical conversion" Pence Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence Mike &q...

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Firstly, what can cause a APC to blow up in your face? I encountered this during a round where I was placing a new Power Cell into a APC only for the APC to explode and take my leg with it. it could be a malf ai using Overload Machine. Fun fact: using Overload Machine on a holopad while someone is ...

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interrogating people and using the tape recorder as evidence.

believe it or not I've had multiple instances where a tape-recorded conversation got someone jailed.

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DrPillzRedux wrote:so godsring literally said don't talk to me or my wifes son ever again

U N D E R R A T E D

Also let's reflect on some of Nilons' wisdom:

God fucking dammit I take posts in the hut seriously it was just hut bait take posts outside seriously it was just an epic joke dude.

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DrPillzRedux wrote:so godsring literally said don't talk to me or my wifes son ever again

U N D E R R A T E D

Also let's reflect on some of Nilons' wisdom:

God fucking dammit I take posts in the hut seriously it was just hut bait take posts outside seriously it was just an epic joke dude.

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Ima Turd

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I know i'm like a couple months late and OP is gone, but if you really want money you can do the thing Aseprite and Space Engineers do, which is develope the game open source on the DL and then sell the compiled version. I think it's kinda shitty but its the best of both worlds.

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so is the reason i get kicked an banned from lorebus because i'm not a lore?

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that's what i normally do, but it doesn't improve compile time. I think MisterPerson was talking about something else.

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selecting runtime doesn't seem to improve compile time, only round loading time

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as far as i can tell from looking at radio code, it's actually supposed to show jobnames. So it's a bug I guess

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shitty greytiders that unironically call you shitcurity for being arrested and scream and whine the whole way to the brig. I try to be nice as sec, my strategy is to be super lenient the first 1 or two times and then gulag after that. The problem is the dumb shitters who don't get the message and ju...

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Oranges wrote:There was only supposed to one named paperwork, and it was a reference to Cargo's QM being a paper pusher and slow at their job.

Kor added the citrus without permission and stole my rights

what kind of name is Citrus any- oh is it a reference to you or something?

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>be celerystation >join as det >like 1 officer, me, warden and HoS but everything is going smoothly >Find a gang tag, scan for prints, it was the chap. >tell sec radio about it, we keep it quiet. >hear on common the chap is attacking people. >nobody is trying to arrest them, I take it into my own ha...

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I thought the cargo sloths were just about cargo techs being lazy. I think I read that in whatever PR added them.

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with my new PR, the honey that bees make is actually a pretty decent healing chem.

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Engineering should get some radsuits for the supermatter because they're cool.

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ITT post interesting/good AI lawsets. The only rule is that you have to say if your lawset is 'general' (meant for most situations on station), 'specific' (meant for a certain event/antag type', or 'meme' (meme). Here's one of mine: Servant Lawset (general): 1. Follow orders given to you with priori...

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bman wrote:i named myself "John Diagonal" and spun really really fast so i can go diagonal

there's also his brother john vibrator who does an autism dance

that was awesome. i liked john vibrator

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It's kinda useless right now and hard to get.

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Lazengann wrote:You can eat the tobacco

best solution is to grind and remove everything except the nicotine and salbutamol, because eating it plain will make you fat

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Toroic wrote: 3) Space tobacco (high potency, everything but salbutamol removed)

There is a bug (or two) right now that make rollies and pipes useless. They will never give you any chems, so that unfortunately doesn't work. You can still extract the salbutamol via grinding and then drink it.

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Byond account and character name: tacolizard, I don't remember the character name Banning admin: Shaps Ban type (What are you banned from?): Drones Ban reason and length: Permanant Time ban was placed (including time zone): 2016-09-18 00:31:08 is what shows up next to the note shaps made Server you...

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>waaah pods are just antag tools let's get rid of them Fuck off, I love using pods during code red and delta. Greentext means nothing and you're getting salty over it. Please stop pretending objectives aren't a part of the traitor gamemode. It's more that you shouldn't take it personally if the rou...

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kevinz000 wrote:also >this complex an idea
>i'll code it
>nvm i'm not working on it anymore
>expects someone to pick it up
sigh.

i don't expect anyone to pick it up. I just thought people might come up with their own ideas based off this.

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What's godring saying about our code being stolen? From what i've heard, the original ss13 source was stolen, so is he making a valid claim? Also, what exactly is his argument and why is it wrong?

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What's godring saying about our code being stolen? From what i've heard, the original ss13 source was stolen, so is he making a valid claim? Also, what exactly is his argument and why is it wrong?

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