/tg/Station 13

Yeah,i may have gone too far that round. The announcement actually was towards crew members like cargo technician that I gave armory access instead of all access and made him to actually start ordering crates and arming crew. I was just making sure that some crucial jobs were still performed. Yes, i...

Regarding round OP talking: I think it's clear from conversation that I wanted him to cooperate with security instead of trying to be "one man army". I asked him to give board to security, which he refused saying that they're all dead, which was a lie(intentional or unintentional, ask OP) ...

People are now just climb into my office from window(If I manage to fuck up)/reroute disposals/walk into door left open by captain, Kill Ian and then just stand there with mouse over "ahelp" button. This ban bait is going to get boring soon, I hope, cause i'm tired of dragging them all the...

I like it, I don't need to claim that janiborg is rogue now for me to have something to clean. And I also have lots of space to slip you and point at signs all around you.

I think we should finally start using dorms. No, not only for cult meetings. Instead of suiciding or going braindead in some random place just pick yourself a room, lock it and go to sleep(or kill yourself whatever). Bonus points for handing over your id to hop if you're planning to leave round for ...

There's no good way to leave notes about someone such that they'll actually be displayed should the person march over to the HoP and request a transfer back to their old department. I've had it happen that me (chief engineeer) and the captain demoted an engineer and annotated their security records...

People saying that there's balance between RP and meta is fine are terribly wrong. RP is actually getting punished by players and sometimes even admins can punish it. Examples from my own experience or at least from rounds i played: 1. Nobody takes me seriously when i refuse to get injected with vir...

Let's say i'm playing Security Officer named Grumpy Asshole. I'm spending my shift running after traitors. At some point I encounter crew member named Annoying Person causing minor trouble in Bar. I arrest him, brig him for 2 minutes then i release and he commits another minor crime. Now with me bei...

Seems like HBL just banned whole server for being shit.

Finally got banned for 1 day for killing yet another autistic virologist(I got adminhelped about similar situations once or twice before) that was silently trying to first randomly inject me then infected me by coughing on me. Virologists, i don't care how much longer my dick will become, i'm not ge...

>Sec officers raiding brig lockers before checking lockers in thier departments. > Wardens that don't update records > Officer that don't informing Warden about crimes of they guy they asking to set to arrest > Assistants breaking into EVA/cap office/hop's office etc to take some "sweet loot&qu...

As sec officer I sometimes bait greytiders into escape attempt from their cells to add even more time to their 5 minute sentences. They never pass even slightest chance of running out of cell and getting stopped by portable flasher.

>Antag genetisist > Steal Hypospray > Plan to do something better than killing CMO and looting his body > Buy Chameleon Suit, Agent Card, Chameleon Stamp and no-slips(just in case) > I'm Centcom Officer According to my jumpsuit,ID and fancy document covered with all possible stamps. > Dump all the s...