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Ran it earlier today 3 teams on a 40 pop round. Went okay , one team worked together a bit (the ones with assassin objectives) but the other two immediately split up and went to do their own things. I noticed for a round having essentially 6 traitors that that only about 3 people got murdered which ...

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I'm gonna run what you're proposing and see how it goes.

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Colonic I'm not sure what you really want. You say "he can't be an admin because he'll fuck shit up" but also "he can't be an admin because he knows when he's about to fuck shit up and he'll just quit" so which is it, or is it not that at all and this is a personal beef and you j...

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Shadowflame909 wrote:Where is muh blood brothers.

Just ask to TC trade for it next time.

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I think the consequences are the point. It's always been the case that a maxcap on a wizard will get you banned if you miss, and the same is true of boh on a bigger scale. If there is a risk of disaster and you still take that risk in an attempt for glory, you live or die by the RNG. If you are goi...

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Just eat nigga lmao If you can't find food you can eat, just grind it up and inject it i vape my food kthx edit: p.s. clowns should have a really slow passive area mood booster that dissipates gradually after they go away but only caps at maximum mood and mimes should have a much faster booster tha...

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he has no style he has no grace promote to admin with great pace

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is it over

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balance has been restored

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Lifted. Be good.

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Grazyn wrote:a vegan said to me people who sell meat are disgusting

I said people who sell fruit and vegetables are grocer

i think we found the true reason this thread was made

to get to this joke

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>"AI WHY DID YOU WASTE RESEARCH POINTS" "I didn't, ask robotics" >"AI WHY DID YOU SPEND ALL OF CARGO'S CREDITS??" "I didn't" >"AI WHY ARE YOU SYPHONING THIS ROOM??" >"I'm not" >Captain breaking into the satellite instead of JUST ASKING to ...

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>being this angry about what people eat

why are you all like this

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im eating [local brand] potato chips theyre hella tasty

for lunch i had a bottle of strawberry kefir

for breakfast i had vanilla almond granola it was p good i was gonna pour the kefir over it to make like a yogurt cereal but i didnt feel like using it

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Pneumatic cannon full of knives dummy.

They don't count as bullets because they're knives. Glass shards and metal rods work too because embedding.

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This can be that thread. You just have to believe.

Would you mind sharing those spreadsheets? It would be really cool to have a frame of reference.

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Don't worry shadow I'll send you some of my honey.

Also one of my friends was like "Why don't you make mead?" so I think after I get set up I'll try my hand at that too!

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I think sticky had the best idea. That would be super fun.

I also like seleas industrial auto lathe idea because I could produce cleanbots about 2000% more efficiently if the auto lathe just popped out buckets endlessly.

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So I started saving up money to follow my dreams. I'm gonna be a beekeeper and start a bee farm! I also want to grow mushrooms but that's like a hobby thing. Don't hurt the bees plees Also don't be one of those dicks that drives them around to farms to pollinate them because it starves the local ec...

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So I started saving up money to follow my dreams. I'm gonna be a beekeeper and start a bee farm!

I also want to grow mushrooms but that's like a hobby thing.

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I'm just a random guy but my vegan senses were tingling and now I'm here to join the cause of vegan shitposting. And I didn't read the entire thread beause fuck it, too long. First thing, why the hell do you care so much about meat? Its about flavor? Meat tastes like one of two things: greasy amorp...

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Itt: kor responds with a question every time someone replies to him

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not getting baited today no way no sir not me not today

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FantasticFwoosh wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:i hope vegan world bad end happens then ill finally have enough time to be a good admin
What do you prescribe doctor?

lentils

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i hope vegan world bad end happens then ill finally have enough time to be a good admin

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SaveVatznick wrote:Did you know...

most sugar isn't vegan since something something animal bones in processing something?

You would be surprised at how many things contain animal byproducts.

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tofu is p gud tbh

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who was it that made that "things i ate" thread that was a good thread

much better than this thread

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i just want to put out there i dont care what people eat but misinformation really tussles my tail feathers edit: maybe sometime tonight i wont have to fix my own post after i post it who knows its a mystery what part is inaccurate this all happens. videos of any and all of this exist, if industry ...

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Durkel wrote:Speaking of meat, what should I have for dinner today?

I've got two chicken breasts , one pound of hamburger, and a porkchop in my freezer.

hmmm

i would say 2 chicken breasts a 1 pound burger and a side of porkchop but thats just me

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i just want to put out there i dont care what people eat but misinformation really tussles my tail feathers

edit: maybe sometime tonight i wont have to fix my own post after i post it who knows its a mystery

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Grass fed meat is ethical Tfw you have to fill out paperwork and wait for permission from your town to keep sheep behind your house >be cow >born, torn from mother kicking and screaming >get genitals clipped off without anasthetic >get horns burned out of head >get branded/tagged >oh sweet grass >n...

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Grass fed meat is ethical Tfw you have to fill out paperwork and wait for permission from your town to keep sheep behind your house >be cow >born, torn from mother kicking and screaming >get genitals clipped off without anasthetic >get horns burned out of head >get branded/tagged >oh sweet grass >n...

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w/r/t current antags, I've noticed that mining and science seems like they aren't bothering to invest much into mining/upgrades because half the rounds lately are short as fuck with instant Cult shuttle calls, wizard fucking, or war ops. This. Half the time you're better off just grabbing the close...

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The other day I was playing a round where the wiz infiltrated sec as the warden and was slowly converting people to skeletals.

It was tight.

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I see a lot of valid balance concerns. What if instead of it being openly available it was a special purchase high price roboticist traitor item so there could only be one maybe two on station? Also posibrain should be able to get transplanted into humans with a cyborg head. Would be cool. Thanks gu...

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Just as the title says let roboticists put Boris modules into actual bodies in place of a brain.

Thoughts?

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yorii wrote:Put syndicate smokes back in captain's office.

fucking. this.

my character has to smoke midoris now. shameful.

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> Playing sec > Shit goes down, end up having to evac > Sec piles into sec pod > A wild engineer appears! > He got into sec by deconstructing the exterior airlock in the pod bay > Tries to enter pod > HoS: "Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stole...

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we should form a committee to brainstorm new gametypes

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Lizard tail is a thing but we need to add this effect to consuming it

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Arm said he's code it god dammit someone get the sprites.

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What if, and this is a big what if, but what if the base game sans antags was fun. So that when antags are added that threaten things on the station, the crew feel motivated to defend their things rather than roll for the opportunity to break things nobody really cares about losing? Base game is th...

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Anonmare wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:a guy at work got me playing ESO. its k.
I haven't played since the closed beta

It's better but you basically need to subscribe for it to be worth it

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Spoiler:

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Gun Hog wrote:circular spear saw The saw is too large.
energy sword spear Not strong enough when off, too large when on.
throwing hatchet javelin YES!
Supermatter shard spear You madman.

how do we make this happen the community deserves the "X-on-a-stick" update

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why cant we tie knives to rods yet? seems p obvious

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CAN SOMEONE SPRITE THIS ITS SO GOOD

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JStheguy wrote:No, this is the good idea thread now.

SOMEONE RENAME THE THREAD

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CitrusGender wrote:I have no respect for the circle jerk.

Though we have some very good admins at the moment, so I only have high expectations.

yw

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