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>"Changelings count as human because they look human that's why I locked you in" What? No. Just no. I've crushed confirmed changelings with doors and didn't get so much as a bwoink before. That AI is a SHIT player, absolute shit. If you know they are a changeling, the AI is allowed to go ...

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A lot of people tend to mess up treating plasmamen when it comes to most medical ailments that can't be fixed with a patch/spray. With regard to surgery, just do the procedure on a roller bed under a shower! The water will prevent the plasmaman from igniting, meaning that you can operate on them sa...

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a guy at work got me playing ESO. its k.

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stop putting good ideas in this thread everyone stop

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Armhulen wrote:I love your idea itt but it's a freeze so i can't make them cmon now

all of anons ideas are gold why arent we using some of them

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i really think some fresh game modes would be nice

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It makes me sad because anonmare posts all these awesome idea but they'll never come to fruition because they're in a meme thread

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jaxy15 wrote:Mediborg lollipops contain omnizine. Gumballs contain bicaridine and kelotane.

rare jaxy collected

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Add a random event that places a machine in maintenance with no announcement. The first person to get in line of sight of the machine will be muted, confused and compelled to walk towards it, in the same manner as the Mania Motor does. Once they are next to the machine, they will be forced to touch...

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name:eldritch pen. desc:It can write unspeakable abominations, which can break human mind and reality itself. What it does:It can write things on papers without any sanitize. How to obtain:1/1000 chance, that any pen will be this one. name:anomaly field detector. desc:Collects data about anomalous ...

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Profession specific traitor(or not traitor) items: Clown: Waffle cake 7x. Can be loaded into pie cannon. Deals 60 brute to head, when thrown. Soap tile 60 x. Can be placed on floor. Works as permanently lubed floor. Tickle gun. Beam gun, which deals stun(1 s every tick), random movements and laught...

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Brett gud. Fun to admin with. Does a good job handling issues and following up after they're taken care of.

+1

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Serious question, how many times have you been permabanned now?

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>using a rod
>not locking down the ferry when it docked
>not letting ghosts play CC security to thwart a syndi agent

why

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oranges wrote:it would ahve been better for the rhyme if I had said promote him to headmin with great pace.

It took almost a whole year but you got there eventually.

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Im not even mad about that anymore, partially from distance from the game and also i've seen RD's rush to complete mining auxillary bases on other servers. To by breadth of knowledge its only /tg/ that has a moonlighting problem because the meta is based around miners rather than science working ha...

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fun it

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Qbopper wrote:i'm only here to make the unread post notification go away

i'm only here to make this thread unread for qbop again

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BeeSting12 wrote:I had a good laugh at that story. Classic.

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>holidays 2017
>finally have time to sit and PLAY spacemen
>first time basically all year
>late join station a shit
>5 minutes in
>gearing up to start greytide shenanigans
>cutting a hole into engi storage
>progress stops
>sound cuts
>server borked

fml

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>beagle

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Somebody convinced me to play Dark Souls 3 despite never playing any of them. Is fun, not as hard as advertised. I would heavily suggest playing dark souls 1 before 3, many hints and throwbacks to it in 3 that enhance the overall experience. 2 was my first and it's p great as well. I honestly would...

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Somebody convinced me to play Dark Souls 3 despite never playing any of them.

Is fun, not as hard as advertised.

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Add The Dayman and The Nightman as rare chance spawns 1 hour into a round. The Dayman is not a true antagonist but he must defeat The Nightman, while The Nightman is an antagonist who must defeat The Dayman. The Dayman knows light-themed powers and Sleeping Carp while The Nightman knows darkness-th...

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And they said I was crazy for keeping my Christmas hat on all year. WHO'S CRAZY NOW HUH?

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I hope there's punch.

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CosmicScientist wrote:
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No I can't help because I missed most of 2017. Rip.

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either those were some shitty ass players that require bannu, you're being targeted because you're infamous, or you're being targeted for lulz either way, you'll wanna contact an admin for this, that's hippie-nox tier bullshittery ruled as ic issues. I wonder about the context for some of these tha...

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Screemonster wrote:
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I pictured Sierra Madre style holographic security guards that can only operate in range of the projector, but the holograms themselves can't be damaged

fund this etc. etc.

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i normally do mine on halloween and then put them out that night will post pics tho

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IS DELTA NOT DEAD ANYMORE YESSSSSS FUND IT

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DemonFiren wrote:people get mad about that anyway ligga

but it makes it even sweeter.

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i play a cat because it makes people mad when they get the robusto

is bretty gud

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"M'lady."

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sprint toward the glow screaming FUCK YOU LONG ASS HALLWAAAAAAAAAAY

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check inventory

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pick up the caterpillar and wear it to form a unibrow

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Qbopper wrote:why's the atmos tag so high?

literally an atmos simulator

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i mostly dick around on the holopads

holopad updoot was clutch in the AI meta

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CPTANT wrote:It also dissuades touching anything that might be even remotely considered controversial.

example please?

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but i can upgrade it from a kick (mute was not working) to a rule 6 ban if you're unhappy with the kick Is there not a rule against threatening to ban people for complaining? I think a headmin needs to talk to Pax about this, this is unacceptable and outright corrupt. No he's making the point that ...

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lntigracy wrote:Oh I almost forgot about this overreaction

wtf when did this get into the salt reserves

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wiggle back to the caterpillar in response

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but i can upgrade it from a kick (mute was not working) to a rule 6 ban if you're unhappy with the kick Is there not a rule against threatening to ban people for complaining? I think a headmin needs to talk to Pax about this, this is unacceptable and outright corrupt. No he's making the point that ...

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captain sawrge wrote:
Qbopper wrote:my fucking math teacher has given us a quiz literally ever day so far it's the third fucking class holy GOD WHY ARE YOUL IKE THIS

i'll ask for admong when i can actually figure out how to balance schoolwork, real life socializing(!) and vibo gebs
lol

[youtube]Ub3XYDcMdhY[/youtube]

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Add a pair of sunglasses that make you see everything in greyscale and force you to see command and security staff as aliens and posters as authoritarian propaganda (more so than usual) Can rarely be found in maintenance, in space or in Lavaland this is actually really easy to do. F :capid: U :capi...

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This, why not make the mine be able to talk if you remove the clumsyness from a clown. They can already talk if they use the break the vow button. They used to be valid salid if they did it, but not anymore for whatever reason. talking mimes should be valid whats the point of choosing the job if yo...

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Anonmare wrote:-snip-

Maint methlabs when.

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Pickpocketing something from somebody's pocket should put it straight into your hands, unless they're occupied. You should also be able to set someone's suit sensors through the strip system F U N D I T U :capid: :capid: I N :capid: :capid: D D :capid: :capid: N I :capid: :capid: U T :capid: :capid...

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Solar arrays inside of garden pods? WE DRUIDSTATION NOW.

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