/tg/Station 13

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:Spriters get to work!

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iamgoofball wrote:Shitposts aside that card game framework got added
We could use that to implement this in game.

Maybe make 'booster pax' that contain 4 standard cards and a "rare" you can buy out of vendors and find in maint?

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stoovan wrote: Look at lifeweb

Ugh, I'd really rather not.

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Lazengann wrote:Make it so the only way to call the shuttle is from a remote that spawns in a random crewmember's pocket

oh my god

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Deitus wrote:
MrStonedOne wrote:That feel when you backpedal so hard you blank out your post so the host has to revert that and lock edits
POST WHAT HE EDITED IT TO FAM

he really just edited it to a blank post

0 finesse low effort meme

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Nilons wrote:>tfw you will never be this anally aggravated or cheek chapped

It brings a tear to my eye

pooper pickled

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Seriously why the sweet christ would you attempt to strike up a conversation with someone who left in a huff literally six fucking months ago? Do you think he is going to read your post and respond to it? Do you think he still reads these forums? I mean he does. You can see when they last visited i...

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>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you >Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them >be traitor chaplain >captain requests i report to bridge immediately >oh shit >gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible >go i...

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Armhulen wrote:like clockwork, until it's removed.

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If you're gonna try to make sec work with you as an antagonist traitor or IAA, have some decency and try to make a deal BEFORE you get caught. And if you're a mime and you break the oath to try and save your ass, please, don't. I have a story about this. >Be sec >Rolled cargo in deltameme nice >Doi...

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Make it look like a farm. Give it AstroTurf.

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I thought you did get a colony wide debuff for removing organs? I thought so, but I thought it was just for the harvester. Maybe it changed for a17? I know they have mods for it in a16. Protip: Strip wounded prisoners/raiders before killing them and you won't get the debuff for your crew wearing &q...

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Oh shit nice. Is it even worth it trying to recruit raiders after beating the shit out of them? How do I manage eggs? I think my turkey is on 89% fertilization Is it possible to use mods in a pirated version? Depends on the raider and depends on how high your highest social skills is. Otherwise you...

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No amount of gitting gud allows you to both guard the deconverts and also dunk the other cultists-- you can't be in two places at once you mongoloid. I mean realistically there should be some sort of department that works together to handle threats like this in a manner befitting the situation. Som...

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HAPPENED THE SAME DAY: >cult round >shitton of constructs >manage to kite a jugg in sec with a welder, almost have it down >warden runs nearby and rapid fire shoots his taser at the jugg >hits me >jugg kills me while stunned then goes on to kill warden IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKIN...

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No amount of gitting gud allows you to both guard the deconverts and also dunk the other cultists-- you can't be in two places at once you mongoloid. I mean realistically there should be some sort of department that works together to handle threats like this in a manner befitting the situation. Som...

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Deitus wrote:IS TODAY JUST LITERAL RETARD SEC DAY OR FUCKING WHAT JESUS CHRIST

...where exactly do you think we are?

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Alipheese wrote: A good hospital will significantly help your colony even if it's just 1 bed.

This is the realest fucking shit in this thread.

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Oh boy it's a ShadyDamemeto thread. Sign me up! Also I've seen competent sec and chaplains crush cults entirely via the deconvert train. It's done way more often than people think. And frankly it is a better way to handle it in the long run since dank murder just populates either cult's ghost roles ...

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I know how to set up basic stuff but I'm scared of setting up electronics. Any advice or general know how before I start doing that shit? Avoiding the battery problem is simple, build battery houses that you keep detached from you settlement. Keep them far enough away so when they explode violently...

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plz stop bullying people rem ur too mean

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cedarbridge wrote:Ban Pork from the ideas forum.

THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS CEDAR AND WHAT MY HEART WANTS IS TO MAIL 100ML JUGS OF METH ALL OVER THE STATION

WHY WONT YOU LET ME HAVE THIS

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Nilons wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:can i be a card
>Card begging

Smh

jokes on you thats my card ability

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can i be a card

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Weekly "You should just remove genetics and put chemlab there with dual med/sci access and just have taggers and boxes to deliver chems. Also add 100ml jugs you can make using chemmaster" post. Just gonna put this here and get it out of the way for the week. See you in 7 days. Whoops I fo...

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Banned me once plz deadmin kthx

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Sligneris wrote:Godsring and Aran both appear to be horrible, so I really don't know who should I cheer for here.

Nobody wins.

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Sligneris wrote:Godsring and Aran both appear to be horrible, so I really don't know who should I cheer for here.

Nobody wins.

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To be fair, I think we all want to stab bandit sometimes. Also, people who assume any bolted or shocked door equals AI rogue. Even one that's obviously got its maintenance panel undone and is in the middle of nowhere station layout-wise. I did this as traitor once to convince get the AI raided. It ...

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i switched on the station's self-destruct to end a three-hour extended round when the ahelps about a chat bug (due to a test merge) became too much but ultimately didn't blow it because i wanted everyone to blindly stumble into my deathtrap on centcomm fuck you guys a three-hour extended round what...

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Wew laddies. Btfo.

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Wew laddies. Btfo.

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cedarbridge wrote:
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oranges wrote:weekly response: no
How about just the jugs and a tagger for chemlab?
I tried doing the taggers thing but apparently I'm shit at fixing map conflicts.

Maybe they chemist could have them with their starting equip to avoid having to do map hijinx?

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Qbopper wrote:I TC traded someone a speedwagon against logic, common sense, and my better judgement, hoping they would do something beyond "drive in the halls murderboning"

(they did not)

it doesnt help the speedwagon is fucking xbawx hyuge

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oranges wrote:weekly response: no

How about just the jugs and a tagger for chemlab?

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Weekly "You should just remove genetics and put chemlab there with dual med/sci access and just have taggers and boxes to deliver chems. Also add 100ml jugs you can make using chemmaster" post. Just gonna put this here and get it out of the way for the week. See you in 7 days. Whoops I fo...

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the only constructive thing that has come from this thread really has been the lack of one-shot flintlock pistols in this game, shiny cuirasses and helmets being mentioned Honestly, I'm surprised we dont have these. We don't because we already have single shot sawed off shotguns that do the same th...

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imblyings wrote:the only constructive thing that has come from this thread really has been the lack of one-shot flintlock pistols in this game, shiny cuirasses and helmets being mentioned

Honestly, I'm surprised we dont have these.

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kevinz000 wrote:if i get freeze bypass for this i'll make a pr putting on a delay before you can grab onto a human for now.
if people on TOP are getting hit by projectiles instead of the person on the bottom that's a bug so go report it.

DONT GIVE IN KEV

JUST TELL THEM TO GET GOOD

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>all this talk about stunning the borg
>not the obvious solution of buying combat shotties, flashbangs, and an ATV crate
>OR buy stuff to make 2 Raveshields

its like you guys dont even into cargo like cmon thats like day 1 stuff

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Remie Richards wrote:it is not kill.

yessss

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I like them. Give them the min.

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MY MAN. +1

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is this project kill

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Qbopper wrote:are we gonna go in circles on this

...You do realize where we are, right?

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ITT: People hating a simple change to prevent megafauna from spawning inside of the mining base at round start because ???? Like seriously, why? It never spawns inside of the mining base ever are you stupid or just merely pretending (you) because ???? I can understand disagreeing with peoples viewp...

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oranges wrote:ebow/esword was a very bad combo though

the esword doesnt matter all that much when you can literally use a screwdriver because lolebowmemes

lets just do the thing

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Buff stun duration, nerf projectile regen to prevent stunlock (on multiple people I mean), let it be purchasable with esword again so the lizards can get their murderboner to a half-chub.

Is this good?

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ITT: People hating a simple change to prevent megafauna from spawning inside of the mining base at round start because ????

Like seriously, why?

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oranges wrote:right in the middle of the freeze the absolute madman

he fought the box ghost and you expect him to abide some chilly code?

pssssh

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