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>Not just luring megafauna into their nest Get good Just means I have to deal with the fauna myself after to loot the place and it doesn't teach the same lesson as throwing them individually into the lava next to their eggs. >not cutting their brains out with their own spears to deliver to robo shi...

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Jumped in several times when ive been handling ahelps and had to go. Good guy. Does fun events.

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hes a good boy

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so are we fixing the ebow to be less of a piece of shit or no

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>Not just luring megafauna into their nest Get good Just means I have to deal with the fauna myself after to loot the place and it doesn't teach the same lesson as throwing them individually into the lava next to their eggs. >not cutting their brains out with their own spears to deliver to robo shi...

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Qbopper wrote:https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/25820

We've drifted off topic but I made a PR addressing the above

It's about time tbh.

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ExcessiveCobblestone wrote:People sure do love their dangerous engines until the dangerous part actually comes to play...

If CE and QM team up nobody has to get ate by murderengines.

#freesolars

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danno is right shadow is le meme

plz fix bad item

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I like how the characters complained of you trying to get natural gas, what not only would get the colony an important advantage at surviving, and also avoid a violent conflict with exiles, but eh, muh ecologism, In an irradiated hellhole that only supports a few plants and hostile bugs . Quality w...

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People who run around in gas masks for no reason. You might as well print a big sign on your head that says "I rolled antag, dunk me." One time I put on a gas mask and used a chameleon ID and a mirror to disguise myself as Zoey Webb and performed a couple of murders. It was faaaaaaaaaaant...

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oranges wrote:[youtube]7KWkao73HuU[/youtube]

pfffffffffffft

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danno wrote:lol, gay?

yeah tbh i shouldnt drink and post

heck me

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I feel so loved. Thank you everyone. Even if I don't get fullminned it was still super fun memeing with all of you cool cats.

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DemonFiren wrote:That's what you get for your negative attitude towards the reptilian conspiracy.
It's not too late to join us.

Just goes to show when you see a ligger, pull the trigger.

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Doctor Pork wrote:Weekly "You should just remove genetics and put chemlab there with dual med/sci access and just have taggers and boxes to deliver chems. Also add 100ml jugs you can make using chemmaster" post.

Just gonna put this here and get it out of the way for the week. See you in 7 days.

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Anonmare wrote:What about being able to use an airlock painter on a canvas to make a picture of an airlock and then being able to hang the canvas on a wall?

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I like bombs. More fun than desword murderbone.

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IcePacks wrote:there was that time in the bus when he and sweaterkittens screeched at me because i didn't like kitten's idea and neither of them could engage me with anything but profanity but that doesn't reflect any player-admin interactions per se

lol ok you can remember it however you like I guess

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Togopal wrote:With enough bluespace technology, the Research and Development team can make prototype paintings, that you can jump into to travel across time and space to get to an area you want on a different z-level. Teleporters are a thing of the past!

Better yet, make it a wizard spell.

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Weekly "You should just remove genetics and put chemlab there with dual med/sci access and just have taggers and boxes to deliver chems. Also add 100ml jugs you can make using chemmaster" post.

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confused rock wrote:the borg was played by jarek tho

this story is so depressing seriously you have no idea how it felt

thats because im not a lizard

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captain sawrge wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:do i need to play the first one to get it
no, this one takes place 10,000 years after the first and is like 99% its own self contained story
does it have waifu booty
see topic

im in

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captain sawrge wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:do i need to play the first one to get it
no, this one takes place 10,000 years after the first and is like 99% its own self contained story

does it have waifu booty

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do i need to play the first one to get it

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confused rock wrote:I don't think you get it fam you just got btfo

its impossible for a ligger to btfo a human tbh

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Fiz Bump wrote:He's a good boy. Promote.
Come back to late night Sybil bby.

I miss you too fam. Being back on my work schedule sucks.

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Doesn't meet his ban quotas.
TehSteveo's sleeper agent in adminbus.
Doesn't actually have his doctorate.

Deadmin.

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Defeated the box ghost.

Admin now.

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>Lizards who only ever murderbone are the main proponents of desword "being fine"

hmmmmmm

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Deadmin now. Too much fun. Too nice.

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Qbopper wrote:
Reece wrote:
confused rock wrote:snip
I'd have murdered you the second time you walked into the bridge.

>act a shit
>try to ahelp when you get killed

this is why bran respects was closed.

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Poor sense of humor. Also all that other shit people say he did.

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D&B wrote:Maybe it should make the user explode and cause strong brute damage to those in a two tile radius.

My question is, what happens if you inject a monkey with this?

It offers up the monkey to ghosts with the objective to go bananas on the crew.

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it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms Have you ever late...

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Genetics is half science, who gets the custody case if the RD suddenly wants to turn geneticists into science staff and gets in a raging arguement with the MD who wants the geneticists to be medical staff. if you get rid of genetics and make the chemlab an overlapping access area with sci problem s...

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heck those people

HECK THEM RIGHT IN THEIR HECKIN BUTTS

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Remove genetics, turn chem into a separate (secure) room in the back of medbay, buff chemmaster containers to make jugs (100cc containers), Remove genetics. Did I mention remove genetics? Edit: ACTUALLY TURN GENETICS INTO CHEMLAB AND GIVE THEM BOXES AND A DESTINATION TAGGER EZPZ PHARMACEUTICAL DELIV...

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Remie Richards wrote:Expect delays, I've just about lost all my goodwill for the SS13 community.

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I cut meat. Beef specifically.

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>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you >Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them >be traitor chaplain >captain requests i report to bridge immediately >oh shit >gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible >go i...

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Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately. Related peeve "Its admin spawned so its valid." quote tree meme but seriously holy shit me and doctor pork did a stupid gimmick where we built up tension, it was spooky, etc. and then it was actually ...

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PKPenguin321 wrote:after this is done I want to try to code grappling hooks you can throw up or down holes to climb them

Stepladders.
Tablecrafted cable harnesses with a x% chance of failure and you breaking all your bones.
Jetpacks should be able to drop down/go up zlevels so ops can tactical breach.

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>finally a use for reinforced floors
>rcd buff

its time

ITS TIME

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Tackled the can of worms that is silicon policy and emerged unscathed.

Great guy, cool to admin with, generally nice when dealing with ahelps. +1.

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porting things when

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InsaneHyena wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:ha. is this about the round last night?

because i was the QM, sorry mining and I got shit done
No, this is about every round with war ops. War ops always lose. They are outnumbered and outgeared.

i mean yeah, thats the tradeoff

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ha. is this about the round last night?

because i was the QM, sorry mining and I got shit done

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>extended >admins spawn zombies because of course >they immediately die >they send in a shuttle full of naked people and give players control over them >i am one >grab a skateboard and scoot around like a pro >hos walks up and tases me >uh what did i do fam? >he asks me if im one of the people cent...

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XDTM wrote:bandit, just visit the page adding ?action=purge to the url, so it flushes the cache.

Doctor Pork, is Darkest Dungeon ok?

Yep add me on steam.

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Kewl lad. Really nice, enjoyable to admin with.

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