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by Doctor Pork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:07 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Make megafauna spawns have a minimum distance
Replies: 82
Views: 17616

Re: Make megafauna spawns have a minimum distance

>Not just luring megafauna into their nest Get good Just means I have to deal with the fauna myself after to loot the place and it doesn't teach the same lesson as throwing them individually into the lava next to their eggs. >not cutting their brains out with their own spears to deliver to robo shi...
by Doctor Pork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:05 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Feemjmeem
Replies: 22
Views: 6859

Re: Feemjmeem

Jumped in several times when ive been handling ahelps and had to go. Good guy. Does fun events.
by Doctor Pork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:01 pm
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No Longer Admin] Qbopper
Replies: 65
Views: 25409

Re: Qbopper

hes a good boy
by Doctor Pork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:56 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Da Ebow
Replies: 193
Views: 37607

Re: Da Ebow

so are we fixing the ebow to be less of a piece of shit or no
by Doctor Pork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:56 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Make megafauna spawns have a minimum distance
Replies: 82
Views: 17616

Re: Make megafauna spawns have a minimum distance

>Not just luring megafauna into their nest Get good Just means I have to deal with the fauna myself after to loot the place and it doesn't teach the same lesson as throwing them individually into the lava next to their eggs. >not cutting their brains out with their own spears to deliver to robo shi...
by Doctor Pork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 8:50 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: The supermatter is pointless when solars exist
Replies: 41
Views: 9874

Re: The supermatter is pointless when solars exist

Qbopper wrote:https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/25820

We've drifted off topic but I made a PR addressing the above
It's about time tbh.
by Doctor Pork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:08 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: The supermatter is pointless when solars exist
Replies: 41
Views: 9874

Re: The supermatter is pointless when solars exist

ExcessiveCobblestone wrote:People sure do love their dangerous engines until the dangerous part actually comes to play...
If CE and QM team up nobody has to get ate by murderengines.

#freesolars
by Doctor Pork
Sun Apr 02, 2017 1:01 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Da Ebow
Replies: 193
Views: 37607

Re: Da Ebow

danno is right shadow is le meme

plz fix bad item
by Doctor Pork
Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:43 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Replies: 560
Views: 131400

Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)

I like how the characters complained of you trying to get natural gas, what not only would get the colony an important advantage at surviving, and also avoid a violent conflict with exiles, but eh, muh ecologism, In an irradiated hellhole that only supports a few plants and hostile bugs . Quality w...
by Doctor Pork
Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 632915

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

People who run around in gas masks for no reason. You might as well print a big sign on your head that says "I rolled antag, dunk me." One time I put on a gas mask and used a chameleon ID and a mirror to disguise myself as Zoey Webb and performed a couple of murders. It was faaaaaaaaaaant...
by Doctor Pork
Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:34 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)
Replies: 560
Views: 131400

Re: Women's studies majors make a video game (Mass Effect 4)

oranges wrote:[youtube]7KWkao73HuU[/youtube]
pfffffffffffft
by Doctor Pork
Wed Mar 29, 2017 12:02 am
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork
Replies: 24
Views: 5827

Re: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork

danno wrote:lol, gay?
yeah tbh i shouldnt drink and post

heck me
by Doctor Pork
Tue Mar 28, 2017 10:14 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork
Replies: 24
Views: 5827

Re: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork

I feel so loved. Thank you everyone. Even if I don't get fullminned it was still super fun memeing with all of you cool cats.
by Doctor Pork
Tue Mar 28, 2017 8:54 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 862805

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

DemonFiren wrote:That's what you get for your negative attitude towards the reptilian conspiracy.
It's not too late to join us.
Just goes to show when you see a ligger, pull the trigger. :honk:
by Doctor Pork
Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:31 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Merge doctors and chemists
Replies: 103
Views: 21130

Re: Merge doctors and chemists

Doctor Pork wrote:Weekly "You should just remove genetics and put chemlab there with dual med/sci access and just have taggers and boxes to deliver chems. Also add 100ml jugs you can make using chemmaster" post.
Just gonna put this here and get it out of the way for the week. See you in 7 days.
by Doctor Pork
Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:27 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3941
Views: 1079909

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Anonmare wrote:What about being able to use an airlock painter on a canvas to make a picture of an airlock and then being able to hang the canvas on a wall?
by Doctor Pork
Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:30 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Toxins Bombs
Replies: 52
Views: 11803

Re: Toxins Bombs

I like bombs. More fun than desword murderbone.
by Doctor Pork
Sun Mar 26, 2017 6:47 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork
Replies: 24
Views: 5827

Re: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork

IcePacks wrote:there was that time in the bus when he and sweaterkittens screeched at me because i didn't like kitten's idea and neither of them could engage me with anything but profanity but that doesn't reflect any player-admin interactions per se
lol ok you can remember it however you like I guess
by Doctor Pork
Sat Mar 25, 2017 12:26 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Replies: 3941
Views: 1079909

Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id

Togopal wrote:With enough bluespace technology, the Research and Development team can make prototype paintings, that you can jump into to travel across time and space to get to an area you want on a different z-level. Teleporters are a thing of the past!
Better yet, make it a wizard spell.
by Doctor Pork
Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:22 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Merge doctors and chemists
Replies: 103
Views: 21130

Re: Merge doctors and chemists

Weekly "You should just remove genetics and put chemlab there with dual med/sci access and just have taggers and boxes to deliver chems. Also add 100ml jugs you can make using chemmaster" post.
by Doctor Pork
Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:19 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 862805

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

confused rock wrote:the borg was played by jarek tho

this story is so depressing seriously you have no idea how it felt
thats because im not a lizard
by Doctor Pork
Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:05 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Japanese Man Builds Perfect Sex Machine
Replies: 39
Views: 8789

Re: Japanese Man Builds Perfect Sex Machine

captain sawrge wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:
captain sawrge wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:do i need to play the first one to get it
no, this one takes place 10,000 years after the first and is like 99% its own self contained story
does it have waifu booty
see topic
im in
by Doctor Pork
Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:57 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Japanese Man Builds Perfect Sex Machine
Replies: 39
Views: 8789

Re: Japanese Man Builds Perfect Sex Machine

captain sawrge wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:do i need to play the first one to get it
no, this one takes place 10,000 years after the first and is like 99% its own self contained story
does it have waifu booty
by Doctor Pork
Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:51 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Japanese Man Builds Perfect Sex Machine
Replies: 39
Views: 8789

Re: Japanese Man Builds Perfect Sex Machine

do i need to play the first one to get it
by Doctor Pork
Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:37 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 862805

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

confused rock wrote:I don't think you get it fam you just got btfo
its impossible for a ligger to btfo a human tbh
by Doctor Pork
Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:04 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork
Replies: 24
Views: 5827

Re: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork

Fiz Bump wrote:He's a good boy. Promote.
Come back to late night Sybil bby.
I miss you too fam. Being back on my work schedule sucks. :(
by Doctor Pork
Wed Mar 22, 2017 10:37 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork
Replies: 24
Views: 5827

Re: Trialmin Review: Doctor Pork

Doesn't meet his ban quotas.
TehSteveo's sleeper agent in adminbus.
Doesn't actually have his doctorate.

Deadmin.
by Doctor Pork
Wed Mar 22, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Qbopper
Replies: 29
Views: 6154

Re: Trialmin Review: Qbopper

Defeated the box ghost.

Admin now.
by Doctor Pork
Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 862805

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>Lizards who only ever murderbone are the main proponents of desword "being fine"

hmmmmmm
by Doctor Pork
Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Lollerderby
Replies: 17
Views: 2988

Re: Trialmin Review: Lollerderby

Deadmin now. Too much fun. Too nice.
by Doctor Pork
Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 862805

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Qbopper wrote:
Reece wrote:
confused rock wrote:snip
I'd have murdered you the second time you walked into the bridge.
>act a shit
>try to ahelp when you get killed

this is why bran respects was closed.
by Doctor Pork
Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:32 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Sawrge
Replies: 120
Views: 27951

Re: Trialmin Review: Sawrge

Poor sense of humor. Also all that other shit people say he did.
by Doctor Pork
Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:54 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Overload: The new chemical to blow your socks off.
Replies: 13
Views: 3652

Re: Overload: The new chemical to blow your socks off.

D&B wrote:Maybe it should make the user explode and cause strong brute damage to those in a two tile radius.

My question is, what happens if you inject a monkey with this?
It offers up the monkey to ghosts with the objective to go bananas on the crew.
by Doctor Pork
Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:06 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 632915

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

it's commonly accepted among smart people that the shittier the station looks, the shittier the crew becomes mushrooms in the halls is a sign that the station is a free for all and the shuttle will be called in an amount of time that directly correlates to the number of mushrooms Have you ever late...
by Doctor Pork
Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:29 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Merge doctors and chemists
Replies: 103
Views: 21130

Re: Merge doctors and chemists

Genetics is half science, who gets the custody case if the RD suddenly wants to turn geneticists into science staff and gets in a raging arguement with the MD who wants the geneticists to be medical staff. if you get rid of genetics and make the chemlab an overlapping access area with sci problem s...
by Doctor Pork
Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:16 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: spooky russian codebase
Replies: 261
Views: 70821

Re: spooky russian codebase

heck those people

HECK THEM RIGHT IN THEIR HECKIN BUTTS
by Doctor Pork
Tue Mar 14, 2017 5:13 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Merge doctors and chemists
Replies: 103
Views: 21130

Re: Merge doctors and chemists

Remove genetics, turn chem into a separate (secure) room in the back of medbay, buff chemmaster containers to make jugs (100cc containers), Remove genetics. Did I mention remove genetics? Edit: ACTUALLY TURN GENETICS INTO CHEMLAB AND GIVE THEM BOXES AND A DESTINATION TAGGER EZPZ PHARMACEUTICAL DELIV...
by Doctor Pork
Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: spooky russian codebase
Replies: 261
Views: 70821

Re: spooky russian codebase

Remie Richards wrote:Expect delays, I've just about lost all my goodwill for the SS13 community.
:honkman: :revolver:
by Doctor Pork
Sat Mar 11, 2017 2:19 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What are you doing (or not doing) at work?
Replies: 90
Views: 22341

Re: What are you doing (or not doing) at work?

I cut meat. Beef specifically.
by Doctor Pork
Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:27 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Things that bring you joy
Replies: 224
Views: 59438

Re: Things that bring you joy

>tfw you're an antag and some fool tries to step up to you >Feel content in the knowledge you're in the clear to exercise your girff license to kill them >be traitor chaplain >captain requests i report to bridge immediately >oh shit >gives secret mission to disrupt science as much as possible >go i...
by Doctor Pork
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:33 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2282
Views: 632915

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Setting up an admin event or an assistant gimmick and then having it bombed immediately. Related peeve "Its admin spawned so its valid." quote tree meme but seriously holy shit me and doctor pork did a stupid gimmick where we built up tension, it was spooky, etc. and then it was actually ...
by Doctor Pork
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:29 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: spooky russian codebase
Replies: 261
Views: 70821

Re: spooky russian codebase

PKPenguin321 wrote:after this is done I want to try to code grappling hooks you can throw up or down holes to climb them
Stepladders.
Tablecrafted cable harnesses with a x% chance of failure and you breaking all your bones.
Jetpacks should be able to drop down/go up zlevels so ops can tactical breach.
by Doctor Pork
Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:01 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: spooky russian codebase
Replies: 261
Views: 70821

Re: spooky russian codebase

>finally a use for reinforced floors
>rcd buff

its time

ITS TIME
by Doctor Pork
Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:58 pm
Forum: Town Hall
Topic: Trialmin Review: Sweaterkittens
Replies: 43
Views: 10131

Re: Trialmin Review: Sweaterkittens

Tackled the can of worms that is silicon policy and emerged unscathed.

Great guy, cool to admin with, generally nice when dealing with ahelps. +1.
by Doctor Pork
Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:35 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: spooky russian codebase
Replies: 261
Views: 70821

Re: spooky russian codebase

porting things when
by Doctor Pork
Tue Feb 28, 2017 3:19 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: War ops is entirely pointless when shotguns exist
Replies: 58
Views: 11585

Re: War ops is entirely pointless when shotguns exist

InsaneHyena wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:ha. is this about the round last night?

because i was the QM, sorry mining and I got shit done
No, this is about every round with war ops. War ops always lose. They are outnumbered and outgeared.
i mean yeah, thats the tradeoff
by Doctor Pork
Tue Feb 28, 2017 2:56 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: War ops is entirely pointless when shotguns exist
Replies: 58
Views: 11585

Re: War ops is entirely pointless when shotguns exist

ha. is this about the round last night?

because i was the QM, sorry mining and I got shit done
by Doctor Pork
Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:55 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 862805

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>extended >admins spawn zombies because of course >they immediately die >they send in a shuttle full of naked people and give players control over them >i am one >grab a skateboard and scoot around like a pro >hos walks up and tases me >uh what did i do fam? >he asks me if im one of the people cent...
by Doctor Pork
Mon Feb 27, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: THE SECOND "ANNUAL" WIKI DRIVE: OVER: FULL LEADERBOARD
Replies: 79
Views: 20097

Re: THE SECOND "ANNUAL" WIKI DRIVE: OVER: FULL LEADERBOARD

XDTM wrote:bandit, just visit the page adding ?action=purge to the url, so it flushes the cache.

Doctor Pork, is Darkest Dungeon ok?
Yep add me on steam.
by Doctor Pork
Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:37 am
Forum: Former Admins
Topic: [No longer an admin]Sweaterkittens
Replies: 51
Views: 17039

Re: Sweaterkittens

Kewl lad. Really nice, enjoyable to admin with.