/tg/Station 13

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port goon cowboy boots and cowboy hat when

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We did it guys.

The truth is out there. Transparent as fucking cling wrap. I love it.

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>Goof literally on a virtue signal crusade to witch hunt people about anime tiddies You know at first I was indifferent to what happened to Goof but now at least Tonto's jabs makes a lot more sense. That's pretty fucked up. Is it gonna be one of these things where we all get mad for not having the ...

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Wait is there not a statement yet what's happening I just got out of work
Also congratz goof welcome back.

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Karp wrote:
iamgoofball wrote:
wraith king is a better hero than skeleton king ever was

Sorry but how fucking dare you?

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Like all disputes, this must be settled amongst the sands of the gladitorial ring with a game of Uno to determine goof's fate. Who nominates themselves for high stakes and digg tier rewards. people always said i was a crazy person for settling disputes with uno games now i know they were right beca...

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Timbrewolf wrote:We accept this offering and push open the door to the hall of shit, bidding you entrance.

nice

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Timbrewolf wrote:
Doctor Pork wrote:is this the spicy goof thread can i post here
post furries or get the fuck out

i found this one can i stay boss

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is this the spicy goof thread can i post here

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New New chairs are pretty comfy

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mysteryman sideburns wrote:yeah probably

Nice.

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Is the orm going to be inside cargo?

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they look lik bigass dongs

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Super excited for this

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D&B wrote:I don't like Hippie

Fair enough. Nice ban title btw. Good luck.

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Can I ask you why you want to come back? I'm not a headmin, but I am curious since you've been playing on hippie.

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Only real deal cargo deliver minerals via the mail system.

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I like this.

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I think a better idea than creating a new job would be to move the mailman uniform to the cargodrobe that way you don't have to use coins to get it and can RP being a happy go lucky mail delivery person to your hearts content.

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it was the best science update and i was so glad to see it when i came back

donut do this

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what happens if you put a boh into a boh inside the tear

edit: nothing

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a long time ago i deleted the Space Station 13 graphic during lobby and then deleted the floor out of the little room because i didnt know why it was there then i watched in shame as everyone spawned in on top of a space tile before being sent to their start positions they all started with a small a...

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i looked at this thread and the tv in the background immediately started talking about ancient Egyptian salt mines

coincidence? you decide. flak is p awesome though.

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Literally trained me to admin. Super great guy who does lots of fun event and has cool ideas for trades and such.

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Gave me some good advice. Really nice guy.

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High in vitamin C. Important part of a balanced adminbus.

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oranges wrote:great guy

How fucking dare you.

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will there be valet parking?

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Replace MMIs and Posibrains with hamster wheels. To make new borgs Robotics must capture a mouse from main, bring it back to their lab and do surgery to install a computer chip or something into their brain to make them sentient. When ever a borg is destroyed the hatch opens up and the player then ...

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Zoe Ramos. Quartermaster.

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cursed stomach: lets you use your own stomach as storage equivalent to a dufflebag but you have to click a button for it constantly or you puke and all your stuff goes flying everywhere

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Build-able ramps that you can jump vehicles off of that make you considered "airborne" for several tiles so you could jump over things like, holes in space, acid, other people, and lava. Different materials could change your jump distance too: Wood: One space Metal: Two space Glass: You cr...

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EvilJackCarver wrote:
barbedwireqtip wrote:a bullet that shoots guns
You would be surprised by how simple this would be to make

You'd just need to sprite a gun like a bullet and vice versa, then make a new ammo type that uses the gun sprite

honestly you could do this as an admin

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Wyzack wrote:I don't really understand, why do they make you pay real money to play one of the game modes

and thats why i stopped playing tf2

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Yelled at me once because he thought I adminbuse'd. Not afraid of confrontation. Runs nice events. Good sense of humor. Seriously a great admin.

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Lot of fun, good admin, cares about the community.

They're super nice too. Like really really really nice. You will not find a friendlier admin.

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Literally no one uses these anymore, they're basically removed from existance. That's more because guns were moved to the sec only protolathe and nobody ever actually sets it up to print guns This made cargosec the tightest fucking sec job tbqh since you have access to the ORM on all maps, there ha...

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Denton wrote:
Mark9013100 wrote:So why do Bagil and Terry have Delta in rotation but not Sybil?
Configs are scheduled to be unified around early 2060

Sybil Snakes rule.

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ATVs wil only be acceptable if we can mount weapons on them tbh and as role-restricted traitor item, a cloaking device that everyone will complain about but no one will remove I think there's already some way, I've seen one with a honkmother turret on it before but it might have been adminspawned Y...

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can i bump this? im bumping this

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Great guy, keeps those real sybil hours.

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Likes memes, has good taste in "how much is too much".

+1

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dennyb plz respond

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PKPenguin321 wrote:I've been had by yet another tg boondoggle

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Luke Cox wrote:Speaking of this "biker gang" kit, what the fuck is with this faggy ATV shit? I demand a real chopper.

Honestly that would be pretty tight.

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Make space law books have a high damage and chance to embed when thrown but only if thrown by a member of security.

THROW THE BOOK AT EM.

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They're a really neat vehicle thats super useful for cargo techs, bitchin to ride around in, awesome for miners, really fun on big stations (delta), and probably my favorite orderable thing in the catalog. They can provide exciting transportation without introducing issues like crashing or running p...

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Can we reenable the family heirloom trait? I know moodlets are out right now but I really liked my "Ramos family space law" it was super cool to have and moodlets got disabled before I had a chance to smack a criminal with it.

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>find thead in active thread
>oh cool i like hockey
>see bitchin knights hoodie
>its from a year ago
>check their merch shop
>its from a year ago
>gone

Why do I even FUCKING bother? Although most of their merch is really nice.

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but what about when you are promoted? you have to think far into the future dont tell me it's an if, anyone who's made trialmin will nearly always be promoted and demotion to trial is just a formality. BeeSting thats literally 3 months from now who knows what anyone will be like by then. maybe the ...

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