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confused rock wrote:Not sure if overseer comes back tho.
Just make sure you buy the lamps from the actual merchant, theres plenty of pearls at the moon facility

he does come back.

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SJ212 wrote:ay

dude

you look like the guy from the first robocop movie in the first picture what the fuck

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wow man who needs tv when you have this to watch

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wow man who needs tv when you have this to watch

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I'm going to lockdown the teleporter room in future. isnt that metagaming real fucking shitty to do. no no its same as locking down armoury or ai upload or secure tech storage or captains office also ic reason; I'm using tracking implants, please lock down teleporter to avoid unwanted teleporting i...

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J_Madison wrote: I'm going to lockdown the teleporter room in future.

ahem

isnt that metagaming and even if it's not that's real fucking shitty to do.

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so what about this game the main character is a stereotypical white male and his name is BLAKE who saw that one coming, and the HE KNEW A GIRL THAT KILLED HERSELF is so fucking cliche also the priest in his nightmares only diddled his little girl friend but the priest didnt want to fuck a little boy...

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iamgoofball wrote:the entire concept of the bike is Pokemon memes

There's two well hidden Easter eggs too.

ONE OF THEM IS THAT IF IT GETS FRIED WITH TESLA IT ACTUALLY BECOMES FRIED AND THE DESCRIPTION WILL BE A FUNNY MEM "DAMN WASTE BIG SMOKE"

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FantasticFwoosh wrote: maybe introduce her to another lizard

wags is a man

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Atlanta-Ned wrote:

why would they be salt that escape pods exist?

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CPTANT wrote:hehe I only just read this.

I wonder how people become such incredible cucks?

they take lessons from you

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CosmicScientist wrote:The one I used there. Rawr. waggles his little stego arms

you're "rawr"? fuck man i remember you.

i had something the xenomorph as a username, dont really remember.

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It was fun. I don't think I got all the endings though. I remember people passed around the codes for unlocking all the hats and skins even if the devs put code checks in to remove them from in game communication. One person had the account name . and pretended to be other people by changing their ...

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does anyone remember this game i used to play it 2008 to 2009 and boy it was amazing, the community there made up for my lack of social interaction and began my descent into autism. it's a memory crypt now but people that i still recognize from nine years ago still come on occasionally. they tried ...

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dannnnnnnnnnnnnno wrote:he's pretty good, plays on sybil a little TOO much for my liking (possibly metagaming w/ Basilman as an alter ego/ cloud-demon)

what

itt: sawrge needs to be more open minded about investigations but otherwise not bad

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>latejoin chemist because >>>>zero chemists >run over to the shed and get to work >in the middle of my fridge stocking a botanist shows up demanding memefuel >"get me a beaker, you can't have ours, we'd never see it again" >proceeds to whine to the CMO >CMO tells her to fuck off too >push...

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:>gf

B^)

You are treading on a dangerous path.

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dixie bigg

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very nice cute good thread

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D&B wrote:4 Greys

There was a dead burned husk.

And I was returning with damage from a drake.

well thats if u count the lawyer but you tore their asshole apart almost immediately

regardless it was funny so who cares

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also donatello was gonna kill us tbh you should've cremated him for dying to 2 greys while he had antistuns and shit

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MimicFaux wrote:I think I touched an ahelp like this once... déjà vu

Terry did it.

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In theory I can trust coders not to hammer that regenerate button over and over and over, whereas letting the general public do it is a Bad Idea™. Think of it as a one-person DOS attack. hire me as a the "DATABASE HOBO" ill sit in the database, punching the button periodically and beat th...

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another short donatello story >be syndie >wanna do j-loz syndie prize radio show meme >give out gifts >ask questions >have fun >never kill anyone or use my TCs for my self >get arrested >it's donatello versus the captain >he wants me dead >drags me to crematorium >im like "why are you cancerous...

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I've waited for page 3 so I can post this and this can be seen clearly. Remie, you should relax. Ever since I've known you, I understand things are difficult for you. You are emotional and sometimes unstable. Little things build up and upset you. That's fine, everyone gets upset and some people are...

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>assistant goose mcswan >see two other assistants (i forgot their names, it was maybe luck or bon nuit and some other guy i think terry mcfall??) >terry makes a spear and sec immediately gets RING RING >sec chases us after we evade all of their tasers like we're in the matrix >yaketysax >finally cau...

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i stacked four people on each other using piggyback riding

not visible: me

lol kevinz your ideas are shit

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PRESERVED.

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confused rock wrote:I don't know why people think this game is so hard also jesus FUCKING christ the filtration system would be bad enough with just the lizards but this food is so fucking hard to find

it's not so hard but it's kind of challenging

that's where the fun is tho

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Is there any easy way to get tgcode to load specific maps for each z level? I'm trying to have a small map stretching across 5 zlevels and one z level for adminstuff. No lavaland or random empty space. How would I go about doing this? What files need changing? Or should I just go with baycode inste...

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FantasticFwoosh wrote:Im just suprised it got PR pushed through like that, thats all. My actual feedback is on the appropriate thread.

if you're "suprised" that THAT pr got merged then boi you dont know half the things that get merged by maintainers

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FantasticFwoosh wrote:things

this is map feedback not "Shitty suggestions" thread

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I am going to suggest no one posts in this thread and just revote to no. Remie has left before for durations. Alongside this everyone should be aware that half the stuff people blame on people codewise was not done by those coders. The ignorance of some forum accounts are massive. I will say these ...

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dubs get

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maybe i'm just really dumb but i can't for the life of me seem to hit lizards with food and i don't want to hit them with anything else, they're too qt also half the acrobatics bman described don't seem to work so i guess there's a trick to them u have to throw it not hit them also backflips/rolls/...

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still waiting for pas or any other site admin to move this to salt reserves useful advice BUT. this is all irrelevant because they lost the moment they took the ntr hut seriously. >person lets ntr hut decide their fate >obvious grab for a sob party to get people on their shitty crusade and to fight...

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still waiting for pas or any other site admin to move this to salt reserves useful advice BUT. this is all irrelevant because they lost the moment they took the ntr hut seriously. >person lets ntr hut decide their fate >obvious grab for a sob party to get people on their shitty crusade and to fight...

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admins this MUST go into the salt reserves it's prime time material

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this thread is hot as fuck and im glad you're all here to share it with me

[ancap smiley]

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ColonicAcid wrote:yeah thats what they said about tupac

now his hologram is being played in coachella.

tell me what gangsta ass bitch raps at coachella boy.

tupac didnt die he killed his body double and then retreated to serbia

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ColonicAcid wrote:the rap thread was the only good thing to come out of this community

and now its dead

youre all worthless human beings

dont worry true thugz neva die

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i would like to apologize to those who contracted autism from this thread namely me

((((((

oh wait i already have it -smiling crying emoji man- -hand-

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stop your flow like a bad pick and roll feel kinda blessed cuz all that anger got you in a cardiac arrest yeah i addressed that fucked you harder than your family tree im talking incest no lies no highs im impressed how you survive this long guess you like a thong stuck to the asshole of humanity n...

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Call you Kurt but you burning in hell, fallen angelic Trying to step to me, fucking lel, I'm Grohl, you're Novoselic You think you can step to crag, pretty brave I admit But in a rhyme contest I start to spit mad shit Your legs bent and feeb, no vitamins, got RICKETS You a chirp ass HEEB , a shekel...

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maybe they're metashitposting and you're being snafued and exposed as the greater fool? that goes for you too though if that's the case. edit: nice meme oranges I haven't addressed the op or it's topic yes but you addressed the op/topic/whatever of events similar to this that if i start talking abo...

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oranges wrote:maybe they're metashitposting and you're being snafued and exposed as the greater fool?

that goes for you too though if that's the case.

edit: nice meme oranges

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This is also a crystal clear grab for attention. (Internet points)

I REALLY don't know what they expected from this other than for it to backfire.

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Stick it in your pipe and smoke it boys, this is the shitposting forum. Remie kept harassing me and i called her passive aggressive and mean and since she is such a fucking MEME HUMAN BEING she makes a god damn drama thread cry for attention thread so you guys will join her crusade or try to guilt ...

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