/tg/Station 13

The front page says the server is up, yet my byond client says connection failed. What gives?

Can't connect, yet the serverlist says its up. What gives?

I learned from a fatal time that there is a weapon called a singularity hammer. Perhaps we can put it in 'guide to robust things' next to the energy axe.

The server croaked after it realized there were 2 mimes aboard the station.

Come on guys no rinmaru pls

It's over. Gone are the times of having to play /tg/station 13 and welcome the day to productive use of time.

danno, whats in your character's hand

Seem to be having a problem attempting to successfully connect to any server on Coderbus, since it always displays connection failed since yesterday.

>Be mime >round spawns with overabundance of clown lings >disposal myself to cargo >the clown lings start killing everyone including the cargo management team >cower in terror and pray >get granted objective to kill all clowns >fail as I never used my mech's melee attack >banana escape shuttle spawn...

I drew this about a year ago, methinks.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/638 ... .36.48.jpg

Pandarsenic wrote:You go +, -, +, switching when the irregular sounds of Tumbler 1, Tumbler 2, and the final unlock happen. You then get a fire axe and a bear pelt hat.

pfffft, I want some spess bear meat instead.

When you're in a round, and you don't get flagged as a traitor.. Or a changeling.. Or a blob, or nuke ops, or wizard or ANYTHING! Time to go about your job, but where's the fun in that? You've done it a thousand times before. When all of a sudden... "WIZARD IN MEDBAY!" What do you hope yo...

Here's what I drew one round.

Stephie wrote:You can, yes, but it has to be unsecured from the floor. So. you also need a screwdriver, and a crowbar for reinforced windows.

One round I was smacking a window with a wrench and at the last minute i just so happened to be able to disassemble it. So that's an alternative way to dislodge it.

How much does the Syndicate know about the recently decommissioned CentComm Death Squads?

>yfw Sibyl wins da SS13 connection game

don't judge me