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obscolene

>gets punched in the face 200 times
>"ahh hehe i'm so tired" *lays down*
>lays on the floor for 30 seconds then gets up completely unharmed

obscolene

If the captain announcements are voice then you would be able to tell who is speaking, which is not the case as it only states it as an announcement. In the case that a traitor stole the captain's ID and made an announcement, people would just think it's the captain because there is no voice to list...

obscolene

The voice saying "Attention, new command report created." would make it seem like it's text.

obscolene

actually the most heinous crime is using gyazo over sharex wrong why did you censor osu but leave the icon?? why did you censor osu but leave the icon because i named it something vulgar to express my disdain towards it literally all of that can be organized into "video games" "utili...

obscolene

Qbopper wrote:it's a combo of overwolf + a folder named "new folder" + the background that gets to me

mfw

Spoiler:

obscolene

desktop.png this is bait it has to be fucking cursed image.png it's not bait. every time i download something and a shortcut appears on my desktop, i have to click the few pixels that stick out from the edge of the top-right of my screen, and drag it into another folder -- otherwise it will overlap...

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AnturK wrote:Enjoy:
https://gist.github.com/AnturK/b8ee792e ... a22068f756

Oughta make it throw them to the tile so you can shine it in space and have them fly out the airlock at mach 9

obscolene

obscolene

why do i even pay for this garbagefire disguised as an ISP
it says 17mbps but i'd be lucky to get 8mbps (1MB/s) once a month for a couple hours

obscolene

kevinz000 wrote:laser pointers are already really powerful

post yfw kevinz will go as far as to say this ^^ as a reason to why catpeople can't be nerfed

obscolene

Accepted. I'll lift it after I get off work.

obscolene

Anonmare wrote:In yonder inventory ye possess:
1x loose button
2x lengths of strong
A bit of pocket lint
2x gold coins, unstamped
1x wooden cross
1x holy scripture, translated for plebians like you to read
1x bronze dagger, slightly used

Examine the holy scripture.

obscolene

If there's not enough minerals to fulfill the needs of every department by 15 minutes in, the miners are fucking awful and need to be slapped.

obscolene

Inject people with 10 units of sulfonal and 5 units of anacea if you don't want to see them anymore. I don't know what this does but it made me laugh really hard Put plasma in an energy cell then put it in a stun baton then run around with it out so When someone disarms you anf turns it on to stun ...

obscolene

Take this `` dumb ass shit `` back to web life.

obscolene

BeeSting12 wrote:Captains can name their own individual station which obviously affects their name in the announcements.

How would this be laid out on the ss13-window name?

obscolene

How would comms work?

obscolene

30 stable plasma, 30 radium, 40 fluorosurfactant + 30 carbon, 30 CLF3, 40 water in a grenade

obscolene

ThanatosRa wrote:banish this to the hut

can we ban op for not posting this to the hut initially

obscolene

tfw it's a co-op round and everyone is arming up waiting for the blob/nuke ops to come

obscolene

Yakumo_Chen wrote:But it's funnier when people don't realize it's antimov and just skim it

obscolene

Selea wrote:To be clear.I think, your idea is good.But only with traits and lewdness.
Why?Because you can pick set of fetishes and roam the station for related events.Collecting arousal points can be hilarious.

Please stop posting.

obscolene

He's a good artist.

obscolene

>take fireball, magic missile, ei nath, jaunt and time stop
>teleport to medbay storage and take one of each medkit at roundstart
>be literally unkillable no matter the population
what seems to be the issue

obscolene

Kor wrote:If anyone wants to do some lazy recolours of the protolathe to make a variant for:

Supply

Medical

Engineering

Security

I'd appreciate that

Have these been done yet?

obscolene

Rookwood wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Consider...the following

>hos slips on a banana
>bad man steal remote
>now all sscurity is stun
That's why you tape the remote to your hand.

Make the remote be an implant in the HoS's head that he has by default, and is able to pull up a window or tab to access the collar menu.

obscolene

Kitty ears are a reference to the player Klara Ellstrom The 'bgo' file in my 'reasons why I don't play on /tg/ anymore' folder is a reference to the admin bgobandit funny, I was under the impression that the reason you don't play here anymore is you're permabanned Kitty ears are a reference to the ...

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bandit wrote:Kitty ears are a reference to the player Klara Ellstrom

The 'bgo' file in my 'reasons why I don't play on /tg/ anymore' folder is a reference to the admin bgobandit

obscolene

obscolene wrote:Are you going to stream it on twitch!

I intended this to be a question, not an exclamation. My apologies.

obscolene

Are you going to stream it on twitch!

obscolene

killerx09 wrote:As someone from a downstream server, please do not remove them from the code. Other communities do enable, utilise and adapt to the secborg.

Just don't merge the removal ? ? I don't see the problem here.

obscolene

>players are dumb with thing >lets remove the thing then >gee whiz, the dumb players are still dumb with other things, better remove more things >a feature gets implimented that makes everyone spawn with an instagib gun >players are dumb with thing >lets remove the thing then >people complain about...

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>players are dumb with thing >lets remove the thing then >gee whiz, the dumb players are still dumb with other things, better remove more things >a feature gets implimented that makes everyone spawn with an instagib gun >players are dumb with thing >lets remove the thing then >people complain about...

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"I'm only pretending to be an autistic weaboo faggot" Goof posted. He smugly grinned at his clever response. Gottem, he thought. Goof switched to his other tab, from IRC. Oranges had just posted a new new fanfic: Double Reverse Trap Skylar Lineman In A Dress Getting Pegged By Rainbow Fox ...

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Yakumo_Chen wrote:Triggered Coder Pounded InThe Butt By His Own Repressed Fear Of Being An Autistic Japanese Culture Fanatic Manifested As A Gay Space Elf

I'm the boss of this gym.

obscolene

The irony of this argument is that the people who most vehemently hate catgirls for being degeneracy faggots are the people who wil most readily spam gay porn. Rock spams gay lizard porn and goof literally coded in a refrence to gay pornography into the game GOOFBALL LICHERALLY CODED GAY PORN INTO ...

obscolene

if i wouldn't openly admit to in real life it shouldn't be on the server if you would openly admit to something i wouldn't in real life you shouldn't be on the server. case closed. Normalfag detected. Its a 4chan server gtfo Let's add /d/ickgirls then. https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/issues/...

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captain sawrge wrote:
John_Oxford wrote:if i wouldn't openly admit to in real life it shouldn't be on the server

if you would openly admit to something i wouldn't in real life you shouldn't be on the server.

case closed.
Normalfag detected. Its a 4chan server gtfo

Let's add /d/ickgirls then.

obscolene

John_Oxford wrote:if i wouldn't openly admit to in real life it shouldn't be on the server

if you would openly admit to something i wouldn't in real life you shouldn't be on the server.

case closed.

Wouldn't the latter imply that anyone who likes blacks needs to leave. ?

obscolene

Shezza wrote:adding a copy of bad rats to j_mads bounty

i second and third this

obscolene

why bother cleaning up the pile of liquid shit on the wall? this would make sense if catpeople were objectively an issue but a more accurate version of your argument would be a nice restaurant where there's a kinda ugly painting on the wall some people dislike the painting but like everything else ...

obscolene

why bother cleaning up the pile of liquid shit on the wall? this would make sense if catpeople were objectively an issue but a more accurate version of your argument would be a nice restaurant where there's a kinda ugly painting on the wall some people dislike the painting but like everything else ...

obscolene

Why should we try to improve our restauraunt? why bother cleaning up the pile of liquid shit on the wall? There's no customers who come in for it to effect anyway. https://file.house/IMm9.png ...? I believe he's implying the people who do eat at the restaurant are unaffected by the liquid shit on t...

obscolene

Calibraptor wrote:This actually sounds like a pretty fantastic idea that I wouldn't mind seeing test merged.

obscolene

I think whether or not someone is part of the community is relevant to a discussion largely about whether we're attracting the wrong people to the community. Catering to people who have loudly and publicly quit or are permabanned and have no intention of playing the game either way seems like a los...

obscolene

I think whether or not someone is part of the community is relevant to a discussion largely about whether we're attracting the wrong people to the community. Catering to people who have loudly and publicly quit or are permabanned and have no intention of playing the game either way seems like a los...

obscolene

If you get killed as a secborg. You suck. Uninstall the game. Fixed, now delete byond you weak trashbag. Emp goes through walls. If you have run out of walls behind which to emp the big scawwy perfect life forms at literally zero personal risk you have bigger problems, somebody blew up the station....

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Pascal125 wrote:If you get killed as a secborg. You suck. Uninstall the game.

Fixed, now delete byond you weak trashbag.

obscolene

A character's race is important to RP features like background and motivation. Please stop pretending that Why are you going into this in bad faith? If you're going to pretend that an argument isn't made because you prefer your strawman then don't bother asking and just post your strawman. Because ...

obscolene

A character's race is important to RP features like background and motivation. Please stop pretending that people play as cats for intricate background and roleplay. They do it because they watch anime and want to play as a girl with cat ears, no other reason. Even if it were true, there's nothing ...

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