/tg/Station 13

goof was framed

I'm interested in knowing how many college degrees I would have gotten with the time I wasted here.

[Engineering] Poly says, "I AM NOW GOD"

I'm proud.

Make them valid and I'll say yes.

If you attempt suicide with an egun but someone stuns you right when you're about to do it, you get a message that you panic and then choke to death.

Studying for a bachelor of science in engineering. This is the first year so everyone has the same stuff, but I'm going for electrical engineering.

Reed Glover will forever be the greatest chemist tgstation has ever seen.

ErikHanson wrote:> Be Shirtless Dave
> Do coderbus magic on arcade machine to hand out free toys each round.

The hero the station needs.

How about we just fucking keep everything like it has always been and be happy? Assistants have got maint access for years and suddenly people are getting triggered by it.

Besides, security having maint acces seems fine to me.

People build a shuttle, actual shuttle arrives, this happens:

>Ask for week long assistant ban so I can actually force myself to play an useful job.

>Connect to server decide to play a bit.
>Can't play because assistant is the only open job.

Ricotez wrote:

if you want to vandalize the station with graffiti, first get a dictionary

I caused this


I-I-I'm s-sorry

Found an old picture: the honkpocalypse (There were a lot more clowns than this.)

ALL SERVERS ARE DOWN

> Station is slowly going to shit like always; Admin event: Fighting tourney in dorms. WTF ? I was in that round, I got engineer and decided to build a rage cage in bar. Little later somebody named death appeared. If you would win the fight, you could whish for anything. If you died, you became dea...

Full augmentations are robust as hell. You are space-proof, your feet don't get harmed by shards (but you fall down), you can get stunned by an emp but you only get harmed lightly, you take less damage overall (brute and burn), and you can easily heal yourself a lot with cables and a welding tool. Y...

People who run around without help-intent when there's no gravity.


Seriously go fuck yourselves.

A Honkbot! Patrols the station playing honking noises and other annoying sounds. Randomly makes floors slippery as well! Says random jokes. When emagged, it will occasionally HONK as the H.O.N.K. mech does, stunning and deafening anyone unfortunate enough to be nearby and unprotected! Honk! Wrong t...

The gravitational singularity has been hit by Honky Donky with the bike horn.


(A real singulo)

Trays fit in your belt slot, and you can store tiny items in it, like a tool belt.

If someone's in a closed locker, and a staff of animation gets used on it, he/she can't get out until it doesn't move anymore.

Reed Glover will forever be the best chemist.

>You are the traitor! >Fuck it, order a bomb and drag it around for suicide boming. >Detective somehow hits me from off-screen, borg an hero and it explodes above morgue. >Warden permabrigs me, a little later the mime joins. >Random guy in spacesuit appears, takes the mime with him and never comes b...

Title 1 truly fits in the mood with all the shenanigans that happen.