/tg/Station 13

=>Lure him to the bar, it's time for the station's favorite pastime: ganging up on and beating up the clown. You decide to ABSCOND and lure the CLOWN out of his home turf for this one. Oof. More running. You're going to need a snack after this one. But you know where to get one. Roll(1d100)-15: 96,...

=> Table him and steal his backpack. Roll(1d100)+0: 94,+0 (Affected by STR, your most average stat, so: Not at all.) Total:94 Giggling with anticipation, you push him onto the table. The bike horn in his pocket unleashes a loud :honk: HONK :honk:. Roll(1d100)+0: 38,+0 Total:38 You're havin a little...

=>Raid the art storage, it's coloring time! Alright, if you can't greytide at full power you might as well tide in all the other colors. You walk towards art storage. LOOTER activated! Bonus item?: Roll(1d100)+0: 7,+0 Total:7 Nope. Roll(1d100)+0: 41,+0 (Rolls determine your success for a lot of stu...

=>Turn on suit sensors. Run to the primary tool storage and see if you can nab any tools. You turn on the goddamn suit sensors. Immediatly, your ASSISTANT INSTINCTS kick in. You run... or, well, waddle... towards the primary tool storage. You don't even have to check the map somehow. With ASSISTANT...

Your name is CHU XIN PENG. You are a human. And today is your 20th BIRTHDAY. On their 20th BIRTHDAY, NanoTrasen Clone recruits like you get sent to their assigned workplace. That workplace is a giant SPACE STATION - like the one you are in right now. However, due to recent troubles with the job dat...

You fill out the form. Something felt off about it. As if something has been missing? But whatever you just want to get out of here. A syringe comes out of the chair you sit on, pokes you in the ass and injects some sort of purple substance. "Your genetic code has been updated to "P.L.I.S...

Did that shitlord just try to gender you? Just kidding. You are a boy. Congratulations. You hear a sigh of relief from the speakers. Followed by: "Alright sir, thank you. Almost done here. Just fill out this form." The screen in front of you displays the S.P.E.C.I.A.L. attribute registrat...

Your name is "Chu Xin Peng". You hear a voice again. It sounds a bit... hesistant.
"Uhm... okay. Are you a boy? Or a girl?"

https://forms.gle/FCeXsjBxXy6oU5Q27

You are sitting in a little spacecraft. You look out the window. A large space station is in front of your ship. You hear a voice coming from some speakers: "SS0.13 to NanoTrasen Employee #021292." "Before we can confirm your docking signal, please complete the registration Survey.&q...

Tlaltecuhtli wrote:are we going to give every department their equivalent of taser and stunbaton? when did we need to make an overwatch champions chart for this seasons metapicks?

Combat is only one area out of many that's being considered here.

I'm confused, if it's fact based which departments are more overtuned than others can't that be explained in another medium besides an opinion poll? Of course, I'm not claiming that this idea here is the only way to do this. It's just something I came up with. But I guess people need this to be as ...

For now I feel like people care so little that they won't even fill it out if I moved it to google. And since I never worked with google forms before I'd have to invest a lot of time again that would probably just be wasted. If people actually cared I'd be motivated but I guess most people don't eve...

You need to make this a google survey so it's not a humongous pain in the ass to fill out. I think what really made this a pain to fill out is the system itself, I just changed that. When I filled it out myself I noticed just how cancerous it really was. Now it's way less time intensive. If this pr...

Hey, I love writing walls of autism, don't get me wrong, but I feel like they don't get the attention they deserve because I feel like the average attention span of people dies a little more every day... You're right that "job potential" is VERY vague / subjective, especially in context wi...

Oh, also, make sure to post your byond key in here when you upload a filled out chart. We gotta at least put SOME effort into avoiding samefagging.

So. Lads. Who else feels like rolling a boulder up a mountain over and over? :honk: Because its time to try to OBJECTIVELY tackle the issue of department balance. And I got an idea for that. Please hear me out. So first of all: No one can balance this game perfectly and with complete fairness (even ...

I thought this was what books were for besides porn I guarantee you, 90% of the players have never even read a book ingame. Or just picked up the guidebook in their office, took one look at it, thought "TL;DR" and threw it back into its corner again. In all seriousness though, I am aware ...

Hey lads, got a question. I know it's not allowed ingame to share links through comms and talking to people. What about sending them via PDA though? Especially when it comes to content specifically created for the game (like the wiki or certain guides) I think it would make sense IC-wise that people...

WMDs. Weapons of Mass Destruction. AKA what botany makes. AKA what almost every department in this game can make. This is /tg/ Station, remember? And how often does it even happen that botany fucks up the entire station? Compared to the rest of the department? Not saying botany is the least dangero...

what so botany can make more wmds 20 minutes in that make science look like children playing with firecrackers? No idea what WMDS is but since botany can actually help science by giving them glowshrooms, glowcaps and gaia, I think science is certainly not a department that should be afraid of being...

Hey lads. Yeah, I'm THAT goddamn guy that almost exclusively plays Botanist and even wrote a damn guide for it because I want to see more people competent at it, so I like to at least think that I am competent enough to make my opinion valuable here. Hope everyone is cool with that. Right now, if a ...