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BONERMASTER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:24 pm [...] and similiar to how a frog slowly gets cooked to death [...]

frogs will try to escape when it gets hot enough even if you slowly heat the water
Gibbons, W. (2007, 23 december). THE LEGEND OF THE BOILING FROG IS JUST A LEGEND. Savannah River Ecology Laboratory.

maybe we dont need react permissions
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this is literally 1984
i haven’t read it but i’d imagine this is what the book is like

there are no bugs in the code at the moment
keep an eye on the changelog maybe they'll add some later

we NEED a jani main headjannie

its not nice to judge a book (dog) by it's cover (dog looks) like that! what if the dog is a nice person, or a volunteer fireman?

If you're bored there's a good chance others are too. I'm not very good at this myself but you could try some shenanigans that are easy for others to join. Dress like a mobster and act like a schmuck to get your mafia going for example. I had some success on Terry turning an abandoned office into an...

I wish they weren't pistols. Rifles/carbines/long guns are inherently cooler but that's probably just me.

so you're saying Pitbull isn't the best? that's okay everybody has an opinion, it's just that yours is wrong and you should take this as an opportunity to learn or else the consequences will be severe.

We should pay our respects to the great Cuban-American rapper Pitbull (also known as Mr. Worldwide or Mr. 305). I'll start us off with the lyrics of the hit 2011 single "Give Me Everything". █████████████████████████████████████████████ "Give Me Everything" ██████████████████████...

i like that moisture traps come with a frog sometimes (maybe even a rare purple one) and i hate (HATE) metal foam grenades

i usually shove a bar of soap up my to avoid the problem alltogether

I hope this will get in the way of security opting to round-end the antags they catch. Things are way more fun when there's a possibility of them escaping from the permabrig.

what if nobody posted here in the next 168 hours that would be funny i think

Why do security modsuits exist, couldn't they just use SWAT suits?

How about a skateboarding skill, just like cleaning and mining? Advancing it could slightly decrease stamina loss from ollies and grinding. When you max it out your character will passively emit faint skateboarder music™ while skateboarding.

Marion makes nice shuttles

When the firelocks are down people end up accidentally crowbarring the tiles under and next to it. There's also blood splatters from people getting themselves crushed, which creates bloody footsteps from all the people walking through it. Cleaning all of this up and having to get under the firelocks...

for whatever reason the board isn't hidden for me. it should at least be hidden for players by default though. i have had to fight the urge to post on the board that clearly states that any accounts posting there will get pruned. it would be funny, but not funny enough to lose forum access over. the...

those bots come up with some very funny stuff at times, but isn't the board already visible to people though?

starbound has that feature so we should just port the whole codebase over to that

i like revs, especially once transitions from surprise attacks into pitched battles
also getting mobbed after stumbling into REVCON 2560 is funny to me even if i get roundremoved

that round the therapist told me i needed therapy because i was a "cat garbageman"
they got turned into a felinid during the therapy session so they immediately went suicidal and needed therapy too
how the tables have turned

ah FUCK i've been caught

Invited ghosts to the thunderdome to have fun, asked them for ideas on what to do. Took good precautions in making sure to only involve willing participants. Even held an intern free for all in centcomm with them (whoever won that must be very cool). All in all very fun.