/tg/Station 13

ComradeNecron

Instead of making it a ghost role, just give them the ability to hack certain things and notify the agents on-station that they left their thermal drill in the shuttle

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>Implying it's not bad that this happened Just pointing out that the coverage is way overblown compared to the actual crime, and why that is We know you're just trolling at this point, but I'll mention an update to go along with it Specifically, they claim to have found the guy that did it It's Flo...

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DemonFiren wrote:a 2PACMAN generator

it's literally 2 PACMANs duct-taped together because fuck you, plasma is all the fuel you need

it also plays remove kebab on a loop

ComradeNecron

Still no crabpeople?

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confused rock wrote:I was thinking recently about how little the neck slot is used and long story short what if the electropack was a shock collar that fit on the neck slot instead that'd be so much better and it'd give that slot SOMETHING.

literally porting citcode

ban he

ComradeNecron

zaracka wrote:- you can heal yourself with a medbeam if you target your mouth

feature, wasn't this a taunt in tf2?

ComradeNecron

HydroFloric wrote:Someone add this and remove all other races

ComradeNecron

the Slippery Soap, a bar of soap that transforms anyone who slips on it into a random mutant race Make it go through a list, slipping makes you the next on it Human --> fly --> moth --> lizard --> catperson --> (sends the player to citadel) always support suggestions that can force players to conne...

ComradeNecron

I found the ss13 article on 1d4chan while looking for 40k memes

that links directly to tgstation

ComradeNecron

add bonecode, but the only thing that can damage bones is a reagent called "bone hurting juice". to obtain it, you have to sacrifice a rendition of "loss" on a canvas to the space gods.

ComradeNecron

Farquaar wrote:
Mickyan wrote:catpeople should be able to fit into pet carriers
If you drag a cable or shine a laser pointer on the ground, catpeople should be forced to chase after it

I think the laser pointer thing is already in the code

ComradeNecron

even Citadel doesn't use the SM.

CItadel.

When the station made by degenerates for degenerates is being less degenerate than you, you have issues.

ComradeNecron

people don't do demos any more because they realised they couldn't top the Stanley parable demo

ComradeNecron

poke the bucket with the stick

ComradeNecron

Assistant holo-barrier when

ComradeNecron

poke the crack in the ceiling with the stick

ComradeNecron

Foam force/donksoft/nerf guns for mechs

ComradeNecron

D&B wrote:Convoluted /=/ Better

this is ss13, more autisitic always equals more fun

ComradeNecron

DemonFiren wrote:add dental hygiene mechanics, toothbrushes and dental surgery
so the medical drill has some use and eating chocolate won't get you through the shift

also because
NSFW:

fetish content, no

ComradeNecron

scientists should be able to electrocute their muscles to force themselves to *dab, which should gib them

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Farquaar wrote:[youtube]32uxpXGvdak[/youtube]

so we can give them botched circumcisions with bowstrings and gravity

ComradeNecron

I read the bee movie script aloud backwards in an attempt to summon the ability to walk

ComradeNecron

Davidchan wrote:Oh good, we can have a bunch of black skinned edgy fucking elves pretending they own the place and a bunch of purple skinned twats trying to figure out how to get bows and ride kitties around all day.

just don't add extra shitty elves

ComradeNecron

ah yes, quality content

ComradeNecron

using 100u of beepsky smash, a welder, two normal secbots, and beepsky himself you should be able to create THE LAW

ComradeNecron

Shadowflame909 wrote:
Timbrewolf wrote:Team Bad is fucking STACKED

Good gonna lose this battle.
Bring all of the bad to my SALT water. I'll win 1 v infinity easy.

but you don't have more guns than you have bullets. clearly an ocean of guns is the correct choice here

ComradeNecron

threads continue to be a mistake

ComradeNecron

new antag: quack the ripper

he's a duck

he rips people's lung's out

that's it

ComradeNecron

somerandomguy wrote:
ComradeNecron wrote:Has the omnilathe been removed from the Golem ship yet?
No, why would it be? It's not like it's the only one left or there's a reason to remove it. It's actually one of the harder ways for the station to get one.

wait, there's more?

ComradeNecron

Has the omnilathe been removed from the Golem ship yet?

ComradeNecron

Luftwaffle - (Chef/Bartender/Botanist?) Tator item; Comes in a fancy box with one waffle shaped drone, on remote control and one naz--- Luftwaffle swag hoodie and armband. Drone can fly around the station and shoot bullets at people to do strafing runs and drop IED bombs. Uses power cell charge to ...

ComradeNecron

move every department inside cargo and give the QM all access

ComradeNecron

WIzards get a new spell which on use causes them to spout some random bullshit that sounds like an inverted version of a slippery slope rant, ended with "dare you enter my magical realm"? saying anything that could be interpreted vaguely as "yes" sends anyone who hears to Citadel...

ComradeNecron

Add a function for the gateway by using it to Deport catgirls back to Citadel

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Lazengann wrote:Their running system sucks

oh yeah, they nerfed plastic flaps as well

ComradeNecron

I think this is generally a good idea, so long as we don't lock things like surgery and chemistry behind traits. Just make these bonus positive traits that make things a little more efficient. That was the idea. It is a base to add more job unique abilities, that are balanced by the fact that anyon...

ComradeNecron

We may not like bay, but we don't like it for shitty botany, chemistry, overcomplicated med, scars from nerf circus, shitcode. Roleplay support mechanics on bay are refined pretty well.And could be stealed for greater good. If we will steal item loadout, don't forget about looc and flavour text. so...

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Hacking: Temporarily elevates equipped ID to captain level for purpose of ID check on airlock/console This is a terrible idea, this way they can use an if console to give access to another Id and then to theirs again just make using it on an ID console some kind of feedback loop which shorts them o...

ComradeNecron

Eaglendia wrote:Just give the abducted more insane objectives if abductors are the main antag

Convince at least three crewmembers you are a god

assassinate and impersonate the captain for at least five minutes

set anyone you see with a vaguely German-sounding name on fire

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CosmicScientist wrote:Because you can already trade all your team's TCs for all out carp warfare, water not included.

Enable the creation of a carp hivemind which consists of nigh-infinite carp following Caynne/Cayyne/Cayylmao/Cayanne around

ComradeNecron

Add a random event that places a machine in maintenance with no announcement. The first person to get in line of sight of the machine will be muted, confused and compelled to walk towards it, in the same manner as the Mania Motor does. Once they are next to the machine, they will be forced to touch...

ComradeNecron

Add a traitor item that can send players to citadel, telling them that they have been transported to the "deepest layer of hell"

ComradeNecron

I obtain the table and throw it at ye bluedoor catgirl

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Shadowflame909 wrote:Can I kill people by dragging them into my wire crawl? thus turning them into energy?

only if it husks them on top of whatever cable they die in

ComradeNecron

Lumbermancer wrote:Sounds like rape.

doesn't Citadel mirror the /tg/ codebase?

ComradeNecron

Make it so that light in space only comes from the direction the sun is, and the solar panels are facing

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