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- Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:13 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Nukie comms agent
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2162
Re: Nukie comms agent
Instead of making it a ghost role, just give them the ability to hack certain things and notify the agents on-station that they left their thermal drill in the shuttle
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:30 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: 2k18 /pol/
- Replies: 2589
- Views: 513420
Re: 2k18 /pol/
>Implying it's not bad that this happened Just pointing out that the coverage is way overblown compared to the actual crime, and why that is We know you're just trolling at this point, but I'll mention an update to go along with it Specifically, they claim to have found the guy that did it It's Flo...
- Fri Oct 26, 2018 9:18 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
it also plays remove kebab on a loopDemonFiren wrote:a 2PACMAN generator
it's literally 2 PACMANs duct-taped together because fuck you, plasma is all the fuel you need
- Tue Oct 16, 2018 11:25 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Additional races we could add to replace catpeople
- Replies: 71
- Views: 14163
Re: Additional races we could add to replace catpeople
Still no crabpeople?
- Fri Sep 21, 2018 6:57 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Minor Suggestions
- Replies: 3766
- Views: 943696
Re: Minor Suggestions
literally porting citcodeconfused rock wrote:I was thinking recently about how little the neck slot is used and long story short what if the electropack was a shock collar that fit on the neck slot instead that'd be so much better and it'd give that slot SOMETHING.
ban he
- Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:12 pm
- Forum: Coding
- Topic: issues i'm probably never going to get around to reporting
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4749
Re: issues i'm probably never going to get around to reporting
feature, wasn't this a taunt in tf2?zaracka wrote:- you can heal yourself with a medbeam if you target your mouth
- Wed Aug 29, 2018 1:10 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Crab People
- Replies: 80
- Views: 20941
Re: Crab People
HydroFloric wrote:Someone add this and remove all other races
- Sat Aug 25, 2018 11:24 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
the Slippery Soap, a bar of soap that transforms anyone who slips on it into a random mutant race Make it go through a list, slipping makes you the next on it Human --> fly --> moth --> lizard --> catperson --> (sends the player to citadel) always support suggestions that can force players to conne...
- Fri Aug 17, 2018 10:41 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: What brought you to tgstation
- Replies: 54
- Views: 15648
Re: What brought you to tgstation
I found the ss13 article on 1d4chan while looking for 40k memes
that links directly to tgstation
that links directly to tgstation
- Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:45 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
add bonecode, but the only thing that can damage bones is a reagent called "bone hurting juice". to obtain it, you have to sacrifice a rendition of "loss" on a canvas to the space gods.
- Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:03 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
I think the laser pointer thing is already in the codeFarquaar wrote:If you drag a cable or shine a laser pointer on the ground, catpeople should be forced to chase after itMickyan wrote:catpeople should be able to fit into pet carriers
- Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:29 pm
- Forum: Spriting and Mapping
- Topic: im going to make an updated uterus station
- Replies: 64
- Views: 31804
Re: im going to make an updated uterus station
even Citadel doesn't use the SM.
CItadel.
When the station made by degenerates for degenerates is being less degenerate than you, you have issues.
CItadel.
When the station made by degenerates for degenerates is being less degenerate than you, you have issues.
- Fri Aug 03, 2018 6:27 pm
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: No Man's Sky
- Replies: 37
- Views: 9158
Re: No Man's Sky
people don't do demos any more because they realised they couldn't top the Stanley parable demo
- Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:20 pm
- Forum: Roleplaying
- Topic: Ye Catgirl chapter 2
- Replies: 46
- Views: 19560
Re: Ye Catgirl chapter 2
poke the bucket with the stick
- Fri Jul 27, 2018 4:19 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Medical Holo-Barrier
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4398
Re: Medical Holo-Barrier
Assistant holo-barrier when
- Mon Jul 09, 2018 12:28 pm
- Forum: Roleplaying
- Topic: Ye Catgirl chapter 2
- Replies: 46
- Views: 19560
Re: Ye Catgirl chapter 2
poke the crack in the ceiling with the stick
- Sat Jul 07, 2018 7:33 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Foam force/donksoft/nerf guns for mechs
- Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:34 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Better medical system
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3610
Re: Better medical system
this is ss13, more autisitic always equals more funD&B wrote:Convoluted /=/ Better
- Fri Jun 29, 2018 8:28 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
fetish content, noDemonFiren wrote:add dental hygiene mechanics, toothbrushes and dental surgery
so the medical drill has some use and eating chocolate won't get you through the shift
also becauseNSFW:
- Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:58 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
scientists should be able to electrocute their muscles to force themselves to *dab, which should gib them
- Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:20 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Lets add in those knifed eared assholes we call Elves
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2908
Re: Lets add in those knifed eared assholes we call Elves
so we can give them botched circumcisions with bowstrings and gravityFarquaar wrote:[youtube]32uxpXGvdak[/youtube]
- Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:55 pm
- Forum: Roleplaying
- Topic: Ye Catgirl chapter 2
- Replies: 46
- Views: 19560
Re: Ye Catgirl chapter 2
I read the bee movie script aloud backwards in an attempt to summon the ability to walk
- Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:31 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Lets add in those knifed eared assholes we call Elves
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2908
Re: Lets add in those knifed eared assholes we call Elves
just don't add extra shitty elvesDavidchan wrote:Oh good, we can have a bunch of black skinned edgy fucking elves pretending they own the place and a bunch of purple skinned twats trying to figure out how to get bows and ride kitties around all day.
- Mon Jun 11, 2018 9:33 pm
- Forum: Spriting and Mapping
- Topic: Sprites
- Replies: 18
- Views: 8724
Re: Sprites
ah yes, quality content
- Sun Jun 10, 2018 1:31 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
using 100u of beepsky smash, a welder, two normal secbots, and beepsky himself you should be able to create THE LAW
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:03 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: I'll give you a superhuman identity and powerset if you post in this thread
- Replies: 61
- Views: 30574
Re: I'll give you a superhuman identity and powerset if you post in this thread
but you don't have more guns than you have bullets. clearly an ocean of guns is the correct choice hereShadowflame909 wrote:Bring all of the bad to my SALT water. I'll win 1 v infinity easy.Timbrewolf wrote:Team Bad is fucking STACKED
Good gonna lose this battle.
- Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:26 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: I'll give you a superhuman identity and powerset if you post in this thread
- Replies: 61
- Views: 30574
Re: I'll give you a superhuman identity and powerset if you post in this thread
threads continue to be a mistake
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:07 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
new antag: quack the ripper
he's a duck
he rips people's lung's out
that's it
he's a duck
he rips people's lung's out
that's it
- Tue May 29, 2018 2:11 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Replace science lathe with omnilathe
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3822
Re: Replace science lathe with omnilathe
wait, there's more?somerandomguy wrote:No, why would it be? It's not like it's the only one left or there's a reason to remove it. It's actually one of the harder ways for the station to get one.ComradeNecron wrote:Has the omnilathe been removed from the Golem ship yet?
- Tue May 29, 2018 12:18 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Replace science lathe with omnilathe
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3822
Re: Replace science lathe with omnilathe
Has the omnilathe been removed from the Golem ship yet?
- Sat May 19, 2018 10:09 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Luftwaffle - (Chef/Bartender/Botanist?) Tator item; Comes in a fancy box with one waffle shaped drone, on remote control and one naz--- Luftwaffle swag hoodie and armband. Drone can fly around the station and shoot bullets at people to do strafing runs and drop IED bombs. Uses power cell charge to ...
- Fri May 18, 2018 12:03 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
move every department inside cargo and give the QM all access
- Sat May 12, 2018 6:56 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
WIzards get a new spell which on use causes them to spout some random bullshit that sounds like an inverted version of a slippery slope rant, ended with "dare you enter my magical realm"? saying anything that could be interpreted vaguely as "yes" sends anyone who hears to Citadel...
- Thu May 10, 2018 4:47 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Add a function for the gateway by using it to Deport catgirls back to Citadel
- Mon May 07, 2018 2:05 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Starting items: like traits, except they're just items
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4491
Re: Starting items: like traits, except they're just items
oh yeah, they nerfed plastic flaps as wellLazengann wrote:Their running system sucks
- Fri May 04, 2018 8:31 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Skill books! Library and Trait Ideas.
- Replies: 28
- Views: 5497
Re: Skill books! Library and Trait Ideas.
I think this is generally a good idea, so long as we don't lock things like surgery and chemistry behind traits. Just make these bonus positive traits that make things a little more efficient. That was the idea. It is a base to add more job unique abilities, that are balanced by the fact that anyon...
- Tue May 01, 2018 5:06 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Starting items: like traits, except they're just items
- Replies: 21
- Views: 4491
Re: Starting items: like traits, except they're just items
We may not like bay, but we don't like it for shitty botany, chemistry, overcomplicated med, scars from nerf circus, shitcode. Roleplay support mechanics on bay are refined pretty well.And could be stealed for greater good. If we will steal item loadout, don't forget about looc and flavour text. so...
- Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:33 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Shitty antag idea: Synths/Android
- Replies: 58
- Views: 14668
Re: Shitty antag idea: Synths/Android
Hacking: Temporarily elevates equipped ID to captain level for purpose of ID check on airlock/console This is a terrible idea, this way they can use an if console to give access to another Id and then to theirs again just make using it on an ID console some kind of feedback loop which shorts them o...
- Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:32 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: The best mode ever.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1869
Re: The best mode ever.
Convince at least three crewmembers you are a godEaglendia wrote:Just give the abducted more insane objectives if abductors are the main antag
assassinate and impersonate the captain for at least five minutes
set anyone you see with a vaguely German-sounding name on fire
- Sat Apr 07, 2018 5:56 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Enable the creation of a carp hivemind which consists of nigh-infinite carp following Caynne/Cayyne/Cayylmao/Cayanne aroundCosmicScientist wrote:Because you can already trade all your team's TCs for all out carp warfare, water not included.
- Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:00 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Add a random event that places a machine in maintenance with no announcement. The first person to get in line of sight of the machine will be muted, confused and compelled to walk towards it, in the same manner as the Mania Motor does. Once they are next to the machine, they will be forced to touch...
- Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:14 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Add a traitor item that can send players to citadel, telling them that they have been transported to the "deepest layer of hell"
- Sun Apr 01, 2018 4:27 pm
- Forum: Roleplaying
- Topic: Ye catgirl
- Replies: 97
- Views: 44662
Re: Ye catgirl
I obtain the table and throw it at ye bluedoor catgirl
- Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:38 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: buff lightning stands
- Replies: 5
- Views: 1612
Re: buff lightning stands
only if it husks them on top of whatever cable they die inShadowflame909 wrote:Can I kill people by dragging them into my wire crawl? thus turning them into energy?
- Fri Mar 23, 2018 1:06 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: make cutting clothing possible
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1578
Re: make cutting clothing possible
doesn't Citadel mirror the /tg/ codebase?Lumbermancer wrote:Sounds like rape.
- Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:22 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3938
- Views: 1048188
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
Make it so that light in space only comes from the direction the sun is, and the solar panels are facing