/tg/Station 13

Raven776

When I make 80 pills of 5 units Doctor's Delight, 4 units of tricord, and 1 unit of dexalin plus and leave that on the chemistry counter and some shitlord who burned himself hacking a door comes up and demands to be put in the sleeper or kelotane. Those pills are there for a reason, pop them into so...

Raven776

Depends on what admins want at the moment.

Maybe we should just make random names mandatory to cut the middle man out here and nuke the server's population.

Raven776

There are three things to think about when committing a crime as a non-antag. 1: Did you roleplay/escalate properly? If it comes to beating someone up, things need to meet a natural progression. Pushes to punches to toolboxes to bottles with both sides involved in escalating. This shows that not onl...

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No, we went from Security to NTSL to AI to Telescience and then back to AI.

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It's not nearly as hard as it might seem to get the AI to the mining asteroid or the DJ satellite. The only thing the DJ satellite requires is telescience being set up but not actively manned for around one minute and knowledge of coordinates. And knowledge of offsets which the AI cannot have unles...

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It's not nearly as hard as it might seem to get the AI to the mining asteroid or the DJ satellite. The only thing the DJ satellite requires is telescience being set up but not actively manned for around one minute and knowledge of coordinates.

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Then what?

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>Log on to spessman >Tired of laggy security, decide to go laggy geneticist instead. >Spawn in, wander around, get my bearings. >See the clown setting up girders to block the hallway. Feck. >Go to grab welder and wrench. >Girders are now plasma wall. >Something feels bad about this. >Don't really he...

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Its lowness is the only reason it's useful. Might want to fix it stunning borgs though.

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paprika wrote:
Raven776 wrote:I don't know what characters you play anymore anyways, though.
It's literally in my signature

I am not a smart person.

Raven776

I was agreeing with you on that. Your comment was entirely constructive. Basically all of the off topic posts in this thread are satire if you read them with that in mind.

Raven776

I've got shitty dish internet. I play every now and again between 2 AM and 8 AM, but I just got a couple job interviews so I might be able to get something better soon enough and play at reasonable hours for once. It says something to my addiction that I'm willing to play security with 1 to 2 second...

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Pretty easy. Most magic items will likely be houserule and custom content just because of the direction they're taking for them.

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Also I would like to point out that deathhoof is making this thread because he got bant and wants to sockpuppet his way out of it Not even a shitty ban, either. Spraying people with welding fuel 4nr then crying when he gets banned for grief. Plus his name's deathhoof, like he's some fifteen year ol...

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I don't like the whole background thing personally. It removes the whole feat tax for going different directions with your character, but it also forces you into a few predesignated roles or requires you to homebrew something up with a DM who may or may not be able to agree with you on certain thing...

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If you put plasma in a jetpack, does it leave plasma clouds wherever you go?

Do nuke ops have fire resistant suits?

A bit off topic, but this seems to be the place to ask based on the conversation about jetpacks here.

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AI relocated to mining asteroid or DJ satellite, opinion invalid.

Raven776

I dunno - I throw up the barriers in Secmaint, Secpod and Courtroom every round. Pull the N2O canisters away from the gulag shuttle and slap 'em in Armory or Perma. The flashers come out on red alert or confirmed revs. Maybe, maybe I'll put one behind the perma doors. That's it. I've never needed a...

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I just want to say that whoever made it possible to view/update criminal records through HUDglasses imma find you irl and suck yo dick for real because that is a feature I've been hoping for forever now and god damn it's so fucking useful when it gets used. Probably my least favorite thing about be...

Raven776

We can mine. We can craft. Microsoft will have our butts.

And the problem with raising the facehugger time is that any alien worth their salt just drags the murdered mooks to some rapecave/the solars and lets them cook while dead.

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We spent quite a bit of time discussing it on the PR, but as I said earlier, this doesn't allow access to any secure areas. Chem is a secure area R&D and HoP's Office is a secure area (albiet shutters) Both of those have windoors. There are only three places seriously affected here. That is arr...

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If you want to up your slipping game, proximity sensors are a hilarious addon to cleaning grenades. Do it from cargo and see how many you can mail out before you're lynched. Stick them in lockers, in maint boxes, in backpacks strewn across the floor, in trashcans you've turned the pump off on, put ...

Raven776

Freedom implants are robust as shit. I'd like to see them used more often though...

And uplink implants are better than they sound as well if you actually remember to use one before doing anything openly traitorous or murderous.

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And as the warden, I want shit to be run properly. If an officer is being an asshole to people for no reason, tell me! I'll keep an eye on him. I've had to permabrig one for tazing fellow officers and then screaming rape and that I was a traitor when I was taking his security gear off to throw him ...

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Saegrimr wrote:Recolor assistants and cargotechs from grey to lightblue, maybe it'll calm their greytide spirit.

Piiiiiiiiink

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Removing the AI seems pretty drastic and no fun and empowering security is a vague idea and has every chance to backfire... But I'm actually kinda happy with the idea of removing security standards. Pretty much every job is allowed to be at a ten out of ten in productivity and metagaming from round ...

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Lo6a4evskiy wrote:
bandit wrote:(the exact wording was that security was making a gangbanging porn in the brig with a prisoner)
but that's actually quite funny

Not when they're screaming it constantly and repetitively during what would otherwise be you trying to get answers.

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Well of course. I've had to release plenty of people because they've waited for more than five minutes and the guards were too busy fucking each other to give me an answer... But I mean whenever there's someone that was caught with an emag, caught with the armory in his pocket, seen stealing an RCD,...

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I think my point while a bit off topic was still very relevant to the conversation at hand despite being a response to a very likely typo. If you take away someone's door, there is next to zero chance that an engineer will come fix it. It is IMMENSELY easy to do and removes any sense of security for...

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To be fair, the HoP also guards the bridge and Ian, and there is no effective way to use a taser to remove a riot from the windows in front of his office. And it IS a crime for the HoP to act as security or vigilante or to raid the armory if he isn't the acting captain. Let me explain... You are not...

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IC Romance. Space Station 13 is a terrible place for a date, and bringing anything you like or anyone you love there is a fucking awful idea. Last time I witnessed this happen, the results were hilarious. Let's say we all had a blast . Earlier today, the captain married the quartermaster got marrie...

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Make an auto-injector machine that can be filled up with inap, trico, DD, chloral, or any other chemicals that wouldn't be unbalanced and let it dispense these pens or 10 unit pills through a botany-esque machine that anyone could access instead of dumping a thousand pills onto the chemistry desk.

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I don't know how I'd feel about this. It shouldn't be the armor that makes the man.

I just wish I saw less HoS's go straight for hulk the moment it was out.

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It's retarded for an officer to take someone anywhere but the brig for searching/questioning. It's retarded not to go through whole station to search someone potentially completely innocent? Wow. Not only that, but it actually *wastes the prisoner's time*, as if the officer finds anything he'll hav...

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If you want to make murderboning less likely, make it less achievable. I know this is a policy discussion so I'll address that first. Right now, short of performing non-consensual ERP or participating in metacommunications, a traitor is pretty much allowed free reign to do anything they want. They c...

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Behind the forensic scanner, it is the most informative device on the station.

Honestly, a detective should get a sechud, forensic scanner, medical scanner, and an analyzer in his starting kit. The analyzer might seem unimportant, but it's pretty useful actually.

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Saegrimr wrote:My only problem with the mass driver is we're looking at it from a very low side angle when everything is mostly top-down.

Tilt your computer screen fourty five degrees one way, tilt your head fourty five degrees the other way.

Sideways top down sprite.

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If you remove a door, good luck getting engineering to rebuild it with the proper access. Space or trash that airlock electronics and watch the owner of a newly minted public space get very, very cross.

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Fixing the AI wires is as easy as sabatoging them, and if those three doors mean the difference between the prisoners escaping and overtaking security and sitting in a nice secure area to rot for another ten minutes, then security is incompetent or left weapons lying around an area that should be cl...

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I remember it happening years ago, and admins spawned in nuke ops NPCs to deal with the person going to hijack the shuttle and caused a shitstorm in OOC.

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As for the RP vs assholes, why can't it be both? People on Sybil at least are equal part retarded and douchebags. For every one mutesec who's just a jaded vet sick of listening to people, I can pretty much guarantee you at least two other cases of mutesec are just shitlers who can't be bothered eve...

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It's a shame that there isn't a metastation amount of crates hanging around in maint on box. That could give the drones a way to work for their metal.

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I was the HoS in that round. That round was pretty rough, lots of accusations of powergaming and shit security. I did find it in poor taste that not only did the MMI lie to Security, but that people actually supported the MMI in lieing to Sec. If its any consolation, I found the MMI after the RD wa...

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I can't accept the idea that people whose sole purpose on the station is to improve, build, and fix things using materials from the station to do their job is a bad thing. It's no different from any assistant requesting a stack of metal and giving a valid reason for wanting it. (Gaping hole in the s...

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Better yet, pick him up, put him on your head for a second, and then put him into the disposal bin and quickly flush it.

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Honestly, what ELSE is metal even being used for in Eva? The only thing I know metal is used for from Eva is when cargo for some reason doesn't order more metal/people are too LAZY to ask cargo to order more metal and ship it to their department, when science is lazy, when assistants are going to ro...

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One time as security, we caught some suspicion that someone in science was emagging robots. Generally, all the usual red flags went off... Shitty law 1 or law 2 reasons for doing the things the borgs do, ignoring requests, not stating laws, robotics shutters were down, all the borgs were security bo...

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How can you get into the kitchen/bar area? Tabling someone else, then they table you, or just have them table you to start with. Breaking the windoor/hacking the doors to get in. If it's the windoor, GOOD LUCK getting that shit fixed. Deconstructing tables. Get yourself mailed there by disposals. Em...

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Yeah, from cargo. I like the idea that cargo should be doing me favors. And remote signallers are generally really robust if you know how to use them/have a good excuse for when an admin bwoinks you for excessive security-ness. Also good to note, if you see the people in the brig 'holding each other...

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Five nights at Freddy's gamemode One player is the AI, and the rest are antags forced to wear animal suits. Super darkness mode, APCs start half full and turned off, and the AI needs to survive 30 minutes by turning APCs back on to control and bolt down doors and hinder the animals to keep them out ...

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