Telescience.
Getting told off by an admin playing the 'Pug of Shame' for taking advantage of the fact that I was always a shitter to get away with stealing the captain's ID on lowpop while also being an antagonist.
Making the pug of shame laugh and thus getting off free.
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- Sun Aug 27, 2023 8:14 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Older players - what did you enjoy about playing on /tg/?
- Replies: 239
- Views: 89653
- Mon Dec 19, 2016 9:17 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
- Replies: 2833
- Views: 848844
Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Kaley Angelus says, "Guys." Kaley Angelus says, "If we go out in short bursts." Kaley Angelus asks, "We can get super powers, right?" You feel waves of heat wash over you! Find shelter! Ben Woodson has added the Donk-pocket to the microwave oven. Donovan Mcloan says, &q...
- Mon Jul 11, 2016 2:49 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Repairing bomb damage no longer a real option.
- Replies: 47
- Views: 10567
Re: Repairing bomb damage no longer a real option.
B-but my autism...Kor wrote:There is no reason to fix the station because the station serves no gameplay purpose other than as a highly destructable arena.
- Sun Jul 10, 2016 4:53 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
- Replies: 2833
- Views: 848844
Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
>You are an ash ligger. >You are at war with the humans. >They have shot you and killed your brothers, but you have thinned their numbers. >You strike across the land as a forward guard for your people. >You arrive at the mining station and start breaking windows to vent it out. >You cut the cameras...
- Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:15 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
- Replies: 2833
- Views: 848844
Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
> Be HoS > HoP asks me if he should promote Loves-the-Lizards to security > Tell him not to do it > He does it anyway. > Both singulo and tesla are let loose by incompetent fuckwits from engineering > Loves gets secutiy gear in my absence, turns out to be sleeping carp tator tot and murders all of ...
- Sat Jul 09, 2016 4:09 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Lethal Escalation Against Security
- Replies: 42
- Views: 12094
Re: Lethal Escalation Against Security
It was an IC conflict and i wanted it to remain IC. I considered telling them not to go lethal at all and realized that would be kind of dumb considering sec would unzip the valid baton posthaste regardless. Hell, you were the one bitching that there was not enough conflict outside of antag busines...
- Sat Jul 09, 2016 3:28 am
- Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
- Topic: Lethal Escalation Against Security
- Replies: 42
- Views: 12094
Re: Lethal Escalation Against Security
So wait, when security takes my unloaded stetchkin that I get from the vault on metastation then I can start killing them?
- Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:52 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Simple Questions Thread
- Replies: 2095
- Views: 539082
Re: Simple Questions Thread
One from the medbay vendor. It was on metastation if that changes anything.
- Sat Jul 09, 2016 12:51 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3940
- Views: 1060051
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
I think at one point metastation's vault had a duffel bag with a suit, an ID named "Reaper" and a sketchkin pistol The dufflebag just has some fedora clothes in it. The secure briefcase has the stetchkin. Still in there along with a taser. You can use the stetchkin to crack the money safe...
- Sat Jul 09, 2016 12:10 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Simple Questions Thread
- Replies: 2095
- Views: 539082
Re: Simple Questions Thread
I could not.
- Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:42 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
- Replies: 2282
- Views: 622174
Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
I was once threatened with the gulag because I was a station engineer turning the secondary tool storage into a small office. The tool storage was completely empty and ransacked. Inversely, I was called shitcurity for searching someone who had prints on an emagged door. I didn't brig them or keep th...
- Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:35 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Repairing bomb damage no longer a real option.
- Replies: 47
- Views: 10567
Re: Repairing bomb damage no longer a real option.
Hull breach repairs happen all the time on basil.
At least when I'm online because I'm always first to the scene. I even spent 15 minutes as an antag fixing a hole in the station and trying to patch up the distro loop just so I could flood the station with plasma afterwards.
At least when I'm online because I'm always first to the scene. I even spent 15 minutes as an antag fixing a hole in the station and trying to patch up the distro loop just so I could flood the station with plasma afterwards.
- Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:19 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Simple Questions Thread
- Replies: 2095
- Views: 539082
Re: Simple Questions Thread
How do you fill up chemical implants? The implant pad says you use a syringe on it while it's in the original casing, but the implant specifically says you can't use it on it while it's in its case when you try to use a syringe on it. I prayed, and an admin told me it was really complicated and they...
- Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:17 pm
- Forum: Admin Feedback
- Topic: NikNakFlak
- Replies: 233
- Views: 84425
Re: NikNakFlak
I would vote to re-allow ERP for him.
- Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:14 am
- Forum: Roleplaying
- Topic: Gateway - River Dinner
- Replies: 45
- Views: 16152
Re: Gateway - River Dinner
Juniper Breeze
Assistant
Immediately run through the gateway because I didn't roll antag.
Assistant
Immediately run through the gateway because I didn't roll antag.
- Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:57 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652856
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
>Spawn in as Juniper Breeze, ShaftMiner or whatever. >Haven't done much mining since coming back. >Prue Evans with me, as well as Donatello Versu- >Donatello immediately suicides because he didn't get traitor. >He runs out into the lobby and declares his access is free game. >Dan Dickers walks by, J...
- Sat Jun 18, 2016 7:20 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Screenshots General
- Replies: 2758
- Views: 914408
- Wed Jun 15, 2016 6:45 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Tele-Gulag. For faster, and safer dealing with grey tide.
- Replies: 46
- Views: 12711
Re: Tele-Gulag. For faster, and safer dealing with grey tide
An officer tried to put me in the gulag for repurposing the auxiliary storage room into an office after it was ransacked for lavaland colonization. Security aren't harbingers of infallible justice. They're just players on one side of the computer who do weird memes like the rest of us. No reason to ...
- Wed Jun 15, 2016 5:37 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652856
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
>You are Juniper Breeze the Engineer >Here is your PDA code for syndie goodies >Your target: Detective dead, Reactive teleport armor >Wander around for 40 minutes doing engineer things. Fixing things. Search for a power drain before remembering I've got things to do >Wander into atmos. One atmos tec...
- Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:49 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Low pop murderboner/armory/no sec
- Replies: 49
- Views: 9510
Re: Low pop murderboner/armory/no sec
Adrenals aren't TOO OP. Just headbottle them and light them on fire. It's hilarious. Most lowpop murderboners are too silly to even grab a helmet.
Fire makes every situation better, and it's a tool almost anyone can get access to.
Fire makes every situation better, and it's a tool almost anyone can get access to.
- Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:19 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: RP is at a dangerous low
- Replies: 218
- Views: 52259
Re: RP is at a dangerous low
I once had a round where every head played along with an obvious traitor who was pretending to be the Central Command disk inspector.
- Sun Oct 18, 2015 12:00 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
- Replies: 2282
- Views: 622174
Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Your need for a hamburger is not greater than my need to be not bored for 5 minutes.Not-Dorsidarf wrote:MDs who try and take suicides off the chef because "WE CAN REBUILD HIM"
- Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:35 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile
- Replies: 102
- Views: 29838
Re: Pet Likes Thread - Little things that make you smile
When someone suicides and then lets me stroke my surgery peen by showing up green in a morgue tray so I can defy all of the asshat assistants trying to steal their body by reviving them.
- Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:13 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
- Replies: 2282
- Views: 622174
Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
When people drag suicides/just plain dead people away from the medical doctors to bring them to cloning. If it's a suicide, it's going into the morgue tray and it's shit is getting stolen by US or being returned to the HoP, not you greyshirts. If it's a dead person, it's going in front of the cryo t...
- Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:07 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Cannon weapon thingy with flouro acid loaded
- Replies: 101
- Views: 22435
Re: Cannon weapon thingy with flouro acid loaded
Acid in general is pretty awful.
- Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:09 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Cannon weapon thingy with flouro acid loaded
- Replies: 101
- Views: 22435
Re: Cannon weapon thingy with flouro acid loaded
A properly cooked minibomb.
- Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:38 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Oxygen Tank Suicide nerf.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 5762
Re: Oxygen Tank Suicide nerf.
Bring back random item destruction upon explosion and make gibbing do that too!
- Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:37 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Tele baton- OP!
- Replies: 25
- Views: 5599
Re: Tele baton- OP!
Switch to disarm, hold down a move key away from them, call for help, and then mash mouse click on them. Eventually, you will stand up and be able to sax off/disarm them. People who die from telo baton either die because they give up or the person doing it is a fucking pro with an internet connectio...
- Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:23 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Cryosting is OP
- Replies: 26
- Views: 7144
Re: Cryosting is OP
Ooooor doctors could just inject the cryostung person with some cryox and shove them out the door with their new amazing healing abilities.
- Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:14 am
- Forum: Town Hall
- Topic: Do we really need Basil?
- Replies: 193
- Views: 46695
Re: Do we really need Basil?
I usually only go on Sybil when Basil is empty, not the other way around of Basil when Sybil is full. I don't THINK I have metafriends there.
- Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:58 am
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Plasmamen at Roundstart (MERGED!)
- Replies: 196
- Views: 48874
Re: Plasmamen at Roundstart (BIG update!)
I dont see how being called Dick Fitzwell is equivalent in snowflekk/kek/idiocy to being a neon pink lizard with huge fins, multicolored spines, an anglerfish dingley on your head with a club tail, wearing a schoolgirl outfit called "Cucks-The-Valids" Pink affro, dark black skin, silly na...
- Wed Oct 14, 2015 7:45 am
- Forum: Video Games
- Topic: Cat girl simulator
- Replies: 10
- Views: 4139
Re: Cat girl simulator
I'm only disappointed in myself for clicking on this thread to begin with.
- Wed Oct 14, 2015 6:57 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: RP is at a dangerous low
- Replies: 218
- Views: 52259
Re: RP is at a dangerous low
I suppose I should get back to more RP and less gamey behavior myself. I used to sit around in science and banter a lot, but then that slowly evolved into powergaming and just preparing for a shitstorm. I'd start every character as an RP exercise and end it as a sort of display on how bad that job c...
- Tue Oct 13, 2015 7:17 pm
- Forum: Off Topic
- Topic: Making a SS13 cosplay
- Replies: 97
- Views: 45814
Re: Making a SS13 cosplay
That's actually amazing...
I want to say male, but then I can't say for certain?
That toolbox is gonna be a bitch to hold after a long time, though.
I want to say male, but then I can't say for certain?
That toolbox is gonna be a bitch to hold after a long time, though.
- Tue Oct 13, 2015 6:54 am
- Forum: Spriting and Mapping
- Topic: Asteroid Station!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 19184
Re: Asteroid Station!
I love everything about this.
More gimmicky maps please!
More gimmicky maps please!
- Sun Oct 11, 2015 8:31 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Sources of infinite healing
- Replies: 69
- Views: 15108
Re: Sources of infinite healing
A bit better, yeah. Also, I was here when the defibs were originally added in. For the most part, people couldn't even figure out to chem people up before defibbing them. But it still adds something for doctors to do that other people generally won't think to. Or maybe I'm just biased because I only...
- Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:03 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Sources of infinite healing
- Replies: 69
- Views: 15108
Re: Sources of infinite healing
Don't nerf defibs. They're the only part of being a doctor that makes you better than the knuckle draggers! Cloning is meant to be a punishment that is JUST a bit worse than actually not being found. It's basically being cuffed and locked up for a few minutes and then having to pray they've got brai...
- Sat Oct 10, 2015 10:24 pm
- Forum: Former Admins
- Topic: [NO LONGER ADMIN] Lemonlord
- Replies: 27
- Views: 7662
Re: Lemonlord
He spawned dumb things. I died to a stand anyways. I didn't get spawned in as one of his fun things. Don't mind his intervention in the round at all. Those are the four main points of this. Basically, people're gonna be bitching about him, but all he did was trade some TCs for magicarp status that f...
- Sat Oct 10, 2015 4:00 am
- Forum: Closed Complaints
- Topic: [Saegrimr] Badminning and shitposting
- Replies: 51
- Views: 10989
Re: [Saegrimr] Badminning and shitposting
The greytide did end when I got called out as Malf. Dunno if Robustin' was banned at that point or if they stopped because of it.
- Thu Oct 08, 2015 8:58 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
- Replies: 2282
- Views: 622174
Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Inverse to the previous medical rant: CMOs that respond with 'why?' when I ask them if they want to check out my diseased blood to make sure that the stuff I'm handing out is beneficial. Officers that refuse to slow down or respond when I try to explain what the diseases do or why they'll want them ...
- Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:50 am
- Forum: Resolved Appeals
- Topic: [saegrimr] Banned for lizard racism & slipping
- Replies: 65
- Views: 13264
Re: Banned for lizard racism & slipping
I was the AI during this round. I was even the malf AI. I can confirm that nothing had really happened. I randomed into AI and malf to boot and was trying to get my toes wet before jumping into the dirty (praying that the roboticist would get some borgs). As much as it's worth, it would make a lot o...
- Wed Oct 07, 2015 7:34 pm
- Forum: Coding Feedback
- Topic: Armory re-mapping and autorifle removal
- Replies: 153
- Views: 26016
Re: Armory re-mapping and autorifle removal
Did no one at all bring up the fact that guns can't fire through windows and that makes a huge difference on how combat plays out on this window filled station? I feel that that should factor into the balance discussion a bit.
- Wed Oct 07, 2015 10:11 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
- Replies: 2282
- Views: 622174
Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Scientists that build the entire station inside the science lab to never, ever leave after sucking in every resource and AI board on the station to get there.
- Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:02 pm
- Forum: Resolved Requests
- Topic: Raven776
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1904
Re: Raven776
He responded in OOC chat to everything that I've said already, if you have logs of that. We've had an extensive conversation over the matter and nothing I've said is any different from what I said there. This includes 'space is not atmos' which he insisted anything AROUND ATMOS in space was atmos. H...
- Sun Oct 04, 2015 2:06 am
- Forum: Resolved Requests
- Topic: Raven776
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1904
Re: Raven776
Aha. Fun. So anyways, the series of events is as follows. Become a mediborg. Figure I can cure the diseases running around the station. Disease is cured pretty quickly. I haven't played in a while, so the chem portion and the new cure kinda made me a useless bystander. Go around healing a bunch of a...
- Mon May 04, 2015 7:43 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Memorable Quotes
- Replies: 1434
- Views: 442697
Re: Memorable Quotes
Reese Marcotte says, "Ever since sex got outlawed on this station, I guess people've been lookin ta simulate it." Reese Marcotte says, "Ya know...erotic role play or somethin." The ERP ban has failed. Erp Always finds a way Holy shit, how meta can we get? Have there been people ...
- Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:28 pm
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3940
- Views: 1060051
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
End your wizard round as a burnt up husk on the floor of your den.DemonFiren wrote:That is why you trade a spell point for a toolbox.
- Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:01 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652856
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
I once killed a man by setting up a disposal's loop that shot spears from one side of a doorway to another, waited for someone to step through, and bodychecked them into the right space.
- Wed Apr 01, 2015 2:55 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: Have Kudzu grow through vents
- Replies: 22
- Views: 5080
Re: Have Kudzu grow through vents
Kudzu can already be an unstoppable round wrecker if you don't catch it...
I'd say this is a solid no. Welding vents isn't really an option (there's just so MANY of them after all) so you'd just get an infested ship every time Kudzu spawned and wasn't weed whacked in the first few minutes.
I'd say this is a solid no. Welding vents isn't really an option (there's just so MANY of them after all) so you'd just get an infested ship every time Kudzu spawned and wasn't weed whacked in the first few minutes.
- Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:12 am
- Forum: Ideas
- Topic: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.
- Replies: 3940
- Views: 1060051
Re: ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor id
Since robots got a new font, roundstart clowns should be given comic sans as a font.