/tg/Station 13

*spit as both an emote and also a means to spread 1 unit of a reagent someone has consumed. *spit mixed with anything flammable near a source of fire such as a held lit candle makes 1 tile fire breath but with an increased risk of setting yourself on fire unless you're the clown or mime who are now ...

Stepping on someone with the frug infused dna should make the funny frog noise.

I feel like Clown will recruit the crew into building sand castles/forts.

I don't know how I feel about this. On one hand I'm pro race specific mutations. "Human, but it talks weird" always seems absurd to me and I wanna see the genetic trees for each race get weird. On the other, wolverine claws for cat people is too cool of a mutation for cat people. Not unles...

Chain ladder: Attach it to a railing to make an impromptu ladder that falls down to the next floor.

Can be detached and rolled up by someone next to the railing.

You can finally have the combat pit you've always dreamed of.

What if they made it a buffed version of the curator's whip that only someone with the captain's hat or spacesuit can use.

The hat just serves as a funny limitation.

Cargo Request Consoles: activate a hidden menu that lets traitors order traitor gear without a PDA or pen, provided they memorize their pass code and still have telecrystals. Not the cargo ordering computer, but those rando flat panel things on every department wall. Basically as long as people cont...

Janitor's door remote: Basically a master key for the janitor to open more doors. Only extends to department hallways, and should not (but will probably) be lost by the janitor or misused.

Putting a soul shard on a wired rod should make a talking spear.

Worst yet, being embedded by said spear could result in a chance of being partially possessed by the shard's soul until the spear falls out.

An antag that is capable of adapting against all the major types of damage, but only one at a time. Think about as weird as changeling, but more like playing rock paper scissors with greytide. It would still be pretty punished by explosions (especially since it combines fire, brute, and suffication ...

Portable Spacesuit Belt.

Totally not a rip off of popular franchises from japan, it's a belt that puts a spacesuit over your armor and helmet slot when activated.

Enchanter: A discount wizard for people who want to be a chill wizard but not get shot on sight by security. Basically someone who's mere existance should annoy the chaplain, can chill with Curator, break cult toys when they're not being called a satanist by the chaplain and do unspecified research ...

I think it would be funnier to make it a uniform for captain, which only mime, captain, and clown can see.

Everyone else just sees captain not wearing pants.

Imbecile trait All machines are now unusable. Words you say are no longer smart. You "forget" how to use certain items at random moments. I'm well aware that you could have an atmos tech or scientist who's a complete idiot, but I don't know how you fix that. Even worse design suggestion wo...

I still think drunk boxing should be a thing for space station 13. Get your alcohol amount at a certain amount and combat changes to fit how a drunk person would act. The risk being you can also poison yourself and pass out, plus stuns upon vomiting. People with actual martial arts gloves/skills wou...

Infinidoor gauntlet: Collect the remote from every head on the station and combine it with a pair of gloves to create a pair of gloves that can open, bolt, electrify, etc every single door on the station.

Being someone dumb who types stuff in say only to forget that I didn't add ; to the beginning of the text, what if "shift + t" turned the say input box into a radio input box. At minimum it just defaults to whatever the common radio is, but maybe for specialized radios you could set the de...

Bluespace projector arm: A bluespace projector somehow surgically attached to an arm.