When most of the crew have migrated to the white ship, and the captain asks "Where is everybody?"
Usually followed by the cacophonous chorus of crewmembers calling for a recall
Search found 11 matches
- Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:16 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Writing on the Wall: Signs a Shuttle Call is Coming
- Replies: 14
- Views: 4649
- Sun Aug 26, 2018 1:01 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652870
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Have you ever been so unrobust that you die to an unconscious target? > be engineer > be in cargo for some reason > decide disposals is the fastest way out of cargo > oh hey there's blood on th-*CRUNCHGRINDWHIRRRRRRRRR* > ded > laugh in deadchat about people being ground into hamburger by the recycl...
- Wed Jul 18, 2018 3:38 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: What is your worst traitor or general antag round that you have had?
- Replies: 24
- Views: 6104
Re: What is your worst traitor or general antag round that you have had?
> QM headrev > See my cargo tech moving freight > "Wanna see a magic tr-" > not given a chance to even pull out my flash, robusted and dragged to sec > Almost RP my way out of getting implanted > Miner lies through their teeth about seeing me flash the other cargo tech > naniwtf.jpg > Impl...
- Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:40 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Screenshots General
- Replies: 2758
- Views: 914446
Re: Screenshots General
I actually didn't notice that, god damn I'm not a smart engie.
- Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:03 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Screenshots General
- Replies: 2758
- Views: 914446
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 3:32 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652870
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Probably the most fun round I've had as a head of staff. Spoilered due to length. > be Chuck Ray > be HoP > YOU ARE THE INTERNAL AFFAIRS AGENT, ASSASINATE CHUCK BICAR THE STATION ENGINEER > N-Nani?! > Chuck Vs. Chuck > Announce HoP line opening for five minutes, do HoP things, close HoP line. > See ...
- Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:51 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Whats a thing that you did once on ss13 that you fear ever doing again?
- Replies: 159
- Views: 48378
Re: Whats a thing that you did once on ss13 that you fear ever doing again?
Stealing a traitor's ID, using his last TC to buy a syndicate key, then going incognito as a traitor to gain their trust. It ended up not working because A: The AI was subverted, B: I was the HoP, and C: the captain decided to go on a rampage against the traitor who had literally been baiting syndic...
- Fri May 25, 2018 12:20 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: circuit craigslist: post your cool stuff you made
- Replies: 112
- Views: 48403
Re: circuit craigslist: post your cool stuff you made
I made an assembly-sized programmable pocket calculator. {"assembly":{"type":"type-b electronic assembly","opened":31337,"name":"A110 Programmable Pocket Calculator","desc":"The A110 MKII calculator from Admiral Business Mach...
- Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:14 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Do plasma fires just not happen anymore?
- Replies: 29
- Views: 7201
Re: Do plasma fires just not happen anymore?
There was actually a stealth-nerf to plasma fires, turns out there was a code error causing them to burn MUUUUUUCH hotter than they should. Now the math is right, and they burn less hot and are slightly harder to get going, just flooding a plasma tank no longer guarantees an area to be uninhabitable...
- Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:44 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
- Replies: 2028
- Views: 652870
Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Probably nothing really special, but it was my first time ever being a borgo slaved to a valid salad AI > Bored of being human, decide to be borgo > AI is named Rouge > get brained, Am onlined as a borgo > Become Engiborg > TRAITOR LAW 0 HELP AI COMPLETE OBJECTIVES > Rouge is Rouge > johntron_oh_boy...
- Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:43 am
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
- Replies: 2833
- Views: 848873
Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret
> Playing sec > Shit goes down, end up having to evac > Sec piles into sec pod > A wild engineer appears! > He got into sec by deconstructing the exterior airlock in the pod bay > Tries to enter pod > HoS: "Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen...