/tg/Station 13

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Does it actually achieve anything of value?

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This is great

Do me ples

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Why did Trump ban dem muslims? Is it just a populist move or what? It seems pretty retarded to me, but I want to like Trump I guess but also can't be assed to do my own research on murican politics since I'm a euro.

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Also the girls looked a bit weird and some of the ""athletes"" on my team had HUGE GUTS and there was a ""powerlifter"" who was like the stereotypical all fat no muscle maximum back arch dude. The team needs to roid, especially since the main competitor team r...

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I ate two packets of ramen yesterday and now my pee stinks of MSG and spice packets. I also made broth that I now use to make ramen here's the link: https://aluminumchef.quora.com/Garricks-Home-Made-Ramen I am getting tired of ramen and of food in general, might become some kind of proton shake guzz...

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I played murican football yesterday as a guard and it was fun but made me feel like I'm in special olympics with all the silly finger-breaking helmets and armor and frequent stops and all that.

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If you did you'd send me presents for my birthday

Right?

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roros were cute

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*flips table*
BULLSHIT

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I had a dream where I bought a new bicycle and was going to ride it to a cabin in the woods with my ex, the weather was great, I was really looking forward to it and to having sex with the ex. Then I met my ex, and she started asking me how I plan to get to the cabin, and I was like we just ride our...

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Should they be able to?

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Are the British Royal Family really shape-shifting lizards? Does that mean they are jewish?

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You are not Silverman's friends and now it's obvious to her. Are you happy now?

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What would asstants get?

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Saeg is your friend he fights for freedom from players

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sketatium

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There's a complete lack of luxury items on the station. We should add some. They should have the same function and sprites as non-luxury items, but there should be a prefix "Luxury" to their names, for instance "Luxury grey jumpsuit" or "Luxury bucket", or "luxury ...

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you have to greentext alot

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Now I don't want to drink the rest of the beer and I don't want any noodles anymore and since that's the only thing I wanted to eat I'll likely die of hunger

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It's like I took ramen and added a few teaspoons of antibiotic powders you know the bitter thing

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Beer turned everything utterly bland and the only thing it imparted on taste is this unpleasant hot sensation at the back of the throat, kinda like mulled wine but without any taste, just the sensation.

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Okay I did the beer ramen thing and it's meh

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Don't rape moon people or musical ufo will come down and take them away and they're really pretty muh feels

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I realized I love ramen more than any other food. I used to fry pork strips in ginger-soy sauce mixture and would add them and an egg and chili to my ramen but we all know that's bullshit. At the same time plane ramen is a bit too plane. I currently throw a raw egg in, the yolk coats the noodles and...

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Dweebs should drop whatever they're holding and take 3 burn damage if splashed by hot beverages/hot cup noodle because I just made cup noodles and they're hot as fuck

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Give wiznerd a spell that turns all projectiles and thrown items around him into flowers like in animes:

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Bush was the best

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In the eyes of God we all behave like that.

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CosmicScientist wrote:We're living in a post satire world; it's very hard to tell what is satire when anything goes.

That and it doesn't advertise satire. That short clip mostly comes off as asking for one of two jarring reactions.

Don't we live in a metamodernist world

Anyway what about the robots

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Well if infected crewmen aren't antags, sec can't kill them without provocation since that will result in a ban anyway.

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Shold each strain have a different cure? That and not letting infected people suicide/not letting sec execute them on the spot for sneezing should make the pandemic hard to stop. Regular crew should also have some justification/opportunity to riot, I guess. Maybe have it as a high-level symptom or h...

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What does "euthanization" mean here?
Could you maybe manage "evolution" of the disease separately for each infected?
Do monkeys get infected/count too?
We could have an objective to have x number of infected escape too.

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Make station goals easier like for instance SECURING THE DISK

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doesn't have facebook, doesn't take selfies automatically when detecting best light/angle, it's shit

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Remove singularity Remove tesla Remove security lasers Remove security eguns Remove security shotguns Remove double eswords Remove eswords Remove edaggers Remove revolvers Remove stetchkins Remove throwing stars Remove TTVs Remove syndicate bombs Remove minibombs Remove IEDs Remove fireaxes Remove s...

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How old should one be to play the game
Asking for a friend

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Are carrot shivs edible?

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I like mopping, as a drone.

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Is The Forest finished as in complete as in fully released? I got bored of it after the initial 1 hour experience of "oh god how do I survive this night oh god I am freezing to death oh god the fire is attracting the cannibals oh god I ran away from the fire and now they're following me" t...

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How about instead of a button that you press when you fall in crit, there's a button in brig that you have to hit with your ID every 140 seconds or it activates and sounds a horrible siren sound that everyone on the station hears, and shows huge red text OFFICER FIL FILSKY IN DANGER AI TRACK HIM! in...

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Okay so if spears, bolas and other shit are mostly blocked, I agree that double esword should be nerfed, mainly because only having a flamethrower/dragnet/beartrap capable of stopping desword noslips sunglasses is probably not good but then also: My point, the one I am pushing forward, is that I bel...

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So what are we going to do with automatisation and overpopulation? Is overpopulation even a problem? We have huge unclaimed areas in Siberia, surely if we could come together and build infrastructure there we'd stave off overpopulation or whatever for another 50 years or whatever? And what's up with...

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You're assuming the user is not wearing a item that resists these attacks. Pepper Spray is my first port of call but any Traitor worth their crystals is wearing something to block them. Well if the dude took 3 minutes to scour maint for sunglasses maybe our sec dude can spend 3 minutes making bolas...

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I for one look forward to dunking more double esword losers with bolas and spears.

Desword was buffed right as it is an amazingly ineffective and shitty item if you compare it to, say, revolver, and it is countered by sec default loadout (flashbang, pep spray).

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Donald Trump has made a lot of poor decisions about who to attack, how to attack them, and for how long to sustain the attack. But it seems like even he's not dumb enough to go after Michelle Obama. Michelle Obama is a black woman, so starting a fight with her is going to piss off African Americans ...

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Stand Alone Complex. Never watched the remaster, only the original + innocence + some SAC episodes.

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That's a lie, I just joined up as mime and NO PUPPET

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That'd be pretty fun, and of course if it hits megafauna they aggro on you.

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Oh shit

MSO you make things happen
Darkseris thanks for coming up with the idea

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It's a fucking hand puppet. http://www.thisoldtoy.com/new-images/images-ok/800-899/FP860-EB71445832-B.JPG Take it in your hand, use it in-hand, and it opens a chat window. Type whatever you want, and the puppet says it in a comic sans font, can't be used with radio. For example: Urist picks up the p...

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