/tg/Station 13

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I went to a place that does MMA and has a gym to ask if I can do judo + boxing and use their gym and instead the instructors kept telling me I need to do muay thai because if some drug addicts attack me on the street I won't be able to protect myself without muay thai because the addicts will lowkic...

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I never finished Skyrim either. Or Oblivion. Morrowind was my only fantasy RPG for a few years tough, so I kinda didn't have a choice of not finishing it.

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I liked Morrowind a lot and the world was great. The whole "British Raj but instead of British it's fantasy Roman and instead of Raj it's some bug thing place" vibe was great. Now I wanna play it again and am wondering if there are some mods or someshit I should use to replicate the whole ...

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stop necroposting take the forums seriously!

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Make singulo leave chasms

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Or killing engies, blowing engieborgs, boltmagging the airlocks and breaking into the cockpit from space.

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I don't know I mean Your side of the story: After reading the rules, I decided that I was perfectly ready to accept whatever strange deviancy came my way if I did not specify my preferences. Therefore, I wrote a small reference to the game "Dwarf Fortress" in line with my name and dwarven ...

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I need insanity in my life to feel sane. Today I discovered Vorestation ban appeal forum though. Should help me pull through this month.

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Redemption had better atmosphere and plot. >be crusader >go kill a vampire or someshit >get embraced by true brujah I think? >ask jews for help >waifu stolen by tzimisce >go after waifu get buried under rocks >get excavated 1000 years later >fuck around in London or someshit >fuck around New York fo...

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I don't get why Space Law is taboo to be honest. My only gripe with sec is that I've no idea what to expect after any given transgression. One time you kill the captain and get five minutes, other time you break into his office to steal donuts and get perma.

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What is the appropriate response when security attacks you/abuses you/arrests you FNR for 20 minutes? Adminhelping about cell times or false arrests is generally "IC issue," but retaliating violently will get you banned. If you retaliate non violently they'll "escalate" to murde...

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Imagine aliens, rogue ai or a cult based around the asteroid shuttle landing zone. Or when you're a ling and you're trying to revive and then a shuttle lands on top of you. Evidently we need to rework all these game modes.

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Dreamed I was at a 7/11 and couldn't pick something to buy. I kept examining different food items extensively for what felt like hours but just couldn't find one that I really wanted. Every time I examined something I would pick it up and turn it around in my hands and bring it really close to my f...

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Finally told them I'm leaving, one more month of this bullshit, then I am free and happy, and won't have to use the forums to keep myself sane at work, and everyone will be better off.

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>want to talk to my boss re me leaving
>fucker says I HAVE NO TIME RIGHT NOW and buggers out of the office

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The idea behind the ashwalkers was to give players an opportunity to kill more lizards. It doesn't really matter if the lizards that are dying are ashwalkers or station lizards, or if they die by a human or lizard hand. So ash walkers are not only allowed, they are encouraged to kill each other, and...

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When all you have is shitposting everything looks like a nail nice tune

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I went to a local children's library for nostalgia's sake and was greeted by the smell of old paper and by librarians and there was this hot, uh, nerd, I guess? She was 18 or so. I immediately wanted to volunteer to work at the library but then I remembered I am taken and also thought that staining ...

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It's my second one btw first one is kind of a blunder but we all love it anyway. It can't help itself.

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For having a penis the form and size of which are just perfect.

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Chinatown was the best part of VTMB and I wish Mr Ox had more quests and I also wish I knew who he really was.

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Werewolves were fun and essentially free xp for killing them.

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It's awesome but it's also kinda shit because it was released prematurely.

Install community patch or whatever that shit is called that restores cut content and makes shit harder.

Also what Capi said. Nosferatu gameplay is kinda different to the rest too and IMO is the most fun.

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when you will be on your deathbed
ask yourself this question again
and see if the answer will be "pepperoni is all you need" again
kiddo

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Why do americans only eat pizzas with 0 or 1 toppings?

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i don't care you fucking cunt. you look like an inbred mother of two that is waiting for her welfare benefits to arrive in the mail so she can get that gender change she has always wanted. you probably love Satan and for that you will go to hell for the rest of eternity, and your punishment will be ...

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I regret buying the "dadlifts are hard to recover from" meme. I wish I did high volume dadlifting before.

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So apparently this is a non-issue because mining mobs are easily disposed of by a borg luring them to space, the station damage is less than that of a released singulo or tesla which happens way more often, and people who are killed in the process mostly deserve it anyway?

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no way fag

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I'm fine with it as long as the station gets it spam.
Actually while we're at it make PDA messages keep data about the location they were sent from which can be viewed from that tcomms console.

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Traitors can purchase a 10TC device that when slapped on a tcomms hub or somesuch starts sending out randomly generated spam PDA and radio messages ("Buy Syndicate Sneakers, now with No Slip Sole!" "This station sponsored by Bepsi Co!"). One pda message to a random PDA and one ra...

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Is megafauna resistant to boolits from sec rifles/buckshots/bombs? I mean buckshot deals 90 damage if all pellets hit, autorifle is 20 rounds x 20 damage, megafauna has 2500 health except for Legion, should be killable even on-station, especially if you remove healing from asstant corpses. What happ...

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Armhulen wrote:hos reminds me of eustace from courage

Courage the Greytiding Assistant, "stupid assistant! Ooga booga perma!", "Oh no! My valids! I have to save my valids!"
it's like pottery

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How much resources can lavaland actually provide?

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Is it me or does emagging vendors now does nothing?

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That girl's name was Beardbeard Godslayer

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ThanatosRa wrote:I had a thought. How would one go about doing a GWAR themed Nuke Ops round?

Pretend to be a travelling band, get high and drunk, kill everyone.

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It takes me about 10 minutes of inefficient mining to get about 6k worth of points. I'm fairly new to mining and don't autism about making everything optimal. I've no idea about the share of each type of ore in those 6k points. I assume that in an hour I could get at least 50 tiles of rare ores (gol...

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Bleeding buckshot.
Does 0 damage but causes bleeding.

Also the pellets embed.

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That would've been nice

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For you and for me. But maybe not for everybody.

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It'd probably be ok if you could access station map from some OOC tab. It doesn't have to be a thorough map with all the objects, maybe just a link to a mspaint map that shows where all departments are or somesuch.

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Wait, SS13 actually requires a decent video card? I thought it could run smoothly on a potato. I should run it on a decent card then, maybe that'll get rid of lagspikes I am getting.

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I'd rather not get a migraine from the virtual workplace I bumble around in thanks. Why? It would be immersive. for some reason I think it won't hog resources Rethink it Fine, I'll rewrite SS13 and make it not costly I am 100% committed to the project the first release is expected on 10/10/2016.

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If you clean lavaland as a janiborg your efforts will go unappreciated.

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Lumbermancer wrote:Ask around on /g/ in chinkshit thread.

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The function is already there, and for some reason I think it won't hog resources. So can we make lights randomly flicker for no reason but to be atmospheric? Like, every light on the station has a 0.001 chance to flicker every tick, and 0.1% of lights are faulty and flicker ALL THE TIME. And maybe ...

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I played with this 8 months old newfie yesterday and it was pretty awesome, my hands still smell like dog I need to get a big hairy dog.

Best part was the owner told me the pup is too lazy to go for long walks.

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>nukeop >go to the station >clown mobs everywhere >for some reason tgstation join screen pops up from time to time >more clown mobs >finally find a lone botanist hey dude what's with the clowns? i dunno >depart, yet more clown mobs >find a bunch of stragglers in engi lobby hey guys what's with the c...

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