/tg/Station 13

some kid told me i would be a good masochist today

Dear Syndicate Defector,

What's the pay like?

Sincerely,
Curious in Centcomm

Hello broomy, since logging started in January 2013, you connected to TGStation 590 times. Your first connection was on 2013-12-10 16:35:45 (785 days ago). You probably played in about 310 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 20608 minutes, which is 343.4 hours, or 14.3 full days, or 0.47 full mo...

1. Are there any good up-to-date Toxins guides yet?
2. With the advent of the pimpin' ride, how can I be a more efficient janitor?
3. How can I assist RnD and the station with the Experimentor?

so people are saying the sale is actually an ARG for Half-Life 3 apparently lots of little secrets hidden. subtle lambdas, secret messages that you can only find if you dig real deep, and the comic takes place on the south pole (where the borealis ended up) I've heard about this. Though, considerin...

I remember having a dream when I was younger where I woke up in my parent's bed in the morning. The TV facing the bed was off, which for some reason was something of interest to me. I started walking downstairs to the living room, but stopped near the top when I saw my mother and father sitting down...

I liked the part where Geoff Keighley put down Konami for not letting Kojima go to the VGAs.

Old Grey
Vincent Spaceguy
Jackie Dalton
Synthetics

>be roboticist >have partner >fast forward a bit >ai apparently rouge >disconnect cameras and weld grates >little while later, fix an apparently rouge borg >fast forward again >plasma and fire everywhere >partner fucked off >science is relatively quiet >hell, the station is relatively quiet >at leas...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YubpIaMaYTI

Fuck yeah, R-Type.

>latejoin >try to be roboticist >misclick and hit HoS instead >meet my underlings >a respectful and knowing lizardwoman >and a quiet and somewhat knowing human >they go off >clean up shop, secure high-risk items >lizard hopping place to place >no word on human >regroup at cargo >rd wants weapon pins...

>latejoin as roboticist >enter my office >HoP doing god knows what to someone >in a state of confusion for some time >different people entering my office at random intervals >whatisgoingon.jpg >eventually just stops >people are starting to build mechs without my help >okay >build myself an odysseus ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT8BmY92nM0

admin_events.craft

Emag into HoP's office. Parapen him. Remove his headset. Lock him in his own closet. Take Ian to a remote place in Maint. Buckle him into a chair. Take Ian hostage and demand that if your traitor objectives are not sent to you/killed, Ian dies. Once shuttle is called, request safe passage home or Ia...

Ahh. I can smell the controversy already.

>cult round >do some rnd with rd >eventually robotic's durand-durand goes awol >can't disable it because it has no beacon on it >volunteer to attach it to the mech >run around and eventually find it next to the entrance to fort cargonia >attach it >hailed as a hero by my pai and the rd >get to the s...

One from yesterday. >be the lowly cargo tech >have cargonian companion >and no quartermaster >do cargo tech stuff for the first part of the round >go to grab metal and glass >when suddenly, a wand and a staff drop at my feet >hooboy.mp3 >turns out they're just door-making sticks for trespassing grey...

What the FUCK is a Chapter Master?!

Trust no one.

Just to jinx you, I'm gonna start doing these things when I go miner.