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by Broomstick
Thu Mar 10, 2016 11:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler
Replies: 5185
Views: 1349361

Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

some kid told me i would be a good masochist today

NSFW:
what the fuck
by Broomstick
Mon Feb 08, 2016 6:48 pm
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Ask a Syndicate Defector
Replies: 20
Views: 8199

Re: Ask a Syndicate Defector

Dear Syndicate Defector,

What's the pay like?

Sincerely,
Curious in Centcomm
by Broomstick
Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:08 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: "How many hours have you wasted?" thread
Replies: 144
Views: 45413

Re: "How many hours have you wasted?" thread

Hello broomy, since logging started in January 2013, you connected to TGStation 590 times. Your first connection was on 2013-12-10 16:35:45 (785 days ago). You probably played in about 310 rounds, or somewhere in the ballpark of 20608 minutes, which is 343.4 hours, or 14.3 full days, or 0.47 full mo...
by Broomstick
Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:48 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Simple Questions Thread
Replies: 2095
Views: 573187

Re: Simple Questions Thread

1. Are there any good up-to-date Toxins guides yet?
2. With the advent of the pimpin' ride, how can I be a more efficient janitor?
3. How can I assist RnD and the station with the Experimentor?
by Broomstick
Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:05 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1181
Views: 419475

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

successful_drop_pod_ops.ogg
[youtube]lNkZSMlH-mw[/youtube]
by Broomstick
Sun Jan 03, 2016 7:43 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Steam sale
Replies: 108
Views: 23880

Re: Steam sale

so people are saying the sale is actually an ARG for Half-Life 3 apparently lots of little secrets hidden. subtle lambdas, secret messages that you can only find if you dig real deep, and the comic takes place on the south pole (where the borealis ended up) I've heard about this. Though, considerin...
by Broomstick
Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:45 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Dream Journal
Replies: 143
Views: 70862

Re: Dream Journal

I remember having a dream when I was younger where I woke up in my parent's bed in the morning. The TV facing the bed was off, which for some reason was something of interest to me. I started walking downstairs to the living room, but stopped near the top when I saw my mother and father sitting down...
by Broomstick
Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:49 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: The 2015 VEE GEE AYYYYYYS
Replies: 28
Views: 6230

Re: The 2015 VEE GEE AYYYYYYS

I liked the part where Geoff Keighley put down Konami for not letting Kojima go to the VGAs.
by Broomstick
Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:07 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: What is your Character's theme song?
Replies: 78
Views: 39425

Re: What is your Character's theme song?

Old Grey
Spoiler:
[youtube]tCYWymG9fSs[/youtube]
Vincent Spaceguy
Spoiler:
[youtube]IoJpB9djMhY[/youtube]
Jackie Dalton
Spoiler:
[youtube]BuMeJL7VCug[/youtube]
Synthetics
Spoiler:
[youtube]4XGJT5vEe9I[/youtube]

Or when malf:
[youtube]QnXPqUU6fI0[/youtube]
by Broomstick
Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:10 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 898733

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>be roboticist >have partner >fast forward a bit >ai apparently rouge >disconnect cameras and weld grates >little while later, fix an apparently rouge borg >fast forward again >plasma and fire everywhere >partner fucked off >science is relatively quiet >hell, the station is relatively quiet >at leas...
by Broomstick
Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:00 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: awesome vidya intros(outros)
Replies: 5
Views: 2713

Re: awesome vidya intros(outros)



Fuck yeah, R-Type.
by Broomstick
Sat Mar 21, 2015 12:58 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 898733

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>latejoin >try to be roboticist >misclick and hit HoS instead >meet my underlings >a respectful and knowing lizardwoman >and a quiet and somewhat knowing human >they go off >clean up shop, secure high-risk items >lizard hopping place to place >no word on human >regroup at cargo >rd wants weapon pins...
by Broomstick
Sun Dec 21, 2014 5:40 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 898733

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>latejoin as roboticist >enter my office >HoP doing god knows what to someone >in a state of confusion for some time >different people entering my office at random intervals >whatisgoingon.jpg >eventually just stops >people are starting to build mechs without my help >okay >build myself an odysseus ...
by Broomstick
Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:02 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1181
Views: 419475

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

by Broomstick
Sat Nov 29, 2014 8:00 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Mislabeled Filenames
Replies: 1181
Views: 419475

Re: Mislabeled Filenames

by Broomstick
Fri Nov 14, 2014 9:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Traitor Ideas you wanna pull off.
Replies: 302
Views: 85073

Re: Traitor Ideas you wanna pull off.

Emag into HoP's office. Parapen him. Remove his headset. Lock him in his own closet. Take Ian to a remote place in Maint. Buckle him into a chair. Take Ian hostage and demand that if your traitor objectives are not sent to you/killed, Ian dies. Once shuttle is called, request safe passage home or Ia...
by Broomstick
Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:05 pm
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Sawrge the Video Game
Replies: 99
Views: 29490

Re: Sawrge the Video Game

Ahh. I can smell the controversy already.
by Broomstick
Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:59 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2030
Views: 694331

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>cult round >do some rnd with rd >eventually robotic's durand-durand goes awol >can't disable it because it has no beacon on it >volunteer to attach it to the mech >run around and eventually find it next to the entrance to fort cargonia >attach it >hailed as a hero by my pai and the rd >get to the s...
by Broomstick
Sat Sep 06, 2014 4:33 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2030
Views: 694331

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

One from yesterday. >be the lowly cargo tech >have cargonian companion >and no quartermaster >do cargo tech stuff for the first part of the round >go to grab metal and glass >when suddenly, a wand and a staff drop at my feet >hooboy.mp3 >turns out they're just door-making sticks for trespassing grey...
by Broomstick
Sun Aug 10, 2014 12:49 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Chapter Master
Replies: 41
Views: 11383

Re: Chapter Master

What the FUCK is a Chapter Master?!
by Broomstick
Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:02 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What SS13 taught you
Replies: 139
Views: 48451

Re: What SS13 taught you

Trust no one.
by Broomstick
Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:21 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Blessed's Guide to how to not fucking suck at mining
Replies: 25
Views: 12470

Re: Blessed's Guide to how to not fucking suck at mining

Just to jinx you, I'm gonna start doing these things when I go miner.