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by BONERMASTER
Mon Aug 17, 2020 9:57 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Another One Bites The Space Dust: PR #52873 And The Banishment Of Engines
Replies: 93
Views: 18849

Re: Another One Bites The Space Dust: PR #52873 And The Banishment Of Engines

fucking poof Your opinion is "I liked the old engines, and I don't like the change that removes them!", yet you go around grandstanding about fucking design philosophy and the alignment of the stars, making it seem like an objective mistake and being a backdooring manipulative cunt about ...
by BONERMASTER
Sun Aug 16, 2020 11:33 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Another One Bites The Space Dust: PR #52873 And The Banishment Of Engines
Replies: 93
Views: 18849

Re: Another One Bites The Space Dust: PR #52873 And The Banishment Of Engines

Why is it better off? Pretty simple, because they needed zero brains, needed zero input after they were set up, and generated enough energy to power at least 4 additional stations at the same time, with the tesla potentially infinite. Not to say that the SM isn't particularly demanding and complica...
by BONERMASTER
Sun Aug 16, 2020 9:24 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Melee combat sucks
Replies: 42
Views: 9707

Re: Melee combat sucks

Yeah man, I agree. That disarm rework and all that stuff just ain't enough. I'm getting input lag on US servers anyway, and hunting a shithead with my mouse while he sprints around like Usain Bolt is not only painstakingly frustrating, it's also highly unsuccessful, almost all the clicks I do make j...
by BONERMASTER
Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:41 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Another One Bites The Space Dust: PR #52873 And The Banishment Of Engines
Replies: 93
Views: 18849

Re: Another One Bites The Space Dust: PR #52873 And The Banishment Of Engines

Lmao, the game ain't in a worse state. Ima tell you that it's better off without these engines, and if the SM gets tweaked and refitted to make power generation an ongoing process, then we're right on track. Personally, I would have left em in as relics for charlie and the russki station, but then a...
by BONERMASTER
Tue Aug 11, 2020 11:37 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Fugitive weapons researcher ponders for 26 minutes how to set you on fire
Replies: 0
Views: 724

Fugitive weapons researcher ponders for 26 minutes how to set you on fire

[youtube]UNisqZOAaAs[/youtube]


This kid gives me the spooks.
by BONERMASTER
Tue Aug 11, 2020 9:38 pm
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Hi again crew,
Replies: 18
Views: 7108

Re: Hi again crew,

What is this shit, romeo and juliet? Get on your knees and start getting to work already!
by BONERMASTER
Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:22 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: the alignment chart that matters
Replies: 15
Views: 3495

Re: the alignment chart that matters

Denton wrote:yet another good take by STÄNDERMEISTER
Thank you, I always aim to please.
by BONERMASTER
Sat Aug 08, 2020 2:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The powermove you all fear
Replies: 2
Views: 578

The powermove you all fear

Traitor: dead
Security officer: puts handcuffs on him.
by BONERMASTER
Fri Aug 07, 2020 10:12 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Chessboard / Universal board
Replies: 1
Views: 604

Chessboard / Universal board

Not the cheap garbage we have in the holoroom. I'm talking interactive chessboards, placed in the bar for example, with a fancy UI where you can see all the pieces and just drag and move em. In fact, we could get all sorts of board games in here and just have people switch the game mode on the board...
by BONERMASTER
Fri Aug 07, 2020 1:49 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Open letter to the two people in this forum that know nothing about setting up solars
Replies: 34
Views: 6944

Re: Open letter to the two people in this forum that know nothing about setting up solars

This thread is making think we should put back in the check that would cause it to not charge if power available on the input net was below the input rate. edit: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/27237 No man, that shit ain't bueno. The system right now, you just get it. Input is how much...
by BONERMASTER
Thu Aug 06, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Open letter to the two people in this forum that know nothing about setting up solars
Replies: 34
Views: 6944

Re: Open letter to the two people in this forum that know nothing about setting up solars

Lot's of wrong answers in this thread. This concerns me. The maximum power of solars averages at 90 KW. If you jank the output up to and above that, it's hotwired. I have prepared an educational video for you to take in and reflect on everything you have learned in this thread. [youtube]xra6KylsqEE[...
by BONERMASTER
Wed Aug 05, 2020 11:07 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Open letter to the two people in this forum that know nothing about setting up solars
Replies: 34
Views: 6944

Re: Open letter to the two people in this forum that know nothing about setting up solars

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Before your engineering contract is terminated, I'll reveal you the answer: Input is the limit on how much energy you are allowing the SMES to take. This only plays a role with multiple connected SMES units, so you can adjust how much each of them is getting. For th...
by BONERMASTER
Wed Aug 05, 2020 4:04 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Open letter to the two people in this forum that know nothing about setting up solars
Replies: 34
Views: 6944

Open letter to the two people in this forum that know nothing about setting up solars

200 KW input - 200 KW output get this out of your head. You put solars up as energy backup. But if you set the output to the input, then you don't have a back up. That's hotwiring the solars, and it's a simple consequence. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand that. Set the output to...
by BONERMASTER
Tue Aug 04, 2020 9:09 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What is going on D:
Replies: 46
Views: 7464

Re: What is going on D:

Space Panda wrote:Sorry my dude, but I saw this pic of Princess Luna and completely fell in love with it

[youtube]YgSeSXFGVEI[/youtube]


hey, is that you?
by BONERMASTER
Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Rest in peace, Campbell round 143317. 2020-08-01 15:09 - 2020-08-03 07:23
Replies: 9
Views: 2225

Re: Rest in peace, Campbell round 143317. 2020-08-01 15:09 - 2020-08-03 07:23

I fucking knew it, you can't have one good night of sleep without having some fucking rat weasel it's way into the station and call the shuttle when nobody is there. Should start organizing ourselves into shifts and always have someone ready to gun them down like the degenerates that they are.
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:17 am
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Add Ringer to the departments
Replies: 25
Views: 5072

Add Ringer to the departments

It happened to all of us at some point: You went to the science desk, you ask over the radio if somebody is there, and nobody responds. Eventually you break in, only to discover the whole department is swarming with them, each very busy with their important project. It's not their fault, really. Som...
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:43 pm
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: Fuck these smileys
Replies: 27
Views: 11620

Re: Fuck these smileys

Armhulen wrote:God I miss old emag sprite it's so nostalgic
If you're talking about this :id:, that's not an emag, that's a normal ID. Can't you tell?
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 29, 2020 6:16 pm
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: Fuck these smileys
Replies: 27
Views: 11620

Re: Fuck these smileys

Listen, nothing against emoticons, but that's what you use If you are poor as shit and can't afford someone that can put actual code in your chat. TG has enough god damn donators, we can have some decent smileys.
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:28 am
Forum: Site, Forums, And Wiki
Topic: Fuck these smileys
Replies: 27
Views: 11620

Fuck these smileys

they are way too :o tiny, I have to use a :geek: magnifying glass to see any of them, and half of these are just a bunch of :hug: symbols that you can barely make out :ninja: what they are supposed to be.


Better smileys, updated SS13 smileys, in a size that is actually :id: visible
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:18 am
Forum: Video Games
Topic: Vermintide but it's 40K and not the giant toy soldiers
Replies: 37
Views: 9603

Re: Vermintide but it's 40K and not the giant toy soldiers

"That moment when 2020 is so shit people are looking forward to being a guardsman in 40k as escapism."

:honkman:
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:46 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: fetus1 Enut
Replies: 75
Views: 14693

Re: fetus1 Enut

If you feel, more or less, guilty about what you did, then I will mostly forgive you, and our happiness is most definitely increased, for the most part.
by BONERMASTER
Thu Jul 23, 2020 11:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: the alignment chart that matters
Replies: 15
Views: 3495

Re: the alignment chart that matters

Image



This is a more realistic rendition.
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 22, 2020 11:44 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: fetus1 Enut
Replies: 75
Views: 14693

Re: fetus1 Enut

SOMEONE puts effort into a non essential role, gets shafted not only by the playerbase but by the administration as well. Just goes to show you that a baseball bat and a finger trained on the left mouse button can solve problems better than any administrator ever could.
by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:24 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: looking for a girlfriend
Replies: 6
Views: 1955

Re: looking for a girlfriend

Trade? Consider the particularly simple act of trade in a for all intents and purposes major way. If you mostly believe that possession of an item would kind of increase kind of your happiness, and if my happiness would basically be increased by selling that item to you for a very certain sum, then...
by BONERMASTER
Tue Jul 21, 2020 9:55 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Has Discord ruined SS13?
Replies: 73
Views: 14411

Re: Has Discord ruined SS13?

No man, SS13 was already ruined in it's conceptual stage.
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:49 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: DUDE, RP!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 6736

Re: DUDE, RP!!!

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Elli...
by BONERMASTER
Thu Jul 16, 2020 9:19 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: DUDE, RP!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 6736

Re: DUDE, RP!!!

by BONERMASTER
Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: DUDE, RP!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 6736

Re: DUDE, RP!!!

PKPenguin321 wrote:
BONERMASTER wrote:
saprasam wrote:
saprasam wrote:
BONERMASTER wrote:
saprasam wrote:

hello??
by BONERMASTER
Tue Jul 14, 2020 6:54 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: DUDE, RP!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 6736

Re: DUDE, RP!!!

saprasam wrote:
Sorry, did you say something? I didn't read it.
by BONERMASTER
Mon Jul 13, 2020 9:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: DUDE, RP!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 6736

Re: DUDE, RP!!!

I got a headache, unrelated to anything here, so I'll just be direct. You're getting my point wrong. You probably saw the part I wrote about this game being extremely deadly and that it shouldn't make antags gimp themselves so that everyone else can have fun. But you missed what I wanted to point o...
by BONERMASTER
Mon Jul 13, 2020 8:09 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: DUDE, RP!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 6736

Re: DUDE, RP!!!

Important youtube video I don't like this thread, but I really want to participate in it. I don't care about this topic, but I have a very vocal opinion about it. I have not read this thread, but I have a very good understanding of it. Hmmm, hmm, mhmmmmm, hmmm, hmmmmmmm... *The old man strokes his ...
by BONERMASTER
Mon Jul 13, 2020 12:01 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: DUDE, RP!!!
Replies: 32
Views: 6736

DUDE, RP!!!

Huh, so, you really want to know? Well, alright then. You must be the roleplayer I have been expecting. Listen to this. *plays tape* ".... You are all sitting there, scratching your head how to get more RP, throwing in all sorts of non-sense to artifically force roleplay. Similar to an overdos...
by BONERMASTER
Sun Jul 12, 2020 6:24 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Make monkeys fight other species that attack it
Replies: 0
Views: 757

Make monkeys fight other species that attack it

Don't ask why, but I gave a bunch of monkeys baseball bats and locked them in a room with ai controlled xenomorphs. Disappointingly, the apes got torn apart because they refused to attack the xenos. I believe changing their aggression to be more inclusive would be more realistic in this circumstance...
by BONERMASTER
Sun Jul 12, 2020 7:35 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [OFFICIAL] sticky complaint peanut
Replies: 89
Views: 18309

Re: [OFFICIAL] sticky complaint peanut

NecromancerAnne wrote:I hate everything I have witnessed
You are welcome!! ;)
by BONERMASTER
Sat Jul 11, 2020 10:16 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [OFFICIAL] sticky complaint peanut
Replies: 89
Views: 18309

Re: [OFFICIAL] sticky complaint peanut

I always wondered if there was a full version of anne's pfp There is. https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/353921432872550402/731607564487491675/8a6c5d11443a291faaa48a92f151fc46.png Thank Sorry to say this, but that's just a cheap knock off. I got you the original righ...
by BONERMASTER
Sat Jul 11, 2020 3:47 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: [OFFICIAL] sticky complaint peanut
Replies: 89
Views: 18309

Re: Sticky Peanuts

"this is my one post for the weekend headmins "

posts again 48 minutes later!!
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jul 10, 2020 9:34 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: The_Silver_Nuke Peanut becausetheotheronegotlockedfordootcordautismedition
Replies: 124
Views: 25865

Re: The_Silver_Nuke Peanut becausetheotheronegotlockedfordootcordautismedition

You have so many anime chicks at your disposal, you can just type in ahegao in google and get everything your penis ever needed. But if you in spite of that still resort to posting the borderline shit that god damn everybody warns you about, then you deserve the jannie flaying that you're gonna get.
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jul 10, 2020 2:01 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Custom Keybindings
Replies: 16
Views: 3801

Re: Custom Keybindings

There used to be some kind of gay bug with hotkeymode and classic, that fucked over keybindings and primarily affected everyone that had an older account. If you have this, switch between the hotkey systems, reset em, whatever, and it should eventually work again.
by BONERMASTER
Tue Jul 07, 2020 11:05 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How did you get your username?
Replies: 43
Views: 11113

Re: How did you get your username?

This was my codename for all the (now redacted) books I used to publish. When I first got into this game, I figured that if I'm going to do something as equally shameful again, I'll use the same name as well.
by BONERMASTER
Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:45 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Introducing the Space Station 13 Demake you've all been waiting for.
Replies: 151
Views: 38752

Re: Introducing the Space Station 13 Demake you've all been waiting for.

This is fine, as long as I can hit him with a baseball bat and get exp for it.
by BONERMASTER
Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Introducing the Space Station 13 Demake you've all been waiting for.
Replies: 151
Views: 38752

Re: Introducing the Space Station 13 Demake you've all been waiting for.

Yeah I did, that's the point of this post, all my combat skills were in the range of 10-15, and the mask needs 25 evasion, the helmet 30, the boots I found need 40. Same for the next level shotgun that needs 25 ranged power. I only get exp from a fraction of the 30 damage I deal, and I need to farm ...
by BONERMASTER
Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:11 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: have you ever...
Replies: 18
Views: 4080

Re: have you ever...

hi so I noticed your lizard feet, and ...
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by BONERMASTER
Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Introducing the Space Station 13 Demake you've all been waiting for.
Replies: 151
Views: 38752

Re: Introducing the Space Station 13 Demake you've all been waiting for.

I've given my guy a baseball bat and let him beat janitors with it for 3 hours, and I still can't equip any of the masks and hats I have collected.
by BONERMASTER
Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:20 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: rock permanent secban peanut
Replies: 370
Views: 71698

Re: rock permanent secban peanut

Win the complaint and the finish off with a policy discussion that is leading to change, and the american grandfather of democracy will blow open his burial grounds with a fountain of cum and echo non-stop deafening moans that are audible across the entire world.
by BONERMASTER
Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:56 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Introducing the Space Station 13 Demake you've all been waiting for.
Replies: 151
Views: 38752

Re: Introducing the Space Station 13 Demake you've all been waiting for.

I was playing the game, looked back into my tab there and found myself beaten unconscious and my ripley stolen from me. Even as a browser game, this will give you the authentic SS13 experience.
by BONERMASTER
Sat Jul 04, 2020 5:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Replies: 5
Views: 1263

Re: HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

greetings space panda,

I have received your report, but I regret to inform you that I have instead called animal control to your location, who will catch you, lock you up in a small cell, and release you into the jungle with no tools or GPS to help you survive.

yours truly,

BONERMASTER
by BONERMASTER
Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:40 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: doctor brutality peanut
Replies: 20
Views: 3643

Re: doctor brutality peanut

Struck down by Dr. Aura, poetic. His note starts with "As non-antag HoS", this guy sure knows how to keep his facts together.
by BONERMASTER
Thu Jul 02, 2020 6:26 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Graphs of Headmin Connection Time Over Term For Elections 5-11
Replies: 26
Views: 4949

Re: Graphs of Headmin Connection Time Over Term For Elections 5-11

Timonk wrote:also mr. BONER do you always name your patterns after shampoo companies
I do!
by BONERMASTER
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:14 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Graphs of Headmin Connection Time Over Term For Elections 5-11
Replies: 26
Views: 4949

Re: Graphs of Headmin Connection Time Over Term For Elections 5-11

https://abload.de/img/twat5gk48.png Overall, playtime is in a bearish decline, but hits solid resistance at the zero hour mark. Also note the head and shoulders reversal, breaking through the former resistance. But as you can clearly see, the current trend is forming a descending triangle, indicati...