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fucking poof Your opinion is "I liked the old engines, and I don't like the change that removes them!", yet you go around grandstanding about fucking design philosophy and the alignment of the stars, making it seem like an objective mistake and being a backdooring manipulative cunt about ...

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Why is it better off? Pretty simple, because they needed zero brains, needed zero input after they were set up, and generated enough energy to power at least 4 additional stations at the same time, with the tesla potentially infinite. Not to say that the SM isn't particularly demanding and complica...

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Yeah man, I agree. That disarm rework and all that stuff just ain't enough. I'm getting input lag on US servers anyway, and hunting a shithead with my mouse while he sprints around like Usain Bolt is not only painstakingly frustrating, it's also highly unsuccessful, almost all the clicks I do make j...

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Lmao, the game ain't in a worse state. Ima tell you that it's better off without these engines, and if the SM gets tweaked and refitted to make power generation an ongoing process, then we're right on track. Personally, I would have left em in as relics for charlie and the russki station, but then a...

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sayonara, trash engines

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This kid gives me the spooks.

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What is this shit, romeo and juliet? Get on your knees and start getting to work already!

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Denton wrote:yet another good take by STÄNDERMEISTER

Thank you, I always aim to please.

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Traitor: dead
Security officer: puts handcuffs on him.

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Not the cheap garbage we have in the holoroom. I'm talking interactive chessboards, placed in the bar for example, with a fancy UI where you can see all the pieces and just drag and move em. In fact, we could get all sorts of board games in here and just have people switch the game mode on the board...

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This thread is making think we should put back in the check that would cause it to not charge if power available on the input net was below the input rate. edit: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/27237 No man, that shit ain't bueno. The system right now, you just get it. Input is how much...

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Lot's of wrong answers in this thread. This concerns me. The maximum power of solars averages at 90 KW. If you jank the output up to and above that, it's hotwired. I have prepared an educational video for you to take in and reflect on everything you have learned in this thread. [youtube]xra6KylsqEE[...

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Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Before your engineering contract is terminated, I'll reveal you the answer: Input is the limit on how much energy you are allowing the SMES to take. This only plays a role with multiple connected SMES units, so you can adjust how much each of them is getting. For th...

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200 KW input - 200 KW output get this out of your head. You put solars up as energy backup. But if you set the output to the input, then you don't have a back up. That's hotwiring the solars, and it's a simple consequence. You don't have to be a rocket scientist to understand that. Set the output to...

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Space Panda wrote:Sorry my dude, but I saw this pic of Princess Luna and completely fell in love with it

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hey, is that you?

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I fucking knew it, you can't have one good night of sleep without having some fucking rat weasel it's way into the station and call the shuttle when nobody is there. Should start organizing ourselves into shifts and always have someone ready to gun them down like the degenerates that they are.

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It happened to all of us at some point: You went to the science desk, you ask over the radio if somebody is there, and nobody responds. Eventually you break in, only to discover the whole department is swarming with them, each very busy with their important project. It's not their fault, really. Som...

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Armhulen wrote:God I miss old emag sprite it's so nostalgic

If you're talking about this

, that's not an emag, that's a normal ID. Can't you tell?

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Listen, nothing against emoticons, but that's what you use If you are poor as shit and can't afford someone that can put actual code in your chat. TG has enough god damn donators, we can have some decent smileys.

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they are way too

tiny, I have to use a

magnifying glass to see any of them, and half of these are just a bunch of

symbols that you can barely make out

what they are supposed to be.

Better smileys, updated SS13 smileys, in a size that is actually

visible

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"That moment when 2020 is so shit people are looking forward to being a guardsman in 40k as escapism."

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If you feel, more or less, guilty about what you did, then I will mostly forgive you, and our happiness is most definitely increased, for the most part.

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This is a more realistic rendition.

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SOMEONE puts effort into a non essential role, gets shafted not only by the playerbase but by the administration as well. Just goes to show you that a baseball bat and a finger trained on the left mouse button can solve problems better than any administrator ever could.

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Trade? Consider the particularly simple act of trade in a for all intents and purposes major way. If you mostly believe that possession of an item would kind of increase kind of your happiness, and if my happiness would basically be increased by selling that item to you for a very certain sum, then...

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No man, SS13 was already ruined in it's conceptual stage.

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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Elli...

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PKPenguin321 wrote:
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saprasam wrote:

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hello??

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saprasam wrote:

Sorry, did you say something? I didn't read it.

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I got a headache, unrelated to anything here, so I'll just be direct. You're getting my point wrong. You probably saw the part I wrote about this game being extremely deadly and that it shouldn't make antags gimp themselves so that everyone else can have fun. But you missed what I wanted to point o...

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Important youtube video I don't like this thread, but I really want to participate in it. I don't care about this topic, but I have a very vocal opinion about it. I have not read this thread, but I have a very good understanding of it. Hmmm, hmm, mhmmmmm, hmmm, hmmmmmmm... *The old man strokes his ...

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Huh, so, you really want to know? Well, alright then. You must be the roleplayer I have been expecting. Listen to this. *plays tape* ".... You are all sitting there, scratching your head how to get more RP, throwing in all sorts of non-sense to artifically force roleplay. Similar to an overdos...

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Don't ask why, but I gave a bunch of monkeys baseball bats and locked them in a room with ai controlled xenomorphs. Disappointingly, the apes got torn apart because they refused to attack the xenos. I believe changing their aggression to be more inclusive would be more realistic in this circumstance...

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NecromancerAnne wrote:I hate everything I have witnessed

You are welcome!!

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I always wondered if there was a full version of anne's pfp There is. https://tgstation13.download/dip/discordimageproxy.php/attachments/353921432872550402/731607564487491675/8a6c5d11443a291faaa48a92f151fc46.png Thank Sorry to say this, but that's just a cheap knock off. I got you the original righ...

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"this is my one post for the weekend headmins "

posts again 48 minutes later!!

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You have so many anime chicks at your disposal, you can just type in ahegao in google and get everything your penis ever needed. But if you in spite of that still resort to posting the borderline shit that god damn everybody warns you about, then you deserve the jannie flaying that you're gonna get.

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There used to be some kind of gay bug with hotkeymode and classic, that fucked over keybindings and primarily affected everyone that had an older account. If you have this, switch between the hotkey systems, reset em, whatever, and it should eventually work again.

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This was my codename for all the (now redacted) books I used to publish. When I first got into this game, I figured that if I'm going to do something as equally shameful again, I'll use the same name as well.

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This is fine, as long as I can hit him with a baseball bat and get exp for it.

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Yeah I did, that's the point of this post, all my combat skills were in the range of 10-15, and the mask needs 25 evasion, the helmet 30, the boots I found need 40. Same for the next level shotgun that needs 25 ranged power. I only get exp from a fraction of the 30 damage I deal, and I need to farm ...

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hi so I noticed your lizard feet, and ...

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I've given my guy a baseball bat and let him beat janitors with it for 3 hours, and I still can't equip any of the masks and hats I have collected.

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Win the complaint and the finish off with a policy discussion that is leading to change, and the american grandfather of democracy will blow open his burial grounds with a fountain of cum and echo non-stop deafening moans that are audible across the entire world.

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I was playing the game, looked back into my tab there and found myself beaten unconscious and my ripley stolen from me. Even as a browser game, this will give you the authentic SS13 experience.

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greetings space panda,

I have received your report, but I regret to inform you that I have instead called animal control to your location, who will catch you, lock you up in a small cell, and release you into the jungle with no tools or GPS to help you survive.

yours truly,

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Struck down by Dr. Aura, poetic. His note starts with "As non-antag HoS", this guy sure knows how to keep his facts together.

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Timonk wrote:also mr. BONER do you always name your patterns after shampoo companies

I do!

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https://abload.de/img/twat5gk48.png Overall, playtime is in a bearish decline, but hits solid resistance at the zero hour mark. Also note the head and shoulders reversal, breaking through the former resistance. But as you can clearly see, the current trend is forming a descending triangle, indicati...

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