/tg/Station 13

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Normally headmins should take action preemptively and straighten out janitors that are acting up, or gut them. An administrator is entrusted with special powers because WHY? So he can act in the interest of his community and adjudicate in conflict. Why do rules exist? Because they give the safety th...

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1 Ban, wrongfully applied by a cute jannie because they couldn't stop thinking about me and typed my name into the banbox instead of who they actually meant to ban.
0 Notes.

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That's how I play detective. First thing I do is go to the warden and ask for a shotgun, because it is the superior law enforcement weapon. If he doesn't give it to me, I shoot him, because he is obstructing justice. Then I patrol the station to make sure everything is safe. Assistant pushes the clo...

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I would never do that either. I fully trust the judgement of people that have been conscripted from all over the world and that I have never met or know anything about.

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General Thrax wrote:

and it shows because you're opening a peanut thread about your own complaint. Get out, we don't serve CRINGE around here.

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Alright, just appears to me that once you get past the initial admin screening that you're left to do whatever you want. Maybe that's just my inner Hitler coming through, but three headmins that only get activated way after the fact and nothing else inbetween to stop you from anything short of spawn...

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People with the Admin Trainer role on discord (which includes GMs even though they generally don't act on it) So say, I'm a jannie, and I start banning people for the fuck of it, my massive amount of bans start getting overturned and it becomes painfully clear that I'm an issue. Who is going to tak...

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So what I'm learning from rave's picture is that when I resist shitty and biased judgement, I should expect an even more unhinged shithead to metagrudge me and permanently ban me at first convenience.

A bit off-topic, but I was wondering, who puts you people into power?

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WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!!!!!

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"Accusation implies statement of wrongdoing by one party: I have evidence in furtherence of the wrongdoing as corroberated by multiple parties. I just want to know what you were thinking when you did it." Dr Aura's fursona is a lawyerkin this is cringe as fuck The whole ban appeal: [youtu...

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Listen, this guy already had a case in his head before the fight even started, and then pieced together the statements to form the most convincing proof for it.

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This janitor is not worthy of his powers. Let me take his place, and I will lead our armies to victory.

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Necromancer, what do you make of these recent cases on manuel?

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MrStonedOne wrote:Because I am the law.

But i guess i got to ban everybody who posted in that one thread.

brb

This would be an acceptable compensation for killing the hut. Those who live by the sword should also die by the sword.

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It means capiche

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That's what is pissing off the stoned boy, don't you get it? He wants the viewers to look at the things he wants, there are all these nice coding ideas, suggestions and feedback threads that nobody looks at, and then there is the shitty little hut that nobody cares about that is dwarfing all of thes...

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The tragic commentary that I accept is that you, who made the largest amount of non-jannie posts by far towards destroying the hut, will not be able to post anything or see anything inside the hut when it is reinstated once again.

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Super Aggro Crag wrote:
Qbopper wrote:instead of bringing back the hut, get the forum mods to delete the cringe posts
start with this one

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He said that after she beat the shit out of him, stupid.

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My mom, who is employed as ticket inspector in trains, was told yesterday that she is a murderer by a fellow afro-american nigger. But they're not in the USA, this is in Germany. You guys should just beat these idiots down already so they stop coming to my country and shitting it up even more as it ...

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Nevermind, I'm fucking losing now.

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White man invades peaceful african tribe in jungle and disrespects their right to bear arms

Also shouts "No one's gonna fucking kill me!", clearly a sign of white privilege.

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Enough is enough! I'm on the right side of history now!!!

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"You can't win against the wallstreet" - your ignorant and uneducated mom and dad REALITY: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-portfolio-of-stocks-being-bought-by-mom-and-pop-investors-is-trouncing-wall-st-pros-heres-what-theyre-buying-2020-06-15?mod=ticker_news_feed The private trader is ...

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[center]He bought?[/center]

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The entire admin team is in shambles.

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lmao, already fucking won

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I'm throwing below 3000 in here.

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Privatize police, it's a good idea. With private security contractors like the well-known Academi (formerly Blackwater), and the help of the superior law enforcement weapon, crime will gradually disappear from the fucking streets.

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Hehe, argue semantics with a vegan from england.

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If our headmins had balls, they would permaban the shit out of rainbow man and put him on a blacklist now.

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There is nothing, you want to know why? Because the bee has politeness and non-offensiveness ingrained to his fucking core, he is literally trembling at the thought of causing someone a bad day, and after all the shit that Atlanta-cuck and this other fucking idiot did, he is more concerned if he has...

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The biggest takeaway from my time in adminbus, is that it is a gathering of a bunch of jackasses that take themselves way too seriously, and in direct contradiction to that, they are simultaneously the most spineless pushovers I have ever met in my life. There are a small handful of exceptions. But...

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No it's a hyperbole to point out that if you do something bad in private that affects people on our server, that turning a blind eye to it would be like betraying them. Thing is, if these jannies are as liberal as my impression of them is, then fuck em, the less social hitlers we have around here, t...

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The only response fitting to americans would be to start a white lives riot and destroy black neighborhoods and businesses, that way it's fair for both sides.

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damn, I don't usually do these, but this guy is a keeper.

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That's just a straight up attack.

Spoiler:

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do you lay out appropriate forms of suicide and spark a civil war when determining which ones are acceptable and not.

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All I say is, that you and your stupid note caused more "cringe" than a guy asking you out for the summerball ever could.

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pugie wrote:
IkeTG wrote:ive concluded that you're an idiot terranaut
you have a ligger ckey

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Wait, is this a guy or a girl now?

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wesoda25 wrote:Bandit often gives me the vibe that they hate like 70% of tg which always strikes me as odd because they literally volunteered to admin. Maybe that's just me though.

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please do not do this cringe https://i.imgur.com/S98KAZv.png Shut up, woman avatar. This is a guy that takes initiative, he is not afraid to go first and takes no talking back from his partner. He shuts them up by giving them a backhand slap, and if they don't submit after that, like a true gentlem...

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Much like an ancient tribe, the administration is set up like a caste system. Against the outsider (the user playing the game), they fight back in unison, overcoming the threat. But inside the caste, there is hierarchy. The higher ranking janitors, much like nobles in past days, or similar to a pack...

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That's what happens when you stream a game about sex to people that never have it (jannies).

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You may think the meteors are the problem, but have you ever considered that nobody being willing to repair the station is the issue here? Engineers are one of the most unmotivated and inefficient department groups we have, you may have all engineer slots filled, but you can bet that it's all evolve...

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"If you start looting, we start shooting." Absolutely based president, if the person in charge of my country would say something like that, I would hit the ceiling with my dick. Never thought I would see problem solutions from SS13 be applied to real life, but I am grateful that your presi...

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Oh it's against the rules already? Since when?

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You roll antag for the first time in a while, you get your gear and hang around in the bar, thinking what to do next, when a cat in a red jumpsuit pounces you with a flash, exclaiming "Bazoooo!~ Random search!" and then fucks you. And now tell me how anyone, both security and antags, would...

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fuck em

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