/tg/Station 13

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Get ready to whine in deadchat.

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as a response to what saegimr said. so why do atmos and the armory both places with legitmate non harmfull uses get far more protection i suppose the captain falls under qualified in its use but thats only the cap and the rd. As a more general statement. Policy as it stands gives the ai ability to ...

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i mispelt something deal with it i think your still buthurt from years ago on bay12 on the matter at hand you seem to miss that law changes help stop antags tuypo1 more like typo1 AM I RIGHT HERE FOLKS? pulling the "lol bay" card is low though, there's a massive difference between "d...

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Shit shit shit. Internals on, scream ;HELP CARGO and bolt for the warehouse.

Spoiler:

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Add a fake Big Red Button to the arcade machine prizes.
When pressed, it turns out to be the EMERGENCY PARTY BUTTON

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Cheimon wrote:By this logic, the extinguisher bot wouldn't spray water, it'd spray something slippery or cold or whatever. The gas bot wouldn't give out oxygen, it would flood plasma, that sort of thing.

Okay. Welder fuel then.

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PKPenguin321 wrote:what if instead we just made an arsonbot that you build with a flamethrower
it walks around setting people on fire

make that what happens if you emag an extinguisherbot

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Erasing clone records sounds like something that should appear in the admin log if it doesn't already.

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OOOOHHHHYEAAAAAH WE CARGONIA NOW Immediately order proper insulated gloves, empty the crate, hack the autolathe for an electropack, wire the now-empty insulated gloves crate, and leave it next to the window in plain sight of the corridor. Honk. edit: get some cuffs out of the autolathe while I'm at ...

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I half-expected this to be mixed in there somewhere.

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on the one hand, a bomb disposal robot would be kickin' rad.

On the other, it'd turn into that scene from the IT crowd.

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palpatine213 wrote: Also, Cardboard boxes are invisible to anyone wearing sec shades while not moving. If the box moves, or gets within one or two tiles of the shade wearer, it becomes visible.

Make boxes the default disguise for the chameleon projector.

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Empty hallways? Time to break into cargo and load up at the autolathe.
Or ask the HoP to be a cargotech if nobody's working there I guess.

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I'd rather see the greentext be "do two of the following: (whatever)" than gone entirely.

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That's what you get for random freeform laws that don't already have clear precedent of how you're supposed to play them - no one plays asimov laws as written because that's retarded and you'll get banned in like 5 minutes. That's a point, what happens if someone uploads a freeform law, and five mi...

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Proceed to roam the station in search of anyone wearing brown shoes.

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I thought this would be mainly about those assholes that think they can say ooc shit in brackets. ((You arrest me for no reason, enjoy ban)) THAT kind of shitters. I use OOC brackets when referring to something that requires you to click X, drag X to your sprite, etc. along with saying things like ...

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What the fuck. Your yard (lol what is it a yard long makes a lot of sense) is called a fucking garden. A lawn (Lol this isn't even a word) is the fucking garden, if you have any other place not covered in grass it's a patio. Plants go in a flowerbed. You're all awful The word garden is in the bible...

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So we shouldn't be trying to appeal to newer players? For sure This change appears to be an attempt to make the UI less shit so there's less of a disconnect between what you want your man to do and what they actually do. Imagine if I designed a twitch-reflex platformer but coded in even a 5% chance...

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Name: Vlad Hunter
Job: Assistant

Action: load up with toolbelt, budget insulateds, and stunprod.

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"I was running a gimmick" is one step below "it's what my character would do" in the ranks of complete non-excuses for being a dick. The ban wasn't for "stealing an ID", it was for fucking with a lagging player on the arrivals shuttle. The thing that antags get slapped ...

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>play ss13 >enjoy it >play it a ton >figure out that the best way to play is treating every situation like a formula and handling it step by specific predetermined step >repeat routine so much that it is no longer fun >play in a manner that allows for loss >get too frustrated seeing people stroke t...

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Give 'em a time limit on their use before they have to turn off to recharge.

Gentlemen.

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Yah. I went to Aus a couple of years ago and stuff like that was all over the place, burnt husks with new growth sprouting out of them.

Images linked 'cause I can't be fucked resizing them for web:

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>Party of 8+ holy fuck your poor dm if everyone turns up we apparently have 15 people. I used to GM for WoD games with those sorts of numbers (you know, the rock-paper-scissors kind) and christ I can't imagine doing it with an actual dice system that isn't designed from the gound up to be simplifie...

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I always hate chemists that are dick about giving chemicals to crewmen that actually have a reason for needing those chemicals. No chemonkey, you don't need to know why I, the grorious HoS, needs spontaneous combustion chemicals - we both know what they're for, stop delaying my busy job. tbh you ca...

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Attacking someone with a bucket while targeting the head should, in addition to splashing them with the contents of the bucket, jam the bucket onto their head slot. While so impaired, the victim is blinded, and any subsequent attacks to the head do no damage but deafen/stun them briefly with a loud ...

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Cycling airlocks is going to suck when the shuttle arrives. Steal Bay's. They've got "force inner/outer door" buttons (that show up with a nice red highlight and hazard triangle when the other door is also open) that allow someone to have both doors open at once if they really really mean...

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it's commonly agreed upon in tgstation that law order determines priority. "bay does it differently" doesnt really matter. "Bay does it differently" is relevant because it points out that law order meaning priority isn't in any way set in stone. It's just commonly agreed policy,...

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For the love of god the asspain in that PR thread is palpable. Can't we just give traitors cool new stuff as well, rather than letting everything fucking stagnate and never get new things because MUH BALANCE no idea why they didn't show up in this thread when things were being discussed before any ...

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snip ban request Person. Chasing people while on fire, setting them on fire, and leaving them to die is nonantag murder, which is a cool dayban for each person they made into flambe Seconded. I mean I know you made a policy discussion thread on it but a BR wouldn't be unreasonable, if only to get t...

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Sounds like Bay's Mutiny mode with the whole "gotta get the keys" part. Obviously this is more like their version of rev than gang.

(lol@ the null-condition of neither side winning if there's a bloodbath, but that's Bay for you)

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I bwoinked people over this because it was fucking dumb. When a top secret captain only announcement comes through and the instant response from everyone is to go "BLOB IT SAYS BLOB" literally before anyone is even close to reading it, that is the fucking definition of metagaming. It is u...

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Tornadium wrote:Fuck ERP and everyone that does it.

I think that's the whole point

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Having it make things like "uncooked pizza" which you then have to bake afterwards would make more sense.

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"law 2 door" isn't a command. It's not even a sentence. God gorbid someone should play an AI that acts in a robotic, not-quite-human manner that takes instructions exactly to the letter. I'm reminded of a section from Red Dwarf: Lister: They only do what YOU tell them to. Rimmer: Ah, but t...

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Tossing bodies into space should get rid of them really, but it's awkward to do that without also screwing up space exploration. I'm reminded of that old Seymour game on the spectrum - there's a section called the "railroad to nowhere" that comes from your train having stalled in the deser...

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Man, a buddy of mine told me the legend of skeleflogging but I can't find the logs any more.

Something about making ghosts visible around a pair of ERPers, resprited to mini-narsies, then spawning some of them in as invincible skeletons armed with 0-damage whips to start flogging them mercilessly.

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If nobody ahelped or was even salty in deadchat then why get involved? If you're wanting a black-and-white rule for whether any action, bombing or otherwise, is an issue, then "literally nobody involved is complaining about this" is about as close as you'll get.

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1: ensure the crew are happy.
2: the presence of communists, subversives or mutants makes the crew unhappy.

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I play miner frequently. Fund the fuck out of it. Also maybe associate it with special rooms. Want to get that sweet loot? Better get a bomb. How would it react to gibtonite? Having it be a barrier to some of the fancy loot would be pretty neat. As for gibtonite? For simplicity's sake I'd probably ...

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Takeguru wrote:MAYBE people shouldn't be committing petty crime as non antags
I know, I'm controversial

problem with that is that if nonantags didn't/couldn't start shit, the slightest little mote of shitstarting would be instant MUST BE AN ANTAG, LYNCH HE.

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I get physically sick if I eat mayo. Not sure why. It's okay if it's just a bit, but if I can taste it I'll throw up. And I prefer Quiznos anyway Might be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_aversion tl;dr of the relevant bit: Conditioned taste aversion sometimes occurs when sickness was merely coi...

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The next time some fuckhead in a passing car yells "Put a shirt on!" when I'm wearing a tanktop, I'm gonna pretend to be pulling a gun. Is this just an american thing? I've lived in both the UK and Australia and in neither place would screaming shit out of a car window at strangers be con...

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it gives toxins a reason to exist That was kinda the reason for it. That and science have an incentive to make stuff for miners as it'll enable them to gather ores faster. "I can see some diamonds just the other side of this seam, gimme a bomb to get at them." (also an incentive to learn ...

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I've seen a lot of discussion on the toxins threads about toxins ruining gamemodes, only being actually useful for traitors/blobfighting and so forth, and nobody ever actually brings the bombs to mining so people do things like taking all the TTVs at roundstart as toxins has literally no legitimate ...

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Putting plasma (or better yet, burn mix) into a jetpack should let you move at ultrasanic speeds while blazing a trail of burning devastation in your wake.

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