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wesoda25 wrote:

Killing anyone without justification is considered murderboning.

From the murderboning rules.

well that's just dumb as hell when the fuck was that added

no, if traitor blows up and destroys bar the rp is ruined suicide bombing isn't murderbone, murderbone is defined as systematically eliminating people from the round for an extended period and actively seeking out more victims once you're done with the last one, a single random act of extreme viole...

Add emote controlled facial expressions to humans This might be doable for the mime mask... oh great now I'm thinking about that thing from popee the performer that just has every conceivable facial expression painted on a mask and when it changes expressions the old mask falls off to reveal a new ...

This is a thing that happened on SA back in the mid-2000s, they created a drugs subforum to get all the fuckin stoner posts out of general, and ended up with a subforum where people were talking about taking literal crack and bizzare unknown benzos they ordered over the internet, like "trip re...

It is important to recognize that monkey said the n-word once shortly after joining the round and was in response almost wordlessly stunned, cuffed, beaten to near death, full stripped and put into the execution chamber to be executed a mere ~40 seconds after saying the word. Only after this arguab...

if a cucumber is dropped on the floor behind a catperson and they turn around to see it they should be thrown in the opposite direction

I'm gonna make a character called Sadie Enword and tell the admin to fuck off iff they don't like my gimmick

(Kinda funny that you walked up to me IC last round and joked with me) bea you know I was trying to strangle you right If you thought the gimmick was "Creepy" wouldn't it be better for you to just ignore me? edit: Underaged nudity is creepy. But the whole gimmick of "naked catgirl&qu...

I'm of the mind that #politics-containment is active politically because the existence of the channel enables political discourse, instead of acting solely as a place it's contained to. Yeah, this is a thing about containment channels. You create them to get some bullshit out of the main channel, b...

BRINGING THIS THREAD BACK FROM THE GRAVE



WITH THE CARGONIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

finish the AA overhaul why is access stored on an ID card's vars anyway rather than datums or something that the id console can change agent ids would have to be changed to spoof a particular person's access rather than copying the accesses on the card it'd be interesting to copy someone's ID to ge...

if giving the clown all access is a sin then i will face god and walk backwards into hell

who is this retard admin that cant even check the logs on who fucking gibbed the man?. bag*lmins are trying really hard to overclass manuelmins it seems if the chef ate a ban too for this then holy fuck why do people bend over backwards to protect shitheads like this "oooh nooo you can't remov...

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what kind of a cunt do you have to be to stand there annoying someone until they finally retaliate then ahelp when they get sick of your shit and send you to deadchat where you belong

you know what else is sexual

fucking your mother

as in "this motherfucker just posted a peanut without linking the thread"

one time I accidentally bought a sweet dessert wine to make risotto and it worked really fucking well

If the channel got nuked what would stop it be posted in every other channel? I'd rather just have it all be in one place so I can pretend it doesn't exist, I try my best to avoid interacting with ideologues, that kinda stuff can foster them. Sorry. It'd be a minefield whether it was in its own cha...

https://www.rawstory.com/rosanne-boyland-capitol/

lmao

add that tiny bike horn from the mask

Freedom of speech is directly related to freedom from consequences. Freedom of speech outlines what can be expressed and what can and cannot be consequences regarding that speech. Some people think that freedom of speech should/do apply to all forms of speech, they don't, in any country. regardless...

what the fuck even happened to this thread free speech doesn't entitle you access to other people's property if they want you to fuck off then off you fuck weh weh weh but muh free speech but muh censorship muh right to stand in your dining room and scream obscenities into a bullhorn Did you know t...

what the fuck even happened to this thread

free speech doesn't entitle you access to other people's property if they want you to fuck off then off you fuck

weh weh weh but muh free speech but muh censorship muh right to stand in your dining room and scream obscenities into a bullhorn

Why do people argue their fuckin constitutional rights about being UNFAIRLY BANNED from a social gathering

he's got the same energy as some dipshit that calls the cops over being ejected from a wendy's

I break into dorms to steal from AFK people who think dorms is a good AFK spot please explain where to go AFK if dorms is bad for it then. Yes, I know that if I wanted to REALLY go afk then I should put myself in a personally owned cabinet/locker otherwise I'll get fragged for no reason/looted howe...

Yes it’s antag home base, I will ban you if I see you venture to dorms for any reason, and I want it like that and so does all my other alts you call the admin team. honestly my solution given admin tools if I suspected someone of antag checking the dorms would be to aghost over the dorms at rounds...

lmao at this dude insisting that calling yourself the captain as a clown is acting like an antag

just because you found an antag doesn't make it not antaghunting

cacogen wrote:It seems ill-considered to feel entitled to verbally abuse strangers with power over you on a video game server because you're used to posting negatively about janitors on 4chan without consequence.

local 4chan user shocked and appalled to find rest of planet has higher standards than 4chan

kopoba wrote:I want "Get random job" button for late join crew members.

wrong thread

link the fucking thread you trogolodyte

add bagpipes for alt-highlander mode they're functionally identical to the violin except they make an even worse noise instead of everyone getting claymores, one person gets the bagpipes and scores a point for every tick spent playing them like the disk, the highlander bagpipes cannot be destroyed n...

you can but it's a dumb stopgap measure for something not yet accounted for in code. there should be an ic way to go afk that doesn't stop antags or people with the right access from getting to you but makes it more difficult for random crew to interfere with your character and inventory. like the ...

you can but it's a dumb stopgap measure for something not yet accounted for in code. there should be an ic way to go afk that doesn't stop antags or people with the right access from getting to you but makes it more difficult for random crew to interfere with your character and inventory. like the ...

"If I can't play my static it's LRP not MRP" fuck off forget even MRP, if you can't HRP a completely random character dropped into the station then you suck at RP You have a fuckin blank slate to improv a character on the fly, you have a station/setting that gives everyone a common context...

quote from man stabbed

make the dorm doors start with the bolt light wires cut so you have to physically check the door to see if it's bolted instead of just walking past, if people start running around shoving all the doors at or near roundstart it'll be obvious that they're actively antag-checking and not just seeing a ...

didn't we just have a thread from someone complaining about "why are antags human" because they couldn't valid a wizard asimov doesn't care if you're an antag asimov doesn't care about the chain of command asimov doesn't care about space law the AI is not on the side of the crew, it is on ...

code solution: add bathroom cubicles to the map all over the fucking station in like every department and make the doors lockable so there are boltholes literally everywhere and not just the dorms which are in a centralised location, this would make "aha this is the spot to buy your gamer gear,...

if lizards can't eat gyoza that's clearly an oversight

also add gyoza

Timonk wrote:I'm using a piss beam (not fetish ERP)

I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Naloac wrote:wiz needs more stupid stuff like this. Not less.

add an antiknock spell that closes, bolts and depowers all doors within range and make the magic word D'ORST UKH

imagine being able to lock people in a room with you, summon bees, then jaunt out

honestly though

including things that could be construed as sexual by unwilling participants.

participant unwilling
construed as sexual
end of rine

skoglol wrote:Sexually repressed americans sees a mention of underwear, calls it ERP

just because everyone refuses to have sex with you doesn't make them sexually repressed

Lets ignore the contents of the ban for a little while, and look at the conduct of the banning admin. His replies in the ticket make it clear that the ban is being based on an almost 2 year old "final warning" note (not a ban, mind you) and a bunch of even older history. Old history eithe...

watch outland

it's got sean connery in it and it's basically high noon in space

Flatulent wrote:you are next on the chopping block screemonster your erp clique is falling apart

I hope you slip and catch your finger with the peeler next time you peel potatoes

fucking lmao To understand the logs you quoted in an erotic fashion you would need to perform olympic level mental gymnastics. The same thing happening on another /tg/ servers would not lead any admin to believe they should apply a ban. And again I have no reason to "take responsability", ...

some of my favourite traitor stories are the ones where they get an easy steal objective or something and complete it early on and just do their regular job while they try to think of a gimmick then someone is an asshole to them and they make their gimmick "dunk on this one asshole in particula...