/tg/Station 13

if you want a fixed round length then why not play on one of the numerous downstreams that have such a thing instead of bitching about how many rounds in a row that sybil wrapped up in around half an hour some people don't have the free time to hop on for two fucking hours of spessmans and a 30 minu...

it's a "why are you banning me when these other guys also did a thing" episode except the thing the other guys did is considerably less griefy than the thing the banned guy did so like every episode well in some of the episodes the other thing is actually bannable but still doesn't negate...

it's a "why are you banning me when these other guys also did a thing" episode except the thing the other guys did is considerably less griefy than the thing the banned guy did

cacogen wrote:I thought maybe the bruce willis show but I don't know

So, hear me out: There's still players joining the game with names like "Tyrone Chikkunz" and the like; maybe stuff like this is the reason the rule is there? Because there's players perpetuating real-world racism against other players, not against their in-game race or identity but becau...

Edit: I would suggest that syndie implants have to be EMPed before they can be seen by surgery, but only because it'd be hilarious to watch sec repeatedly EMP themselves. making "stealthy" items harder or more inconvenient to check for or identify would probably help if it's possible to q...

I watched darkman again last night and want this idea to happen more now

whenever I encounter a player like this I ask them what's more likely: 1 - that there is a grand conspiracy to treat them like dirt in every encounter, and all the players and admins are in on it, and not a single person has snitched or spoken about it allowing the conspiracy to maintain perfect sec...

commiting a crime and running away only for security to find a smoking face on the floor like that one scene in darkman

thehogshotgun wrote:
ambrosia wrote: considerably dickish, as it is pretty much on par with being cremated

Are you incredibly high or incredibly stupid?

yes

they're valid to be killed but ooooh nooooo better not mildly inconvenience them

and holy fuck at the initial note leaving out the part where the person was a confirmed ling, that's a pretty important fucking detail

Still, I believe that responsibility lies with both admins and regulars to avoid reinforcing the idea that IC behaviour is indicative of OOC personality. It's one of those weird things where people who behave like assholes IC are not always assholes OOC, but people who are assholes OOC frequently b...

the fun thing about racial/antisemitic slurs in public is that even if the person you're saying them to doesn't have a problem with it, it can still be uncomfortable for other people that end up incidentally targeted by it, if only by the fact that if it's allowed to slide, then they'll be seen as t...

A related question would be "if you law a cyborg to ERP, then does the uploader or the borg get banned for rule 8" in which case the answer is a pretty clear "ahelp and disregard if someone laws you to ERP" on the borg's part if you're lawed or ordered to do something that even a...

You should just ignore it and don't be a tattletale there are two big problems with this attitude 1: encouraging people not to ahelp when someone is being a shitter serves only to protect shitters 2: when the genuinely whiny make a frivolous ahelp and the admins tell them to fuck off, it sometimes ...

Blood decals used to spread viruses a long, long time ago. It was removed for performance reasons. I'm guessing it's still out. My suggestion is shoelaces. An item that attaches to shoes as an overlay and comes in multiple colours. You can use them to tie shoes together to make the wearer trip when...

it is what it is

if someone gives you an "I'll fuckin' do it again" you make sure they can't do it again

oranges was right though

the people that get mad about "thing other people like but I don't like" are bad for the game

it's like the people who were screaming about lizard legs being a fetish or some shit, if you give them any ground at all it just encourages them

any physical contact that isn't punching makes you gay

politics containment channels are always.. interesting on the one hand, if you didn't have them then the edgy shitheads would fill the rest of the channels with constant political arguments that piss everyone off, and if you just banned them for pissing everyone off they'd scream MUH CENSORSHIP I AM...

pandorum is a fun one for sci-fi fuckery

I've occasionally thought about spriting up and adding the little crank-powered taser thing the guy has

if it was really fetish content then it would turn you into a catgirl

Farquaar wrote:Unless these anthro space cats are hulking cat beasts, then it's just a trap to replace weeb bait with furry bait.
They day that cats are fully removed from the game will be a happy one indeed.

that star trek cat from the animated series sucks and so do the "not elder scrolls cats honest" from the other codebases

if you're going to rip off science fiction cat people then add kilrathi

If someone got antag and their rep got reset to zero on a round where admins facerolled then how would it affect things like the recent complaint oranges got for running a highlander round and someone rolled traitor during it since if rep was turned on they would actually be losing something

Stickymayhem wrote:
Iatots wrote:I bet it was sticky that actually got the hut closed, like they tried to do with politics-containment.
Give it back.

how long until you people start tying Qanon conspiracies to my shadow councile

I always thought "cabal" sounded better

time to froth at the mouth because someone I'll never meet has different opinions on their identity than me

add the Trap Door spawns in a random location every round, all tiled floors with no other objects on them are valid if the trap door is left open then sometimes random mobs come out of it any mobs or objects that move onto its square when its open fall in sometimes it opens by itself but can be prev...

Actually now that I think about it, removing greentext wouldn’t be terrible if we used it as a chance to implement more freeform objectives. Stuff that’s difficult to actually judge as a success through code, for example: “Actively sabotage x department”. Or get more specific and simpler if necessa...

politics channels are great for both containment purposes and honeypots to trick people into showing their whole ass so you can ban them

the internet in general is more open to more people and it's easier to get on it without being a fucking turbonerd than it was even ten years ago, never mind the days like the early-mid 2000s when places like somethingawful and fark were the big thing the internet is no longer populated exclusively ...

I haven't felt the need to speedrun my objectives and secure the greentext. Hell, Manuel's so peaceful most rounds I can get my shit done without much suspicion, then I sit the whole round thinking "Well that was easy, what now?" Honestly I feel compelled to add some chaos to the round ev...

fuck who was that guy that got made an antag with the objective "A WINDOW FUCKED YOUR SISTER AND NOW YOU WANT TO SMASH EVERY FUCKING PIECE OF GLASS YOU SEE, FUCK GLASS" cause that was hilarious

This argument is very draining to me, and has been depressing me to an extent, mainly of how bizarre and stupid this entire situation is to me. It would be very easy for me to just not respond and let a silly note be a silly note. The amount of ressources I have to put into this in order for my rep...

as soon as I saw that thread I went to the wiki to look for a "your antag round is not sacred" ruling that would pass peanut policy but now this thread exists I'll just call him a fucking karen instead

lmao what a fucking karen

inb4 someone gets mad fucking salty and posts an admin complaint that the admin IC-issued their ahelp over an antag "murderboning for no reason" because the end of round report didn't reveal that they were in fact that antag's murder objective

arguably putting swastikas on the hub could violate byond's TOS but the question is how much they care

The only thing I dislike is the removal of the TEG, but it was absolutely broken (though I'd say the issue is freezers and heaters being magical temperature boxes, rather than the TEG itself) and I don't have the time, energy, or skill required to fix it myself, so I can't really complain. That sai...

what if they were relaxed-escalation non-antags in a similar vein to things like lavaland golems or purged AIs or whatever, so while you're not allowed to valid them on the spot for existing it'd still be a bad idea to promote them to sec at roundstart on the "they can't be antag we can trust t...

add a freely-joinable ghostrole at centcom where you set up tower defence to prepare for when the shuttle arrives

the real trick is that the overlay would act strange if you got laws that redefined "human"

like, coding it to recognise the onehuman board might not be tooooooooo difficult, but the freeform board is where it would get fucky

I would love a tool or hud overlay that just plain told AIs what counts as human. If we did that, there should be a certain point where genetic and cybernetic modifications make you no longer considered human. As much as I love you Arm, that's fuckin retarded. A big part of antags being successful ...

People have played byond with a controller connected, and they get disconnected from the server instantly because it looks like they're spamming malformed inputs. even if it's not being used? I don't unplug my shit before playing but maybe it goes to sleep or something if I'm not putting inputs in it

'Ey, nice job making it to the exit gateway as an away mission skeleton, that's no easy feat. Back on topic, I have precedent for away mission skeletons being antags (this is NOT a peanut post) : I've murderboned and hijacked the shuttle (with necromantic stone and golem minions) as an away mission...

It’s a joke in the same way that many sprites and game locations showcase soviet iconography even though they murdered tens of millions. The humor is found in the absurdity. Snip I think you missed the point by focusing on the first sentence while completely ignoring the second. I do understand the...

I am interested in replacing click combat with one where the melee weapon simply hits the mob that is closest to the ray from your person to your mouse screen position upon click. (Assuming anyone is in range) But I have not seen anyone commit to this overhaul or a document describing their impleme...

cacogen wrote:National Socialist iCarly Station

I don't see how you don't see it's a joke

it has to be funny to be easily identifiable as a joke

Cavity implanting a bluespace bodybag with a person inside I have several questions: 1: do bluespace bodybags interfere with teleporting 2: if so, is it just a singular "the teleport goes off target" or is it calculated per instance of bodybag 3: what would happen if you nested implanted ...

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