/tg/Station 13

> in deadchat > normal rev round, some heads alive > "Would YOU like to play as a nanotrasen minebot" > ohboyyeah > "yo mining bot go kill the heads" > bring me to the station cause minebot has no access > upgrades me with hp > go out in the hallway > spot CE > EXTERMINATE!! EXTE...

> be assistant, Muhammed Al-Is-Nis(shitler and powergame deluxe). > "alright no blob for me, time to see what goofs i can do" > decide to burn myself like a Tibetan monk > prepared the shit > WITNESS M- SLIP *FLASH* > YOU ARE NOW A REV YOU FUCKER > oh boy > Gather my slip meme kit(Pestspra...

>I am the assistant. Muhammed Al-is-Nis >looking in maint for a leather overcoat >in southern engineering maint. >see red hardsuit with jetpack speeding bye >oh shit my valids oh shit ops >scream on radio >go to armory for my taser and laser gun >go to eva once gravity is out, grab eva suit and jetp...

I was the HoP who uploaded those last 2 laws. I forgot that the first time I used that law board I used 16. So I used 16 again, AI was getting bitchy at us so I had to do it quick. forgot to do 17 before I hand teleported out. To be honest, I didnt even see proof of cultists so I was like 'whatever ...

oh man, I was wondering why the cargo tech wasn't speaking. I thought he was a mime or something but no. Amazing how one round generates so many stories I was the alien queen that was murdered by 4 mechs. MY poor babies. We literally had no chance. < became the nuke op lead > no plans just getting ...

As I said, I feel no regret in doing what I thought good and if that was wrong then silicon ban me for a bit I suppose. I gotta be honest that I knew the risks and well whatever. Also, Apparently seagrimr banned me yesterday(to get me to tell my side of story) so if that ban could be removed now tha...

Alright, I will say a few words from my perspective. First of all I will admit that the course of action I toke was perhaps a little bit shitty. This is largely due to the fact that I personally fucking hate paladin as a lawset for any AI. It is most often used by people who want the AI to be some s...

I was the wizard who got away, I basically toke over medbay with animation staff. Nobody could get cloned and the syndicate borgs probably got eaten by the many many items. I didn't get to steal hypospray(missed magic missile and disintregate on CMO) but I had fun. I animated almost all the chairs o...

Mr.Bozo. Because of a song named 'bozo's lament'
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> be Captain( Brock Mens) >be in office when revolution starts >SHIT SHIT SHIT lets arm up!! >get murdered in armory by someone who became sec >fuck fuck fuck >get dragged to medbay but hear full of revs >Yig still clones me and puts me into cyro to heal >end up more stupid then a monkey >yig helps ...