/tg/Station 13

I've only been on for one Dyna2021 round, but I had fun. Then again, I like my games wacky, wet, and wild.

Fuck greenshifts. If I wanted to spend 2 hours of my life doing nothing but wandering around the station, I'd roundstart observe.

oh fuck me sideways

Meaning you'd better ball and chain those robos to robotics or there's gonna be ahelps about robos not hauling their mechs back down to robotics for module changes once you inevitably get bored of doing one thing for twenty minutes

But the slippage gives utility to the security/nukie fighting borgs, all without breaking laws! Because if someone's job is to fuck everyone and everything up, surely they're gonna leave themselves vulnerable to a light bulb right? Hell, that's the reason you hardly see Peaceborgs in the first place...

the ability to spend 0.8 seconds to slip a tile without spending your extinguisher slip Ackshually, borg extinguishers don't leave any liquid on the ground at all! Crazy, I know. Okay maybe they exist after you increase the dispense amount. swap to janiborg or law 2 borgs to do it If you've ever pl...

If you want to clean, go jannie borg. Can Janiborgs weld? How about fix breaches? Stabilize people in crit? And I'm sure the roboticists would love to haul their mechs back to robobay because the Janiborg got tired of waiting for the bulbs to burst. And then once more after some shit goes down and ...

Until https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/53175 , all cyborgs could use the Advanced Mop board due to an oversight. It was a little known thing, and it caused no ire from anyone really. In fact, for those who knew about it, stations were much cleaner due to usually lazy janitors not even thi...

On a shift much like any other, the Chaplain hears a powerful yet distant voice while meditating deeply. As it approaches their consciousness, it enters as a light whisper before drowning in a cacophonous ocean of noise. What little they could make out is as follows: " PLEA!!!~~~-... HEL!!!~~~-...