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Bizarre sees through the commotion to tell what's going on: They're gathered to watch a duel. Two tall, sinewy tieflings stand five feet apart, each with a longsword pointed at one another. Apparently the fights have just started. Beyond that, him and Joey both notice that the events, as well as the...

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((I thought passive perception's just for if something's trying to run up on you?)) You don't see what the commotion's about from this distance, but you notice a good number of the crowd is wearing white leopard pelts around their waists and carrying spears. Marko, points beyond the circle, just bar...

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Ctisek takes the shovel, doing his best to bury his siblings. "I wish you luck," he says, as you depart. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hours later, you come across a crowd of people in a clearing. Many tieflings form a very large circle...

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Florida's like Reno 911 but real as an entire state

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((When eveeryone's ready we can keep on moving))

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((Joey's a legend

PS I wouldn't cast too many spells on him unless you're really intent on killing him at the moment, you've come really close))

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I KILL MY MASTERS

I MENTOR NONE

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Joey lands on his back with a muffled thud as a wet, terrified crow is forced through his throat and out of his mouth at mach speed.

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When people pronounce "author" as "arthur"

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Spoiler:

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Joey snatches the bird out of the air, hungrily jamming it into his greasy, flabby maw. You hear one pitiful squawk cut short, even though you notice that Joey does not chew as he swallows the bird whole.

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Wild Hunt defeated, White Frost defeated, Ciri became a Witcher, Radovid's dead, Nilfgaard won, Temeria's back baby, and Geralt and Triss settled down. Also, the Wild Hunt generals had some of the best kills in the entire game. I got dickshivers when Geralt Igni'd that dude's face off and splatted ...

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Say your prayers and take your vitamins and you will never go wrong

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((Just got back so sorry for the wait)) "A few times. Only recently," the bird squawks, stopping to peck out a bit of flesh. "The feeders have the nest well-protected. Constantly patrol for other feeders. Feeders who don't like them." "Feeders that try to invade the nest usu...

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This is now an American thread

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"Three feeders, then they put one feeder on the spike, and the feeder becomes food. Every seven moons, almost. Last moon, they brought two extra feeders!" the bird happily squawks.

"Their nest is far to the north, but it is behind walls, though walls do not keep us out."

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You're absolutely right, Skorvold, everyone on the forums over a computer screen acts and handles things here exactly like they do in real life. I'm 100% sure that I'm just as mean as I am here in real life, that nsos carries around a portfolio of funny pictures to flash random people in real life, ...

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((I'm not sure if there's an actual spell to see through the eyes of other animals in 5e, but you do know that prolonged exposure to some places scarred by the Schism have... odd side effects on a person, Galv. You firmly believe this may be the case.)) "I can't count all the leopards in this r...

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Don't you have potatoes to go farm friendo

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To your relief, you don't see any snow leopards around. Just birds pecking at the dead.

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"I would say my agent, but... Nah, Lee can handle herself."

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((You can, I'd imagine that'd be Perception))

"Camp? He doesn't make camp. He stays in a leftover from the Schism. Castle Koschek. As for his strength, I think he's somewhere around 50-strong."

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nsos wrote:
Maccus wrote:I wouldn't call most of you in this thread friends but I don't outright hate you or anything
i'd sell you to satan for one corn chip tbh

Just one?

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"You aim to kill this King? You are not alone." His scared demeanor drops immediately, and he adopts a serious, determined look. "Ctisek Orlov, at your service," he says, skipping the common courtesy of bowing. "I know that my brothers and sisters all sit here, dead, because...

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"I'd take all the time in the world," he says, looking to the sky to judge the hour, "But that I do not have. The Leopard King's men will inevitably return here to kill another one of us. Thus, I'll make do with what time I have to do what I can." He stops talking to pick up a sh...

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I wouldn't call most of you in this thread friends but I don't outright hate you or anything

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So you're going to complain about blind generalizations when you brought an argument nobody else was even talking about into the thread to stir something up, and now you're gonna try to act like we're idiots because it blew up in your face?

Get bent, dude.

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"I'm escaped from the Leopard King's army. I came here to bury my brothers and sisters," he says, pointing to the corpses on the stakes. "I can't leave them out here."

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"They call me Ctisek, Ctisek Orlov."

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U S A U S A U S A

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"Please, do not being hurts me! I mean no harm! Are you Leopard men?" The boy hurriedly throws his spear to the ground before returning to holding his hands high above his head. He's definitely in his early teens, with the faintest hints of facial hair at his chin and above his lip, with l...

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Yo take your European high-horse and ride it somewhere else, some of us Americans can tell when something's wrong, and even if I do disagree with some of my fellow Americans I'm not gonna let you talk down on all of us.

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You turn to see a boy, no older than 15, in bloody furs. He raises his hands high into the air, unarmed, and cries out in Infernal. All he has in the way of arms is a spear loosely tied to his side. He looks rather scared.

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Aeden suddenly hears feet crunching on snow behind him.

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((You don't notice a thing, friend.))

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((Not wanting to spoonfeed or anything but I do wanna say that at any point you can roll history on a location to try to figure out how much you'd know about it. Make use of those skills, people! Survival will come in handy quite a bit when you're on longer treks.))

((Oh yeah, and roll perception.))

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((10 coppers gets you 2 days worth))

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So you switch from saying the officer was justified to saying that there wasn't a good reason for what he did.

If you backpedal any further you're going to go back in time.

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They didn't go out looking for trouble, though. They went to a birthday party. By your logic anyone who goes to a Chuck E. Cheese's, Chili's or literally anywhere outside should be arrested for suspicion of mischief. I'm not making you into a strawman, you're literally doing all the work for me. It ...

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Not you, goober, the guy above my post. If you can't pick up on that from him you're sticking your head pretty far into the sand.

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I'm usually one of the last people to say that an officer shooting someone who was beating them up or something was unjustified but these kids literally did nothing to deserve being thrown around and having guns pulled on them. Christ. When even other officers of the law are calling you out on tryin...

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((Do you mean 10 copper pieces, Wiznard? Because 20 silver pieces worth of food is 200 days of snosel food.)) ((Going to assume you are, just for the sake of moving things forward)) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------...

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EndgamerAzari wrote:My cubicle smells like somebody shit in it.

sorry

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((For 25 copper pieces you can buy 5 days worth of feed))

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((Joey Ration Count: 8 out of 20)) Joey scarfs down several more pounds of food to the amazement of roughly a third of the village, hacking, grunting, and sputtering with each wet, sloppy bite. Not to be outdone, Karag hoists one of the strange snow donkeys over his head. Many gather around, clappin...

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((I think I might be a little better at talking than NSOS's guy, since I have 10 in SS. What would that mean I'd roll? I lost my PDF.))

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The Snosel herdsman stares at the giant lumbering towards him, unsure what to make of him. "You intend press Snosel?" he asks in broken Common.

EDIT: Meanwhile, the people seem wary of Joey. "We don't even have that much food IN Zindva!"

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((24 was for the Snosel AND the cart so I assumed you were haggling for the full package instead of just one)) Over the course of the night, Bizarre's strange melodies manage to earn him 16 coppers from the villagers. ((This'll be our long rest both in character and out pretty much since I need to g...

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The hideous tiefling rubs a mangled hand along his rough face as he mulls over your haggling.

"Okay, we have deal. Seventeen golds and good fortunes," he says, opening the pen to the Snosel.

Meanwhile, Joey tips an entire bench, sending some of the villagers spilling off of it.

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