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((Wiz, roll Persuasion.))

The people of the village begin to clap, in awe of this strange Aramankathi strongman.

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The people seem more in awe of the giant Islander than outright terrified of him. Some even offer their stew to him. "Where did you coming from?" one asks.

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Karag plops himself down in a circle of tiefling men and women eating rank-smelling stew, sitting cross-legged. He gets no more than a brief, uncomfortable stare from everyone before they immediately try to keep their gaze away from him.

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((Did anyone take mending? Because if they did whether Galvatron scorched the fur or not it could still be fixed.)) As you enter the town, you pass by an old, toothless tiefling, one with a face marked by several hideous wounds, including a long split down his nose and a missing ear. It doesn't seem...

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((Joey Ration Count: 6 out of 20

For those of you keeping track at home, that's 12 pounds of food in one day.))

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Marko points at a shape just ahead. A small settlement comprised of makeshift tents and shacks hastily thrown together from pelts and trees. Just outside the village, Karag sees men standing out in the cold with torches, wearing heavy suits of mail and tabards sporting a blue field and a black morni...

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Once Karag is done butchering the bear, Marko dons the pelt. You must admit, he does look rather snazzy in it. The party also takes inventory of the meat they gathered, ready to move on. The sun is starting to set, and you don't want to be moving through Knoss at night, even if you are near a milita...

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((We all ready to continue on?

When I get at least two answers I'll get to work))

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((I think if Joey truly wanted bear meat it wouldn't be a matter of giving it to him but trying to keep him from taking it))

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You manage to make a rough but still usable pelt out of the bear, though some bits of meat were procured in a way making them definitely not worth taking with you. You feel your ancestors stare down at you from the Great Ship of the Sky in a mixture of shame and disappointment. At the very least, yo...

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((Joey ration count: 5 out of 20))

The bear rests at your feet, its coat relatively fine from the beating it just received.

((Survival check granted.))

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Joey's first palm goes crashing down into the top of the bear's skull, sending it to the ground. He then raises a big, flabby leg past his head into the air, bringing it down hard upon the bear's head. The bear's limbs stick out stiff when the foot connects, then go limp. ((450 EXP, everyone. That's...

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((NICE)) The sword sinks deep into the bear's back as a jet of blood spurts out from in between its haunches. ((Table's up again, P.S. I didn't realize that Eldritch Blast just did force damage, I was always told it was lightning/thunder-ish damage. We can retcon it singing the fur if you truly want...

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((I'll roll a saving throw to see if it goes deaf)) Roll(1d20)+1: 18,+1 Total:19 It does not)) The bear roars in a mixture of pain and anger, snapping at Karag. ((Roll(1d20)+7: 8,+7 Total:15 Roll(1d8)+5: 4,+5 Total:9 Since Karag's raging, however, he takes only 4 of that.)) The polar bear sinks its ...

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((IT'S GONE GALVY

SOILED IT))

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The blast singes the bear's coat, ruining any chance of making something nice out of it.

((Bizarre))

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Karag slams the side of the anchor into the bear's mouth, sending it pirouetting into the snow. You think you may have seen teeth go flying.

((Marko))

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Joey slams a palm into the bear's midsection as he babbles incoherently at the top of his lungs. The polar bear roars in pain.

((Karag))

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((Roll(1d20)+0:
13,+0
Total:13

Joey, Karag, Marko, Bizarre, Bear, Aeden, Joey's up first.))

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Ricotez wrote:ive gotten real careful around alcohol because i always start saying stupid shit when im drunk

Judging by some of the posts you make you might be an alcoholic

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As you try your best to follow the soaring birds with your eyes, you all manage to catch something. The crunching of snow underfoot, just behind you. Whirling around, not sure what to expect, you've come face to face with a very large, very hungry-looking polar bear. Its red, snarling maw opens to r...

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Just lost access to my gmail and google's password recovery is so clunky and awful I have no hope of getting it back beyond prayer.

May even lose access to this forum account because it won't send the email to change my password here.

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((Everyone roll perception again.))

((EDIT: 10:36 PM - Joey's North Korean Tour: So do you want me to roll perception too?
10:36 PM - Maccus: EVERYONE roll perception
10:36 PM - Joey's North Korean Tour: Okay ))

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You cannot discern what exactly the flying, screeching shapes are as they pass overhead. They don't seem to notice you down on the ground, at least.

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((Dick's going))

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The air is thick with the raging snowstorm, and you can just barely make out dark shapes up above. You're sure if you focused your attention on them, you might be able to make out what they are.

((Roll Perception, then Nature))

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((The party is Wyzack, An0n3, Wiznard, Table, and Galvy)) You get to your feet, ready to set out on an adventure that nobody outright says you might not come back from. Before you step back out into the freezing cold, one of you spots a poster on the wall. http://i.imgur.com/9t0BpH1.png ((If one of ...

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((Next one to say they're in gets to stay on this plane, then we can get to work. Anyone who's too late, sorry, but there'll be more expeditions and who knows maybe someone'll die so you'll have dibs on a share.))

((P.S. invite your friends!))

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Hey guys.

Spoiler:

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((In which we learn Bizarre is literally made out of toilet paper.

We ready to set out?))

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((>Already has 10 days worth of food
>Buys 10 more

Joey you lard))

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((Alright, here's how travel will work. The party will agree on a path to take, for example, for this expedition (and you don't have to use this specific route, just a suggestion): http://i.imgur.com/4kXzXYb.png At our current travel rate (Read: Not everyone has a horse), about 3 hexes a day is our ...

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((You buying a horse and food for it but no food for yourself, or do you already have food?))

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((Yup Yup. Fun fact: In a pinch, if An0n3 absolutely needs to and somehow finds the means to, he can dual-wield Joey without slowing down.))

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Simultaneousy, Joey's seat crumbles from under him and the chunk of table where Karag slammed his fist into the table breaks off from the rest of it. Using the map, you figure it would take you almost 6 days to travel to the Leopard's keep and back, at least without horses. Supplies are available at...

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A man descends from the stairs, looking rather grumpy. Standing just under two meters, the red-haired man is taller than everyone in the room, save for Karag. He wears thick woollen clothes, red trimmed with white fur, and a long, flowing black cloak. "Greetings, everyone. I am Baron Brandon Al...

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I drive a 2006 Chevy Malibu that's slowly falling apart.

Shoot me. $12.

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Everyone but Ezel has turned in a sheet in one way or another for our starting group, so we are ready to kick things off! NOTE: JUST BECAUSE IT'S STARTED DOESN'T MEAN IT'S TOO LATE! I'll set the limit at 10 for now. That's two different parties' worth. _______________________________________________...

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"As long as we don't do anything stupid we might have a shot at smuggling it. I say we push the envelope."

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I think the flashbacks may just be a thing for the trailer There's no confirmation he'll be voiced (that I know of) beyond one line in a trailer that might not even be him. Plus, Fallout protags are never silent protagonists. At their worst they're severely handicapped protagonists (UUN, UUN GAH, TO...

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For the sake of keeping the thread from getting confusing, is everyone okay with having just one expedition at a time (at least until we get another DM)? It'll make things more competition-y since everyone will want to be first to embark, and it'll keep the thread from having several different adven...

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Undead Fortitude in 5e is a horrible thing to deal with. Ask An0n3 or Burer. 5 zombies took almost an hour to kill. Gonna veto that, mi amigo.

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Yo, if you guys wanna post character art or whatever for your characters, by all means!

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I'm not 100%, but I think holding something in the off-hand negates the duelist bonuses.

Duellists are super cool, though.

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5th Ed.

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MAP KEY http://i.imgur.com/vJuaSX3.png Kingmaker Outpost: Where it all starts, an outpost set up by King James Miller of the Kingdom of Datun, in hopes of eventually colonizing Knoss. King James' Kingdom is seperated from his outpost by a large, magical forest. He's very unlikely to send enough tro...

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https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=3760

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We rolling for stats? In fact maybe this should have its own thread now Welcome everybody, this is the thread. We'll be playing a West Marches-style campaign for D&D. If anyone has any questions on what that is, it's this. The lands of Knoss are cold, withered, and ravaged by war. Years ago, th...

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Come on man, this thread has nothing to do with lifeweb, get out of here with that.

I hope they finish Project Brazil first.

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