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by massa
Mon Sep 23, 2024 10:23 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Revert to save pop
Replies: 39
Views: 982

Re: Revert to save pop

I appreciate the sentiment, thanks; but you're probably not going to like what I say next. Out of all the art and 'development' folks i've seen come and go, they act as if they never even enjoyed the past, like they've been sat on the sides waiting for the day they have the power to skew the game h...
by massa
Mon Sep 23, 2024 10:10 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

Yes they did? We've had endless examples of rounds where someone rolled antag and immediately started slaughtering everything in sight, or bought stims and a syndiebomb and ran around the station with it armed until it exploded. There's numerous people who are infamous for just murdering the entire...
by massa
Sun Sep 22, 2024 10:07 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

This is going to be a big point of contention but antags had way too much freedom. Having murderboners and medical bombers running around roundstart every fucking round made playing on Sybil abysmal. As soon as someone rolled traitor they immediately bought a bomb or a desword (Or whatever murderbo...
by massa
Sun Sep 22, 2024 9:57 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

"mannymins" are a catch-all term for the nonmins that haunt player's club, the zeitgeist egregore that exists between coders (esp. the antag removey ones), headmins, and it also does in fact mean manny players who were adminned because they were upstanding and well behaved. but give them p...
by massa
Sun Sep 22, 2024 3:09 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: the levels of xenon isotopes in the martian atmosphere are consistent with the aftermath of a nuclear bombardment
Replies: 0
Views: 66

the levels of xenon isotopes in the martian atmosphere are consistent with the aftermath of a nuclear bombardment

>DNA and RNA cannot replicate or express the information stored in them without polymerases
>polymerase code is contained within DNA/RNA
>polymerases are not found on their own anywhere
you are now manually existing
by massa
Sat Sep 21, 2024 8:05 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

i did this......................
by massa
Sat Sep 21, 2024 6:08 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

i dunno i think i stopped playing because my friends all got banned and antags got deleted (by the same crowd??????) /tg/, or rather, NA, my precious cradled ember, can burn again, but it needs to be nurtured. with a different attitude. a slight shift, in letting the streets handle more justice. pe...
by massa
Sat Sep 21, 2024 2:28 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

TheSmallBlue wrote: Sat Sep 21, 2024 2:20 am agagaaaa a goo goo ogaaa agaaaaa baaaah rrkfhp lrbrabaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ME WHEN I SEE MRP
by massa
Sat Sep 21, 2024 2:05 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

i dunno i think i stopped playing because my friends all got banned and antags got deleted (by the same crowd??????) /tg/, or rather, NA, my precious cradled ember, can burn again, but it needs to be nurtured. with a different attitude. a slight shift, in letting the streets handle more justice. peo...
by massa
Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

the solution to this is to get another tide that targets the teenagers with infinite time to burn and the 30 year old NEET demographics. i vote that MSO shells out to pay some hololive vtuber to play the game to access these groups let them fight and give them toys and they will come and be such go...
by massa
Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:16 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=32188 Apparently this guy's headcoder now so the game may become less of a directionless mess Featuring mothblocks wanting more "Oh shit" antags like xenos, which have since been nerfed into "who cares" territory lol they fuc...
by massa
Fri Sep 20, 2024 9:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

pr cocaine and singulo/tesla engines and some guns back in. stop merging antifun and total garbage. no one came to work, we came to be on space station 13 I mean I don't see why cocaine wouldn't be merged when we have meth and krokodil. Why don't you make a PR for it? I would like to PR an array of...
by massa
Fri Sep 20, 2024 8:20 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

snip snip snap the game has become an extreme jobbie simulator. everyone is running around doing their Among Us Tasks and not even engaging with anyone else. the rounds are dragged out with literal hardcoded time gates to stop you from progressing the round at your own pace. not that the game didn’...
by massa
Fri Sep 20, 2024 2:18 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

>force antaggies to wait an hour for their content[/img] like this is it this is the issue. who thought it was, like, okay to do that? who thought it was just chill to delete traitor. perhaps don't merge whatever just cuz. upheavals and shake ups can be good but lmao get real i still remember the c...
by massa
Fri Sep 20, 2024 2:06 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

I don't understand how MRP existing led to any of those things though? You aren't actually making any tangible connection. MRP was never a problem, it was a valuable addition that grew /tg/, the problem was a combination of factors laid out here. I entirely disagree. The MRP/LRP split was a disaste...
by massa
Thu Sep 19, 2024 12:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

I don't understand how MRP existing led to any of those things though? You aren't actually making any tangible connection. MRP was never a problem, it was a valuable addition that grew /tg/, the problem was a combination of factors laid out here. Mannymins/MRPmins fucking with shit elsewhere, makin...
by massa
Wed Sep 18, 2024 8:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

oranges wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 8:00 pm i know i often go to a dead games forum to post seething rants about how it's dead because nobody will read them.
i care and you care and i know you hate the sound the vuvuzela of caring makes but i won't stop honking
by massa
Wed Sep 18, 2024 3:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

WineAllWine wrote: Wed Sep 18, 2024 11:40 am Can we all calm down? Terry is perfectly fine, it hits 80+ pop most days and has fantastic admin coverage.

Chill the fuck out.
because they let the terryites let out 300,000 years of tribal instinct on themselves
by massa
Wed Sep 18, 2024 10:45 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

Maybe if you believe these people still want to play SS13, you should make the LRP equivalent of Wallstation and see if you can recapture the magic under oversight you find more agreeable. WOAH DUDE JUST REVIVE A DECADE+ OLD PROJECT AND COMMUNITY WITH THOUSANDS OF HANDS IT'S THAT SHRIMPLE! /tg/ was...
by massa
Tue Sep 17, 2024 11:41 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: FORUMS DEAD
Replies: 5
Views: 266

Re: FORUMS DEAD

sometimes something mighty and powerful becomes bloated, rotten, sick

in the forest when this thing dies it feeds the little things, that they might become mighty and powerful
by massa
Tue Sep 17, 2024 11:19 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

Re: damn it's dead

Trying to word this in a way that doesn't make me sound insane. But defeatism begets defeatism. The more people who stare at the low numbers and don't join cannot truly complain about low numbers. Every single person who could join can change that number to a positive. i'm not interested and my ban...
by massa
Wed Sep 11, 2024 11:48 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: damn it's dead
Replies: 103
Views: 2281

damn it's dead

years

the numbers were high. you could join sybil or terry, at any time, any moment. there would be life, vitality

now, only mannymins haunt these creaking halls.................................
by massa
Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:44 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Oranges Asks YOU To Rework Heretic
Replies: 50
Views: 2302

Re: Oranges Asks YOU To Rework Heretic

original heretic

kill everyone
by massa
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:34 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: honk
Replies: 12
Views: 690

Re: honk

you can put a special parole note on all the unbeaned

that way if you gotta thwap them they go right away
by massa
Wed Apr 03, 2024 1:10 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: honk
Replies: 12
Views: 690

Re: honk

TheBibleMelts wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 5:40 pm we used to lift all of the bans we had every new year to celebrate. not sure how well that would work in this age.
"yolo" said the MSO
by massa
Tue Apr 02, 2024 2:41 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: honk
Replies: 12
Views: 690

honk

unban everyone

this is an official appeal
by massa
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:54 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience
Replies: 196
Views: 89836

Re: Pains, Traditions, and Rituals New Players Will Never Experience

i miss wanting to play the game tbqhwy
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 6:17 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 20393

Re: Revert ban appeal template

resolving to not do it again or just be better is also the bare minimum, not the deciding factor in that case I think we do need an appeal template rewrite because literally nobody meets your bare minimum if you apologize for something without the intention to not do it again that's rather silly us...
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 5:39 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 20393

Re: Revert ban appeal template

If more people posted "you're right I fucked up and I won't do it again " I think a lot of note and ban appeals would be a lot smoother and resolved well for the appealer actually. That is all an admin generally wants, they just don't do it. this is how you stay banned resolving to not do...
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 5:35 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 20393

Re: Revert ban appeal template

you guys should just accept honest apologies as better tender than someone playing legalese grab ass and word games is more my sentiment people don't post honest apologies in appeals before or after the change in template, or we would have a lot fewer peanut threads ban appeals are for insisting yo...
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 4:44 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 20393

Re: Revert ban appeal template

you guys should just accept honest apologies as better tender than someone playing legalese grab ass and word games is more my sentiment

it's not like it's a huge deal i was kind of being tongue in cheek, but i just believe in people!

also i'm not european i don't play on terry checkmate
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:46 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: Revert ban appeal template
Replies: 45
Views: 20393

Re: Revert ban appeal template

at this rate the next template will come with a place to sign and free legal counsel if you can't afford your own
by massa
Thu Nov 23, 2023 3:39 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: (Proposal) Raise minimum expectations of security to at least not ignore crime.
Replies: 75
Views: 40886

Re: (Proposal) Raise minimum expectations of security to at least not ignore crime.

You want people to handle crime. One seccie at least tries by arresting a greyshirt with a saw who tried to resist arrest. They get bwoinked for being wrong despite it being IC issue by the same rules. This is why people who play a lot of sec are overwhelmingly against this sort of policy. You can’...
by massa
Wed Nov 22, 2023 1:05 pm
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: (proposal) forgetting death policy
Replies: 59
Views: 27058

Re: (proposal) forgetting death policy

This was (still is?) true for a while for Heretics and was so ineffectual in terms of people actually doing it and being able to prove that they weren't that the godwaful phobia got added as an enforcement metric instead (we really need to replace that with something else), I don't particularly exp...
by massa
Wed Nov 22, 2023 8:59 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: most policy issue threads are personal problems, not policy
Replies: 18
Views: 9597

most policy issue threads are personal problems, not policy

This subforum is currently uniquely pocked with people who think their birthright is managing the behaviors of other humans like them, seemingly in light of the headmin elections. Rule 1 is already a comprehensive rule to catch consistent bad faith action and actors, there are quite a few threads up...
by massa
Wed Nov 22, 2023 6:47 am
Forum: Closed Policy Discussion
Topic: (Proposal) Raise minimum expectations of security to at least not ignore crime.
Replies: 75
Views: 40886

Re: (Proposal) Raise minimum expectations of security to at least not ignore crime.

nothing like being micromanaged by some loser burger king manager taking it out on whoever they consider an outsider to flex that yummy power flex muscle with such nonsense expectations just make a freeform law for admins. autistic black-ink-on-white-paper chicanery is the path to a healthy communit...
by massa
Wed Sep 27, 2023 4:25 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: YOU WILL PLAY CULT policy peanut thread
Replies: 81
Views: 24041

Re: YOU WILL PLAY CULT policy peanut thread

btw if you ahelp to offer to ghosts too much they'll secret note you then antag ban you

remember the note wasn't a punishment
by massa
Sat Aug 12, 2023 6:10 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: A question for oranges
Replies: 34
Views: 5115

Re: A question for oranges

i don't think oranges is gay he just allows the rumor to proliferate as it obfuscates his true nature
by massa
Wed Aug 09, 2023 4:04 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Please stop doing "RP changelogs"
Replies: 37
Views: 6738

Re: Please stop doing "RP changelogs"

this is so profoundly lazy
by massa
Wed Aug 09, 2023 3:59 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: I regret voting for Timberpoes
Replies: 352
Views: 395390

Re: I regret voting for Timberpoes

i struggle to decide between murdering someone for free and enjoying an excessively verbally toxic environment...............................................
by massa
Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:35 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Crew is too weak and antags too powerful.
Replies: 37
Views: 5024

Re: Crew is too weak and antags too powerful.

guns, bombs and energy shields don't much matter when there are 4 people on both sides of you with kitchen knives and you have nowhere to go

it's called gangfucking, and it's one of the laws in the law of the jungle. the crew is a CREW. a team, one of many and many of one.
by massa
Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:35 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Local Catgirl declares war on soul.
Replies: 50
Views: 10204

Re: Local Catgirl declares war on soul.

i don't like people changing things for no reason, and i do think this is for the worse

human history and a throwback to excessive soviet surplus is a good thing, we have old stuff all over
by massa
Sat Jul 29, 2023 11:26 am
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Local Catgirl declares war on soul.
Replies: 50
Views: 10204

Re: Local Catgirl declares war on soul.

Pepper wrote: Sat Jul 29, 2023 1:40 am Paxilmaniac has played four rounds of /tg/station since 2021.
we need to do something about the coders

i love the guns we have
by massa
Tue Jul 25, 2023 10:46 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: help an oldfriend out....
Replies: 12
Views: 1331

Re: help an oldfriend out....

I havent played seriously in almost a year, thinking of playing again and im wondering what there is to look forward to any exciting prs in the works or already merged? any shitters banned/unbanned/redeemed? and is that infinity symbol next to sybil real because thats scaring me also heres my cat S...
by massa
Sun Jul 23, 2023 1:40 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Peanut jokes aren't funny
Replies: 111
Views: 14745

Re: Peanut jokes aren't funny

this was an excellent title
by massa
Sat Jul 22, 2023 4:57 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: do you listen to music while playing?
Replies: 35
Views: 5710

Re: do you listen to music while playing?

I started smoking weed every day about 2 years ago and maybe a few months into that I bought a spotify subscription and I'm pretty sure it allowed me to develop a soul. Yes I love music. High intensity aggressive music too for SS13 crime. Sometimes I just set the song for the vibe. If a fight is com...
by massa
Wed Jul 19, 2023 12:18 pm
Forum: Coding
Topic: Midround Alternatives to Antags
Replies: 16
Views: 6466

Re: Midround Alternatives to Antags

when you die just do homework lol
by massa
Tue Jul 18, 2023 1:10 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Random SS13 Questions
Replies: 11
Views: 1180

Re: Random SS13 Questions

Why does looking into a bright light suddenly make you want to rebel against figures of authority? (Revs) Why does the manus like heads of staff? (You get double points for sacrificing a head) Do traitors and nuclear operatives have any form of loyalty to eachother? or are they going to murder each...
by massa
Tue Jul 18, 2023 1:02 pm
Forum: Player's Club
Topic: Grenade Bombing For The Greater Good
Replies: 52
Views: 6290

Re: Grenade Bombing For The Greater Good

*superfart