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by AngryTurnip
Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:43 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 487102

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Oh, this was on the /vg/ server.
by AngryTurnip
Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:35 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 487102

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>spawn as changeling miner >take out and absorb the other miner early on >come back to the station >find out CMO ling needs the station blueprints and I need the advanced magboots so we work together >chief engineer is in the medbay, CMO chlorals him and we drag him into maint >absorb his DNA and as...
by AngryTurnip
Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:13 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Goonstation's full code got leaked.
Replies: 127
Views: 28781

Re: Goonstation's full code got leaked.

I've just started looking through it, but it turns out that the coders put in a fake recipe for the megasecretchem Initropidril, that if performed in-game, would be indistinguishable from the real thing other then failing 80% of the time and giving a weaker effect. That's a dick move clearly designe...
by AngryTurnip
Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:27 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2026
Views: 402491

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

I don't even know if this belongs in this thread or the tales of regret thread, but since I ended up getting greentext I guess I'll post it here. >start round as cargo tech traitor >buy martial arts scroll and syndicate encryption chip >random people keep running up and punching me in the hallway >b...
by AngryTurnip
Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:50 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 487102

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

I was on the /vg/ server and went into R&D to get myself and someone else a bag of holding. I went to the bar to wait for him and at some point I wanted to get something out of my bag. I wasn't paying attention to which hand was active and made a baguloth, resulting in total destruction of the s...
by AngryTurnip
Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:45 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Interesting Fly-person gimmicks?
Replies: 9
Views: 1619

Re: Interesting Fly-person gimmicks?

Yeah, they're a new race that you select like you would choose being a lizard.
by AngryTurnip
Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:39 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Simple Questions Thread
Replies: 2095
Views: 321790

Re: Simple Questions Thread

How do you install a PAI into a bot?
by AngryTurnip
Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:38 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Crab People, Playable race
Replies: 24
Views: 3916

Re: Crab People, Playable race

I don't know if you're aware of this but having multiple crab legs wouldn't counteract antigravity.
by AngryTurnip
Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:56 pm
Forum: Ideas
Topic: Balance idea for the AI
Replies: 2
Views: 479

Balance idea for the AI

Just some ideas I've had floating around on how to balance the AI and make it not so omnipotent. These can be taken as one big change or picking and choosing ideas that seem good. Let me know if they're terrible. AI can no longer track people with cameras. Having to manually locate people makes it s...
by AngryTurnip
Wed Feb 24, 2016 3:25 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: so what exactly is the captain's job?
Replies: 42
Views: 7058

Re: so what exactly is the captain's job?

It seems like every round I've been captain I'm rushing around to fix 20 different things at once and everyone is calling me lazy because I'm not constantly helping them personally. Is this just something you have to deal with or should I really be making sure one problem is 100% fixed myself as opp...
by AngryTurnip
Wed Feb 24, 2016 3:19 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The who is your favorite AI thread
Replies: 20
Views: 2960

Re: The who is your favorite AI thread

PKPenguin321 wrote:
AngryTurnip wrote:R.I.P.
its a 2 week trial you nerd come back in a few days
I know, it was a joke.
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:12 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Turn the AI off for a week
Replies: 188
Views: 36157

Re: Turn the AI off for a week

Another idea: let the AI use the camera systems and do non-physical things like make announcements, but remove the door bolting and machinery-accessing ability when it's in camera mode. Give it either one or multiple stations throughout the map that it can click on to spawn as a borg that can do the...
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Turn the AI off for a week
Replies: 188
Views: 36157

Re: Turn the AI off for a week

Also, just my two cents, but I've played the game off and on for a number of years. Maybe I've just been lucky, but every time I've been antag I haven't had the AI power game so hard that I thought it needed to be removed because being an antag is too difficult with one around.
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:25 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Turn the AI off for a week
Replies: 188
Views: 36157

Re: Turn the AI off for a week

Don't know where else to post this, but when/if you add the AI back, here's a balance idea: remove the ability to track people with cameras. That way it couldn't just say "X is suspicious but I don't know where he is. I'll track him so I know exactly where he is."
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:15 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Nuke Ops Tactics
Replies: 54
Views: 11283

Re: Nuke Ops Tactics

Ok here's what you've gotta do: >buy an emag and never use it >buy a bag full of C4 >C4 into the lobby of the AI satellite >spend 30 minutes trying and failing to take out the AI >leave 2 of your operatives on the AI satellite >drag the last other operative through space with no internals set >spend...
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:07 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The who is your favorite AI thread
Replies: 20
Views: 2960

Re: The who is your favorite AI thread

R.I.P.
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:02 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Interesting Fly-person gimmicks?
Replies: 9
Views: 1619

Interesting Fly-person gimmicks?

Wanting to have some fun as a flyman but I can't think of any interesting gimmicks besides saying "buzz" over comms randomly. Any suggestions?
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:57 pm
Forum: Policy Discussion
Topic: Policy on uploading alternative lawsets as non-antag?
Replies: 24
Views: 2771

Policy on uploading alternative lawsets as non-antag?

Say I upload a corporate lawset as the captain and this results in someone getting killed for breaking a window. Is that bannable on my part?
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:09 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Utter lack of AI
Replies: 175
Views: 23305

Re: Utter lack of AI

I'm just saying, when you give the remote door mechanic to people not bound by laws, it makes acting like a complete asshole way easier.
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:36 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Utter lack of AI
Replies: 175
Views: 23305

Re: Utter lack of AI

lumipharon wrote:So what you're saying is... if you trespass as a mime you might actually have some repercussions?

Trespassing? I was in the dorms!
by AngryTurnip
Tue Feb 23, 2016 12:09 am
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Utter lack of AI
Replies: 175
Views: 23305

Re: Utter lack of AI

So the way it's currently working is that the heads of staff all have a device that lets them operate doors like an AI. The problem with this is that they don't have lawsets that keep them from bolting people like the mime into a room with no way out, which is exactly what happened to me.
by AngryTurnip
Fri Feb 19, 2016 5:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 487102

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Oh god, I was a doctor that round. While you getting beaten up, I was turned into a revhead. HoP had a taser and a stunbaton, so I thought that fleeing was the better option. The other doctors did nothing though. After you got implanted, half the remaining revs suicided like little shits. I managed...
by AngryTurnip
Fri Feb 19, 2016 3:57 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why do maps rotate when everyone only likes Boxstation?
Replies: 49
Views: 7954

Re: Why do maps rotate when everyone only likes Boxstation?

Why not just have a round to round vote so it would actually be the majority picking the map?
by AngryTurnip
Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:50 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 487102

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Another story: >start round as Mime Rev head >think that hanging out in the med bay is a good way to recruit people >flash every doctor >eventually an implanted assistant realizes I'm flashing people and starts attacking me >doctors just stand there doing nothing except occasionally pulling him off ...
by AngryTurnip
Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:44 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 487102

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Someone really needs to greentext out that nuke ops round from last night where they got stuck in the AI satellite for 30 minutes instead of getting the unsecured disk, one died because he forgot to set internals, and one kept using C4 to open doors instead of the emag he had.
by AngryTurnip
Thu Feb 18, 2016 6:32 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 487102

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

Also a random funny tidbit: I checked the AI's laws at some point and it had an additional fourth law that specifically said not to let any unauthorized people into the AI core, but all I did to get it to let me in was ask it to go on an adventure with me.
by AngryTurnip
Thu Feb 18, 2016 6:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of rage, tears and regret
Replies: 2833
Views: 487102

Re: Stories of rage, tears and regret

>playing on the /vg/ server as a Vox mechanic >decide to become a space scavenger >build space pod and go exploring >after 40 minutes or so it's pretty clear this is an uneventful round >go back to station and try to haggle with R&D to trade my scavenged items for technology >scientist tells me ...
by AngryTurnip
Thu Feb 18, 2016 5:46 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Simple Questions Thread
Replies: 2095
Views: 321790

Re: Simple Questions Thread

How do you gib yourself with an oxygen tank?

How do you know what kind of dosage you need for beneficial chemicals (like hyperzine)?
by AngryTurnip
Thu Feb 18, 2016 5:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you
Replies: 2245
Views: 354468

Re: Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Being a ghost and watching a Xenobiologist breeding slimes manually instead of using the consoles is probably my biggest pet peeve. It doesn't happen often but when it does I feel like screaming at my screen.
by AngryTurnip
Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:29 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Why do maps rotate when everyone only likes Boxstation?
Replies: 49
Views: 7954

Why do maps rotate when everyone only likes Boxstation?

I guess the title pretty much sums up the post. Everyone e always freaks out at map that isn't box station (or occasionally meta) so why have the map rotate?
by AngryTurnip
Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:15 pm
Forum: Coding Feedback
Topic: Small, easy change to gold slime extracts?
Replies: 1
Views: 383

Small, easy change to gold slime extracts?

If the time between injecting a gold slime extract and having the mobs spawn could be increased just by a few seconds it would be a huge help to Xenobiology. I like housing non-slimes in the extra holding chamber. With the current spawn time, there's just slightly too little time to inject the extra...
by AngryTurnip
Fri Oct 24, 2014 7:22 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2026
Views: 402491

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

Violaceus wrote:You offered help to antag as non antag?
Yeah, mainly just because it was one of those "Nothing's happened for 2 hours so we're just going to go ahead and call the shuttle" rounds.
by AngryTurnip
Fri Oct 24, 2014 5:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)
Replies: 2026
Views: 402491

Re: Stories of Awesome (Or something close to it.)

>Playing Scientist >Security had been fucking with me all round, and yet the round itself is somehow incredibly boring >Clown is very obviously a traitor >In a room alone with the clown, I offer to help him >Give the roboticist a few drinks in exchange for him to implant a massive bomb I'd made into...