/tg/Station 13

EmGee

They honestly shouldn't even be admin-spawned. They're horribly imbalanced in their current state. You're basically unkillable. The weaknesses are a joke and only prevent the devil from doing his magic for a short period of time, It's incredibly easy to just yakkety sax if anyone actually goes thro...

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CosmicScientist wrote:Ah, I do hope this is very political otherwise Yes, Minister lied to me about how interesting the world can be.

You have good taste.

Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime minister were excellent.

You should also watch W1A, it's a good and suprisingly accurate show about the inner workings of BBC.

EmGee

Has-a-name-that-doesn't-fit-the-format

Breaks-the-fourth-wall

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gimmicks

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maybe

can you repeat the question

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>You are Randy Savage, the Assistant! >YOU ARE A TRAITOR! >sweet >objective is to kill Geist Dangerous and steal some plasma >hack into engineering five minutes in the round, and get a plasma canister and some gloves >man, this sucks >a plan hatches >i run into maint, whip out my PDA and buy a holop...

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Saegrimr wrote:fun

EmGee

I miss crusher abuse and FOURTY DURANDS.
You could make absolutely anything with it, it was a magical time with mechs galore.

EmGee

Occasional indescribably fun rounds.

I keep coming back, like a fucking addict.

EmGee

Well, aside from BEING ABSOLUTELY GLORIOUS I'd break into EVA and get a hardsuit, make a stunprod, and hide in Maintenance until round end. Then I'd get on the shuttle, get to CentCom, resign, and find a better job ANYWHERE ELSE.

EmGee

when somone metagrudges you because you're a memorable personality

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not really lmao

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>be randy >set roboticist to high >OH YEAH TIME FOR SOME BO- >YOU ARE THE CHANGELING >ok.mp3 >have to kill some assistant, get the cap laser, 7 genomes and escape as said assistant >walk out of science with circular saw, see my target >saw the SHIT out of him and space his corpse >grab gloves from t...

EmGee

On my opinion we need a new standard map, a brand-new map project to mappers to collectively work on, whether it's assstation, or something new.
Modular has a lot of promise, on my opinion.

EmGee

I agree, a teleporter could be a sound solution. Also, the station should be on the station z-level to make escape easier (and hunkering down in rev possible). Heads hunkering down in the prison station is more fun than ASSAULT ON BRIG or hunting down the HOP roaming maint disguised as a assistant/h...

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I like it, but it's still heavily WIP, right? RIGHT?

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Hypocrisy

Line breaks: hyp|oc¦risy
Pronunciation: /hɪˈpɒkrɪsi/
Definition of hypocrisy in English:
noun (plural hypocrisies)

[MASS NOUN]
1. The practice of claiming to have higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.

2.

EmGee

tgstation and valids not paradisestation and autism ok?
praise nanotrasen

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"no"

that's spanish for no

EmGee

I am confused and annoyed by his avatar, trying to figure out just what on god's green earth is fucking going on. You know, just the usual cute anime girls drawn over gay buff men wrestling. Nothing that interesting. ah, a fellow Gachimuchi enthusiast. no wonder the background looked familliar.

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[quote="Cheimon"
Giving a mech partial access can be done by humans just scanning cards on the thing, no need to change stuff there.
[/quote]
That doesn't work right now.

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THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:One of the 'clones' should have a goatee and have all his objectives be the opposite of the main wizard's.

Another could just be an average dude who works at space Starbucks or something.

yes
+1

EmGee

why isn't somone already coding this

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Suggestion: Make scanning a ID to a blank PDA add you to the crew manifest. It would be a small change that would make creating new identities easier. It would also make fooling the AI and crew manifest eying paranoid motherfuckers easier.

EmGee

People who act entitled to extra access every round, and scream at me/ fuck with me after I don't give it straight away, be it the clown or a head. I go out of the line and make those fucks do paperwork to get their fucking access.

EmGee

+1.

Now we just need to change cargo points to dosh.

EmGee

Adding manual valves to remove a module from the station distro could be a good idea too, and a effective counter to plasma floods. Yeah, I was planning on doing that. I had an idea of adding an SMES to every module as well, to have a sort of one way power flow, but that would probably be too many ...

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This map has a lot of potential. Here's my two cents. Shutters to seal off each module from the main ring could be a good idea. (Also another pair to the airbridges, or would it be too much?) You could put buttons to manipulate each modules shutter to the corresponding heads office and to bridge. Ac...

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Ausops ran a breddygud monster hunter event on sybil today. He spawned a asteroid, along with a syndie shuttle around the station, and then made a centcom announcement about starting a monster hunter guild. He came aboard the station as a admiral, distributing hardsuits, rifles and drills to all who...

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Quick, does anyone have screens of the round in which me, IMMORTAN JOE, Tiphanenie Ruthford (Tiphaeninine? Tiaphanien? Whatever.) and Catfish Jones built like 10+ durands. it was p. great my warboys rode into valhalla in their war rigs, shining forever chrome (we had the mats to build 15 more but a ...

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>chemist on high >HAHA TIME FOR GOONCHE- >You are the Chief Engineer! >fuck >YOU ARE A TRAITOR! >have to assasinate a dude and steal the blueprints >lightbulb.jpg >grab a rpd,put on a hardsuit and rush to the engine >build a disposal pipe under the containment field >start working on rerouting dispo...

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Holy shit this is a massive clusterfuck of rules for one gamemode. Seriously, we'd nearing Colonial Marines-levels of rules autism if these were added. I suggest that we heavily streamline the rules, cause' in it's current state this ruleset is pretty confusing, and would increase workload of the ad...

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OK, so. I've been having massive problems connecting to /tg/ or any SS13 server. Byond doesn't seem to recognize the fact that I'm logged in, and I can't connect due of the fact that DS thinks I'm a guest. I've tried everything, from turning off my firewall to uninstalling and reinstalling byond. Wh...

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Sure, why not. Anything's better than the boring old electric arm. We need more borg module-specific hacked/emagged equipment anyhow.
I'd love to see it implemented if somone can be arsed to code it.

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all of my yes

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Why has engineering been exclusively staffed by fucktards when I play? Nearly every round I've played lately the shuttle has been called due to power loss or engineering losing the sing and it fucking up everything. All the engineers all start building rage cages or dance floors instead of powering...

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A little offtopic but whatever. DEAD: Artificer (427) says, "randy savage got spaced by his armor" DEAD: Artificer (427) says, "ahahahaha" (F) Randy Savage yells, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I remember that round. The salt was real. serio...

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Hi. I play Randy Savage, and I'd like to explain my actions. It was 6am, there were 15 players on, and I was the only head of staff. I ahelped that I have to go, and Vekter instantly chimed in, and told me it was A-OK if I told the rest of the command staff I told him that that there is none, and hi...

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>spawn as RANDY SAVAGE, Head of Personnel >fuck this isn't RD >i had RD on high >fuck >Tell cap I resign, make myself a all-access QM id >ok >fuck off to do cargo things >AI says that the captain hasn't secured the disk (20 minutes of the round has passed) >what >decide to secure it >get to cap offi...

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I just experienced a GOAT round. >be me >be randy motherfucking savage >spawn as HOP >there is already a HOP >"Randy Savage, Head of Personnel" >what >i don't know how >i don't know why >but it works >thus began the era of twin randies, the HOP collective >end up mostly building shit (incl...

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A pretty great admin, always responds to prayers/adminhelps in some manner, and has a good sense of humor.
also draws gr8 smut

EmGee

Mekhi for best sec/engi. Allthough he has a obnoxious play-to-win attitude, he's still extremely fun to play with/against.
Steve Mic is best science, without a doubt.
Jerome is robust, but a bit of a dick tbh
Lola Cobblestone is a fun mime.
Space-Mime-Continuum is robust, and not a shitler.

EmGee

>be miner
>get a shiton of uranium
>steal all radsuits
>surround all the entrances to the escape shuttle and pods

another one
>redirect disposals to singulo
>chloral and disposal several people

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tedward1337 wrote:

Ive done it

Is that salty duane?

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I like: Events that don't ruin anyone's round. Well thought-out events that engourage ER PEE. Spontaneous events done by admins, adding to the ongoing ER PEE in the server. Gimmicky and absurd, but yet FUN events that genuinely add something to the round. Nations. I dislike: Adminbus, overly admin i...

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Theses are all the logs for you from the round in question. [08:05:14]ACCESS: Login: EmGee/(Bjorn Mikkelsen) || BYOND v506 [08:08:15]SAY: Bjorn Mikkelsen/EmGee : <i>All heads report in!</i> [08:09:20]ADMIN: HELP: EmGee/(Bjorn Mikkelsen): GTG, sorry. - heard by 3 non-AFK admins who have +BAN. [08:09...

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Byond account and character name: EmGee/Bjorn Mikkelsen Banning admin:Unknown, wasn't about when got the jobban. (Might have been either BlessedHeretic, Hornygranny or Saegrimr, all were online at the time.) Ban reason and length: Ditto, assuming it's due of d/c at roundstart in a command position. ...

EmGee

Actually, you're leaving out the first one you uploaded which was "Black people, jews, and lizards aren't human" or something to that effect as law 4. Did I? Oh damn, that wasn't really my brightest moment. I have no excuse for that one. If I however remember correctly, somone made a ion ...

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Warden here. The only impact I saw from the captain running this gimmick was the (traitor) lawyer rushing to setchkin the captain into crit before getting caught and screaming "I HAD TO KILL HITLER" while being perma'd. Everything else functioned no differently than say, Britimov, apart f...

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