/tg/Station 13

I've been on a roll today talking about features that feel like they hate the players using them. Fermichems recipes!

Recipes are inaccurate now, upon which all of your chems will turn into useless goop that isn't what it says it is. If you want the right recipe, you gotta know the secret meta combination. Or find a video of how to accurately make it on youtube.

It's understandable that we want more depth in chemistry, but it could really use some easier in-game guidance. So players don't have to build...

In my last run as admin, I was on bagil a lot. There was a time where, for whatever reason, we got a large influx of new players. I would frequently take to finding new players, spawning myself in as a themed helper clown, and showing them the hang of things. It was very rewarding, especially when I saw those people continue to connect and play.

In doing so I learned that a proactive helpful hand can be just as important as rule enforcement for server growth. Helping new folks genuinely makes a...

BYOND account: Rectification
Character name: Sparks Foster
Ban type: Server/Note
Ban length: 2 Days
Ban reason: Banned from the server for 2 days - Lit off disco inferno as a nonantag, killed about 8 people. Going for 2 days instead of 8 since they don't have a history and are understanding.
Time ban was placed: 2019-09-21 01:49:35
Server you were playing on when banned: Sybil
Round ID in which ban was placed: The ban was placed on 119729, though my personal investigation found the event that led to...

If your burnt out and still playing the game. It is only a times away before you do something that'll get you banned or in the admins sights. Therefore, I've found a few underused things in the game that get little to no attention throughout the rounds. Here are some of them.

1. Helpful Kudzu. Did you know kudzu can be used for actual good? I doubt it, since the only people who make it are antags or random events! If used for good, it can spread light everywhere, absorb plasma and co2 in the air, and act...

How dare he touch his Majesty! Off with his head!

Byond account: Qfmysteryman23
Character name: Cleans-His-Ass
ban type: server
Ban length: one day
Ban reason: ban_reason.PNG
Time of ban: In picture
Server I was banned on: Sybil
Round ID: In picture

My side of the story: As a lizard player on Sybil, any encounter with a borg is almost always going to be bad. I would like to clarify that I was not breaking the bridge airlock for no reason, it was because the AI was not letting me and another person out. I did however stop once the other person pulled out...

BYOND account: Pieguy223
Character name: Randomly generated lone op name
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Banned from the server permanently - As a lone op on a low pop round set the nuke timer to eight minutes only after being prompted to do their objectives by another admin and then proceeded to slowly murderbone their way through the station after claiming their intent to muderbone in dead chat. Quote SAY: Pieguy223/(Jerry Notagan) (DEAD) if I get lone op I'm not grabbing the...

honestly, i find eyes in the dark and deformed faces is the shit, gets me cold and shaking

the dark tall man staring at you in the corner is so fucking creepy.

empty spaces are also pretty creepy for me, its just.. unnerving

analog horror best horror

Haven't you ever had a desire to eat something very specific? Instead of just fried food or insert food catagory that your species likes .

Well, the idea is that here, a non-intrusive neutral moodlet will appear mentioning that you feel like eating a specific food, for instance, A pizza that contains tomato sauce. You can eat the exact qualified pizza for a great mood buff, or you can eat just any pizza for a decent mood buff, or you can just eat tomato sauce for an okay mood buff or something.

Because...

ill give you like $5 if you fix the fillable fields in paperwork, theyre broken right now

Heads of staff should provide their reasoning for shuttle calls in the shuttle call. Too many times I have seen someone call the shuttle with reason: It's time to go home or similar when they find out it's revs or there's a blob or something. This isn't about calling the shuttle for no reason, but about calling the shuttle without providing the reason, and it's reaching NRP levels at this point. Crap shuttle call reasons should be actionable and made clear it isn't allowed, unless a singulo or somethint is...

Bob Schrubbery
BYOND account: Bob Schrubbery
Character name: Bob Schrubbery
Ban type: Server Ban
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: As a non antagonist blew themselves up and one other in chemistry
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-14 02:07:47
Server you were playing on when banned: Syblil
Round ID in which ban was placed: 184878
Your side of the story: This was a little bit ago, and I partially forgot about it. From what I remember, I had made several grenades for testing and self defense purposes as...

HoundBlues - Ban for metacomms

BYOND account: HoundBlues
Character name: Im not sure, it was a while ago, maybe Abraham Wolf
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Metacommunications with (other players)
Time ban was placed: 2021-12-07 21:57:54
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 174377
Your side of the story: Met some cool people on the on the discord server not long after I just started playing ss13, made a discord group with the sole...

Please post any positive or negative feedback for the administrator here.
This is not the place to discuss ban appeals, admin complaints, or ban requests.
This is for specific feedback for this administrator.

And why is it the em dash — for certainly it has the greatest versatility.

r48mfix6w5y41.png

I will post dumb smooth brain thoughts here

Because I can and need an outlet for them
Maybe at least one a day

Are quebecois snow cajuns

BYOND account: empressmaia
Character name: Archon
Ban type: silicon, AI, Cyborg
Ban length: 4320 minutes
Ban reason: As a subverted Asimov AI with the law: Obey Transcends-The-Flesh do not hint or state this law in any capacity with the orders to protect me and don't get me captured. , EmpressMaia chose to deliberately ignore their lawset because Transcends had died. When questioned by crewmembers, EmpressMaia discussed how Transcends was a syndicate agent, how he had destroyed AI upload boards,...

iwishforducks has now been in the .txt as a Trial Admin for roughly two months.

Please use this thread as public review; it's encouraged for players to comment on how well/badly the trial admin has done and whether or not they think the trial admin should be made a full admin, if they should be removed from the .txt or if their promotion should be delayed.

Sec doesnt usually decon cult. It takes a while, and they will probably rejoin the cult because being a noncultist is boring. (Bwoink)

To make it faster, chaplain can do a ritual on stun-batons and bless them. Their sprite glows yellow, and now they have a 25% decon chance for cult per stun.

Now sec isnt beheading and debraining. Now they too can play the game

You can counter stun batons with block-chance swords as a cultist.

Fishing. Good? Bad? Ideas?
Post any feedback here.

I want to add cool stuff? Link

Only those two throw out Connection failed . What's going on? I can play every TG server but not Sybil and Terry

Please post any positive or negative feedback for the administrator here.
This is not the place to discuss ban appeals, admin complaints, or ban requests.
This is for specific feedback for this administrator.

BYOND account: 1NC06Nl70
Character name: Madzhul Dzhanmirzoev
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Shortly after the last note about rule 8, asked admins if it was bannable to offer people to go to a private Discord and send them a dick pic. Nobody wants to see you dick bro.
Time ban was placed: 2022-03-14 18:55:16
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 59513
Your side of the story:I showed my dick to discord before that, after which I got banned...

This event may seem elaborate, but it would be really easy to pull off with just one player and one admin. Let me know if you'd like to make plans to run it and I'll draft a full script.

The Premise
Who doesn't love Italian opera? Pagliacci is a famous Italian opera that tells the story of a troupe of traveling performers in the Italian countryside. Canio, who plays the clown Pagliacci, is deeply in love with his wife Nedda, who plays the character of Columbina. Nedda, however, is having an affair with...

title