/tg/Station 13

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I decided to (once again) do something that I was warned would net regrettable results. Irregardless, I chose to do it anyways to see where you all ranked our maps. It's been two months since the last Map Survey Poll, and you can see those results here: . This Numerical Rating poll ( ) asked the following question:

Please rate our current station maps on a scale of 1-10, with 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest.

Each option had a small description: 1 being Hate It. , 5 being Meh....

BYOND account: Celulamp
Character name: Goat Feet
Ban type: Just a note
Ban length: N/A
Ban reason: Asked to use a more human name than Goat Feet
Time ban was placed: 1:55:31
Round ID in which ban was placed: 186081
Your side of the story: I used Goat Feet as name got noted for it.
Why you think you should be unnoted : I think the name Goat Feets Is understandable as HOP considering there is a guy that is named Pete Feets and he plays captain, the goat part is not that out of place when people...

Whenever I move/walk around, after a couple of seconds my ping spikes to from 200-250 to 1000-3000. As far as I can tell this only seems to occur on TG servers as I flew around as a ghost on goon for a while and my ping didn't rise. Any help would be appreciated!

BYOND account: Obrimos
Character name: Logs don't say, they just say you
Ban type: N/A
Ban length: N/A
Ban reason: Note left by San7890 on 2022-07-05 05:36:59
Round 186092 - Appears to have attacked a fellow revolutionary for seemingly no reason, was disconnected so could not get in a ticket. Please do not attack your fellow team antagonists. Do appeal this on the forums if this note is made in error.

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MODsuits are, conceptually cool. In practice, though, they're just a worse version of Bay hardsuits, mainly because of how much of a fucking pain they are to use. On Bay, hardsuits can be taken on and off partially, without deactivating the whole thing, or at least for the helmet. This may seem like a minor thing, since many of the other features are pretty much the same, but it's actually quite important. It makes using MODsuits in combat kind of suicidal unless you have patches. And yeah, sure, you can...

Right, so, remember this PR? I think it was sick, other people do too, so I'm willing to pay 200 dollars for it to done in a more merge-able matter.
This is quite the request, and by that i mean that its an utter pain. I don't expect this code bounty to be claimed any time soon, maybe in the near future when a new expressive open source tts solution arrives.

If you for some reason are interested, here are some guidelines:
You cannot use another service (like what the original PR did with NovelAI) (The...

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Heads of staff should provide their reasoning for shuttle calls in the shuttle call. Too many times I have seen someone call the shuttle with reason: It's time to go home or similar when they find out it's revs or there's a blob or something. This isn't about calling the shuttle for no reason, but about calling the shuttle without providing the reason, and it's reaching NRP levels at this point. Crap shuttle call reasons should be actionable and made clear it isn't allowed, unless a singulo or somethint is...

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BYOND account:SKOOPIDY
Character name:Boss Moth
Ban type: Appearance
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Note left by Thedragmeme on 2022-07-04 03:37:35
Banned from the server for 1 day - When asked to change their moth character name from Boss moth was given the option of making their character a gimmick character or picking a new name. Instead refused to do either of those and ghosted and logged off, quote I once again will say if there is no compromise i will be ghosting, ive...

So, I was thinking, what are the biggest issues with the Sybil playerbase? There are 4:

-Validhunting
-Metagrudging
-Not minding their own god damn business
-Murderboning

So, I then thought okay, how can we fix these issues? Then I remembered left 4 dead 1. In the developer commentary (which I'm probably the only person to have gone through) they mentioned that the boomer was created when, during playtesting, they realized that the meta for players was to just shoot literally everything that moved. If...

Character name: |Josiah Callison

Ban type: Server

Ban length: Permament

Ban reason: Cunnyseur is an inappropriate ckey, which is not allowed in /tg/station. The user has been given a month to change their ckey, which they didn't. Other casualities regarding creepy/erotic interactions, as well as this casuality, lead to this ban.
Time ban was placed: 2022-02-16 22:41:11

Server name: Terry
Round ID : Not sure my ban massage is all messed up

Your side of the story: I was new player who didnt know much...

Roleplaying isn't (or at least it shouldn't be) having a polite conversation with someone. What happened to paranoia? Are people not comfortable hating or disliking someone in character but not out of character?
People don't want to offend others, people don't want to make people dislike them OCC. Whenever one person is trying to kill another person they usually try to be funny to show that out of character they are not serious and don't dislike you. This sucks for immersion. The MRP rules certainly aren't...

The Set Up
I've been watching breaking bad, and damn disposing bodies in acid is pretty badass. We already have a ton of acids in the game, so perhaps when we could utilize one of the higher grades (Fluorosulfuric Acid or Nitric) to turn some would be carcasses into organic slurry. Certainly a more fun and creative method of disposing of bodies rather than cutting off their head and putting it into a locker.

The Problem
Now, we don't really have any vats or tubs that can store chemicals in the game....

BYOND account: MurderousUser
Character name: Ivanov Stechkin
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: 6 hours after being told by another admin to knock it off with the sexual comments, did it again, also made other edgy comments including suggesting suicide to another player in-game
Time ban was placed: 2022-07-01 23:42:46
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185910
Your side of the story: I said many stuff that was maybe banned by the rules but...

ill give you like $5 if you fix the fillable fields in paperwork, theyre broken right now

BYOND account: R0ttingaway
Character name: Daniel Warner
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Banned by host: You, or another user of this computer or connection (R0ttingAway) is banned from playing here.
The ban reason is: 300 minute account with some say logs the likes of: IM BEING RAPED dont touch my snake
staff monkey n1gg3r please sip my blood queen i need a hot moth mommy to siphon my life juice dumb
ass moth fuck you whore kull yureself and more. Appeal if you're interested in...

every time a revanent roles it is a malice to the fun of the round, random killing, spacing the stations air supply, and emagging every bot happens every time a revanent roles.
i think these are generally bad for the round because whereas with a traitor or blood brother, you will mostlikely have _some_ interaction with them, but with revanents all you can do is watch as your department or project is destroyed, and maybe all of this would be fine if they couldnt communicate with ghosts, revanents bring out...

How dare he touch his Majesty! Off with his head!

I will post dumb smooth brain thoughts here

Because I can and need an outlet for them
Maybe at least one a day

Are quebecois snow cajuns

Haven't you ever had a desire to eat something very specific? Instead of just fried food or insert food catagory that your species likes .

Well, the idea is that here, a non-intrusive neutral moodlet will appear mentioning that you feel like eating a specific food, for instance, A pizza that contains tomato sauce. You can eat the exact qualified pizza for a great mood buff, or you can eat just any pizza for a decent mood buff, or you can just eat tomato sauce for an okay mood buff or something.

Because...

BYOND account: Realthoman_
Character name: Phillip Thomas
Ban type: Server
Ban length: 2 days
Ban reason/time:
Server you were playing on when banned: Server name, eg, Bagil/Sybil/Terry/Event Hall
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185979
Your side of the story: I was a revolutionary, and i was engaged in a conflict with a few heads of staff in cargo. There was several other people fighting and it was practically a warzone. I kill the captain with his own sabre and lazgun. I begin looting the...

BYOND account: Lacran
Character name: Golem 754
Ban type: Note
Ban length: N/A
Ban reason: As a Runic Golem, used their powers to ghost-tide secure areas with other Runic Golems, eventually resulting in a massive brawl.
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-30 06:17:22
Server you were playing on when banned: Manuel
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185805
Your side of the story: I later rejoined a round as a Runic Golem, serving Samantha Stardriver the Xenobio, she told me to dominate all the animals on...

If your burnt out and still playing the game. It is only a times away before you do something that'll get you banned or in the admins sights. Therefore, I've found a few underused things in the game that get little to no attention throughout the rounds. Here are some of them.

1. Helpful Kudzu. Did you know kudzu can be used for actual good? I doubt it, since the only people who make it are antags or random events! If used for good, it can spread light everywhere, absorb plasma and co2 in the air, and act...

I haven't seen phazons or the two BOH reactions in a year.

Whens the last time you've seen an end-game anomaly item?

I understand why things are like this. But when the gating mechanic itself is a powerful mechanic (Bomb making) it only leads to it being changed everytime the playerbase can figure it out.

Should definitely be changed to something else, or have some sort of alternative that temporarily unlocks end-game anomaly content.

Banned because while i was running around being fucking murdered for most of the round for my id, i was supposed to be checking on the sec team making a bomb for the ai?
listen if you put a cool button in front of a man and point to it and say its for the ai without explicitly stating it was a bomb im gonna push send signal, why would you give me a bomb after i have been atacked multiple times.
I had no idea it was a bomb and didnt know what i thought it was but my adhd brain saw button and pushed it.
Now...

Thread for People who love dressing up their avatar in second life. Ill be posting second life screenshots and linking some second life creators that make good clothes/avatar content in here. Feel free to share screenshots of your avatars and/or second life houses here. I'll also try and link the locations when i can so you can explore these places for yourself

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BYOND account: letrolemastur
Character name: Bob Bills
Ban type: Server
Ban length: Perma
Ban reason: Ban evaded as goatdog52
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-12
Server you were playing on when banned: Manuel
Round ID in which ban was placed:
Your side of the story: I saw a comment in OOC that looked like I'd been doxed, or like it was referring to me. I was really high and it scared the shit outta me so I jumped on an alt. prob evaded a job ban when I did that. was a simple but stupid fuckup, I know. I don't...

You have to examine yourself and click on a small underlined text-line in the chatbox while chat is constantly filling up with new words and your probably still being attacked by whatever hit you with the embedded item. You also have to find a safe place to stand still and take the item out, and then take damage again for taking it out.

Shouldn't such a reoccuring source of damage be an action button instead? Like how the adrenaline state works.

BYOND account: Fizziz
Character name: Prometheus Alexopolus
Ban type: Server ban
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: Using another account when banned (mrmimee), ban evasion.
Time ban was placed: 2022-06-27 16:41:01
Server you were playing on when banned: Terry
Round ID in which ban was placed: 185651
Your side of the story: I got banned rightfully for 12 hours, had nothing to do and got impatient and tried to play again through other means rather than just waiting it out. I then got banned again...

iwishforducks has now been in the .txt as a Trial Admin for roughly two months.

Please use this thread as public review; it's encouraged for players to comment on how well/badly the trial admin has done and whether or not they think the trial admin should be made a full admin, if they should be removed from the .txt or if their promotion should be delayed.

Discord username: Thoman#6948
Commonly used names: thomas
Ban reason: posted a dumb gay porn meme
Time ban was placed: may 22
Your side of the story: i posted a stupid gif, cyan joked that he was going to call the discord admins, someone took him seriously and pinged an admin on his behalf, then i got banned
Why you think you should be unbanned: my apologies for posting a stupid gif in the server and then calling you a retard in the appeal, though i still feel your punishment was harsh, i understand your...

Inspired by rim worlds drug system, you can now build up a tolerance to drugs. For gameplay purposes, this should probably only apply to drugs and other nieche chems (maybe posions) instead of all/most chemicals (you could get away with it on some, but it wouldn't make sense for things like acid or synthflesh).
Tolerance is measured on a scale from 0%-95%, and is tied to your liver. Your tolerance towards a certain drug increases as you take it, and decreases under the effects of chemicals, or liver...

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While talking with an admin about sky-rat vore dogs. I imagined how spooky it'd be to be trapped in a transparent object, unable to move with my own free will. Yet not entirely solitarily confined either.

Thus since abductors get all the silly gamer gear. Here's a new Idea.

Bubble Gun: Abductors can buy a gun that shoots large red trapping bubbles. Anyone who is inside of it will be entered into an anti-gravitational state, and can not attack or touch anything outside of the bubble (so pretty much as if...