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BYOND account: Zybwivcz
Character Name: Josh Meyers
Ban type: Note
Ban length: N/A
Round Number: 183740
Time ban was placed: 2022-05-25 02:10:27
Server you were playing on when banned: Sybil
Your side of the story:

I caught a heretic in the brig, they were wearing one of those eyeball amulets, I stunbaton them to check their bag and it's full of heretic knives. After cuffing them I drag them to perma, but perma has been trashed and the power is all off. I then kill them, lop off their head with...

BYOND account: Zybwivcz
Character Name: Jeb Jerome
Ban type: Server
Ban length: 1 day
Ban reason: Detonated gibtonite on the escape shuttle that resulted in a sizeable hole(round id was 183448)
Time ban was placed: 2022-05-20- 04:47:32
Server you were playing on when banned: Sybil
Round ID in which ban was placed: 183453

Your side of the story: Some miner brought several gibtonite onto a BYOS shuttle, while trying to pick one up I(engineering SEC officer) used the wrong hand and hit it instead of grabbing...

its been in the game for a bit just to try it out, and i think its been here long enough. having to go ask the hop for maints access whenever theres a cult or something is just pointless tedium. it does not enhance or improve my enjoyment of the game.

PR has been denied several times over. Just keeping this here for the inevitable felinid lover maintainer (which allows me as a human geneticist to gain more powers!)

Felinid Claws: Does brute wound damage. Or does it more easily if fists can already do that

Downside: Like real life cats, when your claws get too long. You can't balance good! Felinids will trip over themselves while running.

Power: Buffs wound claw damage

Synchroniser: makes you only trip over yourself while running half the time...

Seemed positively recieved over discord (enclosed), the Station Rig as a tribute to Deep Rock Galactic would be a sub-orbital mining base operated by dwarves. They technically work for Centcomm, but mine minerals to earn the mining points wages for their own self sufficiency.

Their job when not becoming copiously drunk is to use a drop-pod with a two way teleportation rift inside it to scale down to Lavaland and relieve it of its mineral plunder, though they are perfectly fine to stay in orbit, they are...

This is a really common issue that leads to accidental round removal but it isn't usually brought up.

>Some roboticist/rd/medical doctor wants to skip the surgery and just hacks at your head until it falls out and then debrains you.

>Your brain takes damage and you are temporarily unrevivable.

>They think you logged off/dnr'd and just toss your brain/hide it

The message should look different then the regular DNR. Maybe put it in a different text color like purple or something. Sick of the noobs falling...

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The shuttle should automatically call after a certain time limit unless someone temporarily delays it at the comms console. Picrel is untenable, what is someone going when they arrive to a station with no power, no one to interact with, and all jobs either impossible to complete or already finished?

Part 1 in a series of new RP-rules focused policy posts aiming to re-assess the RP rules in light of changes to the codebase such as nu-Heretics, Prog Traitors and a change in how players, coders and admins approach round progress.

It is often said that the codebase targets MRP, while our and our .
A big part of comes from the way our RP rules restrict and restrain players. Forming the eye of that storm are our murderboning rules.

I would disagree with a blanket notion that our MRP server is HRP. To...

Hello I am Maggey Byrde from Manuel

Ever since the recent changes to the dynamic gamemode, lowpop is a complete shitshow. Often, a third of the crew is a traitor or becomes one during the round.

This is hurting science and service players who just want to enjoy the game. Every round, service/science players:

1) have to act concerned about red hardsuit man raiding their workplace/doors to secure areas being doorjacked/blood being everywhere even though this happens every round
2) are distracted too much...

Brute = -ibital
Burn = -uri
Oxy = -mol
Tox = iver
Organ = -rite

Having a bunch of different medicine with the same back end make them both difficult to mentally distinguish, as well as making them look worse
I very much understand this is to allow people to understand what type a damage a chemical should heal at a glace, but it really doesn't make much since in practice. Inexperienced doctors are going to be taking chems out of kits, which are already handily labeled what type of damage their medicine...

curator has a whip that is much cooler

screw the curator that griefing valid hunter he does not deserve to outshine the captain!

I say to keep its usage as a neat occasional thing. It should do much more damage on revs and have a higher deconvert proc. Remind them of the chain of command!

It's like how the chaplains bible has a lot of uses but no one cares...

wizards can cast burn, paralyse, stasis, and freeze but they cant cast blight?

what the heck game balance!!!

they should get a frost bolt too and not have it just be the traps. That'd be a fun inverse fireball..bolt of freezing. But I guess lockers already fill that nitch.

If you didn't play in the hitscan laser test merges, but for some reason think you should have an opinion, put it here.

Those who played should go to

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for walking through that slow lengthly maze..you get a reward of just an orange and a message that goes I forgor :skull:

I think it'd be epic if instead..there was a pill on that desk. A green pill. If you choose to ingest it, you gain an action button called Slow-Time You enter a bullet-time state that gives you bullet dodging abilites akin to a nightmare.

The catch is that your walk speed is super slowed, and you gain sloth movement trails. The pill didnt actually slow down time at all, you just react...

However, traitors are still bound by reputation, to comply with watermleon's design doc

With the sin of gluttony.. be careful as your eyes are bigger than your stomach!

So as we all either know or don't know. The reason morphs have dissapeared from the game is because they were only obtainable from gluttonys ruin, or admin intervention. Well the gluttonys blessing got removed because coders were tired of miners self-antagging (no matter how weak they might be) and eating the ore silo. Now they're removed and we have another useless lavaland ruin...Unless you have a need for a portal that...

this is stupid. everyone is over this stuff and it's not just goof, his are just by far and above the worst. stop deleting things (entire antags at a time) and making things inaccessible, more difficult and more awful fnr. this game is supposed to be fun with great room for creativity, not for weirdos to force me to bar rp.

but this can't be trolling because it's all been coded and actually done?

As far as I know you should

Listen to good music
Get a hug
Take a shower
Eat something delicious (depending on if the game thinks it is)
Pet an animal

What else is there

When I launch a TG build on a local server, the chat and the interaction menu with vending machines and characters do not work. It says that failed to load a fancy chat but when I click here the chat turns off altogether and becomes just white. How to fix this shit?

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TL;DR
Make the chef better by making advanced foods more useful and helpful without taking away the value of vended foods and late-shift donuts

What do
Diversify nutriment/protein/vitamin more; have them serve different purposes instead of just being nutriment with slightly different healing properties and parallel metabolism.
Protein leaves the system at a slow metabolic rate and provide a mild lasting mood boost (larger for lizards?) and a decrease in hunger accumulation as long as it's in you....

BYOND account: XII391
Character name: Nicholas Nick
Ban type: Server & Discord
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason: posted rule 11 breaking videos & videos on how to make dangerous/illcit substances
Time ban was placed: 2022-04-06
Server you were playing on when banned: i wasn't playing when i got banned
Your side of the story: i was shitposting in the /tg/ discord mainly drug tutorials or dangerous chemical tutorials and rule 11 breaking videos it was done originally as a joke i did not realise the...

Discord username: Thoman#6948
Commonly used names: thomas
Ban reason: posted this (WARNING MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME VIEWERS)
Time ban was placed: just now
Your side of the story:I posted an extremely funny cropped gif, deleted it and got PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR IT. now its very important to note that there was no cock and balls or genuine pornographic imagery present in the video, infact, i've done some examining, and given the perspective of the two people in the video, i believe NO oral intercourse is...

Anyone have any cool models?

BYOND account: Realthoman_
Character name: Phillip Thomas
Ban type: Note
Ban reason: Was attacked by an engineer with a fire axe twice wordlessly for breaking into tech storage. They took the axe from the engineer, killed them with it and spaced them. Next time follow escalation rules and take them to medical when you defeat them, if they were to attack again after that point and you win, then you get to space them at that point.
Time ban was placed: 5-12-22
Server you were playing on when banned: Sybil...

So when crag brought up hygiene due to the bar rp PR. I thought about what Finalpotato said about features that make you and your character to want the same thing...

Thus, here's my idea: Taking a shower will now stall a viruses stage speed progression for 3 minutes.

When you get sick or someone coughs on you, you'd feel gross! Little did you know your already infected, but you can definitely reduce the viral payload that ultimately enters your system. Thus, by fully stripping down and rubbing yourself...

For the 40th time in the last six months, here is my most concise attempt to explain the problems with silicon today:

The Problem:

Silicons are obedient to silicon policy above their laws in any situation they don't get explicitly antagonistic laws. This means that if they are asimov/crewsimov/etc their laws are essentially irrelevant compared to the 'OOC Lawset' that silicon policy provides. The last four years of silicon policy changes have skewed towards making silicons more amenable to the crew to...

Scale Threat cost of antag rolls inversely with living, connected security personnel (and possibly living, connected antagonists still in the round) to prevent antagonist flooding
Scale cost of Extra Loud traitor items intended to cause or facilitate mass-murder (romerol, maybe elite modsuits, dual e-sword, etc.) with crew on manifest.
Make all (or most) traitor items available always, but make the ones that are currently rep-locked start unrealistically expensive and get cheaper as your rep increases...

We all don't like stuns. But antags need a way to win over against the average crew member. Here's my solution.

Cultist: Blood Lasso.

They now throw 4 tile long lassos of blood that leave blood trails and allow them to drag their targets to their narsian goal. If your caught in one, you will forcibly follow the cultist but can otherwise scream shout and attack. You don't have the ability to mess with clothes or pull things out of your bag/pocket Just imagine a bit longer version of current sec officer...

1. Armory now gets Machine Disablers. They require to be dual-wield, takes up a backpack slot and gives duffel bag slowdown. In exchange for this, you can shoot a rapid fire volley of disabler shots like a turret. 300 Shots in total before it has to be put in a recharger. Runs out of energy instantly via EMP. It's very obvious if a sec officer has one.

2. All round start officers get krav maga. Warden's is now innate and stronger. They're the sensei

3. Thats enough buffs we have a lot of underused stuff...

BYOND account: Trubbl3

Character name: Thomas McBright

Ban type: Permaban

Ban length: Permanent

Ban reason: Used an alternate account to spy on an antag while ghosted, talking IC with others and informing them as to what the antag was doing and where they were. Also admitted to using the alternate account as a sort of respawn whenever they died as a miner. Treating this along the same lines of metacomming since its about as hard to catch

Time ban was placed: 2020-08-29 10:38:07

Server you were...

I will post dumb smooth brain thoughts here

Because I can and need an outlet for them
Maybe at least one a day

Are quebecois snow cajuns

>See mail.
>Remember that time your disposals system chucked your departments mail out
>Let me do that too!!
>Wrap mail parcels individually
>Use scanner and mark every mail to their department (Except for assistants since they have no department)
>Shove them down disposals
>Accidentally shred and delete everyones mail except for assistants

Why is there no wiki guide on this

PS: If you know how to sell items on the cargo shuttle, but link that purchase to individual ID cards. Please also post that. Like...