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BYOND account: Joe13413
Character name: Joachim Straub
The note itself: he is funny
Time note was placed: 2022-04-10 02:50:08
Round ID in which note was placed: 14173
Your side of the story: ok so there was this joke that involved barrenquilla mining facility and i dont remember the exact details, but an admin said it was funny and i asked them to give me a note saying i am funny
Why do you think it should be removed/reworded: no longer funny, please add an addendum at the end of the note stating so.

It’s a funny idea bros

After ten thousand years most of two headmin terms, the RP rule rewrite (started by Timber, finished by myself and then edited by the collective power of the combined admin team) is finally done, and we'll be moving to change over the RP rules to it effective basically immediately. The full text of the rewrite will be going up here and on the wiki, hopefully the new rules serve us well.

1. The roleplay servers have a higher expectation of roleplay.

The purpose of the roleplay servers is to provide a...

I'm sick of looking at the same old wood flooring. So come break my wallet to make my projects more fun.

Requirements:

Preferably you do the code for this as well.
I would like each of the already existing wood floor tiles to have a gags subtype that can be accessed by only mappers.

Edit: Adding in gags wood trim as well

Price negotiable

And thats it. : )

Psykers freaking suuuuck.

Right now, at least.
Burden sect chaplain is cool, becoming a psyker is cool, all the fluff stuff is nice.
The gameplay, though, (both pre and post psyker) is awful.
To run through a usual round (with the end goal of becoming a psyker): go to genetics, ask them to find and keep negative (red name instead of orange or green(?)) mutations (or do genetics yourself, bleugh); go to medical, ask them to cut out your tongue, eyes, legs, and an arm (the tongue and eyes are all that...

I am a viro player but I feel as if our current system is well lacking to say the least. Therefor I have come up with a solution, presenting Rex's viro rework:
Featuring all new systems, including but not limited to: Combo thresholds, carriers and amputation!

However, I do need some feedback mostly on the crew side mechanics as I have been in the highest spire of the INTERNAL DISCUSSIONS tower of viro for too long to understand the mere peons perspective. On a more serious note I hope this at least sparks some...

BYOND account: sinfulbliss/turboslayer/somah69
Character name: alex barber/bea sock
Ban type: Server/Role(s)/OOC/etc
Ban length: Permanent
Ban reason:

Time ban was placed: 1/12/2023 11:52 pm CST
Server you were playing on when banned: Dan's Duels
Round ID in which ban was placed: Can be excluded if it cannot be found. Example: 8008123
Your side of the story: getting mordhau has kept me off the ss13 servers more than any serverban ever could i think its real sneaky to do something backhanded like...

This is not a scheduled event, I might need to revise it more to make sure it’s more interesting. Also the event seems near impossible unless I experiment with some things first.

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The year is 2563.
Happy new year. The station has just survived another year drifting out in space. While the station is researching wonders of technology and research, Central Command is still living the dream of yesterday. Despite rumors of advanced technology being held at Central Command, this is far from the truth. CC...

Right now the current meta of ops is just finding the general location of the ship, chucking a metal foam grenade that spawns round start at it, and then having an easy time breaking in and stealing the ship from there. The meta is so effective that the only real counter to it is having ops choose between having fun or having someone stay behind to guard the ship. Although this makes sense from a roleplay perspective, it's not really good from a gameplay perspective. The ship used to be invincible to...

most heads of staff get the traitor items their underlings get, the CE does not. they should be given the engies traitor turret.

also we should port paradise stations atmos tech jumpsuit that only traitors can buy, it lets them ventcrawl. fitting for their job

Instead of away missions, we could have a day missions. Here's how it would work.
The day mission shuttle would be docked at the station for the first 5 minutes of the shift, anyone who wants to come aboard can. It then flies to the away mission location, that trip takes 1 minute. It then spends 20-25 minutes at the far away location. There's a 3 minute warning before they depart, and then it takes 1 minute for the shuttle to arrive back at the station. Shuttle departs when the last living player leaves...

The MOD Atrocinator Module.
Incredibly based reference, thank you TG coders. Even if I'm not the biggest fan of MODsuits compared to the Hardsuits of Olde, the random (occasionally referential) modules you can only find in maint are a cool detail and I love it.

I stumbled upon this
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Edit: Bounty claimed.

Kudzu's git page:

I would like to offer a code bounty of $50(negotiable) for the creation of a 'timid' mutation for kudzu. I'm reachable via this topic, PM, or discord at Zee Tee#5010.

Normally, kudzu will randomly buckle mobs as well as cover up computers/machines/tables/mobs/random items on the ground. This can be really annoying and prevents the creation of truly beneficial kudzu. The 'timid' mutation I have in mind is one that would prevent the qualities described...

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crack a glowstick 2 make it glow bright

why?

funy

Replica Pods have been around for a long time, but with cloning removed they've never gotten much of a spotlight. Fear of the coders removing it to I suspect. It does have a lot of room in terms of gameplay space, what I'm proposing would be a spin on Revolution.
Invasion of the body snatchers: At fixed point in maintenance, a special plant tray and locker would spawn. A special plant tray that automatically harvests whenever the entity that has put their blood into the replica pod dies. The locker would...

The current moodlet system seems to have been kept deliberately vague but carries some pretty hefty mechanical impacts (Movement speed, hunger rates, effective health/crit meter). Fixing a low mood, or attempting to maximize mood, and even attempting to figure out what is damaging your mood can be an annoying unintuitive experience, with only a few quirks that allow this system to be somewhat under player control.

I think implementing a more catered moodlet quirk system, on top of the current one, that...

I've been playing some Tale of Two Wastelands recently, and I've got some appreciation for the humble Eyebot

It acts as a mini avatar of the enclave, repeating their doctrine and being friendly to the player unless the line is crossed with their master. E.D.E. is great in New Vegas and Lonesome Road
The same could be done with Chaplains blessing firebots, floorbots clean bots, and transform them into sanctified water dispensing variants of the chaplain bot.
There would be a few differences between the...

Right, so, remember this PR? I think it was sick, other people do too, so I'm willing to pay 200 dollars for it to done in a more merge-able matter.
This is quite the request, and by that i mean that its an utter pain. I don't expect this code bounty to be claimed any time soon, maybe in the near future when a new expressive open source tts solution arrives.

If you for some reason are interested, here are some guidelines:
You cannot use another service (like what the original PR did with NovelAI) (The...

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Inspired by rim worlds drug system, you can now build up a tolerance to drugs. For gameplay purposes, this should probably only apply to drugs and other nieche chems (maybe posions) instead of all/most chemicals (you could get away with it on some, but it wouldn't make sense for things like acid or synthflesh).
Tolerance is measured on a scale from 0%-95%, and is tied to your liver. Your tolerance towards a certain drug increases as you take it, and decreases under the effects of chemicals, or liver...

This event may seem elaborate, but it would be really easy to pull off with just one player and one admin. Let me know if you'd like to make plans to run it and I'll draft a full script.

The Premise
Who doesn't love Italian opera? Pagliacci is a famous Italian opera that tells the story of a troupe of traveling performers in the Italian countryside. Canio, who plays the clown Pagliacci, is deeply in love with his wife Nedda, who plays the character of Columbina. Nedda, however, is having an affair with...

A somewhat well known mechanic in the game, is that you can execute someone on quite a long delay by using a gun on them point blank by targeting there mouths.

What if you could do that with other items too? With different effects just how different items have different suicide effects?

Antagonist weapons like eswords, cult blades, heretic blades, arm blades, and other very high damage weapons would be good candidates without having to have any fear of upsetting balance, but you could also implement it...

I'd like there to be a white cane item that could be held by blind characters. It'd make it clear that whomever is holding it can't see. $5 for it to be sprited and added to the game.

I'd also like for it to be crafted from an iron rod or two. $2.50 for the recipe to be added.

I'd also like for the white cane to be sold by the medbay vendor (where TTS devices are sold). $2.50 for the item to be added to the vendor.

I'd also like for the white cane to fold up so it can compactly fit in a bag or pocket...

Make it very difficult to hit anyone with melee attacks, have a high change to stumble and fall into someone's space when you punch someone. When you try to kick someone while they are down you trip over them. Melee weapons fly out of your hands half the time you try to hit someone with em. A chance for items to slip out of your hand and go be thrown backwards (exception for pies.) Easier to knock down with punches, ect.

With the sin of gluttony.. be careful as your eyes are bigger than your stomach!

So as we all either know or don't know. The reason morphs have dissapeared from the game is because they were only obtainable from gluttonys ruin, or admin intervention. Well the gluttonys blessing got removed because coders were tired of miners self-antagging (no matter how weak they might be) and eating the ore silo. Now they're removed and we have another useless lavaland ruin...Unless you have a need for a portal that...

We should have framework that measures how far a projectile traveled before hitting it's target.

Example implementations:

Bullets and lasers that have damage falloff or rampup based on how far or close you are.
Thrown hatchets will hit handle side one an odd number of tiles traveled, or blade side on an even number. Would hit point blank, 2 tiles away, 4 tiles away, ect.

Best bartender drinks are the ones that do the funny. Whether it'd be the good, (quadriple sec, Doctor's Delight) The bad (Beepsky Smash, Neurotoxin) Or the hillarious (Nar-Sour)

So I think more drinks should have different effects. Give people reason to come to the bar on more rounds.

Acid Spit - Allows you to spit the xenomorph neurotoxin projectile. But it does no damage and is purely for the funny

Driest Martini - You are now temporarily immune from being stained by blood. Take that bubblegum!...

Determination and Peptides shall no longer be shareable!!!

Maybe Lavaland isn't natural after all...

This anomaly converts station tiles into lavaland ashen floor at a high chance, with a low chance of lava. So you'll probably see like 1 - 2 lava tiles during the entire minute its there.

If it blows without being contained. It spawns a tendril on station in its place. Dangerous. (Engi get the RCD)

If you turn it into armor. When you get hit, instead of taking the hit, an unfriendly lavaland fauna spawns from your chest. Hopefully it hurts or scares off your...

Blood-Rites is the coolest thing ever. But it has a lot of build up. Gotta collect blood like a janitor, be protected for several minutes to unleash cool spells and ultimately sacrifice nar'sie before you use it a whole lot.

It's a 10/10 in Wow factor, but a 7/10 in usefulness. Thus, I think it'd be cool if there was another way to see it. Sort of like the chamelon gun (rip you server rebooting son of a gun)

Maybe that nar'sie lavaland rune can be repurposed and give miners the ability to absorb blood...

EDIT # 2: commission taken

I am looking to commission sprite art that is intended for a botany plant ideas, bean sprouts and jumping beans . Ideally they would look similar to their real life equivalents. Sprites needed would be seed packets, hydroponics tray growing stages(freshly planted, fully mature, fully mature + harvestable), as well as the actual harvested plant.

I don't really know how much this kind of commission normally goes for, but am open to offers. Feel free to respond here or PM if...

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Ability to use Astrotame to give a custom flavour text ™ to food, like one'd change their name or description with a pen.
Purely cosmetic & if it to be used on a food that has a warning taste (for instance brains or tranquility ) it should appear alongside it instead of overriding (though maybe if you make it peculiar enough, people won't pay attention to the former still).

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I was thinking, being only able to craft a few things outside of walls, boots, chairs, suits and hats with bronze, i was thinking something fresh with bronze, like Bronze weapons and bronze chainmail that goes in the jumpsuit slot and gives 5 bullet and melee damage reduction. The weapons i've been thinking of is the Bludgeoning dagger, which is pretty much a tail club which can switch between puncture damage and blunt damage when you use it in hand to switch your grip. Then there's the Bronze Javelin,...

Currently, there seems to be almost no use for newscaster newspapers outside of reading and spreading fake news, which is why i decided to give the idea of a Milwall Brick weapon as a stamina damage weapon that's inbetween the boxing gloves and the holodeck E-sword in-terms of stam damage. To craft the milwall brick, you need 5 newspapers, 100 units of water and 100 units of drying agent, both in separate beakers, what would result is a ghetto holodeck E-Sword, as the milwall brick would deal 15 stamina...

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Hello everyone.
as far as i have played with circuits, i think they are lacking a bit of a conveniency.

i made a short list of things that could be added/changed to make circuits more convenient/pleasing to work with

--Multiple input components
now listen i mean the fact that each shell has its own distinctive input type is cool and all, but what about making those into separate components ? heres what i thought about

. a button - simple signal input
. a switch - simple 1/0 num input(latch)
. a text bar...

SOON.

I suggest we have a central fire alarm control computer in tcomms or the bridge that can turn off-on temp sensors and open the buggers or close them throughout the station.

Would be another spot for antags to mess with the station or a malf AI, as well as clearing paths for the crew to move.